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00:00What's up Wolfpack Fam it's your boy Kid back at it again hope you're doing well
00:14continue our journey of people just do nothing with Grindr and Beats and the
00:18rest of the gang what shenanigans are they gonna get into this week's episode
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00:44what the hell do we have here? Maysha you getting on babe? Okay we're ready
00:53Oh babe look at you! You look like a princess!
00:58I look like a proper ownership woman like Kate Middleton. No, no, no, you look like an actual one, you look like a Disney one.
01:03So the marriage is back on then? Yep, so I still had all my wedding plans so we're good to go
01:10I mean Grindr still can't believe how quickly I've done it all so he said I'm
01:14so organized it's insane. It's actually just practical. Have you sorted?
01:23No I'm gonna see how this looks and then because I'm sure it will look good on
01:27him yeah yeah yeah and then I'll just I'll go from there and decide what I'm
01:32gonna do yeah yeah are we looking in there you're looking good I can't wait
01:38to see Grindr in his outfit I mean he looks good in everything so I know he's
01:41gonna look sick in his outfit definitely yeah he looks like a JD sports model
01:47anyway. Come let's see it then. What the f**k?
01:56Turn around Steve. He's gonna hate it. The coloring's wrong for a start. It's more
02:06darker than that. More olive. And he's older now so it's gonna be even darker
02:11than when I last saw it. Take it off. It's not gonna work.
02:18Slag, slag, slag, slag, slag, slag, slag. Slag. I thought we called you Cheffs?
02:23Slag? No, stag. Stag. Stag! Cheffs ayeee! You old c**t sniffer.
02:30Guys, just keep it down a bit. I thought you were the boss? Do whatever you want.
02:33Yeah, I am the boss, definitely, but just, you know, keep it quiet, yeah?
02:37Anyway, what costume you lot got, you bloody mentalists?
02:39It's top secret. You'll see it tonight.
02:41You'll see it tonight, yeah. Stag, stag, stag, stag.
02:43Don't overdo it. Sorry, it's my first one.
02:46Charlie. Yes, mate, hi.
02:48You were up for some extra hours.
02:50Would you take a delivery later?
02:52It'd be much appreciated. Yeah, no... Thanks.
02:54Cheers, mate. Thank you very much for your hard work.
02:56Continue. Crack it on.
02:59You've got to stay late for a delivery or something.
03:01No, I'll get him to do it.
03:02I'll tell you what, the way he was speaking to me, yeah,
03:06it was just fucking disrespectful, yeah?
03:08He should know that I'm the fucking boss around here
03:11and if he wants to...
03:12No, I'm just whispering. I don't want to, like, you know, alert...
03:15Charlie, would you help out at the back, please?
03:17Yeah, sure. I'll help out at the back.
03:18Yeah, yeah. Charlie. Yeah.
03:20Stag, stag, stag, stag.
03:22Are you looking forward to the stag?
03:24Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, of course we are.
03:26Yeah, yeah. It's going to be a night all about me.
03:29We're going to wind him up so much.
03:31You're not going to wind me up.
03:32But that's the stag do, isn't it?
03:34No. Don't... Don't make me look like a...
03:36Do you know what I mean?
03:37I like having a laugh as much as the next man, yeah?
03:39But don't try to laugh at me on my own stag do, all right?
03:43That just takes a piss.
03:44Ooh. Ooh.
03:46Stag, stag, stag, stag, stag, stag!
03:48He loves it.
03:50Stag, stag, stag, stag, stag.
03:53Do the turtle kick. Do the turtle kick. Go.
03:55Oh-ho! He's a turtle!
03:58Oh-ho! Come on!
04:00HE LAUGHS
04:02Why are you wearing the outfit?
04:04Oh, cos it's Grindr stag night
04:06and he said the best man has to wear the suit.
04:08Yeah, exactly. I'm not wearing that bollocks.
04:10I'm going to be like a splatter man.
04:12I'm going to be having the night of my bloody life.
04:14No, just get in the way, to be fair.
04:16It's actually really inconvenient.
04:18HE LAUGHS
04:20Oh! Come on, you love it.
04:22Yeah, shall we get some drinks in anyway?
04:24Yeah. Bokers.
04:25Ooh, Bokers. OK. OK.
04:28My round. It's always your round, Steve.
04:30Bokers, eh? Bokers! Bokers! Bokers!
04:32Boker! Boker! Boker!
04:34You're saying Boker? No, I'm saying Boker.
04:36Boker's and Boker.
04:38All right, Steve, don't get Bokers, that's disgusting.
04:41Get some proper drinks in.
04:43Round of apple sours. Yes!
04:45Apple sours, eh? Yes, come on.
04:46I can't wait to get these down my bloody throat.
04:49Let's take a look.
04:51Whoa! Since the inheritance money came through,
04:53I've actually been promoted to corrupt affair accountant.
04:58So do you pay for everything as well?
05:00Yeah, that's what an accountant does, actually,
05:02is basically people who work for the company,
05:06they say to you, you pay for that now,
05:09cos you're the accountant.
05:11So, very much the money man of the operation.
05:16Did you get any beers?
05:18No, I thought you said get apple sours.
05:20Get the beers in, Steve. Beers as well, yeah.
05:21Come on, come on. We're going mental tonight.
05:24Being used, Rob. Mark.
05:26How are you doing? You all right? Yeah, good, thanks.
05:29Listen, I was wondering if you could do me a really big favour, mate.
05:32You know that delivery that's coming later on,
05:34could you basically stay for it?
05:35Oh, no, I can't, I've got stuff on later.
05:38Sorry. What, like what stuff?
05:41Just stuff, you know?
05:43No, I don't know, why don't you tell me, mate?
05:45Because I've got this tag coming up, it's quite important, so, like...
05:48Yeah, I've got to go pick up some stuff.
05:50I've got to go pick up some medicine for my mum.
05:53She's sick. Oh, shit.
05:57Well, what's wrong with her?
05:59Sorry, mate. No, that's bang up, all done.
06:01Jesus, Rob!
06:02Look at the size of it!
06:05Oh, here comes the bride!
06:07You got me a hammer!
06:08Yep, the one you told me to get.
06:10Yeah, not exactly. The image reference I sent you was a pink one,
06:13but, yeah, not to worry.
06:14Yeah, I couldn't find a pink one.
06:15No, I mean, it's fine, it shouldn't ruin it.
06:17OK, good.
06:18Mish did choose me to be her maid of honour,
06:20which was a surprise, definitely.
06:22Whoa! Yeah, we're always surprising each other, aren't we?
06:24I mean, that's just what best friends do.
06:27I can't be your best friend, can I?
06:29I'll surprise you again, bestie!
06:31Oh, you got me!
06:33White lease on, babe? No, we're not having any of that.
06:35This isn't some cheap, taggy hen do.
06:36We've got a hammer, so...
06:37Dicked!
06:38Who's organised the hen do?
06:39It's a mix of the two minds, isn't it?
06:41Yeah, yeah. Mostly mine.
06:42Yeah, mostly yours.
06:43A little sprinkling of you.
06:46Can I have a little word with Jackie as well?
06:48Cos I'm not really sure about what she's wearing.
06:49You know, it's not part of the colour palette that we agreed.
06:51So if you just want to have a quick...
06:53Yeah, no, I'll do that, yeah, yeah.
06:54Cos, obviously, Rose, she hasn't really been to parties before,
06:56so I'm sort of teaching her about how to have fun
06:58and sort of going out and that kind of thing.
07:00So, yeah, we've done a lot of brainstorming
07:01on what a night out is.
07:03Just cos it's not pink.
07:04OK, quick, come on.
07:05Are you in? Are you in? OK.
07:07Hide the dick.
07:08Where do you want to go, Mish?
07:10Woo! Mish!
07:11Back to Pout.
07:12Fish face.
07:13Right, now in. Come on.
07:14OK.
07:15Oh, come on, it's all right.
07:18Can I just say, can I just say,
07:20this is the comfiest thing I've ever sat on.
07:22We're going to have a good night's sleep, aren't we, guys?
07:25Yeah!
07:26Ha-ha, yes!
07:28Shall we eat down your throat?
07:29Oh!
07:31Really? Look, what?
07:33Absolutely mental, you are.
07:36Oh, it's literally not a fish, there.
07:37What's going on here, then, mate?
07:40What, are you a grinder?
07:42Oh, OK.
07:43No, no, that's a grinder.
07:44I see what's going on.
07:45You absolute bastard beast.
07:48Yes, I am he.
07:49Please go in, young mate.
07:51Why are you in the costume, then?
07:53Cos he said I had to wear it.
07:54You're here for me, so...
07:56A stripper is one of the most important things on a stag night.
08:00Woo! I went for the one that looked most like Mish,
08:02cos I think he'd like that.
08:04Got the number from a phone box.
08:06Old school.
08:08Oh, shit!
08:09Are we going to a hotel, then,
08:11or you want to do me in the toilets here?
08:13Just normal, on the table, with everyone.
08:17Sort of, um...
08:19Oh, shit!
08:21I'm really sorry.
08:23What did he buy?
08:24I thought he was a stripper,
08:26I didn't realise that you were actually a fully-blown prostitute.
08:29Oh, you got me a brass?
08:31Disgusting.
08:33It's not disgusting, actually, thanks very much.
08:35Well, I'm not going anywhere near that,
08:36cos I don't know what you might have.
08:38I don't know what you might have.
08:39I haven't got anything.
08:41Clean as a whistle.
08:43Well, anyone else?
08:45Someone can come with me. You might be quick.
08:47Yeah, Steve will do it.
08:48Hi, Steve.
08:50Can I just pay you to not have to do anything?
08:53Well, you can do, yeah.
08:55You can give me some money, that's all right.
08:57Yeah, all right, then.
08:58I'll just pay you and then we don't have to do anything.
09:00That's just a waste of money, though.
09:01It's 140, Steve.
09:03No, it's 160, actually, cos he had 160 on the phone.
09:06I think there's another couple.
09:08Another one of them. Yeah.
09:10Thank you. Nice to meet you.
09:11Yeah, and you.
09:12Thank you.
09:13Easiest job for her.
09:16Fucking hell, I thought he was going to get me a stripper
09:18on a sick night, and that.
09:19Sitting in the fucking pubs with prostitutes.
09:22Worst night of my life.
09:24Jesus!
09:25Woo-hoo! Drama queen.
09:26Oh, my God!
09:27I wish I won something, I could flash me and lift it up.
09:30Guys, no, guys, sorry, sorry, no, you're spoiling the look.
09:33We want everyone to think that we're high-class celebrities.
09:35I'm OK, I'm only having a laugh.
09:37Let's just have a bit of this prosciutto.
09:39No, I'm all right, thanks.
09:41Well, no, take your glass with the photos
09:42and it'll look like you're fun.
09:44Everyone want a drink?
09:45Fuck it, I'll have a bit later.
09:46Cheers!
09:47Woo-hoo!
09:53Right, I'm off, mate. See you tomorrow.
09:55You all right, mate? Hope your mum gets better, yeah?
09:57Yeah, cool.
10:00Dickhead.
10:01HE LAUGHS
10:02Dick.
10:04Grindr said he wanted the best night of his life,
10:06and that's what I'm going to do.
10:08That's what I'm going to give him.
10:09HE CHUCKLES
10:10PHONE VIBRATES
10:13Yes, mate?
10:16Yeah, no, I'm still waiting for this banjo delivery.
10:20Oh, you're going to Titty Bar.
10:23OK, listen, don't go to the blue line, OK?
10:25Go to the one behind Soho Street.
10:27They have more intense lighting, so it's a bit more HD.
10:29We're next to the theatre in Central.
10:31Where do we go now?
10:33Which way is it? Left. Left.
10:35Where now? Right? Oh, far, far away.
10:38Oh, for fuck's sake, Beats.
10:40No, left. You just came from there.
10:41Are you meant this way?
10:43Is it this way or not?
10:44Is it this way or not?
10:45No, he doesn't know where we are.
10:47I mean, is it at the end of this road?
10:48Jesus Christ.
10:49Tell Sajid I said, stag, stag, stag.
10:51Yeah, it's down there, it's down there.
10:52All right, see you in a bit, Shad.
10:54All right, in a bit, in a bit. Bye.
10:58Come on.
10:59Yeah, it's straight down the end here,
11:01through the alleyway. Definitely.
11:02Oh-ho! Someone's going strip clubbing, it's me.
11:05Strip club!
11:07Oh, it's dirty.
11:08Oh, hello.
11:10Oh, we're nearly at karaoke!
11:11Yay!
11:13Roche, are you OK?
11:14Should we head home and make sure those things are ready for us?
11:16Yeah, I'll do a sound check.
11:18Thanks, Bestie.
11:19It's perfect.
11:21I haven't got drunk since I got pregnant, really,
11:24so I'm just a bit worried that if I get back into it,
11:26I'll start enjoying it a bit too much.
11:28I mean, you know what it's like, right?
11:29One minute you're having a couple of Stellas,
11:32next thing you know, you've blacked out
11:33and put a brick through Craig's dad's window.
11:35Holy fuck, bro!
11:37Who's going to go first?
11:38I've got the perfect song to get us all started.
11:40I'm doing Biggie.
11:41No, sorry, no, no, no. No-one's singing what they want.
11:43I've already got it all planned out, so you can do it.
11:45Get in there and just have some fun.
11:47Oh, my God!
11:49All right, well, Roche's going to go first.
11:51Yeah, run ahead, perfect, yeah.
11:52Oh, run out!
11:53Oh, I'm going.
11:54Oh, my God, I can't believe we're here!
11:56Oh, dear, oh, dear.
11:57God, that was good, wasn't it?
11:58Yeah, that was nice, wasn't it?
12:00A little lap round Brentford.
12:01I decided to have the hen at my house
12:03because I couldn't be fucked with all the intense planning.
12:05Craig, have you done that sound check?
12:08Just make sure it's working, yeah?
12:10Wow.
12:11I would rather stick up a few lights in my living room
12:13than go round every single karaoke bar in London with Mish.
12:18Follow the arrows to the fun.
12:20Follow the arrows to the fun.
12:22All right, Mish.
12:23All right.
12:24Plus, if they start doing my heading,
12:26I can always escape upstairs to bed.
12:28See if we agreed on...
12:29Oh, yeah, no, I know, it's all right.
12:31I've got friends upstairs, they're not going to disturb us.
12:33I'll just lock them in his room once he's got a snack, yeah?
12:36Yeah, sooner rather than later.
12:37OK.
12:38Oh, yeah.
12:39Lovely.
12:40Craig, mate, he's got a girlfriend.
12:43I thought you were the stripper.
12:46And he's going upstairs.
12:47Yeah, but this is all sorted, yeah?
12:49That's lovely, yeah.
12:50Thanks.
12:51Thanks, mate.
12:52Well, let's leave Craig and come over here, yeah?
12:54Thank you, mate.
12:55If you like it.
12:56Nice jacket.
12:57Speech, speech, speech, speech, speech.
12:59OK, so I'm going to do the speech, so take a seat, everyone.
13:02Oh, right.
13:03Yeah, put yourselves down.
13:04I thought you were going to do it.
13:05I'll do it, the bride.
13:06You're a street model.
13:07Oh, I'll have a prosexy.
13:08Well, let's do the speech first, yeah?
13:11All right.
13:12So, welcome, everyone, to our heading party.
13:14It's such a pleasure to have you all here.
13:16So, I'm going to be hosting the evening along with my maid of honour,
13:19and I'd love to give her a big round of applause to thank her
13:21for the use of her venue for our lovely, fun heading party.
13:24Thank you, Rochelle.
13:25Thank you.
13:26Go, Ro!
13:27Lovely decorations.
13:29Well, I didn't really... I mean, it's not me.
13:30When did you find the time?
13:32Well, I haven't done... So, that was...
13:33That's all me. I did it, yeah.
13:34Mish put all this stuff up.
13:36Those pictures of Mish on my wall.
13:38Yeah.
13:39I mean, that's...
13:40That's a lot of effort, innit?
13:41It's fun, that's a choice.
13:42And if anyone's taken any pictures of anything,
13:44then feel free to put up on your socials.
13:45Oh, OK, yeah, let's do that.
13:47Use the hashtag MishIsHindu, please,
13:48so the whole world knows what's happening.
13:50So, should we get the music up?
13:52Just a cocktail, do the cocktail.
13:54Just a cocktail.
13:55Just a cocktail for the...
13:59Oh, my days, this is fucking sick.
14:02Oh, shit.
14:04What?
14:08Sick.
14:12Steve, you got any money?
14:13Yeah.
14:18OK.
14:19Give me a tenner as well.
14:21Fucking hell.
14:24Thank you.
14:25Thank you.
14:26You chuck it on him.
14:27Chuck it.
14:30Thank you.
14:31Oh.
14:32Sorry, no.
14:33That was like 80 quid.
14:35All right, let's go to the bar.
14:37Yeah, yeah, let's go to the bar.
14:38Thanks very much.
14:39Cheers.
14:40All right.
14:43There's chicks everywhere.
14:44I know.
14:45Oh, mate.
14:46Bang on it.
14:47What are you saying, you all right, yeah?
14:49Grind up.
14:50That's beats.
14:51Sticks.
14:52Sticks.
14:53Sticks.
14:55Sticks.
14:56Get your drinks in.
14:57Hello, Mr Turtle.
14:58I love turtles.
14:59Give us a twirl.
15:00Let's see your shell.
15:01Shell.
15:02Ha-ha, you have a dickhead.
15:04He looks cute.
15:06You boys on a stag day?
15:07Yeah, yeah, but I'm not the stag guy.
15:09No, I'm the stage.
15:10Why is he wearing the outfit?
15:11Just cos he's the best man.
15:13He's the fun one.
15:14No, I'm the fun one, and if you took me for a dance,
15:17you might see how bloody fun I am.
15:18He is well fun.
15:19You're no fun.
15:20I'm just going to go over there,
15:22there's like a VIP bit or something.
15:23She's been well saved.
15:24So, you going to have a dance then, Mr Turtle?
15:26Erm...
15:27He doesn't want to dance.
15:28No.
15:29He needs the toilet.
15:30I'm good, I'm all right.
15:32No, you do need the toilet.
15:33You all right?
15:34Yeah, he needs a shit.
15:35Let's go.
15:36Jesus!
15:37We're going to come back then, yeah?
15:38Definitely coming back, yeah.
15:39Definitely make sure that you come back.
15:41I'm definitely coming back.
15:42We're both coming back.
15:43See you girls in a bit, yeah?
15:44Yeah.
15:45Bye, Mr Turtle.
15:46Bye.
15:47Bye.
15:48It's constantly just you.
15:49They were on you, man.
15:50No, they weren't.
15:51No chance you don't.
15:52That's how girls flirt.
15:54They try to be a mate more than the guy they fancy.
15:56No, they don't.
15:57You've got a clue now, come on, then.
15:58Shit, bro.
16:00Where are they?
16:01Come on.
16:05Oh, fuck it, you know what?
16:06I can't wait.
16:08I can't wait.
16:09Yeah, you know what, sometimes
16:11you work a bloody nine to five,
16:13you're bloody chasing that Yankee dollar,
16:16you just want to get away and have a bit of fun, mate, yeah?
16:18Some people go to the footy,
16:19they watch their bloody favourite team,
16:21come on, up your ants and that.
16:23Me, I like to escape in the titty bar, you know?
16:26You've got to treat the titty bar like you're local.
16:28It's like you're regular.
16:29Come on, man.
16:30Where are these bad jods?
16:33They're eating into my titty time.
16:36I'll walk in.
16:37Hey, how's Bianca doing?
16:39How's the caesarean scar healing up?
16:41So, you know, you have to know your local place
16:43if you want to have a good stag do, you know?
16:46So it's karaoke time, everyone.
16:48Oh, bloody Misha.
16:50Roshay, can you hurry up with the drinks, please, hon?
16:52Yeah, cos actually, me and Roshay up first.
16:54Are we? Yeah.
16:56Come on, Roshay. Come on down, yeah, great.
17:00Ready? You've got your mic.
17:01Yeah. Come on, Roshay, come on, Roshay.
17:05That's fizzy, that, isn't it?
17:07OK, so the reason that I picked this song is actually
17:10because it's not only about mine and Grindr's love story,
17:12but I think it applies to mine and Roshay's friendship as well.
17:14Is it? Oh, wow.
17:16We'll listen to the lyrics.
17:18Ready?
17:20Woke up this morning with this feeling
17:23Better things are coming my way
17:27And if the sunshine has a meaning
17:30Telling me not to let it go
17:32I've been getting my way
17:34All the rainy days are dying
17:36Got to keep on, keep on trying
17:38All the bees and birds are flying
17:40Ah!
17:41Ha-ha!
17:48Yeah, yeah. He's swedged.
17:50Fits well, yeah.
17:53You ready for a dance now?
17:55Um, that's it.
17:57That is anything different?
17:59I love your new outfit.
18:00Do you like it? It looks really, really smart.
18:02Well, I'm the turtle now, so...
18:04Chill out, Donatello.
18:06It's not Donatello, it's Raphael.
18:08You do actually look quite cute as a turtle.
18:10Yeah, exactly. Come with me, boys.
18:13Great, so two men, it's basically gay, then.
18:15We do it separately, at least,
18:17so we don't make eye contact or touch knees or whatever.
18:20They'd better not cross swords, man.
18:24Holy fuck, bro.
18:26To be honest with you, strippers scare me in general.
18:30Jesus Christ.
18:31Like, anybody that's that confident in their body
18:35is not to be trusted.
18:39A little fact for you, actually.
18:42Roche's never seen me with my team.
18:45I'm pretty sure of.
18:46Oh, shit.
18:53Bloody bastards. Get out of the way.
18:55Get out of the way.
19:00Come on!
19:05Put it there.
19:07Put it there. Cheers, mate. Thank you. Good work.
19:09Good work.
19:11Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, all right.
19:12Good one, yeah? See you later, mate. See you later, mate.
19:15Right, OK, come on. Let's go, let's go.
19:23I've got a titty bar.
19:24My man's wanting titties.
19:29Titty bar!
19:32Next up on the karaoke is Tanya!
19:36Hi!
19:38I couldn't. I can't.
19:40Tanya, you have to, cos you're next on the schedule.
19:42So out you come.
19:43Go on, Tanya!
19:45Yay!
19:46Great song.
19:47OK, what am I singing?
19:48I just wanted to let everyone know that I chose this song
19:51because at once Grindr will be some flowers and a vase.
19:54Oh, that is sweet.
19:55Yeah, it's a great memory.
19:56Wait, can you hear that?
19:59What the fuck is that?
20:01Oh, my God!
20:03My man!
20:04Ha-ha-ha!
20:07I don't know if you want to stop it, Mish.
20:09You need to stop it.
20:11All right, fuck it.
20:12Fuck all this.
20:13I am not letting Craig have more fun than me, you know?
20:17Right? Let's put the music on.
20:19Yeah! Put the music on.
20:20We're going to have some fun.
20:22Mish, I want you to have fun.
20:24If we're sitting listening to my son pounding away
20:28at some anonymous woman, then that is not fun, right?
20:32If she is getting it, we're having cocks too.
20:36Yes!
20:37Everyone, get your dicks out!
20:39Holy shit, guys!
20:41No, no.
20:42Too low.
20:43There you go.
20:44No, sorry, this isn't the sort of fun we're meant to be having,
20:47so let's put that all away.
20:49Come on, Mish.
20:50Get them off.
20:51Not necessarily, baby.
20:54Everyone, let's do it.
20:56Dicks for all of them.
20:57Dicks, dicks, dicks!
20:59Ha-ha!
21:00Dicks, dicks, dicks!
21:01Oh, my God.
21:06Do you want another one?
21:08Er, yes, we'd love to.
21:10Yeah?
21:11Quick, quick.
21:13How was it?
21:14Oh, it scared me!
21:16Bomb was well safe as well.
21:18No, not safe.
21:19I mean, she was literally staring in my eyes the whole time
21:22and kept saying, like, that she wanted me to stay for another dance
21:25cos she couldn't get enough of me.
21:26Yeah. It was like she was obsessed with me.
21:29I may never get this opportunity again.
21:31If I don't go for it, I might regret it for the rest of my life.
21:34Maybe I'm rushing into this whole marriage thing, right?
21:37What?
21:38Yeah.
21:39She kept saying how she was saying about me and she's right.
21:42Yeah?
21:43Look at her.
21:44She can get anyone she wants in here and she chose me.
21:47What about Mish, though?
21:48Are you going to buy me that drink then, or what?
21:51Sorry, Bates, I'm...
21:53I'm going to have to.
21:56Ay-ay-ay.
21:57Er, can I get, um...
21:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:00Can I get, um...
22:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:02Er, can I get, um...
22:03Champagne, please.
22:05OK, yeah.
22:07Listen, life's full of big decisions, yeah?
22:09Make one wrong turn, bang, you can regret that shit forever, yeah?
22:13But the main thing to do is never admit that you've made that wrong move.
22:17That way, you'll have no regrets in life.
22:22So, Jackie, there's no need to interfere with any of that.
22:24I've picked all the songs that you want to sing,
22:26so you just need to enjoy yourself, yeah?
22:28Great. What are we having?
22:30Er...
22:32Very good.
22:33Cheers.
22:34Oh, fucking look at him, Jack!
22:36And he fucking went there.
22:37Best friend shot, too.
22:38Yeah, there you go, you know.
22:39Stay into my eyes.
22:40What colour are your eyes?
22:41I don't know.
22:43They're very nice, very chocolatey.
22:45Hey, babe?
22:46What?
22:47Babe, what time is stripper coming?
22:49Yeah, no, we're not having a stripper, Mum,
22:51we've agreed no stripper, so...
22:52You've got to have a stripper, though, babe.
22:53Maybe we should just fuck it and get one.
22:55Do you think?
22:56Don't you feel like we're going a bit too mental?
22:59Mish? Yeah?
23:00As your best mate, I can honestly say
23:02we are going nowhere near too mental.
23:06Think I'm bonkers, but I just think I'm free.
23:09Man, I'm just living my life.
23:11There's nothing crazy about me.
23:13Go on, Jackie!
23:14Some people pay for drinks, but I get mine for free.
23:21Where the fuck is he, man?
23:25I reckon he might have gone with her.
23:27Oh, he's all right, he's just having a good time, innit?
23:28It's been an hour and a half, and it's like three grand.
23:31Jesus! It's good money, isn't it, right?
23:34We're going to go and have a look for him, yeah?
23:36Grindr!
23:38Oi!
23:39Check it out.
23:42Grindr! Oi!
23:46Grindr!
23:47Oi, where's Grindr?
23:49I don't know.
23:50What do you mean?
23:51What are you doing? Why are you dancing?
23:53It just felt a bit weird just her dancing on her own.
23:55Come on, man, we need to find him.
23:58What do you mean?
23:59He's going mad. Come, let's find him.
24:01Steve! Sorry.
24:03Got to go. See you later.
24:05Keep working on the gun fingers.
24:09Grindr!
24:11Grindr!
24:12Grindr!
24:16Oh, Monica.
24:17How you doing?
24:18Listen, I've only got a tenner here.
24:20Can you do pay as you go? Just last time.
24:22Grindr!
24:23Grindr!
24:24See my mate?
24:26He's dressed as a turtle.
24:27Tenner, like, two minutes.
24:29Shabzy!
24:30Can you do that thing where you make your arse flap like really fast?
24:33Shabz! Yeah?
24:34I can't find Grindr, man. He's ran off with a fucking stripper.
24:36Listen, mate, tell me about it, yeah?
24:39Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt,
24:40she robbed the T-shirt and fucked off, mate.
24:42Yeah, I know, but... Oh, wait, there she is.
24:44Grindr!
24:45Oi, where's Grindr? What have you done with him?
24:47What? Well, don't play dumb with me.
24:48You know exactly what I'm talking about. Where is he?
24:50Are you fucking joking? You fell in love with him.
24:53Who? Grindr.
24:55Gorgeous, green eyes.
24:56You think I fell in love with him? Yes, I do.
24:58That's my job. I tell everyone that they've got beautiful eyes.
25:01What?
25:02Can you just get these crits out of my face, please?
25:04No, it's fine. She's ruining my mate's marriage.
25:06Oh, yeah, come on, get out.
25:08Come on, boys.
25:09You can't get your coat, though.
25:10I'm a regular, Gazi.
25:11Gazoo. Late working, mate. Dead bound.
25:13Don't worry. What, you think I'm a stripper?
25:15No, no, no. But you could be if you wanted to.
25:17Chill, man. Chill, chill, chill.
25:18Come here.
25:20Come here.
25:21Poor man.
25:22Oh, what's the ponytail?
25:24It's a short banjo.
25:26He might still be in there.
25:28Can I just check?
25:29No, you're not allowed in there.
25:30Come on, mate. I just want to check.
25:32I'm a regular. I don't care.
25:33One dollar. Just me, then.
25:34Has he texted any of you lot? Deco, has he texted you?
25:36No.
25:37I tell you what, should we go to another titty bar
25:40and then he could just meet us there?
25:41No.
25:44I feel like I let him down.
25:45No, man.
25:46I was well safe earlier when you got him a prostitute and that.
25:49You got him a prostitute?
25:52What would you like?
25:53HE LAUGHS
25:54I'll tell you one thing, mate.
25:56She doesn't look like she does on the card.
26:00Do you think he's still in there?
26:03He loved it, from what I saw.
26:07I think he was having a good time.
26:11There he is.
26:12HE CHUCKLES
26:13The thing is, yeah, I didn't think she was my one and only before,
26:16cos I always thought there was better birds out there and that.
26:19And there is, but it's just, you never really see them.
26:22So, just settle for what you got.
26:24HE LAUGHS
26:25Why?
26:27Settle, that's a positive.
26:28I feel settled right now.
26:30I'm calm.
26:31I am calmer.
26:35HE SINGS
26:37There's no way you could mistake him for you, man, are you insane?
26:40See, I know that you may be just a bit jealous...
26:44What the fuck are you doing here?
26:46Shh, I'm here to see Meech.
26:47You all right? Yeah.
26:49I've had a revelation.
26:50I choose you over everyone. I don't want anyone else.
26:53Oh, he's just figured out what marriage is about.
26:55Shut up, man.
26:56HE LAUGHS
26:57It's nice to make me realise what I've got.
26:59Really, really good looks.
27:01And there's going to be temptations out there,
27:05but I don't want to fuck this up ever again.
27:07OK, me neither.
27:09I like your tortoise costume, you look really cute.
27:11Yeah, maybe you could give us a little dance show
27:13in your sexy little costume.
27:14It's not sexy, it's a ninja turtle, so...
27:17What part of that like, Ronnie?
27:18Yeah, look at his little bum!
27:19You can't see my bum at all.
27:21You can't see my bum, Michelle's covering it.
27:24Maybe you could be our stripper.
27:25Yeah, go on.
27:26It's easy, being a stripper is easy.
27:28Go on, show us your moves.
27:29It's hard, isn't it? Oh, that's so hard, isn't it?
27:31Ah, ah, ah, look at that!
27:33Yeah, what do you reckon? He's good, isn't he?
27:34He saves us having to pay for one.
27:36Yeah, he is, it's just nothing to it.
27:38HE CHUCKLES
27:39OK.
27:41THEY LAUGH
27:42You might be traumatised.
27:44THEY LAUGH
27:45Oh, perfect.
27:46You like that?
27:48Surprised you're by nature.
27:51All right, I hope you're all right.
27:52Take it off!
27:53You want me to take it off for you?
27:55Whoa!
27:56CHEERING
27:57No, please!
27:59I think the future for me is all about getting a much bigger house,
28:02and have lots of veterans in it,
28:04so we can have lots of little grinders and Mishas.
28:07Yeah, I think that needs to matter now.
28:08Oh, my God!
28:10It's come true to me, getting Mish back,
28:11do you know what I mean?
28:13And I just feel like, you know,
28:14living the moment, do you know what I mean?
28:16Yeah, and then look forward to the future.
28:18Yeah, look forward to it, yeah.
28:20You're going to have a family?
28:21Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. One day.
28:23CHEERING
28:24Get him back in the van, Misha!
28:26Look at that!
28:27Grinder! Grinder!
28:29CHEERING
28:30I'm good at this, aren't I? I'm good at this!
28:32CHEERING
28:34Yeah!
28:35So, you want me around here?
28:36Er, yeah, sort of.
28:38I'm kind of in between addresses at the moment.
28:41Oh, me too.
28:42Yeah, it's hard, isn't it?
28:43Yeah, it's just here, actually.
28:45So, if you just jump in the van, really.
28:48What, in the back?
28:49Yeah, I've got everything sorted, you'll see.
28:52Oh.
28:53Oh, yeah. Yeah.
28:55So, what's your name again?
28:58Er, my name?
29:00My name's Charlie.
29:02You look a bit like a Charlie, actually.
29:04Yeah. Charlie.
29:08Can you do a Polish accent?
29:10No.
29:11HE LAUGHS
29:15Charlie getting some action.
29:17This episode fucking rocked.
29:19We've got to talk about it.
29:20Might be a little traumatised here, but hold on a second.
29:23Thank you, ladies and gents, for those who watched this with me.
29:26Appreciate you guys to the fullest.
29:28One second. Thank you for making it this far.
29:30Ladies and gentlemen, number one,
29:32thank you for hanging out with me.
29:34An absolute banger.
29:36An absolute banger of an episode.
29:39I might be a little traumatised, ladies and gentlemen,
29:42but never would I have imagined
29:43or never would I have ever thought
29:45that my boy, Grindr, would be grinding on Mish in this capacity there.
29:51Even Mama was very impressed with, you know, Grindr's turtle power.
29:56This was such a great episode to see.
29:59They're like, yeah, they're coming in the sword.
30:01Slag, slag, slag.
30:03Oh, no, stag. It's stag.
30:04Stag. Oh, my God, man.
30:06So, you got the stag and you got the hen knight.
30:09I think both parties were unique.
30:13Obviously, one was more better than the other, man.
30:16I cannot believe my boy, Beatz, got the...
30:20Not the stripper, got the prize.
30:23So, I was a little bit shocked.
30:24I thought she was the stripper.
30:25So, I was like, holy shit.
30:27She's like, yo, so where do you want to do this shit?
30:29I was like, yeah, right here.
30:32You know, so that was a crazy-ass fucking moment.
30:34But we do love how Beatz be bigging him up.
30:37Beatz always bigging up Grindr.
30:40Again, you need somebody as cool, as loyal,
30:44as awesome as our boy Beatz, man.
30:46What a fucking class-ass dude right there.
30:49What a... You know, he's got his guys back.
30:51He obviously...
30:53I don't know, would you say he looks up to him?
30:54Or he just, you know, or...
30:56I mean, I just look at them as BFFs.
30:58You know, best friends forever.
31:00But does he look up to him or just admiration
31:03or that's just the bro friendship?
31:05I just think that's just the bro friendship.
31:07But the way he talks about Grindr constantly,
31:11you know, he talks very highly of him.
31:13And that's the way your friends are supposed to be talking,
31:16highly of you.
31:18You know, whether they're talking behind your back
31:20to someone else, they big you up.
31:23You know, you find sometimes people talking shit
31:24are the closest ones to you.
31:26So, you know, so it is really cool
31:29to see that friendship there.
31:31And again, some crazy moments on this episode.
31:35I think this was a dope episode.
31:38Again, I can't say it enough.
31:40Great episode.
31:42We find out new things and shit like that.
31:44You know, Grindr says, hey, just settle for shit, man.
31:46We're going to settle for shit.
31:48Obviously, you know, the way he acts and stuff like that.
31:52But that's genuinely...
31:53Listen, obviously, he fucking loves the...
31:55You know, he loves Mish.
31:57She's crazy about him.
31:58You know, these two kids are crazy about each other.
32:01It is so evident right now
32:04that my mans was at the strip club,
32:07went with the lady,
32:09and he pretty much left and shit.
32:10You know, he had his revelation, as he said.
32:13And, you know, he realised, you know,
32:15Mish is the one and shit like that.
32:16You know, so just great to see, you know, Grindr,
32:21you know, live a little bit and stuff,
32:23because he does come off sometimes a little uptight.
32:27Sometimes and shit like that.
32:29Obviously bossy and bitchy and drama queen at many times.
32:33But, you know, what a fucking character.
32:36I love Grindr's character.
32:37Again, as much as, you know, I'm talking about his character,
32:41he's a phenomenal character.
32:42Please, guys, don't get it twisted.
32:44Grindr's a phenomenal character.
32:45Beats, you know, my boy Stevie and Charlie.
32:50Now, Chibuds, number one dude as well on this show, man.
32:53My mans wanted the titties, man!
32:56He was pumped, disappointed,
32:59talking shit about his boss, whispering and shit.
33:01Like, man, you see the way he freaking talks about me and shit.
33:04You see the way he's talking about me and shit.
33:06I don't run shit here.
33:07So I love that about him.
33:09But again, obviously, Chibuds still not in the greatest
33:12predicament right now, but I mean,
33:14he ended up lucky at the end of the night.
33:16Not only him, but obviously Roshay's, you know,
33:20son, Craig, getting it in.
33:23Oh, my God, somebody was getting lucky there.
33:26And for a lady, Mish, who has dreamed about this moment,
33:31has had things in her decor,
33:34you know, photo albums and, you know, clippings of shit,
33:38like how she envisioned and shit.
33:39Like, seeing her kind of, I guess her, you know,
33:44her head night was definitely interesting.
33:47This karaoke shit, you know, was funny as hell.
33:50All the ladies there and the girls were finally happy
33:53that they got to rock with some dicks.
33:54They're like, dicks, dicks, dicks, dicks.
33:57Oh, my God, man.
33:59That shit was crazy.
34:00But yeah, like for a lady that's been kind of planning
34:02this shit, it seems so damn tame, ladies and gentlemen,
34:07to, I guess, how other ladies' parties have been
34:12way more chaotic and shit.
34:14I was surprised that they didn't get a stripper
34:16until they got, you know, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
34:19Grindr, you know, to the scene there.
34:21But yeah, I was shocked because, like,
34:24especially with her mom's, you know,
34:25her mom just gets around a lot.
34:28I learned something new.
34:30Roshan and Meej, you know, similar names.
34:33Obviously, best BFFs as well.
34:35Shocking, surprising, but she stepped up to the plate.
34:38I mean, she did a lot for Meej.
34:40I mean, they rolled around in the limo, the Hummer limo,
34:43although it's not the same color that she wanted, man.
34:46But she, I think that Meej ended up having a great night.
34:49It's going to be one to remember.
34:52We love the character development on this show.
34:55Obviously, there's really strong characters here,
34:57and it's been great to see Grindr's transformation
35:02over the course, of course, when you lose something,
35:06you know, and you let something go momentarily.
35:08If it's meant to be, it's meant to be.
35:10And those two peas in a pod, you know,
35:13Meej and Grindr are meant to be.
35:15So it's great to see that.
35:17Happy for my boy Shabazz there at the end.
35:19Stevie got, you know, was having a little bit of good time.
35:21It seemed like everybody on today's episode
35:24was having a great, great time, man.
35:27And, you know, it was just a fun-filled episode.
35:30I mean, again, a stag and a hen night
35:32is a recipe for an adventure.
35:34So this was a great, great episode.
35:37We did like when Grindr was getting a little jealous
35:39because you told him to wear the outfit and shit.
35:42You're supposed to get all the attention and shit.
35:45And my boy's beach was getting all that attention,
35:48you know, prior to this guy getting all jealous
35:50and making his sissy fit and shit.
35:51Like, you know, it's your night, celebrate it.
35:53And he ended up celebrating
35:56with the one he loved at the end there.
35:58So I loved the ending there.
36:00You know, you speak Polish for me.
36:02And we loved the ending with, you know,
36:05Grindr and them having a good time.
36:07Maybe Roche might be a little traumatized there.
36:09I think she was making some faces there.
36:11Craig having a great night.
36:12I mean, this was a W.
36:13So W episode, lit episode, a great show.
36:16Massively glad to be watching the show.
36:19It is and still is a absolute blast
36:23getting a chance to watch this show.
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36:28again, to my boy Lost, suggesting this.
36:30And those who suggest things on a regular,
36:32you guys put me on a path to see some really kickass shit.
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