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00:00Honey, I'm home!
00:13Wow, Judy! I'm blown away!
00:18My favorite lasagna! Oh my God!
00:23I adore it!
00:26Honey, maybe we should start with dessert.
00:31Oh, did you prepare a cake too? Where is it?
00:34It's right in front of you.
00:39All right, baby, come here.
00:45Wait a second, I need to grab something.
00:48I have a cake for this.
00:52Oh, you've come prepared.
00:57I have to answer that.
01:01No, no, no, no!
01:08Okay, let's see.
01:14Okay, yeah, okay.
01:18Maybe like this?
01:20Oh, no, that's too much.
01:31Put your hands out of lasagna and put them right on my boobies.
01:37Oh, next time, dear.
01:41What?
01:42I give away the condoms.
01:43What?
01:44Yeah, the neighbor asked for them.
01:46He needs them more because we don't have kids.
01:49Oh, we need it!
01:52I forgot to put pepper in the lasagna.
01:55I should go to our neighbors and ask them about pepper.
01:59Listen, you don't eat anything and wait for me.
02:04I see everything!
02:09Hello!
02:12Before you get started, I need to warn you.
02:16So, what did you want to warn me about?
02:20The thing is that you cannot have sex today.
02:25Me? Why?
02:27Because Mercury is retrograde and the Moon is active.
02:31And when the Moon is active and Mercury is active and they do all this thing and you can easily get...
02:36That's kind of nonsense and I have condoms.
02:40That's weird.
02:42Goodbye.
02:43Oh, what a robe!
02:45And the pockets are...
02:46What the hell are you...
02:48Goodbye.
02:50Pepper.
02:51I need pepper.
02:52What pepper?
02:53That, that, whatever.
02:54Be a nice neighbor, come on.
02:56As long as you leave, I'll look for it.
02:59Great.
03:00Goodbye.
03:01I'll look for it.
03:04Oh, what's happening?
03:05Who are you?
03:06You're incredible.
03:08Oliver!
03:09Oliver!
03:12I'm trying to save you.
03:14Condoms, have you seen them?
03:17What condoms?
03:18I can't see.
03:19Here's the pepper.
03:20Take it and get out.
03:23Oh, thank you.
03:25Great.
03:27But I need rosemary also.
03:28Is this some kind of a cooking show?
03:30Get out of our bedroom.
03:31Oliver, what's going on?
03:32I don't know.
03:33You don't have rosemary here?
03:34Because it is in the kitchen.
03:38Right.
03:53This is my kitchen.
03:56Give us the damn rosemary.
04:00No.
04:05Don't you ever, ever come back here again.
04:12God, what now?
04:14Believe me, it's for your own good.
04:19What the hell?
04:20My eyes.
04:25He got cold.
04:26His grandpa passed away.
04:31Oh, no.
04:32Why?
04:33It hurts so much.
04:34I don't know.
04:35His favorite.
04:36Yeah, he loved him so much.
04:37But how?
04:38His grandpa was an athlete.
04:40A yogi.
04:41A vegan.
04:42Really?
04:43Yeah.
04:44He got bitten by a dog.
04:46And bees.
04:47A lot of bees.
04:48An allergy.
04:49You know, he climbed the tree.
04:51And then beehive.
04:52Why?
04:53It hurts so much.
04:55It hurts so much.
04:58I know how to comfort him.
05:00Good sex can be a distraction.
05:03It's very, very bad.
05:05I need to help Max.
05:06I think he lost his hamster.
05:07Yeah.
05:08And my friend.
05:09And the classmate.
05:10And the flower show guy.
05:13Very cute.
05:14Very cute.
05:15Yeah.
05:16And the courier.
05:17And the taxi driver.
05:18Oh, okay.
05:19Stop it.
05:20Hi, guys.
05:21Yeah.
05:22I'm going.
05:23No, no, no.
05:25Oh!
05:27Believe me.
05:28You will thank me someday.
05:40Honey?
05:41Is that you?
05:43Uh-huh.
05:45Is that crazy woman gone?
05:48Uh-huh.
05:49She is insane.
05:50Absolutely insane.
05:52Uh-huh.
05:54Whoa.
05:57Whoa.
05:59Uh, wow.
06:01Honey?
06:03You want to do it without a condom?
06:06I thought you were a shy girl.
06:09What?
06:11Wow.
06:12Yeah, wow.
06:13That's one way to get some pepper.
06:15Who's that?
06:16That's not what you think it is.
06:18Oh, really?
06:19You're touching a naked man.
06:21What is it?
06:22I just want to have kids.
06:23With him?
06:25No, silly.
06:26With you.
06:27Oh, and you're getting into his bed.
06:28Well, I'm, you know, I'm striving to find the logic here.
06:30Man, get out of my apartment.
06:32I can defend myself.
06:34You see?
06:35I was trying to save him.
06:36Save him from what?
06:37From, uh, sperm toxicity?
06:39No, from what I'm telling you.
06:40Pregnancy.
06:41Explain what the hell is going on here.
06:43Shut up.
06:44You asked for it.
06:45I'm going to say in court that it was self-defense.
06:47Ah!
06:49Ah!
06:52Honey, I need to confess.
06:54I pierced the condoms to get pregnant.
06:59I just want to have kids so much.
07:03You couldn't have told me, silly.
07:06I want to have kids, too.
07:08But I just wanted to get the new position first.
07:11Really?
07:12Of course.
07:13Oh, I'm so silly.
07:15Why not?
07:18Let's go.
07:19I'll make them right away.
07:23Hold on.
07:24We have to save our neighbor from having unplanned babies.
07:26What?
07:27I gave the condoms to our other neighbor.
07:29From the third floor.
07:35There.