• 5 months ago
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00:00:30We're gathered here to totally marry this guy to the awesome Priscilla.
00:00:36Now's the part where I object, right?
00:00:39No!
00:00:50This party was my chance to show off all the other arsenic candy bosses.
00:00:54I'll kill you for ruining it!
00:00:56Get him!
00:00:57Oh, and kill the groom, too.
00:01:00I don't like him anymore.
00:01:07Hey, it's all dark and scary.
00:01:09Yeah, you.
00:01:10That groom's not looking too good.
00:01:12You better take him somewhere a little less crowded to cry about his ruined wedding.
00:01:18That's strict policy on kids.
00:01:30This spot isn't safe any longer.
00:01:32Better find a new place to stash this thing.
00:01:49This spot isn't safe any longer.
00:01:52Better find a new place to stash this thing.
00:01:54Aw, sad that Priscilla's waiting for us?
00:01:56Aw, she'll break your ribs!
00:02:00Hey!
00:02:09This spot isn't safe any longer.
00:02:11Better find a new place to stash this thing.
00:02:17Jeez, I'm ending this charade.
00:02:30You can't stop true love, Spider-Man.
00:03:00Hey, it's all dark and scary.
00:03:02Yeah, you.
00:03:03That groom's not looking too good.
00:03:05You better take him somewhere a little less crowded to cry about his ruined wedding.
00:03:08I've just about had my fill of you crazy chicks.
00:03:30I'm pulling the plug on this party.
00:04:00I'm pulling the plug on this party.
00:04:31Hey, it's all dark and scary.
00:04:38Yeah, you.
00:04:39That groom's not looking too good.
00:04:41You better take him somewhere a little less crowded to cry about his ruined wedding.
00:05:00Hey, it's all dark and scary.
00:05:30You're just jealous.
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00:08:31You ruined my wedding!
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00:08:40You're gonna make a great psycho ex.
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00:09:01This was supposed to be my special day!
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00:09:32Here's a surprise!
00:09:34Wedding's off!
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00:11:39Hey Betty!
00:11:40Lookin' good.
00:11:42Thanks, Pete.
00:11:44No, seriously, I would definitely ...
00:11:47I think Mr. Jamison had a job for you.
00:11:49Why don't you go in and see him.
00:11:50You're lost, babe
00:11:57What's up, JJ get over to the courthouse the chief of police is holding a press conference
00:12:02Get your feet off my desk
00:12:04What's the magic word?
00:12:06Now I was thinking please but whatever
00:12:51Hey
00:13:01Hey, buddy, you're late the press conference already started late, of course, this is just great
00:13:07Sorry, sir, the news conference is already started. Uh, I need to get in there. I'm from the bugle. You'll have to use the balcony entrance
00:13:37I
00:13:44Guess I'll have to take the pictures from here
00:13:48Thank you for coming. Ladies and gentlemen, as you know, New York has been plagued by a number of street
00:13:54They've made war on our streets and terrorized our citizens now. Thanks to spider-man
00:14:00We have in custody senior members of all three of the major gangs
00:14:03We believe that they will be key in allowing us at long last to break the back of the pictures
00:14:09Now it's back to the bugle to cash them in
00:14:11Obviously there remains a lot of work ahead of us
00:14:13But this is an important first step it gains lately
00:14:17They've made war on our streets and terrorized our citizens now. Thanks to spider-man
00:14:22We have in custody senior members of all three of the major gangs. We believe that they will be key in allowing us at one
00:14:30Mm-hmm Wilson Fisk
00:14:33What's the kingpin of crime doing here? I
00:14:37Should get a pic never know when it might come in handy. Mm-hmm
00:14:41You'll turn around and walk away if you know, what's good for you
00:14:59This keeps pretty shady company
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00:19:09Fisk he's responsible for all that. He freed those gang leaders and made me lose control
00:19:15Wasn't myself back there one things for sure. I'm paying Fisk back for this and big-time
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00:19:38Got more than I bargained for at that news conference
00:19:41Are you okay Pete? I heard what happened. I'll have Betty cut your check
00:19:46I'll pick it up later. Hey Robbie. Where's Wilson Fisk live? He was at the courthouse today, and I'm sure he was involved
00:19:54I'll show you where he lives Pete, but I gotta warn you Fisk is a dangerous guy
00:19:59Don't go getting mixed up in. Yeah. Thanks for the info. I'll come by later for that check and
00:20:05You know make sure it's ready
00:20:29You
00:20:51Don't worry, mr. Jameson that picture of spider-man's in the bag
00:20:54He's a criminal
00:20:56Proving it's not gonna be a problem
00:20:58Hey, don't bother talking to the boss Pete I got the front page all sewn up you'll never get that picture of spider-man watch me
00:21:06Maybe I will
00:21:22You ready to do this I
00:21:25Guess are you sure about this Eddie? I've been thinking don't think I'm paying you and no one's gonna get hurt
00:21:31It's just a picture now chillin. Give me your best Spidey pose
00:21:43So that's Brock's game, huh? Well, you can't turn in the picture if he doesn't have it
00:21:51I'll take that
00:21:54Oh
00:22:01You think you're smart buddy well think again
00:22:03I hit a bunch of cameras around here and now I have an even better shot than I was planning you
00:22:08Punching me in the jaw and taking my camera. So, thanks
00:22:14Guess I'll just have to take those cameras, too
00:22:24Ah
00:22:55Ah
00:23:16Yeah
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00:23:49Nice going Spidey getting something on you just move the top of my list
00:23:54I'll get something on you. It's the last thing
00:23:56We're getting some reports of a big heist down at the docks
00:24:26Some high-tech combat suits were stolen. See if you can get me a good shot for the front page
00:24:56Oh
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00:26:25Combat suit more like a walking tank. I should talk to Robbie and see if he knows any more about the robbery
00:26:32Oh
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00:27:47Great shots Pete. Come on back when you have a chance
00:27:50I may have a lead on that robbery and I want the bugle to get the scoop with your photos to back it up
00:28:02Oh
00:28:32Oh
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00:29:22Go get your boss. Tell him he's going down
00:29:25There's some fancy pajamas monkey boy
00:29:37Bring it I'm gonna chew you up spit you out
00:29:55I
00:30:26Let's talk
00:30:34That was uncalled for
00:30:36Spider-man, I'm taking you and your whole crime Empire out Fisk. Is that so what a shame?
00:30:43You
00:30:53Wanna die the apocalypse will rock your world. You don't have the muscle to beat the apocalypse. Give me a sucker
00:31:03It's got a demand a refund on his security doors they don't work
00:31:07Oh
00:31:37Oh
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00:32:37I'll teach you some manners
00:33:07Oh
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00:34:07You're becoming a nuisance
00:34:37You
00:34:52Aren't worth my time, but these three apparently have grievances they wish to settle
00:35:07Oh
00:35:22Lard bucket
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00:38:08I think I'll make a more dramatic entrance
00:38:21Yo big guy
00:38:37Oh
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00:40:01I'll teach you some manners
00:40:07Oh
00:40:25I'll teach you some manners
00:40:37Oh
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00:41:15What did I do I didn't mean to throw him that hard
00:41:23No sign of him
00:41:25He have survived that fall
00:41:28well
00:41:29I'm done here either way
00:41:37You
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00:43:07You
00:43:14We just got a tip on those combat suits the art of the dragon tail has been spotted with a bunch of them
00:43:19This could be huge. Don't let me down
00:43:37Yeah
00:44:07Oh
00:44:38Oh
00:44:48Look at all of them better be careful on this one
00:44:54I don't know what they're up to but I can't let them walk away with those suits
00:45:07Oh
00:45:37I
00:45:54Get picked back to the bugle
00:46:07I
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00:48:07This is good stuff Pete
00:48:18We're getting reports from all over the city of spider-man hanging from a helicopter doing ridiculous stunts
00:48:23I don't know what's up, but I want photos of it. You're the go-to guy for spidey photos. So do your thing
00:48:37I
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00:49:24There he is yeah doesn't even look like me at all
00:49:37I
00:50:07Would never do something like that
00:50:37I
00:51:07I
00:51:33Okay, that was pretty impressive for a guy with no superpower
00:51:37Oh
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00:52:06No, it's gonna fall
00:52:09I
00:52:26Don't take kindly to people impersonating if I catch you and I mean that literally doing something like this again
00:52:33There will be harsh angry words spoken by me at you. Got it
00:52:40I
00:52:42Wish I could have gotten a photo of that spidey save spidey
00:53:09Oh
00:53:31Eddie isn't even in the same league as you Pete
00:53:39You
00:53:53You're gonna think this is nuts
00:53:55But we're getting calls about a UFO flying over the city people are seeing something and I want a photo of it
00:54:05UFOs hope Mysterio isn't back
00:54:09I
00:54:26Probably said the UFO was last seen flying around here somewhere
00:54:39I
00:54:46Know way it's real
00:54:53It's making a run for it
00:55:09I
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00:56:02Stay still for a minute stay still for a minute
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00:56:19Jeez that thing is fast
00:56:39I
00:57:09Stay still for a minute
00:57:39I
00:58:09I think I've got enough photos for Robbie now
00:58:39I
00:59:09Just
00:59:39Ah
00:59:51Looks like a new page one for tomorrow's edition
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01:02:18Figured you were talking enough for both of us
01:02:21Peter what's gotten into you lately?
01:02:24Nothing that's stopping your gums from flapping wouldn't solve
01:02:33I think you should take me home now
01:02:35Now Mary Jane I now Peter
01:02:47Let's get this over with
01:03:06I
01:03:16Didn't want to go this way what's wrong? Can't you handle this?
01:03:28Hey
01:03:30You're heading the wrong way, are you going to complain about every little thing
01:04:01Peter Parker, this isn't funny
01:04:03I
01:04:29Think I'm gonna be sick. I need a girl who can keep up with me
01:04:33I
01:04:43This is too scary, whatever
01:04:58This isn't funny Peter stop it
01:05:03I
01:05:13I'm getting a little dizzy. What's wrong? Can't you handle this?
01:05:23Peter Parker, this isn't funny. I need a girl who can keep up with me
01:05:33I
01:05:40You're heading the wrong way

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