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00:00Two aliens in their flying saucer land near an abandoned gas station in the desert.
00:04They get out and walk up to one of the gas pumps.
00:07The captain alien points his ray gun at a gas pump and says,
00:10''Take me to your leader.''
00:12The gas pump says nothing.
00:13The captain alien repeats, ''Take me to your leader.''
00:16The gas pump says nothing.
00:18The ensign alien says, ''Hey man, this seems like a bad idea.
00:22We should go.''
00:23The captain alien replies, ''Shut up.
00:25I'm in charge here.
00:27Take me to your leader.''
00:28The gas pump says nothing.
00:30The ensign alien repeats, ''Dude, this is a really bad idea.
00:34These guys are bad news.
00:35We should go.''
00:36Again, the captain alien replies, ''Shut up.
00:38What do you know?
00:39Last chance.
00:40Take me to your leader.''
00:41The gas pump says nothing.
00:42Finally, the captain alien says, ''That's it!'' and shoots the gas pump.
00:47The entire station explodes, throwing the two aliens 50 yards away as they're picking
00:51themselves up out of the dirt.
00:53The captain alien says to the ensign, ''How?
00:56How did you know those guys were bad news?''
00:59The ensign alien replies, ''I've been all over this galaxy, and I've learned one fundamental
01:04truth.
01:05If you meet a creature who can wrap its dick around its waist and hang it in its ear, you
01:09leave it alone.''