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00:00Oh, thank God. May God always bless us and protect us from destruction.
00:07God bless your hand, Muayman.
00:09God bless you, chef.
00:10What's wrong with it?
00:11We haven't even finished it yet.
00:16Did you like the food?
00:17God bless your hand, ladies.
00:19But something is missing.
00:22What's missing?
00:23I don't know. Something is missing.
00:27I don't know what it is, but something is missing.
00:30I swear, everything is there.
00:32You're the only one who doesn't like what's missing.
00:34But you, no. I'm telling you, something is missing.
00:37Something that will make him happy.
00:39Something that will make his tongue happy.
00:41The problem is in your tongue, because it's long.
00:43Shut up, guys.
00:45I've been standing on my feet all day because of your stupidity.
00:48And in the end, you're telling me something is missing?
00:50That's right.
00:51Didn't you find a flaw in the rose?
00:53They told him, the servant is red.
00:54Are you kidding me, Muayman?
00:56I'm telling you, something is missing. I don't know what it is.
00:58Think with me. What is it?
01:00Something is missing.
01:02I'm telling you, everything is there.
01:04But you, no. I'm telling you, something is missing.
01:06Something is missing?
01:07What do you think you're doing?
01:09What do you think we've been doing since we got married?
01:11And you're eating something that's missing?
01:13I swear, you're the one that's missing.
01:14Respect yourself, guys.
01:15Do the math for the bread and the...
01:19The bread and the...
01:21The bread and the...
01:22The food that's between us.
01:24You're the one that's missing.
01:25Keep your eyes on the...
01:28The...
01:31The...
01:32You know what I mean.
01:34See?
01:35Even your words are missing.
01:36Just like your food is missing.
01:37When Muayman comes back,
01:39tell him his mom is divorced.
01:40Divorced?
01:46Do you really think something is missing?
01:49If it's the...
01:52I swear, I don't know.
02:00Hello, viewers.
02:01Welcome to a new episode of The Suicide Show.
02:03In March 2023, the World Health Organization
02:05published a scary report
02:07about a substance that consumes humans
02:09and causes diseases.
02:11Diseases that can kill 7 million people
02:13at the end of the current pandemic.
02:15I swear to God, I want to give birth to my child
02:17before the pandemic is over.
02:19This substance, dear viewers,
02:21is not heroin, drugs, or even diabetes.
02:23This substance is much simpler than that.
02:25Salt.
02:26What is it, Abu Ahmed?
02:27Salt.
02:28According to this report,
02:29the increase in salt in the food system
02:31kills about 1.8 million people annually.
02:33It also increases heart disease
02:35and blood clots,
02:36which in turn kill 18 million annually.
02:38In the name of God, the most merciful.
02:39In addition to brain damage,
02:40it kills 5 million.
02:41Dear viewers,
02:42these are terrifying numbers.
02:43They come from world wars
02:44to the extent that this report
02:45calls on governments
02:46to impose a specific percentage of salt
02:48in the food system.
02:49Don't give me more than that.
02:50We have to get rid of salt
02:51before it's too late.
02:52But Abu Ahmed,
02:53as long as the reports say so
02:54and the governments are committed to this,
02:56I don't care about salt at all.
02:57What do I care about?
02:58All my life I've had no taste.
02:59I came to eat.
03:00I'll add an idea today.
03:01Why, Abu Ahmed?
03:02I asked the question in its place.
03:03Congratulations, dear.
03:04What would happen
03:05if a person didn't know
03:06that there was salt in the first place?
03:07It's not a matter of whether
03:08the food tastes bad or not.
03:09I'll tell you, dear,
03:10and I'll surprise you,
03:11that without salt,
03:12maybe humanity
03:13wouldn't have continued at all.
03:14Let me surprise you
03:15and tell you
03:16that salt,
03:18according to medical science,
03:19is one of the reasons
03:20why human life
03:21is like water.
03:23Let's look at the numbers, dear.
03:24You know very well
03:25that salt is a sodium chloride,
03:26NaCl.
03:27But it's white.
03:28Not only does it give the food a taste,
03:29but it also gives us
03:30one of the most important
03:31nutrients
03:32that our bodies
03:33can't produce
03:34but at the same time
03:35can't do without,
03:36which is sodium.
03:37We need sodium.
03:38As I told you,
03:39a lot of salt is harmful,
03:40but humans need
03:41500 milligrams of sodium a day.
03:43This small amount
03:44of sodium
03:45is the most important
03:46electrolyte in the body.
03:47What is this electrolyte?
03:48It's called
03:49an electrolyte, dear.
03:50This electrolyte
03:51is a substance
03:52inside the body
03:53that carries an electric charge.
03:54Let me tell you
03:55that your body
03:56depends on nerve impulses
03:57that connect the brain
03:58to the cells.
03:59By using electricity,
04:00the brain can communicate
04:01with the rest of the body.
04:02This is the way
04:03your muscles move
04:04or your thoughts
04:05move in the brain.
04:06This is all, dear,
04:07electricity,
04:08synapses.
04:09These impulses
04:10move because of the sodium
04:11through the cells' membrane.
04:12So, by reducing the brain,
04:13dear,
04:14we can say that sodium
04:15helps the body
04:16connect with the rest of the body.
04:17That's why
04:18the new studies
04:19that were done on people
04:20who took less salt
04:21in their diet
04:22to keep them healthy
04:23as they usually do,
04:24the studies found
04:25completely opposite results.
04:26These people suffered
04:27from an increase
04:28in cholesterol
04:29and sugar intakes
04:30that can cause
04:31heart diseases.
04:32Dear,
04:33as far as I know
04:34in specialized groups,
04:35sodium can be
04:36taken from vegetables
04:37and flour.
04:38So, today,
04:39sodium intake
04:40is not difficult.
04:41Did you notice
04:42what you said, dear?
04:43Today,
04:44I'm talking about
04:45people who,
04:46most of the time,
04:47used to live on earth
04:48living on a variety
04:49of foods.
04:50When we do something
04:51like salt,
04:52that way,
04:53you can regularly
04:54keep your body
04:55getting the sodium
04:56it needs.
04:57That's why, dear,
04:58we're not just
04:59talking about
05:00saving our bodies
05:01with salt,
05:02but we're talking
05:03about salt
05:04that saved
05:05the entire
05:06human history.
05:07Are you sure,
05:08Abu Ahmed?
05:09Entirely.
05:10Okay?
05:11The benefits of salt
05:12for the body
05:13were unknown.
05:14The Greek poet,
05:15Homer,
05:16called salt
05:17the divine substance.
05:18Really?
05:19What would
05:20Ransesus do?
05:21Plato, dear,
05:22used to say
05:23that the substance
05:24of salt
05:25is what
05:26the Greek gods
05:27love.
05:28It's obvious
05:29that the Greek gods
05:30had no interest
05:31in food.
05:32Let me tell you
05:33that the Germanic tribes
05:34believed that
05:35the gods
05:36would hear their prayers
05:37better
05:38if they were treated
05:39with salt.
05:40Meanwhile,
05:41in the Old Testament,
05:42the Hebrews believed
05:43that they were
05:44connected to God
05:45by the covenant
05:46of salt.
05:47Now, dear,
05:48we're talking about
05:49our popular culture.
05:50Strong relationships
05:51are marked
05:52by bread and salt.
05:53Any food
05:54during a trade agreement
05:55is said to be
05:56bread and salt,
05:57so no one
05:58eats it again.
05:59That's not all.
06:00Many cultures
06:01are considered
06:02magical ingredients
06:03that protect us
06:04from many evils.
06:05Remember the blue elephant?
06:06It's the one
06:07that starts the compensation.
06:08In theater,
06:09in the traditional theater,
06:10the actors
06:11don't sit on the stage
06:12to protect themselves
06:13from envy and evil.
06:14They sprinkle salt
06:15once a week
06:16and the elephant
06:17does it seven times.
06:18Salt is not just
06:19a matter of taste
06:20and appearance.
06:21That's normal.
06:22There are many things
06:23that block it,
06:24but it's because
06:25of the environment
06:26and the conditions
06:27in which it's found.
06:28Let me surprise you
06:29and tell you
06:30that humans
06:31are connected
06:32to salt
06:33and fertility.
06:34Seriously,
06:35Abu Ahmed?
06:36Yes, dear,
06:37humans are connected
06:38to salt and fertility
06:39because the fish
06:40that live in salt water
06:41are the only children.
06:42And that was more
06:43than any living creature.
06:44Notice,
06:45the early humans.
06:46This, dear,
06:47explains to us
06:48why the Romans
06:49used to call
06:50the perv,
06:51the bad boy,
06:52the woman,
06:53the salt man.
06:54The word
06:55in English
06:56came from
06:57salacious,
06:58which means
06:59lustful.
07:00This, dear,
07:01made some monks
07:02abstain from salt
07:03because it can
07:04stimulate lust.
07:05That's why, dear,
07:06people are connected
07:07to salt
07:08and consider it
07:09a magical substance
07:10because the first thing
07:11salt brought
07:12was death.
07:13Or, in particular,
07:14the sedative
07:15that leads to death.
07:16And this, dear,
07:17when we go back in history,
07:18we find it in the ancient
07:19Mesopotamian civilization.
07:20But the servants noticed
07:21that salt can suck
07:22water from a dead body
07:23if it is put
07:24on a specific person.
07:25This, in one way
07:26or another,
07:27gives the chance
07:28for the bacteria
07:29to feed on the body's tissues
07:30and dissolve them.
07:31Then,
07:32their larvae
07:33die.