Dr. Gulati को क्यों आया गुस्सा ? | The Kapil Sharma Show |
We bring you a unique series of comic clips of your favorite character, Dr. Mashoor Gulati. He is known for his impeccable comic timing which makes the stars and audience laugh out loud. Stay tuned for a laughter ride with this mad doctor and his hilarious logic!
Show Name:
The Kapil Sharma Show
Star Cast: Kiku Sharda, Navjot Singh Sidhu, Sumona Chakravarti, Chandan Prabhakar, Sunil Grover
Host: Kapil Sharma
Producers: Kapil Sharma, Salman Khan, Deepak Dhar
Show Name:
The Kapil Sharma Show
Star Cast: Kiku Sharda, Navjot Singh Sidhu, Sumona Chakravarti, Chandan Prabhakar, Sunil Grover
Host: Kapil Sharma
Producers: Kapil Sharma, Salman Khan, Deepak Dhar
Transcript
00:00Good evening and welcome to The Commission, my show.
00:27Kappu! Kappu!
00:31Kappu, I have been looking for you for so long and here you are, presenting.
00:34So, should I present you?
00:35Hello?
00:36Okay, I will present you.
00:37Hello and bad evening, nobody presents.
00:39A girl with a face like a stick.
00:40Co-powered by the disgusting Dr. Mushroom Lathi.
00:47Couldn't you say something else in dad's praise?
00:50What else should I say?
00:51Do you know?
00:52When common beggars meet a common man, they say,
00:54I haven't eaten yet.
00:56When his father meets him, he says, have you eaten?
00:59Yes, so if dad had given medicines for free,
01:01he would have taken care of dad's diet, brother.
01:04Which medicines did he give, dad?
01:06The patient is not given anesthesia.
01:08He says, I will make him unconscious in a minute.
01:09When I hug him, he becomes unconscious.
01:12It's nothing like that, brother.
01:15Dad has done a lot of big operations.
01:17He has done a lot of big operations.
01:18Once, he was putting a puncture in his hand
01:20and was also doing the operation in his hand.
01:22He put a tube in his leg and put a puncture in the man.
01:25Then his wife hit him and said,
01:26give it to me.
01:27By mistake, he couldn't say anything from both the sides.
01:30This is what his father does.
01:32Kappu, are you joking here?
01:34Yes, do you know?
01:35A girl teased me in the neighborhood behind.
01:37And the way she teased me,
01:39by God, I feel she has gone crazy in my love.
01:42You have added love.
01:43She must be a mad girl.
01:44She must be a mad girl who will tease you.
01:46Kappu.
01:52Kappu.
01:54Oh my God.
01:55Where were you, Lottery?
01:56I have been waiting for you for the last half an hour.
01:57Look, my blood pressure has gone low.
01:58Touch my hand and see.
02:00Listen.
02:01A boy teased me there.
02:03What?
02:04Yes.
02:05You should be ashamed.
02:06We have not opened this show for that.
02:08You come out of it.
02:13Whose death has come that has teased you?
02:16Yes, so why are you getting angry?
02:18It's such a small thing.
02:19It was a small thing when I teased you.
02:21You are small.
02:22She is taller than you.
02:23She is tall.
02:24And she is very beautiful.
02:28He also praised my lips.
02:30He said that my lips are like the petals of a rose.
02:33Now he has teased you.
02:35He should be ashamed of teasing you.
02:38So what did he tease you?
02:39He also said the same thing about me.
02:42I will kill him.
02:44No, no.
02:45Not for him.
02:46You kill him for me, please.
02:48After all, I am going to be your wife, Kappu.
02:50Tell me one thing.
02:51It would have been fun for you
02:52if I said your four lines on your face.
02:54It would have been fun for him.
02:55Why did you do it on purpose?
02:56You are going to be my wife.
02:57Get lost.
02:58You are standing in front of him.
02:59Where should I look?
03:00If a Ferrari is standing in front of you
03:01then who will go in an auto-rickshaw?
03:03What?
03:09You tell me.
03:10What all did he do?
03:12He also gave me a flying kiss.
03:14Oh.
03:15You give it to me.
03:16I will return it to him.
03:18How dare he tease you?
03:19I won't spare him.
03:20I won't spare him.
03:24Lottery.
03:34Who teased the lottery?
03:38I won't spare him.
03:41Papa.
03:42Yes.
03:43You didn't tease the daughter.
03:44You teased the lottery.
03:45You are getting very angry.
03:46I will get angry because I am a daughter.
03:48Your future husband will protect you.
03:51And I will protect him.
03:55Like an old man.
04:02I pay you Rs. 3300.
04:04Should someone else tease you?
04:08Why?
04:09Why did you go out earlier?
04:10Tell me.
04:11I went for a walk.
04:13You have a duty from 8 to 10.
04:15Why did you go for a walk?
04:16Because there was no patient.
04:19I am your patient.
04:24Look at me.
04:26Papa.
04:27What did you say?
04:30Your father is flying.
04:31You are staring at me.
04:32Close your eyes.
04:33You should be ashamed.
04:34You should be ashamed.
04:35If I was ashamed, you wouldn't be alive.
04:40Come inside.
04:42Come inside.
04:43I won't go inside alone.
04:44I will take the lottery with me.
04:46No.
04:47One minute.
04:49Excuse me.
04:52Don't say no to the lottery.
04:54If your mother becomes your mother,
04:56you won't be ashamed.
04:58Papa.
05:09If anyone teases the lottery,
05:12I will throw a bomb at him.
05:13Doctor.
05:14Doctor.
05:19Did you find out
05:20if anyone teases the lottery?
05:22Doctor, I am telling you.
05:23Tell me his name.
05:24I want to kill him.
05:25I want to kill him today.
05:27You don't have to tease your profession.
05:32This is a proverb.
05:33A monkey doesn't know the taste of ginger.
05:37Did you call me a monkey?
05:38You look like a naked camel.
05:40I called you a monkey for the proverb.
05:43You are lucky today.
05:45If I had given him Rs. 10,
05:47I would have asked him to say four things to you.
05:49Give me Rs. 5.
05:50I will say it once.
05:55Tell me.
05:56Doctor, listen to me.
05:57I am in a fight.
05:58I will kill him now.
05:59One minute.
06:00Yes.
06:01Don't come to me later.
06:02Doctor, I am not going to you.
06:04I am going to the lottery.
06:06If anything happens to me,
06:07he will have to do it.
06:10I will also come with you.
06:11I will get thrashed.
06:12Come on.
06:13Hurry up.
06:19Yes.
06:20Yes.
06:21Yes.
06:22Yes.
06:23Yes.
06:24Yes.
06:25Yes.
06:26Yes.
06:27Yes.
06:28Mr. Iddu.
06:29Do you know me?
06:30Hello.
06:31How do you know me?
06:32I am here for the first time.
06:33For the first time.
06:35I will tell you a poem as soon as I come.
06:39Okay.
06:40Okay.
06:41Amit, I don't know how much I love you.
06:45You don't know my heart.
06:51Amit, I don't know how much I love you.
06:55How many times have I told you not to say poems for girls?
06:57They don't listen.
07:01You must be thinking why I am here.
07:04Keep thinking.
07:05Keep thinking.
07:07Actually, I…
07:09Kappu's grandmother is my grandmother.
07:14You must be thinking why I didn't come earlier.
07:17They didn't tell me about the dress after moving in.
07:21They are crazy.
07:23I…
07:24Mr. Iddu, I don't like to say hi.
07:30That's why I don't host this show.
07:32I like to sing.
07:33Shall I sing?
07:35What is today?
07:37Knowledge.
07:38I will sing for you.
07:41It's a great song.
07:48Thank you very much.
07:56He called me Un.
07:58Now he is calling me Un.
08:05Un.
08:13Kappu.
08:15My Kappu is here.
08:16Kappu.
08:17Kappu.
08:18Kappu.
08:26Listen to me.
08:28You were supposed to come last month.
08:29Where were you?
08:30I was stuck.
08:32Your voice was stuck.
08:33How did you get stuck?
08:34I was stuck.
08:36You were stuck?
08:37Yes.
08:38Okay.
08:39I was stuck there.
08:43You were stuck?
08:44Yes.
08:46I taught you so much.
08:48I always told you to hold your finger.
08:51Otherwise, you will get stuck.
08:52You got stuck, right?
08:53I held my finger.
08:55Still, I got stuck.
08:58I…
09:03I didn't get the ticket.
09:05I got stuck.
09:07You got stuck because you didn't get the ticket?
09:10Yes.
09:11Okay.
09:12I went to the hotel.
09:13Yes.
09:14I ordered Sabji Roti.
09:16You got stuck?
09:17No.
09:18I ate it.
09:19I got stuck in everything.
09:23What is this?
09:24What are you doing?
09:26Why aren't you working properly?
09:28I…
09:31I told you.
09:33What?
09:34School.
09:35You opened a school?
09:37How did you open a school?
09:39You illiterate.
09:40Like this.
09:43Do you know, Mr. Siddhu?
09:44One day, he asked me
09:45what will happen if I add Humayun to Akbar?
09:48You also said that
09:49Akbar plus Humayun is equal to Anand Jai.
09:51Shut up.
09:52You forgot everything.
09:54That's why I opened it.
09:56The watchman didn't come.
09:58Thank you.
10:01It's good.
10:06Gappu.
10:08When did you come?
10:12Where were you?
10:13I…
10:14I went to Trilia.
10:16Where?
10:18Trilia.
10:20Where?
10:21Dadar.
10:27Grandma.
10:28Yes.
10:29I have come after so many days.
10:30Will you get me tea or biscuits?
10:32Oh no.
10:33What are you saying?
10:34You are my guest, Gappu.
10:35I should be asking you
10:36if you will get me tea or biscuits.
10:37Then why didn't you ask me?
10:40Go and get it.
10:41I will get it, Sarla.
10:42You talk.
10:43My Gappu is here.
10:44Gappu is here.
10:49Hello.
10:50Come, sit.
10:53Come.
10:54Sit.
10:55I want to
10:56talk to you.
10:58Tell me one thing.
11:01I teased you.
11:03Why didn't you
11:04give me a response?
11:06What?
11:07Why didn't you give me a response?
11:09What?
11:11Why didn't you give me an answer?
11:15It was you who teased me.
11:17It's good that I didn't see it.
11:19By the way, you have grown up a lot.
11:21Same.
11:22You are still so young.
11:23Sit.
11:24Sit.
11:25Give me your hand.
11:27What is your
11:28old man doing?
11:30Randeep Hooda is doing a film.
11:31No.
11:32Your old man.
11:33Doctor.
11:34What is he doing?
11:35Did you call your dad an old man?
11:36What is your younger brother doing?
11:40Younger brother?
11:41Dad's hospital
11:42is doing well.
11:43But
11:44tell me.
11:45What were you doing
11:46for so many days?
11:47Your name is Mia.
11:49Oh.
11:50What did you do?
11:52I missed you.
11:54Oh.
11:55I took your name.
11:56I missed you.
11:58I took your name.
11:59I missed you.
12:02This is what I did.
12:03Look.
12:04I love you so much.
12:06I have written your name
12:07on my arm.
12:09I haven't written anything.
12:11It must be erased.
12:13I come here.
12:14I come here everyday.
12:15You should also come.
12:16You are so weird.
12:17Shut up.
12:18No.
12:19Listen.
12:20I have written a poem for you.
12:21Shall I start?
12:22Yes.
12:23One.
12:24Two.
12:25Three.
12:26Four.
12:27Five.
12:28Six.
12:29Seven.
12:30Eight.
12:31Nine.
12:32Ten.
12:33Eleven.
12:34Twelve.
12:35Thirteen.
12:36Fourteen.
12:37Fifteen.
12:38Sixteen.
12:39Seventeen.
12:40Eighteen.
12:41Nineteen.
12:42Twenty.
12:43Twenty-one.
12:44Twenty-two.
12:45Twenty-three.
12:46Twenty-four.
12:47Twenty-five.
12:48Twenty-six.
12:49Twenty-seven.
12:50I want to make you a star in the sky.
12:54I want to make you a dream of my nights.
12:58Shall I tell you straight?
12:59I want to get your name
13:00written on the ration card
13:01with two kids.
13:07Gappu.
13:08Forget me.
13:09I love someone else.
13:11Do you want me to forget you?
13:14I will cut the person
13:15whom you love.
13:16I will cut him.
13:18But he is your relative.
13:20Then I will cut him into four pieces.
13:23He has a very big gun.
13:26Sister-in-law, where is brother?
13:28Are you scared?
13:29It's better to be scared than to die.
13:31I was just kidding.
13:33Your joke is as serious as your face.
13:36I was just kidding.
13:37Scoundrel.
13:43How dare you?
13:47You were after my grandson.
13:49He didn't give you any importance.
13:52And you are after my grandson.
13:54I am not after him.
13:55He is teasing me.
13:57I will kill you.
14:06Where did he go?
14:08Where are you going?
14:10What did you say?
14:11Sorry.
14:15I will come there and tell you.
14:16No.
14:17No.
14:18Where are you running?
14:19No.
14:20It's not necessary
14:21that a person should learn
14:23by his own mistake.
14:25Sometimes, one should learn
14:26by the mistake of others.
14:30Really?
14:31What did you learn?
14:32That it's not right to go
14:33everywhere on time.
14:34Even if you go late,
14:35it's okay.
14:37Nothing will happen.
14:38Let's go.
14:39You guys come here.
14:40No.
14:42I am not scared of love.
14:43I am scared of slaps.
14:44First, call him.
14:48Chandu.
14:49Come here.
14:50First, call him.
14:51Come here.
14:52One slap is not enough.
14:53Then you eat it.
14:54Shut up.
14:56Nothing will happen.
14:57Both of you come here.
14:58I will see who will hit me.
14:59First, call him.
15:00What happened?
15:03How did you tease my daughter?
15:05Like this.
15:09Like this.
15:10Then why did you tease the lottery?
15:12You.
15:13Do you need a stick?
15:15What about them?
15:16I
15:20teased them like this.
15:22First, throw him out of the locality.
15:24Otherwise, he will keep teasing people.
15:26Throw him out of the locality.
15:28God knows what he will do.
15:33Kappu, have you gone mad?
15:34Do you want to marry his daughter?
15:36Keep some standards.
15:38Do you know?
15:39Kappu is having an affair with Jacqueline.
15:42It's just an affair.
15:43What?
15:44Jacqueline will not marry him.
15:46Neither will Deepika.
15:48Who?
15:49Her.
15:53Don't you dare to marry a beautiful girl like her.
15:57Lady.
15:58Don't you dare to call my daughter beautiful.
16:01Otherwise, I will kill myself.
16:03Absolutely right.
16:04How can Udbilao's daughter be beautiful?
16:06How can she be beautiful?
16:12I can't take it lightly.
16:14Light off.
16:16Lights.
16:17I will see each one of you.
16:22Hit him.
16:37Did you see?
16:39I hit everyone.
16:40Everyone got scared of me and ran away.
16:44That's why my name is Mr. Gluttony.
16:48Doctor.
16:50Yes, please.
16:51Look.
16:52Your mother's glucose.
16:54Hit.
16:55Hit.
16:56Hit.
16:57Hit.
17:01Hit him.
17:02Hit him.
17:04Why?
17:06Hit.
17:07Hit.
17:08Hit.
17:09Hit.
17:10Hit.
17:11Hit.
17:12Hit.
17:13Hit.
17:16Hit.
17:17Hit.
17:18Hit.
17:19Yes.
17:20Yes.
17:21Dear Udbilao.
17:23Hello, Sidhu.
17:24Greetings.
17:26Hello, Mr. Guru.
17:27I am sorry to say this to you, Sidhu.
17:28Please forgive me.
17:30Because today I am going to be a brother.
17:32Brother.
17:33Hey!
17:34Wow, my son! When did this happen?
17:39Hey!
17:42No one told me.
17:43Nor did your mother give me the good news.
17:45Hey!
17:48Come, come, come.
17:49Don't call me son.
17:51Why?
17:52Call me brother. Brother.
17:56Go and get a glass of tea. That too, full.
17:58Yes.
17:59Otherwise, call me brother. Otherwise, bye-bye.
18:01Look at him. He is so short.
18:03He says, I want tea. Full, full.
18:05Look, don't mess with me.
18:07I am the brother of this area. Brother.
18:12And when someone laughs from 25 feet away..
18:15..people say, shut up.
18:17Shut up, otherwise, dates will come.
18:21What are you saying?
18:22You are not allowing people to laugh in Mr. Sidhu's presence.
18:25What are you saying?
18:26Think about whom you are messing with.
18:28Don't instigate them.
18:29People have snakes in their homes.
18:32Yes.
18:32He is my father.
18:37You are talking too much.
18:38Hey!
18:40Don't hold my ears.
18:41Then what should I hold?
18:43Don't hold anything. It's an insult.
18:46Otherwise, the matter of the house will be exposed.
18:47What do you mean by that?
18:49Mom used to beat you up at home.
18:51Okay.
18:51Now, I will beat you up in front of everyone.
18:55And yes.
18:55Yes.
18:56I can't control myself.
18:57Yes.
18:57I want half of my property.
19:07Chandu.
19:09He wants half of his property, right?
19:12You want half of your property?
19:13Yes.
19:13Beat him up.
19:16Are you insulting the child?
19:19I will teach you a lesson.
19:19Stop it, dad.
19:21I have been a brother for so long.
19:23No one is scared at home.
19:25Why would anyone be scared outside?
19:28Come here.
19:29Do you want to be a brother?
19:30Yes.
19:30Come here.
19:31Do you know that good brothers are trying to improve
19:34and you are trying to spoil them?
19:36Today, I will introduce you to a famous brother
19:38who wants to improve.
19:39Yes.
19:39You scoundrel.
19:41So, I would like to invite Mr. Michael Mishra
19:45alias Arshad Warsi
19:46for a big round of applause.
19:50Mr. Arshad.
19:50Thank you.
19:51Tell me.
19:51Welcome.
19:52How are you, sir?
19:52Very good, sir.
19:53What are you judging?
19:54Sometimes it's fun and sometimes it's chaos.
19:56This is the story of Hasee Ka Baitha Darwiya
20:00and Ishqiya Ki Rawaani.
20:06Hasee Ka Baitha Darwiya and Ishqiya Ki Rawaani.
20:08This is the circuit that never gets fused.
20:11Call it Jolly or Guddu.
20:13The world is crazy about every story of this.
20:15Amazing.