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Show Name: The Kapil Sharma Show
Star Cast: Kiku Sharda, Navjot Singh Sidhu, Sumona Chakravarti, Chandan Prabhakar, Sunil Grover
Host: Kapil Sharma
Producers: Kapil Sharma, Salman Khan, Deepak Dhar
We bring you a unique series of comic clips of your favorite character, Dr. Mashoor Gulati. He is known for his impeccable comic timing which makes the stars and audience laugh out loud. Stay tuned for a laughter ride with this mad doctor and his hilarious logic!
Show Name: The Kapil Sharma Show
Star Cast: Kiku Sharda, Navjot Singh Sidhu, Sumona Chakravarti, Chandan Prabhakar, Sunil Grover
Host: Kapil Sharma
Producers: Kapil Sharma, Salman Khan, Deepak Dhar
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00:00आज��들이 म्स्ताप-वाली
00:27एगर मेंींंता बहुत जोहर सानाइखे
00:29Mr. Sharma, he is absolutely right.
00:30Hey, I told you to open a bank
00:33and you are wearing a P.N. dress.
00:34Why were you wearing a coat?
00:36Mr. Sharma, I have decided
00:37that I don't want to do any small work.
00:39You have decided?
00:40Have you ever taken a betel leaf from your pocket?
00:42Go and get tea.
00:43I told you that I don't want to do any small work.
00:46Do one thing. Get tea in the jug.
00:47Go.
00:49Tell me one thing. Sit down.
00:50You can't do big work.
00:51Okay.
00:52You don't want to do small work.
00:53Shall I hang you?
00:55Yesterday, I told him that the bank..
00:57I told him to deposit all the money.
00:58Our neighbour, Mohan, his car is mortgaged.
01:00He is ill-mannered.
01:02So, this is also a big work.
01:03And this is the reason for all the arrangements.
01:04Tell me one thing.
01:06Why did we need to open the bank?
01:09Have you ever been slapped on the lips?
01:12Neither did you pay the shop tax
01:14nor did I pay the house tax.
01:15We have deposited Rs. 1 lakh.
01:16The government will throw us out.
01:19This is the best way. Open the bank.
01:20How can we get money faster than this?
01:21Okay. I am ready to support you.
01:23But I have a condition. I want to be the manager.
01:25That's it.
01:27Some people look like glucose biscuits.
01:29But their attitude is like cream biscuits.
01:33Go and deposit the money.
01:35I will get ready and come.
01:35Okay. Come soon.
01:38Mr. Chintu.
01:47The time has come.
01:49Chintu Builder has incurred a loss of Rs. 1 crore.
01:52Tell me.
01:53What do you mean?
01:54It is mentioned in the newspaper
01:56that there is a two-bedroom hall kitchen flat.
01:59Its cost is Rs. 1 crore.
02:00If I don't buy it, it will incur a loss of Rs. 1 crore.
02:04Are you buying it?
02:05I don't want to buy it.
02:06It has incurred a loss of Rs. 2 crore.
02:07Look at him.
02:09Doctor, is this the way to incur a loss?
02:11Then I suggest that you don't incur a loss of Rs. 30 to 40 times.
02:13I suggest that it should incur a loss of Rs. 50 crores.
02:15Why should anyone incur such a loss?
02:18He is a decent man.
02:20I have noticed that the world has become very bad.
02:25Look at this.
02:26The Kachhadari gang has incurred a loss of Rs. 25 lakhs.
02:29I see.
02:30I am thinking that I should keep my money
02:34in a good place.
02:36Keep it.
02:40When did the piggy bank get opened?
02:43It got opened today.
02:44I am the manager in it.
02:48Wow!
02:50Dr. Mishra Lathi has come to our bank.
02:52How are you?
02:55Why are you roaming around as a postman?
02:57I am not a postman. I am the manager of the bank.
02:59You are talking as if you are Sidhu in a show.
03:06Doctor, you have come to our bank for the first time.
03:07Yes.
03:08Which account should I open?
03:09Should I open your savings account?
03:10Or should I open your savings account?
03:11Or should I open your Chalu account?
03:11I will not open an umbrella here.
03:13And you are talking about opening an account.
03:18Doctor, what nonsense are you talking?
03:19You know that other banks double the money
03:21in five years.
03:22We are doubling the money in five hours.
03:28In five hours?
03:29Yes.
03:30Then I will deposit all my money here.
03:34Give me the passport.
03:35Here is my Rs. 150.
03:38He has come.
03:39Have you come to deposit the money
03:40or to get it recharged?
03:41Look, I will check first.
03:44What?
03:45If you double my money
03:47I will deposit Rs. 1,500.
03:50Doctor, tell me something.
03:51Yes.
03:52When someone comes here to get a heart operation
03:54does he get a cold operation done first?
03:57No.
03:58If someone comes here with a cold
03:59we get a heart operation done.
04:02We are different.
04:03But whatever you say.
04:06I have faith in you.
04:08So, here is Rs. 1,500.
04:12Total is Rs. 1,500.
04:13Deposit Rs. 1,500.
04:14That's great. You have deposited Rs. 1,500.
04:16Come on, get out of here.
04:17No, I am here to get my slip.
04:21What slip?
04:22I am here to deposit Rs. 1,500.
04:23When you came to this world, did you come with a slip?
04:25You came naked, right?
04:26Come on, get out of here. Don't you trust me?
04:28Who comes in a white pant?
04:29They come naked, right?
04:31Who comes in a white pant?
04:32Mr. Sidhu.
04:34No.
04:34I don't know how to answer such questions.
04:37Come on, your money has been deposited.
04:38Come on, get out of here.
04:39More people are going to come.
04:40Okay, no problem. I will come in the evening.
04:42Keep my money ready at 4 p.m.
04:44Ready.
04:45Okay, bye.
04:46Bye.
04:56Wow!
04:57You guys rock!
04:59Thank you..
05:00No, it's not a compliment.
05:01Rock doesn't mean anything.
05:02You guys are as smart as a stone.
05:04You never opened a book in school.
05:05And today, you opened such a big bank.
05:07It's nothing.
05:08We opened one bank today.
05:08Tomorrow, we will open ten more.
05:09Day after tomorrow, we will open a Swiss bank.
05:11Really?
05:12Tell me something.
05:13Why did you open a bank?
05:15Ma'am.
05:16I am the manager. Talk to me.
05:17Really?
05:18Go and get tea for me.
05:20I am the manager.
05:22What?
05:23Tell me.
05:24You get the tea. I am the manager.
05:27Talk to me.
05:28You don't look like a manager.
05:29What are you doing? Come, sit.
05:32Talk to me. Tell me.
05:33Okay, Mr. Manager, tell me.
05:35How much is the dollar these days?
05:37Dollar?
05:38Hello.
05:39You answer. I will get the tea.
05:42Yes, ma'am. Tell me.
05:45Which account should I open for you?
05:47Why did you start opening my account?
05:49I am a bank employee.
05:50If I don't open an account, who will?
05:51Look, I have a lot of boyfriends.
05:52Let me tell you. I mean to say that
05:54I am a very open-minded person.
05:55But I have only one account in the bank.
05:57Because I deposit the money at home.
05:59Ma'am, it's the era of Virat Kohli.
06:01You are investing money in Rana Tunga.
06:03Deposit the money here.
06:04I will double the money in our bank in five hours.
06:06And I will finish it in six hours.
06:07Oh, God!
06:09I am just feeling like a cheerleader
06:11wearing a top and a johnny.
06:12Yes, Dad.
06:13You convinced me by saying Virat's name.
06:16It's the magic of Virat, ma'am.
06:17He agrees to everything.
06:18He convinced Anushka again.
06:22Okay, tell me.
06:23Which account will you open for me?
06:24Current account or saving account?
06:26What's the difference between the two?
06:27I will tell you. I have an idea.
06:29Come here. Hurry up.
06:30Hurry up. Give me your finger.
06:31What is this?
06:36Okay. I wanted to check if this is the current account.
06:39Yes. Tell me.
06:43Tell me, ma'am. Is this the current account
06:44or which account is this?
06:45What do I tell you? This is the current account.
06:47This is the saving account.
06:49So, this is the saving account.
06:51You know everything about banking.
06:54Tell me. Which account will you open for me?
06:55Look, I can't open the current account just like that.
06:58First of all, I need to check
06:59how much money I have in my balance.
07:01ATM machine.
07:01Don't you have an ATM machine in your bank?
07:03ATM machine?
07:04Look at that. What is that?
07:06Oh! So far, so near.
07:08Wow!
07:10Very nice and very impressive.
07:12Okay. ATM card is this.
07:15And..
07:17Wow!
07:1950 kgs!
07:21Hey! This is my weight.
07:23You have cheated me.
07:25You have kept a weight machine instead of an ATM machine.
07:27Look, ma'am. Our budget is less.
07:28We thought that as soon as we get the money
07:30we will increase it.
07:31Come on. Open the account.
07:32Come on. Hurry up.
07:33Oh, my God! Your logic is like a Baba Brakshiv Gurgulanja.
07:39We are talking about board members.
07:40It seems that you have a big bank.
07:41But I can see only two people here.
07:43Who is here for security?
07:45What do you mean by security?
07:46There are 14 cameras.
07:47Mr. Sidhu is watching.
07:48The entire country is watching.
07:49What security do you want?
07:56Tell me something.
07:57Do you make this logic at home or on order?
08:00It depends on the demand.
08:02It is normal to make two sets of logic
08:04for those who make two sets of tea.
08:06He has said something worse than his face.
08:08I will put a ban on him for two years.
08:10Where is your head?
08:11The head is outside.
08:13What is the name of your head?
08:15Malya.
08:16Pujar Malya?
08:17Pujar Malya.
08:19What is this name?
08:20Don't you see such things in the newspaper?
08:22If you see the photo from anywhere
08:23you will see the same thing.
08:24If you see an old man, you will see an old man.
08:26Look.
08:27What is there in the name?
08:28Ma'am, look at the work.
08:29We will double the money in five hours.
08:31In five hours? How is that possible?
08:32He is a respected gambler.
08:35No. No.
08:37I don't deposit money in the bank of such gamblers.
08:39Ma'am, a man is working hard in the jail.
08:40He is working in your house.
08:43He is working in the jail.
08:44I have doubled the money in five hours.
08:45I have doubled your salary.
08:48Look.
08:49Talent is nothing.
08:50If you start working, you will be ruined.
08:53I won't do it. I will lose my money.
08:55That is not possible, ma'am.
08:56Do one thing. Mark your notes.
08:58Okay. I will mark your notes.
09:01Do one thing. Solve your problem.
09:02I will put your photo on this note.
09:06What?
09:07The logic is going like this.
09:09The message is acidity on my lungs.
09:11Thank you.
09:12Shut up.
09:13Do you frauds print fake notes?
09:16Fake notes? Hold on.
09:21Rs. 500. Rs. 350.
09:22I have hired two ladies to beat up customers like you.
09:25They will beat you up.
09:26Look, ma'am. Fake notes.
09:29Who prints the notes?
09:30The government.
09:31Who makes the government? We do.
09:33If we can make the government
09:34we can print a few fake notes.
09:40Then?
09:41Think of it as our emotions, ma'am.
09:43What are you doing?
09:43Okay. I am convinced.
09:47But you don't have a locker in your bank.
09:48Where will you keep the money?
09:49What are you saying? Here.
09:52Thief's pocket.
09:54It is so tight. I can't move my hand.
09:57Let's keep the money here.
09:58Then we will dare to open it.
10:00I don't open panties in this matter.
10:02You won't believe me. I wore this in 1992.
10:04Since then, I enter the washing machine
10:06to wash it.
10:08I come out of the washing machine
10:09but I didn't take off my panties.
10:14Give me the money.
10:15Here is my Rs. 1 lakh.
10:18Keep it safely.
10:19I will keep it safely in such a place
10:20that even you won't be able to take it out.
10:21What!
10:22I mean, you put your hand in my panties
10:23and start beating me up.
10:25No..
10:26Come on.
10:27Don't serve tea to ma'am. I will keep the money.
10:30Okay. Come on.
10:31I have saved my money.
10:33Don't worry. You don't have to worry about anything.
10:36Yes.
10:38Yes.
10:42Greetings.
10:45Manager, talk to me.
10:46Yes.
10:47Here is my Rs. 3,000.
10:49I said, talk to me. Why are you begging?
10:52Look, if you are joking
10:54then I am not laughing at all.
10:57Give me my money.
10:57Okay. Show me the slip.
10:59You had to give me the slip.
11:00He was saying that he trusts me.
11:02So, there is no need to worry.
11:04What nonsense are you talking?
11:05Anyway, anyone will come and say
11:06that I have saved so much money.
11:08Give me the money.
11:09In that case, she will also say
11:10that I have saved Rs. 1 lakh.
11:11Give me Rs. 1 lakh.
11:12Excuse me. I will slap on your cheeks.
11:14I have given Rs. 1 lakh.
11:16Ma'am, I am just giving an example.
11:17You will get your money. Don't worry.
11:19No..
11:20Don't give examples.
11:21Give me my money.
11:22Otherwise, I will kill you.
11:24I mean, you don't have to sing classical music.
11:27You have to give me my money.
11:28Look..
11:29If you kill me, how will I give him his money?
11:32If you kill him, I will kill you.
11:35I am telling you.
11:36I am telling you.
11:42Who is fighting like a dog?
11:43What is going on here?
11:44Sir..
11:45Greetings.
11:46I had come here.
11:47I had saved some money.
11:48You had asked me to double it.
11:49I am the same person.
11:50He is here. I am here.
11:52I have a meeting with the board of directors.
11:54I will be there in a while.
11:55I am not here for the meeting.
11:56I am here to hit the board.
11:57Hold on, sir.
11:59Are you worried?
12:00If you have saved money, you will get it.
12:02Do you remember the number of your notes?
12:07Who remembers the number of notes?
12:14You remember the number of the car, don't you?
12:16But how did the car come in between the notes?
12:18You mind your own business.
12:20Don't interfere in my work.
12:22How does the car come?
12:24Does it come from the notes or not?
12:25The notes..
12:26Remember the number of the car.
12:27Don't remember the number of the notes.
12:28The money is not growing because of you people.
12:30You racist!
12:32Give me my money.
12:38Give me my money.
12:40Hold on. Stop your nonsense.
12:41Give me my money.
12:45Where is my money?
12:46No. I will kill you.
12:50Go to the 12th counter and take your money from there.
12:52Okay.
12:58Hello.
12:59There is no one at the 12th counter.
13:01Do you want a job?
13:02Why would I want a job?
13:04The unemployment rate is increasing in the country.
13:05I am offering you a job.
13:06Don't you want a job?
13:07But I am a teacher.
13:09You are a teacher.
13:10Your students have become engineers and doctors.
13:11You don't want to be a teacher anymore.
13:13Go away.
13:14You are getting lost.
13:15Go to the 12th counter.
13:16Okay. I am going.
13:18I will hit you with my shoe.
13:21Oh, God!
13:22I got a job forcefully.
13:24Congratulations.
13:26You got a job.
13:29Give me my money.
13:31He is asking for money.
13:33Solve your own problem.
13:34Don't bring it to me.
13:39I don't have money.
13:40A cashier gives you money.
13:43Then accept that you are a cashier.
13:44How can I accept that?
13:48Don't you tell your students in school
13:49to accept that Ram gave money to Nishant.
13:51If it is your turn, how can you give it to him?
13:57If you talk nonsense, I will slap you.
14:00You are giving me everything except money.
14:04If you don't give me money, I will abuse you.
14:08Come here.
14:10You want your money, right?
14:11Sign on this form.
14:12We don't have much time.
14:14Sign on this form.
14:15I will do it with my pen.
14:16Do it with your pen.
14:18I have signed it.
14:20Congratulations.
14:21You had deposited Rs. 1,500.
14:23Yes.
14:23You have deposited Rs. 3,000.
14:24Yes.
14:25Okay?
14:25When you deposited Rs. 1,500
14:27Yes.
14:28You lost Rs. 1,500 for the donation of poor children.
14:31We have deposited Rs. 500 for the children.
14:33Both Rs. 250 are kept separately.
14:35So that you don't face any problem.
14:41Hello.
14:42Firstly, you are giving me Rs. 500.
14:45On top of that, there is a picture of Jennifer Lopez.
14:49Oh!
14:50I think you have got the dollar.
14:52What?
14:52You have got the dollar.
14:53No. It is written Rs. 500 on it.
14:56It must be Rs. 500. What is there in it?
14:59There is a picture of such a beautiful heroine.
15:01And you are looking at Rs. 500.
15:03Greedy fellow!
15:04Get lost from here.
15:05Catch him.
15:06You want this, right? Keep it in the bank.
15:07Come on.
15:08We will give you the money in two minutes.
15:09If the customer doesn't take it, it will get cancelled.
15:12Come on.
15:13I understood.
15:15I will take the money.
15:17I am Dr. Nishir Karate.
15:21Come on.
15:21I will take the money.
15:24You have made a face like a bulldog.
15:27You look so dirty.
15:29Your account is closed.
15:30I will tear your copy.
15:31Come on.
15:39You have done wrong.
15:40You have cheated him.
15:41I have given you Rs. 500. Did I cheat you?
15:45Look, it is time for you to get the form.
15:47Take it quickly.
15:48Otherwise, you will face the same.
15:49Your manager is waiting for you.
15:50Come on.
15:51Hello.
15:52Hey, Kapil.
15:54Hey, Kapil Sharma.
15:56Hey, Kapil Sharma.
15:58Hey, Kapil Sharma.
16:01Hey, Kapil Sharma.
16:02What is this drama?
16:03What is this drama?
16:04What is your name?
16:05My name?
16:06I am your neighbour, Bhavan.
16:08There is no relation in the bank.
16:09No, tell me.
16:11I don't have any relation with the bank.
16:13I had parked my car outside.
16:15Why did I go to get the car now?
16:16There is no car there.
16:17I saw the CCTV footage.
16:18I saw that you take my car.
16:21Did you see in the CCTV that he takes the car?
16:22Yes.
16:23Does anyone see in the car that he takes the CCTV?
16:25Not in the CCTV.
16:26You must have seen in the Sony TV.
16:29You must have seen that.
16:30But why did you take my car?
16:33You didn't pay the loan.
16:34Your car has been seized.
16:36I didn't take the loan.
16:37Then why did you take the car?
16:39As it is, no bank gives loan for my business.
16:42On top of that, when I didn't take the loan
16:44you took my car.
16:45If I take the loan, will you take my lungi?
16:51You didn't take the loan.
16:52But we gave it.
16:55How can I give it?
16:56Appu gave me the car.
16:59The company gifted Appu the car.
17:01The company took the loan from us.
17:03We took the car. That's it.
17:04If the company took the loan
17:06why did you take the money from me?
17:10Do you drink tea?
17:11Yes.
17:11Where do you get milk from?
17:12I get it from the milkman.
17:13Who do you give the money to?
17:14The milkman.
17:15You don't give it to the cow, do you?
17:19Didn't you understand?
17:20Hold on.
17:21I didn't understand what you said.
17:23But did you understand what you said?
17:25Do you think we think before we speak?
17:27We are in the flow.
17:29Come on, I'll open the button above you.
17:31I'll call the police to rectify your flow.
17:34Police!
17:35Police!
17:36Police!
17:38Police?
17:39Why is he calling the police?
17:41Something is fishy.
17:42I'm telling you.
17:43Nothing is fishy, ma'am.
17:44He had deposited Rs. 1 lakh last month.
17:46He has Rs. 14,580 crores now.
17:48I see.
17:49I'm worried about taking him.
17:50That's why, I'm taking police protection.
17:51It's not a big deal.
17:52Hello, secretary.
17:53How much is Rs. 5 and Rs. 3?
17:55Rs. 8, right? Okay.
18:03Look, we have another customer.
18:05Welcome to the bank, sir.
18:06Hello, sir.
18:10Myself, Bajaj Mala.
18:13You have Rs. 1 lakh in your bank.
18:15Have you forgotten your boss?
18:16He is the owner of your bank.
18:18Move aside.
18:19Hello, sir. Myself, teacher.
18:21You are the one who doubles the money
18:22by gambling.
18:23But you are here.
18:24Then who is gambling?
18:26How will the money double?
18:28I have come here to take the cash.
18:31My child is waiting there.
18:33I see.
18:33Hello.
18:34Your money will be here.
18:35Now, move aside.
18:36Is this how you talk to your boss?
18:38Hello, your money will be here.
18:39Now, move aside.
18:40He has become very mischievous.
18:43You are discharged.
18:45What do you mean by discharged?
18:46Do I go to the hospital?
18:49I mean, suspended.
18:50Why am I suspended?
18:51I have worked day and night for this bank.
18:56Suspended!
18:58Suspended!
18:59Manager, why don't you say something?
19:01What will you take, sir?
19:02I am going to lose my job.
19:03Say something about it.
19:04Sir, I am very upset with him.
19:06You will get what you want.
19:07Get out of here.
19:10This will cost you a lot.
19:20This will cost you a lot.