Episode od MTV Exposed with Brad, Logan with Kari & Maupana, & the second date with Marissa, France, Keithen & Roy.
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00:00Let's do this!
00:10I'm Carrie, I'm 23, and I'm a good girl who always seems to get into a good load of trouble.
00:21My strategy is to work it like a hot slut and win it like a true player.
00:31I'm Lapuana, I'm 23, and I'm a Hawaiian beauty queen who's ready to meet a mainland hottie.
00:44My strategy is to tell this guy my name is Swamp Ass in Hawaiian.
00:52Nice dress. Was your grandma in that too? Ew.
00:56Yeah, mm-hmm. You're a bitch.
00:59I'm looking for my competition. Uh-huh. Where is she?
01:02What do you have on? Nothing. At least I have something to show off.
01:05Yeah, I know. I've seen it before, on a strip. This is gonna be easy.
01:09Oh, yeah? Yeah. You are such a fake whore.
01:12Ooh, this is kinda dirty.
01:14Hey, Logan, can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you.
01:17Is there a clear winner? I don't know, but there is two clear pieces of ass.
01:21Right on.
01:27Hey. Hi. How's it going, ladies? I'm Brad.
01:30Hi, I'm Lapuana. Well, that's interesting. Nice to meet you.
01:33What's your surname? What is it, MapQuest? Is that your name?
01:35Carrie. Carrie. Nice to meet you.
01:37So, Lapuana, what do you do for a living? I make coffee.
01:40Really? So you work at a coffee place? I do.
01:42Oh, nice. Just on the trip.
01:44What about you, Carrie? I'm a VIP host at a nightclub in Las Vegas.
01:48She can VIP my house all day.
01:51All right, ladies, so I'm looking for a girl in my life who can help me with my ironing.
01:55So, whichever one of you can iron the best in 30 seconds or less is that much closer to impressing me.
02:01Let's go. Let's go. Let's do it.
02:07All right, ready, set, iron.
02:14She looks like she's trying to smother someone with a pillow.
02:19For the sake of Carrie, sure, time shouldn't be up.
02:21All right, ladies, stop your ironing.
02:25Let's see those shirts, ladies.
02:27Let's see your shirt first.
02:29It's not bad.
02:31A little wet, though.
02:33Why does Carrie's shirt look worse?
02:35All right, let's see this one.
02:37Not bad at all. Mm-hmm.
02:39Very impressive. Thank you.
02:41Well, Mapuana, I have to say you won the ironing challenge.
02:44Oh, that's not all I can do, Brad. Oh, really?
02:48These girls have done enough housework. It's time to find out about these girls.
02:51All right, ladies, how would you like to get to know each other over some Asian noodles?
02:54Let's go. Let's go.
02:56The point of looking this hot is so I can meet a guy that doesn't want me to iron.
03:06Let's dig in.
03:09Carrie can't iron, can't use chopsticks.
03:12What the f*** can Carrie do?
03:14Oh, she's got great sucking skills.
03:17Put down the noodles and start asking questions.
03:22Carrie, do you have any drama in your life?
03:24I would say no. I don't have a lot of drama.
03:27I'm a pretty laid-back girl.
03:29Carrie's lying. She's got drama in her life.
03:33And Mapuana?
03:35I think I used to have a lot of drama, and most recently I've cut it out.
03:40Mapuana's telling me the truth.
03:42If my car fell in the river, would you help me clean out the dead fish?
03:46I hope. If that ever happens to you, yeah, I'll help you out.
03:50May the tiki gods strike down Mapuana, because she's lying.
03:54Oh, yeah, Carrie?
03:55Definitely would help you clean out the fish.
03:57I would help you do whatever you need, Brad.
03:59Yes, it's true.
04:02I love doing clubbing. Do you?
04:05Oh, yeah. I'm down for a good dance.
04:07Yeah? You eat egg?
04:08Oh, yeah.
04:11Mapuana is not into clubbing.
04:13Oh, yeah, Carrie? Will you hang with me on the dance floor?
04:15Definitely. I party for a living, so I know my way around the club pretty well.
04:21Hoorah!
04:22Have you ever hooked up with someone when you were sick and didn't tell them?
04:25Yeah. Yeah, I've been sick before I hooked up.
04:27Tell them the truth.
04:28What about you, Carrie?
04:29Um, no, I don't think so. I don't like to hook up with people when I'm sick.
04:33I don't really feel attractive.
04:35Hey, keep your tongue to yourself, man, because Carrie's lying.
04:38Mapuana, have you ever had a threesome?
04:40I haven't had a threesome. I've been offered several times.
04:44But, uh, but, you know, I haven't had a threesome.
04:48Mapuana must mean a whole lot of truth in Hawaiian.
04:51Carrie, have you ever had a threesome?
04:53Yes, I have.
04:54No lie here, bro.
04:55I actually had a threesome with two guys.
04:57True.
04:58It's kind of turning me on, actually.
05:02Oh, my God.
05:04Do you like that, Brad?
05:05I love it.
05:06Things are getting steamy out there. I think it's time for the hot seat.
05:09All right, ladies, it's hot seat time.
05:11Mapuana, since you won an ironing contest, you get the choice.
05:14All right, beat it.
05:16All right.
05:17See ya. Don't miss me too much.
05:20Did you ever sniff the crotch of your leotard after a long workout?
05:24Have you ever sniffed the crotch of your leotard after a long, hard workout?
05:28Yes.
05:29Have you?
05:30All right.
05:31Mapuana's freaky, but she's telling me the truth.
05:33Most girls are into guys who are jerks. Is she?
05:37It's a huge turnoff when girls like guys that are jerks.
05:40Do you?
05:44Stay tuned for more MTV Exposed.
05:50It's a huge turnoff when girls like guys that are jerks.
05:54Do you?
05:55I've mellowed out a lot. I think I used to date jerks,
05:58and now I'm into somebody that's a lot more calmer and nicer to me.
06:03Mapuana's lying. She likes jerks.
06:06Do you think you're a good kisser?
06:07I'm a good kisser.
06:08That's true.
06:09That's true. Can you show me?
06:10I'm going to show you on the first date.
06:12It's technically a second. We have a long time.
06:14Okay.
06:15Well, I guess then you're just going to have to pick me
06:18to find out whether or not I'm a good kisser, huh?
06:20All right.
06:21I'm worth the wait.
06:22You're looking, too.
06:23Oh, nice.
06:26Well, hello, Carrie.
06:27Hey, guys. Fun's back.
06:29Time for you to be there.
06:34I like stable women. Do you consider yourself stable?
06:36I consider myself stable in terms of the people in my life,
06:39but in terms of the things I do, not really.
06:43She is definitely telling the truth about this whack-out.
06:46Would you rub a gas station while I sat outside in the car?
06:49No way.
06:51I'd have to say you're on your own with that one.
06:54Dude, Carrie's telling you the truth on that.
06:57Have you ever hooked up with a guy that already had a girlfriend?
06:59Yes, I have.
07:01Yeah? How'd you feel about that?
07:03He was pretty hot, so...
07:04Not only is Carrie a slut, but she's telling you the truth.
07:07Well, look who's back.
07:09So did you give him all the goods already, or did you hold out?
07:11It's none of your business.
07:13Dude, tell them about the software.
07:15Hopefully they don't get pissed, because they're pretty hot.
07:17Well, I'm having fun with you today, ladies.
07:19And before I tell one of you to get lost,
07:22I just want to let both of you know that you've been exposed.
07:28That's right, girls.
07:30I've got my own personal spy sitting in a surveillance truck.
07:33Listening to everything you said.
07:35Your microphones are hooked up to voice analysis software.
07:38Every time you lied, my spy Logan was in my ear telling me everything.
07:45Carrie, is there anything you want to come clean about?
07:49Have you ever hooked up with someone when you were sick and didn't tell them?
07:52Um, no, I don't think so.
07:54I don't like to hook up with people when I'm sick.
07:56I might have, uh, kissed a guy when I had a cold.
08:00Kissed a guy when I had a cold?
08:02Yeah.
08:04Yeah.
08:06And my guana? How about you?
08:09If my car fell in the river, would you help me clean out the dead fish?
08:13I hope, if that ever happens to you, yeah, I'll help you out.
08:16I wouldn't help you, uh, take the dead fish out of the car.
08:20I hate dead fish. I couldn't do it.
08:22I couldn't do it.
08:24Brad, get in the truck, because you're going to need my advice on this, bro.
08:27I'm going to go check in with my spy, and I'll come back with my decision.
08:33I cannot believe this.
08:38Oh, my God.
08:44So, who do you think is going to win?
08:46Well, there has to be one winner. It should be me.
08:48It's probably going to be me.
08:49It's probably going to be me.
08:51Even if I lied, I'm still hotter.
08:53We'll see. Whatever.
08:55So, which girl should I pick?
08:57Dude, I don't care, but pick one and send the other one in here for me.
09:00Aw, for sure.
09:05Ladies, I've made my decision.
09:07According to the voice analysis software, you're both liars.
09:11My guana, you lied about enjoying clubbing,
09:14which worries me that you might be too much of a nerd.
09:17Carrie, you lied about not having a job in your life,
09:21which makes me think you may have too much for me to handle.
09:24The person I choose will be...
09:32Carrie.
09:33Yes!
09:35Good choice, stupid.
09:37Yes.
09:39Congratulations, but be careful, man.
09:41Those Vegas girls are trouble.
09:43So, why did you pick me?
09:44Because you're an a**hole.
09:47I hope Brad has fun clubbing with that skank.
09:51I'm Heidi, so I'm 22.
09:53I'm France, I'm 19.
09:55And today, I'm girly girl spy.
10:01Today, I've got a date with two boys,
10:03but it's all about choosing just one.
10:05Before one of them gets lost,
10:07they're both getting exposed.
10:12France is going to be hiding in the back,
10:14and I'm going to be in the front.
10:16I'm getting exposed.
10:20France is going to be hiding in her surveillance truck
10:22with some very sassy voice analysis software
10:24that she's got hooked up to these guys' mics.
10:27Mice is wearing a tiny high-tech earpiece,
10:29so I can follow these boys live.
10:36Do you think these guys can handle a Texas girl like me?
10:39Not unless you grow some horns.
10:41Whoo!
10:47I'm Keithan, I'm 23,
10:49and I'm a small-town Nebraska boy
10:51who's ready to conquer the world.
10:59At 6'3", my strategy today
11:01is to be the bigger man.
11:03Literally.
11:10Hello, I'm Keithan.
11:12I'm 23, and I'm a small-town Nebraska boy
11:15I'm Rory, I'm 21.
11:17I could seduce a... if I wanted to.
11:24I'm known to have a criminal mind,
11:26and I'm going to do whatever the... takes
11:28to get this girl back home with me tonight.
11:30You tall, ugly-looking, skinny...
11:32What's up, first off?
11:34Good afternoon.
11:36Nice one. You write that down on your way over here?
11:38That's the best you can do, man.
11:40People like you in New York, you know what happens to them?
11:43Dude, you're why people don't like New York.
11:45I'm gonna embarrass you guys so badly today, man.
11:47Wow!
11:49She's gonna see right through your stuff. I can't wait to meet her.
11:51Damn right, we'll see.
11:53Hey, friends, can you hear me?
11:55Yes.
11:57Are these guys pretty boys, or are they rough necks?
11:59Definitely pretty boys.
12:01All right.
12:03Hey, what is happening?
12:05Hey, guys, I'm Marisa.
12:07Get over here, bro.
12:09Nice to meet you. How you doing, baby?
12:12What are y'all's names?
12:14I'm Keithan. I'm Roy.
12:16Nice to meet you guys. All right, where are y'all from?
12:18I'm from New York. Just got here two weeks ago.
12:20Cool. Where are you from?
12:22I'm originally from Nebraska.
12:24Cool. You like Texas girls?
12:26Of course. Gotta love them.
12:28Hey, guys, breakfast is my favorite meal of the day,
12:30so today I'm taking you guys out for a pancake breakfast.
12:32Let's go.
12:34Nice. Let's go, baby.
12:38Thank you.
12:40Hey, y'all hungry?
12:42Of course.
12:50How about we cheers?
12:52In a relationship.
12:57Breakfast is officially over.
12:59Start asking questions.
13:01It's a huge turnoff when I'm dating a guy
13:03and he starts flirting with another girl.
13:05Do you do this?
13:07I think it's impossible if I was with you.
13:09Keithan lied.
13:11How about you, Roy?
13:13I'll be honest with you. I saw you today and you looked quite sexy to me.
13:15Thank you.
13:17Aw, he was being honest.
13:19Would it be okay if I never wore panties?
13:21Yes.
13:23It's your world. I'm just living in it.
13:25They're both honest. Of course.
13:27Where do you meet the girls that you date, Roy?
13:29It's random.
13:31You know, it could be in the grocery store.
13:33It could be in the laundromat.
13:35It could be in the bar. It could be anywhere.
13:37Keithan, where do you meet the most girls that you date?
13:39It's just when I'm having a good time usually.
13:41Online?
13:43No.
13:45A cyber whore, don't lie.
13:47Keithan is being honest.
13:49Roy, have you ever met a girl online?
13:51No.
13:53Roy is not telling you the truth at all.
13:55Have you ever filmed yourself picking up, Keithan?
13:57No, I haven't.
13:59Truth.
14:01Roy, have you?
14:03I filmed it once.
14:05It was fun.
14:07Super skanky, but it's true.
14:09Have you made only one?
14:11Yes.
14:13Liar. I bet he has an entire collection.
14:15Who taught you about sex?
14:17The girl that I hosted to.
14:19She was a little pro.
14:21Ew, that's the truth.
14:23By pro, do you mean prostitute?
14:25Oh, okay, no.
14:27Not that kind of pro.
14:29Today I can teach you a few tricks myself.
14:31Roy is a horny bastard.
14:33Slow down, not today.
14:35Certainly not today.
14:37Keithan, who taught you about sex?
14:39It was a group effort.
14:41Me, myself, and Irene.
14:43Truth.
14:45Marissa, it's hot seat time,
14:47and I really want to ask Keithan some questions first.
14:49Boys, it's time for the hot seat.
14:51Keithan, you're up first.
14:53Roy, I'll see you later.
14:55First pig is best.
14:57See you later, bro.
14:59I will break your wrist, bro.
15:01What's your favorite book to read?
15:03Um, it probably sounds cliche,
15:05but I guess the only book I probably read
15:07is the Bible.
15:09Really?
15:11True.
15:13If Jesus came to him in a dream
15:15and told him to break up with you,
15:17would he?
15:19If Jesus came to you in a dream
15:21and he told you to break up with me,
15:23would you?
15:25If Jesus came to you in a dream
15:27and he told you to break up with me,
15:29would you?
15:31Yeah, I guess I'd have to
15:33side with the J.C. on that one.
15:35Sorry.
15:37Jesus, Keithan is telling the truth.
15:39If we were dating,
15:41could I put you in the details
15:43and you could run through some of my old tears?
15:45Of course.
15:47As long as I get to wear a skirt with it.
15:51So you're into it the other way, huh?
15:53Just for you.
15:55Roy's back. Looks like he wants some of that hot seat.
15:57Hey, loser. I'm back.
15:59Now get up and get out.
16:01The date ended
16:03when you left the first time, my friend.
16:05Yes, yes. Get up and start walking. Run.
16:07Toodle-oo. Toodle-oo.
16:09He says I don't have to say nothing.
16:11If Jesus came to you in a dream
16:13and he asked you to break up with me,
16:15would you do it?
16:17Absolutely not. I'd tell him. Are you kidding me?
16:19I'm like, why would you send a piece of heaven down here
16:21and she'd try and take it back?
16:23Geeky, but true.
16:25I've been looking for a man for a hairy bikini photo shoot.
16:27Would you mind?
16:29Well, I never heard of a hairy bikini shoot,
16:31but if you had to do something for business,
16:33it's business.
16:35He's lying. Roy is lying.
16:37Have you ever dressed up a dog in baby clothes?
16:39Yes.
16:41Yes?
16:43Yes. I dressed up my fox. He was like this big
16:45and I dressed up my dog.
16:47That's so cute.
16:49Yes, it is.
16:51Wow. Roy's telling you the truth.
16:53Who's this guy?
16:55I'm not for this guy yet.
16:57Buddy said it's time to reveal
16:59the big secret.
17:01Guys, we're almost at the point where I decide who I really want.
17:03But before one of you goes home a loser,
17:05I need to tell both of you that you've been exposed.
17:07Are you kidding me?
17:09Wow.
17:11That's right, guys. I've got my very own personal spy
17:13nearby in a surveillance truck
17:15listening to everything you've said.
17:17Can you explain this to him?
17:19Your microphones are hooked up to voice analysis software
17:21so every time you lied,
17:23my spy France is in my ear telling me everything.
17:25Hello?
17:27Yeah, I mean, seriously.
17:29So is there anything you want to come clean about, Keaton?
17:33It's a huge turnoff when I'm dating a guy
17:35and he starts flirting with another girl.
17:37Do you do this?
17:39I think it's impossible if I was with you.
17:41I think I'm good to go.
17:43How about you, Roy?
17:45Is there anything you want to come clean about?
17:47Roy, have you ever met a girl online?
17:49No.
17:51I didn't really do it in mind,
17:53but dating's been a dating question
17:55you've asked me about before.
17:57I mean, yeah, I've gotten to know a couple of girls
17:59from my space, but who hasn't, you know what I mean?
18:01It's not a crime.
18:03Well, I'm going to check in with my secret spy
18:05and I'll be back with my decision.
18:07Say hello to James Bond for me.
18:09Hi.
18:15What'd you lie about?
18:17When she asked about flirting with other women,
18:19definitely, definitely guilty of that.
18:21Looking at other women while you were high?
18:23Yeah.
18:25Did you see her, bro?
18:27Are you going to dump your girls on my space after this, too,
18:29if you get with her?
18:31Are you kidding me?
18:33Where's the delete button? Right there.
18:35I know she's going to pick me.
18:37Yeah, we'll see.
18:39I don't need a wish or anything.
18:41I need to get out of my face and go pick a guy.
18:43All right.
18:45Roy, Keithan,
18:47after looking at the voice analysis software,
18:49I discovered that you both lied.
18:51Roy,
18:53you lied when you said you filmed yourself
18:55hooking up only once.
18:57Which worries me that I'd just be another conquest.
18:59Keithan,
19:01you told the truth when you said that you'd break up with me
19:03if Jesus told you to in a dream.
19:05That's intense.
19:07The person I choose will be...
19:15Roy.
19:17I told you New York was doing better.
19:21So what made you pick me?
19:23Well, you seemed more confident
19:25and you made me laugh.
19:27Yeah, I'm really gorgeous, baby. You made a good decision.
19:29If she's really interested
19:31in this New York douchebag,
19:33she can have him.
19:45Yeah.