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00:00How will we party today, uncle? I don't see any rooster.
00:03Don't worry, Shruti dear.
00:04This Mumbai city is full of fools.
00:07Some rooster will come for sure.
00:08Then we'll do all the shopping for today.
00:10I don't know where you are.
00:14Please pay attention.
00:16May I come in?
00:18Come in.
00:20I don't know where you are.
00:22Rooster.
00:24I'm here.
00:26I'm here.
00:28I'm here.
00:30Look at his get-up.
00:36Sir, where should I sit?
00:39Sir, you sit here.
00:40Thank you.
00:43It's an insult to cleanliness here.
00:53Where did the waiter go?
00:55Mr. Waiter.
00:56Yes, sir.
00:56Please give me a cup of coffee.
00:58Okay, sir.
01:00Buddy, don't add too much sugar.
01:02I'm not a drunkard.
01:03I'm warning you.
01:04Okay, sir.
01:06What do you think about this rooster and not a donkey?
01:11He's the leader of all donkeys.
01:13Oh, my God!
01:14A cup of coffee costs 150 rupees.
01:16He's not even giving me biscuits.
01:21Hey, Shruti.
01:22Get started.
01:24I don't care what you want.
01:26First I'll have an affair and then I'll get married.
01:28An affair is not fair at this age.
01:29You'll remain unmarried because of an affair.
01:31You won't get any boy for marriage.
01:33I got one.
01:34Love at first sight.
01:35Who is he?
01:37The one with glasses.
01:39The yellow taxi?
01:41The one with glasses?
01:42I was looking for him.
01:44He holds tea in his hand and drinks it.
01:48When he drinks tea like this...
01:50...then he must be very handsome.
01:53He wipes his face with a tissue paper...
01:56...like Imran Hashmi.
01:57Shut up.
01:58His face is like bitter gourd fritters.
02:00Look at him with my eyes.
02:02Wait for some time.
02:03You'll find better models than him.
02:05It seems like you're talking about me.
02:09He's right.
02:10You're not married yet, right?
02:12No, I'm not.
02:14I've never had an affair with a girl.
02:17Then our line is clear.
02:19No, I don't like this guy.
02:21Do I have to marry you?
02:22You're jealous of my happiness.
02:24You've broken his heart.
02:26Shut up.
02:27Or I'll beat you black and blue.
02:29It's all because of you.
02:30Because of me?
02:31Come on, pay the bill.
02:32Don't trouble me.
02:33Okay, sir.
02:44Control your emotions.
02:48Ma'am, I've paid your bill.
02:50I gave him Rs. 5.
02:53Thank you, Shannan.
02:54You idiot.
02:56You won't get this sweet grapes.
02:59If he doesn't have a problem, what's your problem?
03:01Terrorism in non-violence?
03:02My brain is more than a game of cards.
03:04He's using a bouncer.
03:05Let's go.
03:06Idiot.
03:07I'm not an idiot.
03:08When you look in the mirror, you look like an idiot.
03:10He's right.
03:11Where is she going?
03:12Home.
03:13She's going to college?
03:14Yes.
03:15Shruti, we'll meet in the evening.
03:17What's her number?
03:1899013 4445.
03:20I asked for her number.
03:21Why are you giving me your number?
03:23Shruti, give me your phone.
03:26She has a good figure like you.
03:30Okay, bye.
03:31Bye.
03:34Who is he?
03:35Darling.
03:36It's my number.
03:37Ravi, save it as Sanya.
03:39Okay.
03:42Idiot.
03:44You made a mark on my face like a lotus.
03:47But I didn't do anything.
03:49It's good that he didn't have a broom in his hand.
03:52You can't fool me with just one slap.
03:54Do you want to get slapped more?
03:55I've had 56 slaps.
03:56I'll make you eat that.
03:57Come on, give me the phone.
03:58Don't slap me on the phone.
04:02Ravi, I made an omelette for you.
04:06Ravi, this phone...
04:08Message?
04:12Shruti?
04:13Hi, sweetheart.
04:14What are you doing?
04:15Sweetheart?
04:16Wow.
04:17I think it's done.
04:18I'll clear the line.
04:22I was waiting for your message.
04:23What are you doing?
04:24I'm missing you.
04:25I don't feel like eating.
04:29What do you mean?
04:30I don't even feel like taking a bath.
04:32Disgusting.
04:33The smell of his sweat is going straight to my nose.
04:35Why, sweetheart?
04:37Why don't you want to take a bath?
04:38No, no, no.
04:40I want to take a bath together.
04:42I'm so embarrassed.
04:44Hey, you naughty.
04:45What do you want?
04:47What do you want?
04:51What do you want?
05:00Hey, stop it.
05:07Who's calling?
05:09It's Shruti.
05:10Shruti?
05:12She's messaging you.
05:13Who is this girl?
05:14She's not a girl.
05:15She's grandma.
05:17She bought a lifetime SIM card at an old age.
05:19She's asking me for a loan to recharge it.
05:22I replied to her on your behalf.
05:24I hope she doesn't file a case against me at the police station.
05:26Please save me, son.
05:28I'm leaving.
05:29I can't sleep.
05:30I can't relax.
05:31What do I do?
05:33Hey, black crow.
05:34What?
05:35Take 10-12 sleeping pills and go to sleep.
05:36Oh, my God.
05:37My pole is open.
05:47I'll be back after class.
05:48Until then, plan a great party.
05:49You focus on your studies.
05:50Leave the planning to me.
05:51Bye, uncle.
05:52Bye-bye.
05:55I'm dead, uncle.
05:56What happened, Shruti?
05:57His phone.
05:58Oh, I see.
05:59Don't be scared.
06:00Avoid it or suck it.
06:01It's better to get rid of him.
06:02Okay.
06:04Hello.
06:05Hey, unemployed.
06:06Why did you pick up the phone?
06:07Where's Shruti?
06:08She's gone to the temple.
06:09She's gone to the temple?
06:10Yes.
06:11She said she'd go to Haridwar if she found a good boy.
06:13That's why we came to Haridwar today.
06:14I'm also in Haridwar.
06:15I've just entered.
06:16That Hindi dictionary has gone to Haridwar.
06:20Yes, tell me.
06:21What?
06:22Sorry.
06:23Tell me.
06:24Let's go to the temple together.
06:25Where's Shruti?
06:26How can we go to the temple together?
06:27We haven't reached Haridwar yet.
06:28We're stuck in Delhi's traffic.
06:29Hey, hey, hey.
06:30Don't hit me.
06:31Hey, take the train to the side.
06:32Are you going to hit me?
06:33Do I look like a fool?
06:34Move, move.
06:35I'm sorry.
06:36I'm not free.
06:37Hey, unemployed.
06:38I didn't mean you, sir.
06:39Sir, let's do one thing.
06:40What?
06:41It'll take us a couple of years to get there.
06:43That's why you go alone for darshan.
06:44And come back on foot.
06:45By then, Shruti must have become a grandma.
06:48Hey, peanut.
06:49What is it?
06:50Hey, I've seen it.
06:51I've seen it.
06:52How did you see us from Haridwar?
06:53Are we on TV?
06:54Think of it that way.
06:55You're crazy.
06:56Come on, lift your left hand.
06:57I won't lift it.
06:58Lift your left hand.
06:59And turn left and see.
07:00Come on, I lifted it.
07:01Turn left.
07:08We're stuck, uncle.
07:09Make a plan to escape quickly.
07:11Why tomato sauce?
07:13Is this Haridwar?
07:14Yes, Haridwar College of Science.
07:16Shruti, please come this way.
07:18Come here.
07:19Have you bought these new glasses?
07:20Yes, I stole them today.
07:22Why did you ask me to come on foot from Haridwar?
07:24Because walking will make your ten-pack.
07:26Don't hit me.
07:27Leave him.
07:28Catch me.
07:29Oh, die there.
07:30It's better to catch you alive.
07:31Let me get married.
07:32This is injustice.
07:33Love her and hit me.
07:34I told you my mood swings according to the pitch.
07:35If you don't mind,
07:36shall we go to the gold mine in the evening and watch a movie?
07:39Actually, I have a class by 5 o'clock.
07:41The theatre is nearby.
07:42I'll book two tickets in the corner.
07:43You be ready.
07:44Actually, I...
07:45Shut up.
07:47Come on time.
07:50I'm going to class.
07:51Bye.
07:52Okay.
07:53Bye.
07:55Where are you going?
07:58If you pick up his phone by mistake in the evening,
08:01do you know what will happen?
08:02I don't know.
08:03Let me explain in English.
08:05I'm holding your tomato.
08:07I'm cutting it into small pieces.
08:08I'll add chili powder and feed it to you.
08:11Will you feed it to me?
08:12Thank you.
08:13You look very blind.
08:14Go.
08:16Bye.
08:17He'll make me a beggar.
08:22Oh God.
08:23What should I do?
08:24I can't think of any way to escape from him.
08:27What should I do?
08:29Oh God, uncle.
08:30He's playing our game and you're playing the game.
08:32Cool, baby.
08:33Cool.
08:35That moron will keep going around the college all day because of you.
08:40Take his phone.
08:41Talk to him.
08:42Uncle, what should I tell him?
08:43Don't be scared.
08:44Talk to him.
08:45I'm with you.
08:46No.
08:47I'll tell you.
08:48I'll tell you what to do.
08:49Don't worry.
08:51Hello.
08:52Actually, I finished my class at 1 o'clock.
08:54So, I came home early.
08:55Don't be angry.
08:56Please.
08:57I'm angry with you.
08:58Those who cross the ocean of love never get on the boat of anger.
09:01You're absolutely right.
09:02Let's meet later.
09:03No.
09:04Wait there.
09:05I'll pick you up.
09:06Will you come to my house?
09:07You'll come to my house?
09:09You know, my house is very far from the city.
09:11I leave my house in January.
09:13I reach the college in February.
09:15You'll have to spend a lot of petrol.
09:17I'm a true lover.
09:18And anyway, my car runs on CNG.
09:19Tell me the address.
09:20Address?
09:21Address?
09:22Yes, I want the address.
09:26Nankhatai.
09:29Sorry, Nana Chowk.
09:30Nana Chowk.
09:31Nana Chowk is very big.
09:33Yes, it's very big.
09:34I mean, it's very far.
09:37Where do you live in Nana Chowk?
09:39Where in Nana Chowk?
09:43Money?
09:44Rupee?
09:45Dollar?
09:46Dollar?
09:47Dollar Colony.
09:48Dollar Colony?
09:49This is too much.
09:50This is too much, Shruti.
09:51Where is it?
09:52Where in Dollar Colony?
09:53Letter box?
09:55Post office.
09:56Near the post office.
09:58Post office?
09:59Shruti.
10:00Shruti.
10:01Shruti.
10:02Plot number 69.
10:03White building, right?
10:04He found out our wrong address.
10:06Then why are you discharging the battery?
10:07It must be that scoundrel from Nashpati.
10:08He's standing outside.
10:09Hey!
10:11Langoor.
10:14Nana Chowk.
10:16Dollar Colony.
10:17Plot number 69.
10:18Am I at the right address?
10:19That too, even after giving the wrong address.
10:21Come down.
10:22No, I don't want to get slapped.
10:23If you don't come, I'll come up.
10:24I'll come tomorrow.
10:25You won't listen to me.
10:26Wait, I'll come up.
10:28Oh my God!
10:29Shruti, he's coming up to take your class.
10:31If he doesn't come up with an idea, he'll take you and make me a pauper.
10:34What will we do now, uncle?
10:36Idea.
10:49Come in, sir.
10:52Blue bull.
10:53Thank you.
10:55I've torn the curtain and made it.
10:59If you keep hitting like this, not a single tooth will be left.
11:01Get me a red one or else I'll eat more.
11:04Please let it be.
11:05One is enough.
11:06Bulls get angry when they see red clothes.
11:07Come without clothes.
11:08You'll faint laughing.
11:09I'll faint next time.
11:10Charu.
11:11Baby.
11:13Shruti.
11:14Shruti.
11:34Shame.
11:35Shame.
11:36Puppy shame.
11:37You don't go on a date wearing a towel.
11:40Actually, Saturday is our laundry day.
11:43These days, we leave the towel and put all the clothes in the washing machine.
11:47I don't do Haja on Monday to Monday.
11:48I don't go out of the gate.
11:49I go to the bathroom only after that.
11:51I wash the clothes while sitting in the bathroom.
11:53Who will watch the film now?
11:55If you go in the towel, people will watch this and forget the film.
11:58I'll still take it.
12:00How?
12:04Come on.
12:05Come in the line of caution.
12:06Why do you always want to see me standing in the line of caution?
12:09I'll tell you.
12:12Come on.
12:13Take off the towel.
12:14Take off the towel.
12:18I'm dead.
12:19This is called Abel Bujimar.