A Tribute Song To The Oldest Cat Ever Who Grew To 38 Years Old: Creme Puff

Creme Puff
With her sweet fluff
Was the oldest cat they say
At the ripe old age
Of 38 years and 3 days
She peacefully passed away

Creme Puff
With her sweet fluff
Must’ve found the fountain of youth
And that did include
Different types of food
The one may find uncouth

She ate
Asparagus and broccoli
Heavy cream and coffee
Turkey bacon and eggs
An eyedropper full of wine
Had that feline feeling fine
She imbibed every two days

Now Creme Puff’s Human
Was a guy named Jake
His last cat lived 34 years and 59 days
I’m starting to see a trend
It seems like
These cats’ lives would never end

They ate
Asparagus and broccoli
Heavy cream and coffee
Turkey bacon and eggs
An eyedropper full of wine
Had that feline feeling fine
They imbibed every two days

Asparagus and broccoli
Heavy cream and coffee
Turkey bacon and eggs
An eyedropper full of wine
Had that feline feeling fine
They imbibed every two days