• 3 months ago
Donald Trump's doctor says the ex-Prez had a good part of his ear blown clean off when he got shot -- but surprisingly, he insists DT ain't gonna need to go under the knife to fix it.

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00:00Is he missing a piece of his ear?
00:02A little bit at the top.
00:03Yeah.
00:04You know, it's highly basketed.
00:05Yeah.
00:06That's right.
00:07That's what he did.
00:08Did he tell you that?
00:09Donald Trump's ears must be burning because his doctor's chopping it up about his injury.
00:14Also because one of them nearly got shot off at that rally Saturday.
00:17So we're now learning about the extent of the ear injury that Donald Trump suffered
00:22during the assassination attempt.
00:24Ronny Jackson, his doctor, says he just took the top of his ear off.
00:27It was bleeding like crazy because, you know, the ear's pretty basketed.
00:30Which is why the doc bandaged it so thoroughly.
00:33The bandage was bigger than his body last night.
00:35The bandage is like an earphone from a DJ.
00:37Well, did he get plastic surgery?
00:39Or does he keep it unfixed because it becomes a symbol?
00:43I think it's a symbol.
00:44Well, symbolic or not, the good news is he won't need surgery.
00:47He's not going to need anything to have to be done with it.
00:50It's going to be fine.
00:51He's now like in the annals of great ear injuries because you've got Van Gogh, you've got Evander
00:55Holyfield.
00:56Annals of ear injuries?
00:58Well, from the annals of injury to the bowels of knowledge, because it's time for TMZMD
01:05with actual Dr. Ronny Jackson.
01:08It's going to granulate and heal in.
01:09And a room full of consulting funsicians.
01:13Ears regenerate?
01:14I thought that happens with lizards.
01:17So did I.
01:18He's going to grow a new ear.
01:19Cartilage never stops growing, right?
01:21That's why, like, old guys have such big ears.
01:24We've come a long way with regenerate.
01:25Have you ever seen the ear that grows on the back of ice?
01:29Well, broken clock and whatnot.
01:32So, thanks for the info, Doc.
01:34We didn't understand a word of it.
01:36It's going to granulate and heal in and it's going to be fine.

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