Best Comedy Ever 2024| Rajpal Yadav
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Transcript
00:00Stop! Stop! Stop!
00:05Show me the car's license and papers.
00:12The papers and license are fine, but you'll have to pay a fine.
00:15Why?
00:16Because you're not wearing a belt.
00:18My pant isn't so loose that I have to wear a belt.
00:23Joke.
00:24Don knows all the laws.
00:27And Don always takes the law into his hands.
00:29He doesn't break it.
00:30And the law is to wear a seatbelt inside the car, not outside.
00:36That's true.
00:38Where are you going?
00:39To rob a bank.
00:41To rob a bank?
00:42I don't understand.
00:43You'll understand, ma'am.
00:45It's easier to understand Don.
00:51Let me go!
00:57Don!
01:06Brother!
01:07Get up!
01:08Sorry, brother.
01:09Sometimes you have to fall down to go up.
01:13Because I'm Selfie Don.
01:17Bring it.
01:19Come on, everyone.
01:20Yes, brother.
01:21First floor guys, go back. Ground floor guys, come forward.
01:24Smile.
01:27Selfie Don calling.
01:34Yes?
01:35Who is this?
01:36It's me, Don.
01:37Selfie Don?
01:39Selfie Don.
01:40Listen, I just took a selfie and sent it to you.
01:43I'm going to rob a bank.
01:45KPS Bank.
01:46And you stop urinating.
01:48And if you have the guts, catch me.
01:51How do you know that I'm urinating?
01:54People stop urinating as soon as they hear Selfie Don's name.
01:59Take this.
02:00No, sir. Keep it in your pocket.
02:02Mr. Mishra, hurry up.
02:03Come on, let's go.
02:07Mr. Mishra, why isn't the car starting?
02:11Mr. Mishra went for a long drive with his girlfriend.
02:13Sorry, sir.
02:14Sir, he didn't even get the diesel filled.
02:16Double sorry, sir.
02:17Sir, the government money.
02:18Triple sorry, sir.
02:19Shut up!
02:20Shit!
02:22Because of these idiots, he always gets away from me.
02:25How are we going to catch him?
02:27Sir, why are you getting so emotional?
02:29We have an idea.
02:31What?
02:32Bring the gun.
02:39Sir, just a minute.
02:46It's not allowed to bring a gun inside.
02:48It's not allowed to bring a gun inside.
02:52No!
02:56Madam, I just got a call.
02:57Madam, I just got a call.
03:12Whoever you are, just lie down.
03:17No one should make any noise.
03:22What?
03:27Shut up!
03:29Shut up!
03:31Shut up!
03:32Shut up!
03:44First, call the Kanpur police station.
03:48Sita!
03:50And listen.
03:51Shut up!
04:02You came here to lie down?
04:04To rob a bank?
04:05Who told you to lie down here?
04:07Sir, you told me to lie down, so I did.
04:10I didn't tell you to lie down in a brown T-shirt.
04:20What happened to you, madam?
04:22You told me not to lie down in a brown T-shirt.
04:30I mean, listen to me carefully.
04:34Those who want to rob a bank,
04:36they have to stand up.
04:40Who are you?
04:41I'm a bank manager.
04:42I pay notes to so many people everyday.
04:46But my own wallet...
04:49My own wallet is always empty.
04:52Sir, please.
04:53Let me rob a bank.
04:55If you rob a bank, what will I do?
04:57Sit in a bank as a manager?
05:01Do one thing.
05:02Yes.
05:03Take him straight to the bank.
05:04Yes.
05:05Fill the bag with all the money in the bank.
05:06Yes.
05:07Then meet me.
05:08I'll give you work in the bank.
05:10Okay.
05:11Go, go, go.
05:12Okay, sir.
05:13Go, go.
05:14Go, go, go.
05:15Did you come here to lie down or to rob a bank?
05:18I went to him.
05:19He said I have to take a token to rob a bank.
05:21Token?
05:22Yes, sir.
05:23And he said there is no token to rob a bank.
05:27Come to the label.
05:29You are standing in a queue in the bank.
05:31What were you doing?
05:32Sir, he told me to deposit 7,000 rupees in the bank.
05:35I should have taken it out earlier.
05:36Come here.
05:39Come to the label.
05:41What were you doing standing in the queue?
05:44What were you discussing?
05:45Sir, the banker said we have a very good scheme for you.
05:48You do very dangerous work.
05:50We will do insurance for you.
05:52Yes, sir.
05:53He has a very good scheme.
06:00Hello.
06:01Police station.
06:02Some people have attacked our bank.
06:06You...
06:07Quickly.
06:11Should I give you the police's private number?
06:13Sorry.
06:14Listen.
06:15There is no need to inform the police.
06:17I have already informed the police.
06:20The police will be here soon.
06:22And listen.
06:23Public.
06:26After we leave from here,
06:28you have to leave slowly.
06:31Otherwise, you will leave together.
06:33You might get pushed.
06:34You might fall down.
06:35You might stumble.
06:36Hey!
06:37Sorry, sir.
06:38I am not going to hit you.
06:39Sorry.
06:40Can't you see the place?
06:47Do one thing.
06:48Yes.
06:49Return this stuff.
06:53I have returned it.
06:55But why?
06:56If you had to return it,
06:58why did you loot it?
07:01Listen.
07:02Don't argue with the selfie guy.
07:04Follow the order.
07:07Rule is rule.
07:10He is crazy.
07:11We didn't even get the money.
07:14Don't.
07:15Chotu, you are crazy.
07:18He is shorter than me.
07:21Half height, half mind.
07:23Hey!
07:24Let's go.
07:26Stop.
07:27Stop.
07:28Stop.
07:29Stop.
07:30Stop.
07:31Move aside.
07:32Look.
07:33We are going to catch the selfie guy.
07:34Let us go.
07:35First of all,
07:36you three are on the same scooter without a helmet.
07:39On top of that,
07:40you are planning to make the fourth one sit.
07:41Move aside.
07:42Your double scooter will get cut.
07:43Look.
07:44I agree that we are divorced.
07:46But you are blocking the road.
07:48Excuse me.
07:49I didn't like breaking the rules at home.
07:52And I don't like it on the road.
07:53Ex-sister-in-law.
07:54I was saying.
07:55We are police officers.
07:57And we are on duty.
07:58Let us go.
08:00Ex-sister-in-law.
08:01You forgot us.
08:02We came for your marriage and divorce.
08:04Hey!
08:05Pandey, your wallet and nose got cut.
08:08I cut it.
08:09He left.
08:10The selfie guy left.
08:11Are you happy now?
08:12He had to leave.
08:13He didn't break the rules.
08:15He didn't come to your aunt's house.
08:17He is robbing a bank.
08:19Excuse me, Mr. Pandey.
08:21Excuse me, Mrs. X Pandey.
08:23Boss.
08:36Tell me.
08:37What is it, boss?
08:38Don can hear whatever you want to say.
08:41Say whatever you want.
08:43Boss, I don't understand one thing.
08:46When we spend so much.
08:48The oil of four cars burns.
08:50We go to the bank.
08:51We rob the bank.
08:52And we deposit all the money in the bank.
08:54Why?
08:55Practice makes the man perfect.
08:57Understood?
08:58No.
08:59Whatever we did was a practice match.
09:02We will play the final match somewhere else.
09:04Okay.
09:05To become a big shot.
09:07You have to do small robberies.
09:10For practice.
09:11You won't understand.
09:13Then make us understand.
09:14The day you grow up.
09:16You will understand everything.
09:17John Ibrahim.
09:18Don't worry.
09:20Yes.
09:22Yes.
09:28What happened to my slap?
09:31Enough, brother.
09:32I understand everything.
09:33You don't love me.
09:34You have forgotten your younger sister.
09:35What happened?
09:36Why is your face so sad?
09:39To tell you the truth.
09:40There is a boy.
09:41His name is Gogo.
09:42I love him a lot.
09:44We had promised to live and die together.
09:47But that Gogo.
09:48That Gogo's son cheated me.
09:50And broke my heart full of love.
09:51Enough.
09:52I understood everything.
09:53You show me his selfie once.
09:55If I don't change his face.
09:58What is that selfie?
10:00If he is able to stand in the group.
10:02Then tell me.
10:03Show me.
10:04He is the one.
10:07This girl.
10:08Brother.
10:09She is the girl.
10:10Because of whom Gogo left me.
10:11Oh.
10:12I see.
10:13The girl because of whom Gogo left my sister.
10:17I won't leave this girl for my sister.
10:19You move.
10:24Nunu.
10:25This is the best place to meet us.
10:27We will come here daily.
10:29As my situation is.
10:31I say.
10:32Let's go to some place.
10:33We will meet.
10:34And sing.
10:36You are so shameless.
10:38So many people are here.
10:40Who is here?
10:41Lord Shiva.
10:42Lord Krishna.
10:43Goddess.
10:44Oh.
10:45What happened?
10:46What are they doing here?
10:47That's why we go for a walk in the morning.
10:49Come on.
10:50Let's go.
10:51Shut up.
10:52We will get trapped if we go inside.
10:53Let's hide somewhere.
10:54When they will leave.
10:55We will come out.
10:56He is my father.
10:57You don't know my father.
10:58If they catch us.
10:59They will kill us.
11:00You need to go for a walk.
11:02In this way.
11:03You will see God.
11:04The girl is coming to the temple.
11:07Let her come.
11:08Let her come.
11:09Are you ready?
11:10Yes, I am ready.
11:11Take out the bottle.
11:12Hurry up.
11:13Should I put it?
11:14Yes.
11:17Put it.
11:22John.
11:23John.
11:24John.
11:25John.
11:26Brother, are you okay?
11:27What will I do?
11:28Wait.
11:29Brother.
11:30John.
11:31What happened to him?
11:32Nothing.
11:33He is hungry.
11:34Hungry.
11:35Hungry.
11:36What is this?
11:37Now you are here.
11:38Wait.
11:39Yes.
11:40Take this.
11:41Brother, get up.
11:42Have some sweets.
11:43Yes.
11:44You will stop feeling dizzy.
11:45Yes.
11:46Why are you giving sweets to everyone?
11:47Are you feeling better now?
11:48Yes.
11:49Don't leave the house empty stomach.
11:50Yes.
11:51Okay?
11:52Take care.
11:53Yes.
11:54You called me brother.
11:55No one called me brother till now.
11:56You are so nice.
11:57Brother is called brother.
11:58Why are you calling me brother?
11:59Don't call me brother in Delhi.
12:00You too.
12:01You saved my life.
12:02You supported me.
12:03From today you are my sister.
12:04Mine too.
12:05Wait.
12:06Let's go.
12:07Brother-in-law.
12:08Brother-in-law.
12:09Greetings.
12:10Greetings.
12:11Greetings, son.
12:12Brother-in-law.
12:13Greetings.
12:14Shall we go now?
12:15Yes.
12:16Let's go.
12:17Let's go, brother.
12:18I will go.
12:19You will not walk from today.
12:20We will drop you home by car.
12:21Okay?
12:22Okay.
12:23Let's go.
12:24Let's go.
12:25Let's go.
12:26Come on.
12:27Let's go.
12:28Come on.
12:29Come on.
12:30Let's go.
12:31Let's go.
12:32We will drop you home by car.
12:33Okay?
12:34But brother, I will walk.
12:35With two brothers, her sister will go home on foot.
12:36No.
12:37No.
12:38No.
12:39John, take out the car.
12:40Sister, once again.
12:41Brother.
12:42Me too.
12:43Brother.
12:44Girls, put the gate of the car.
12:45Keep coming.
12:46Keep coming.
12:47We are going.
12:48We are going.
12:49Bye.
12:50Bye.
12:51Bye.
12:52Bye.
12:53Bye.
12:54Bye.