• 3 months ago
Running On Empty – Watch the trailer now! In Select Theaters August 9. Starring Keir Gilchrist, Lucy Hale, Rhys Coiro, Jay Pharoah, Dustin Milligan, Dylan Flashner, Lisa Yaro, Monica Potter, and Jim Gaffigan.
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00:00You
00:07All of your tests have been completed to get your death date, are you ready for your results? Oh my god, I'm gonna die
00:13It's okay. What does it say?
00:1621,000
00:17490 Nicole that's almost 60 years from now. What does your say babe?
00:23345 days that is not ideal
00:30My ex-fiancee dropped me like a hot potato
00:33Nicole's body was really hot. I'd love to do her. But you know, I wouldn't because of you unless you could have watched
00:40Some people are into that
00:42Weirdos me and the boys heading to the strip club tonight is women everywhere. I'm just saying
00:49Do I start dating again?
00:52I'm Mortimer. I am a mortician. You know what? Mr. Addison that is not your shade
01:01Do you wanna feel
01:03Your magic
01:05Hey, you want to get out of here?
01:07I've never had sex with a prostitute before professional escort. Sorry with a professional escort
01:22I didn't do anything to her. Well, you still owe me for Rita's services. She said it was free
01:27I ain't handed out free samples. This ain't Trader Joe's. I
01:31Just joined this dating service that matches you with people based on death dates
01:36I'll be doing your video interview
01:39lasers
01:41It's what kind of gal are you looking for kind honest a little bit boring maybe you're gonna die soon. I'm gonna die soon
01:48Let's go on a date
01:50I'd love to hang out with you again. It's gonna be okay. I promise
01:53It's like I have much time to build a future with someone
01:57So, where's my money man? Got it?
02:005,000 don't make me use it go on then. I don't even care. I'm gonna die anyway
02:06You better have my money in full by midnight tomorrow or he's going to hurt me
02:19Just wish I met you sooner better late than never
02:23I
02:28Just been so angry afraid happy all at the same time
02:34Have a seat Mortimer relax
02:37When you and Nicole were dating, did you guys ever try pegging pegging? What is that?
02:42I think it's when a girl that's on a dildo and
02:45face

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