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00:00Everyone already knows how I feel about this guy, Marks, and the job that he's done is
00:09disastrous and I'll tell you what, if anyone believes for one minute that Ben Simmons can
00:16stay healthy, I want to sell you some swamp water in New Jersey over by the Newark airport.
00:23There's some beautiful swamps, just fantastic.
00:28The algae and everything and the bodies that are in those swamps from murders, I mean it
00:32is just fantastic, it's like drinking gold tea is what it is.
00:36So if you believe Sean Marks who has butchered the Nets since the day he got his hands on
00:42them and he's selling you used cars like Ben Simmons, remember the back axle doesn't work
00:50on the car.
00:51My man has got every injury known to man, he's a cripple.
00:55He never plays.
00:56He gets injured drinking orange juice.
01:00Honestly, does anyone believe a word of this?
01:04It's insulting that I have to listen to this guy still trying to sell this guy.
01:11No one could even trade for this guy's contract and the money they pay this galoof to never
01:17play.
01:18Honestly, it's embarrassing.
01:21And you know what?
01:22You know what Sean should do this year?
01:23They should put a giant tank outside the Barclays, a big giant water tank, like one
01:29of those ones that you see in every town, they're like, you know, Paris, it'll say Paris,
01:33Texas, and they got a big, they got a big tank full of water.
01:36They should have a tank outside the Barclays Center because they're going to tank every
01:39game the whole season and try to lose because they think they're going to get a Cooper flag
01:45in the lottery.
01:46Good luck with that too.
01:47They couldn't win the lottery if every other team forgot that they were doing the ping pong
01:52balls that night and everyone was drunk at a Colombian restaurant on Pike.