The Disastrous Management of Ben Simmons by Sean Marks

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00:00Everyone already knows how I feel about this guy, Marks, and the job that he's done is

00:09disastrous and I'll tell you what, if anyone believes for one minute that Ben Simmons can

00:16stay healthy, I want to sell you some swamp water in New Jersey over by the Newark airport.

00:23There's some beautiful swamps, just fantastic.

00:28The algae and everything and the bodies that are in those swamps from murders, I mean it

00:32is just fantastic, it's like drinking gold tea is what it is.

00:36So if you believe Sean Marks who has butchered the Nets since the day he got his hands on

00:42them and he's selling you used cars like Ben Simmons, remember the back axle doesn't work

00:50on the car.

00:51My man has got every injury known to man, he's a cripple.

00:55He never plays.

00:56He gets injured drinking orange juice.

01:00Honestly, does anyone believe a word of this?

01:04It's insulting that I have to listen to this guy still trying to sell this guy.

01:11No one could even trade for this guy's contract and the money they pay this galoof to never

01:17play.

01:18Honestly, it's embarrassing.

01:21And you know what?

01:22You know what Sean should do this year?

01:23They should put a giant tank outside the Barclays, a big giant water tank, like one

01:29of those ones that you see in every town, they're like, you know, Paris, it'll say Paris,

01:33Texas, and they got a big, they got a big tank full of water.

01:36They should have a tank outside the Barclays Center because they're going to tank every

01:39game the whole season and try to lose because they think they're going to get a Cooper flag

01:45in the lottery.

01:46Good luck with that too.

01:47They couldn't win the lottery if every other team forgot that they were doing the ping pong

01:52balls that night and everyone was drunk at a Colombian restaurant on Pike.