Käpt'n Blaubär - 183. Warum ist Hein Blöd so blöd
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00:00The next day
00:16Oh, man, we're having a busy day today.
00:20Hein, make sure you don't stumble over the bucket in the hallway.
00:24Yes, Captain.
00:26Ouch!
00:29Hein, you're really too stupid.
00:31At least make sure you don't run into the beam again.
00:35As you wish, Captain.
00:38Ouch!
00:39Well, that was to be expected.
00:41I suppose it doesn't make sense to warm up in front of the open hatch in the ground.
00:47That's right, Captain.
00:49Ah!
00:56Ugh!
00:59Grandpa, is there something we've always wanted to ask you?
01:04I'm supposed to tell you why heinblut is so incredibly stupid, right?
01:09That's right. How did you know that?
01:12Because I'm not stupid.
01:15Hey!
01:17Are you making fun of heinblut, Grandpa?
01:19Hmm?
01:22But not at all. Not a bit.
01:25Hein's story is even incredibly sad.
01:30Sad and tragically hopeless.
01:34Ouch!
01:36So bad that I'm not even allowed to tell you the terrible story.
01:42It can't be worse than homework.
01:44That's right.
01:45To your own danger.
01:47Oh, nice and bright here.
01:49But I warn you, if you have weak nerves, you'd better stop now.
01:54In his youth, Hein was incredibly smart.
01:59A miracle child. A genius.
02:02The universities awarded him with diplomas of all tastes.
02:06And his outstanding intelligence was literally smart like Hein, people said.
02:14And like all smart people, Hein wanted to improve the world when he was young.
02:19Hein dedicated himself to medical science,
02:23to banish all bad diseases from the earth.
02:27Have you ever heard of a terrible disease called giant-toothed-long-toothed-elephantosis?
02:34Giant-toothed-long-toothed-elephantosis?
02:36No, never heard of it.
02:38Well, I would have been very surprised.
02:41Hein had developed a cure for it.
02:45Since then, the giant-toothed-long-toothed-elephantosis has become a medical story.
02:51Not to mention the other diseases that Hein cured.
02:56Like, for example, the terrible horror plague,
03:00in which the patients all over the body,
03:04and especially on the tongue, the most horrible, the most horrible...
03:09That's enough, grandpa.
03:10Well, I warned you, didn't I?
03:13Strange.
03:14Out here it's day, and in here it's pitch-black.
03:21But that doesn't explain why Hein is so stupid today.
03:25Good point.
03:26You think with great praise.
03:29That's because stupidity is a contagious disease.
03:33Few people know that.
03:35Stupidity is transmitted by a stupid giant-toothed-long-toothed-elephantosis,
03:39the stupid-toothed-long-toothed-elephantosis.
03:41Stupid-toothed-long-toothed-elephantosis, as the Latin says.
03:46The stupid-toothed-long-toothed-elephantosis is so stupid that it hurts.
03:50Luckily, by the way,
03:52otherwise he would have infected many more people with stupidity.
03:56To catch the stupid-toothed-long-toothed-elephantosis,
03:59Hein simply shouted,
04:01It's starting to rain, everyone's coming in.
04:04Whoever is so stupid falls for the oldest tricks.
04:08Unfortunately, the stupid-toothed-long-toothed-elephantosis was so stupid
04:12that he even bit the hand that fed him.
04:15You already know how it went with Hein.
04:19Look!
04:21Day.
04:22Night.
04:23Day.
04:25Night.
04:26We know.
04:27And the stupid-toothed-long-toothed-elephantosis?
04:29What has become of it?
04:30It could be everywhere, of course.
04:32Even far outside, on a lonely cliff,
04:35where the land next to the sea is.
04:38Huh?
04:39Listen, aren't those steps?
04:42Someone's coming.
04:45Those were the buckets.
04:49The balcony.
04:53The open hatch.
04:58Look!
05:00Ui!
05:01The stupid-toothed-long-toothed-elephantosis.
05:04Hello, stupid.
05:06Hello, Hein.
05:07Can it infect us?
05:09There is a deadly method against it, however.
05:17Homework.
05:19Not possible.
05:20I would have thought of that, too.
05:22Do you really think so?