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00:00Now, my little slugs, according to my star maps, the stardust will begin to fall from the sky this evening.
00:13Omnibus and I will make extremely important scientific observations of this event.
00:18The stardust swarm ...
00:20All right, make room! Get out of the way!
00:23Papa Schumpf's assistant is on the move!
00:26Oh, you're smart! How can I help you?
00:29Clumsy, leave it! These are valuable scientific devices.
00:33This must be handled by an incredibly intelligent slug who is trained in scientific things.
00:41Clumsy, would you please ...
00:46Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no!
00:52Oh, Clumsy, you broke Beauty's mirror. Do you know what that means?
00:58No, Sluggy, what is it?
01:00That means misfortune! Seven years of sluggishness, nothing but misfortune!
01:04Seven years of misfortune?
01:06Seven years is far too little for him!
01:09Don't listen to her! Clumsy, that's nothing but superstitious nonsense!
01:13Papa Schumpf, there is scientific evidence ...
01:16Sluggy, enough! So be happy about the stardust swarm, my little slugs.
01:21I'll be back in a few days.
01:23Have fun, Papa Schumpf!
01:25And say hello to Homnibus from us!
01:28Goodbye, Papa Schumpf!
01:30And don't forget, Clumsy, Papa Schumpf isn't always right either.
01:34Oh, not either?
01:36Of course not! And I'm absolutely sure that I'm right about the seven years of misfortune.
01:43You see what I mean? Misfortune, Clumsy, it's starting!
01:48I think this slug melon is a little too heavy for your caravan.
01:52Yes, yes, that's a melon, I can tell you. The biggest I've ever had.
01:59Listen, maybe my misfortune will be over when I bring Twirly to close the door for me, Sluggy.
02:05Forget it, Clumsy. This is just the beginning.
02:07It will get worse and worse and worse and much, much worse.
02:14Is everything okay, Handy? Did you hurt yourself?
02:17It's okay, Clumsy, it's okay! I'm just asking you to stay alive!
02:23Watch out!
02:24Oh no! Even more misfortune!
02:27What does it look like, Toulouse?
02:29Ah, Mademoiselle Schlumpfine, you are the crème de la crème, the most wonderful, the most feminine of all!
02:41Sacre Schlumpf, my masterpieces!
02:44My flowers!
02:45My thumbs!
02:46My melons!
02:47And my dignity!
02:48All my fault?
02:51You can bet on that.
02:54And as you all very well know, I'm actually not a penetrating type.
02:57But while Papa Schlumpf is away, of course, I have to take responsibility and make this extremely important decision.
03:03We have no choice but to isolate Clumsy so that we don't get infected by his misfortune.
03:10Smarty-pants, that's unheard of!
03:13Don't treat Clumsy in such a mean and cruel way just because of your ridiculous superstition!
03:19Ridiculous? Ha! My Schlumpf-friends!
03:22Well, it doesn't look like it.
03:24Maybe just a short quarantine?
03:26Has Papa Schlumpf returned?
03:27I say, lock him up!
03:28May I say something else?
03:35Oh no!
03:38I'm coming, baby, I'm coming!
03:44Oh baby, baby, did something happen to you?
03:48Hooray!
03:52Well, Schlumpf-friends?
03:54Poor Clumsy!
03:58Locked up for seven years!
04:00Now look at it from this side.
04:02Seven years is only about 60,000 hours.
04:05So, goodbye.
04:07Goodbye? Are you sure you're right, Schlumpf?
04:10I'm 100% right!
04:12Until seven years.
04:15Thirteen? Fourteen?
04:17I just hope my little Schlumpf-friends will look at this, Homnibus.
04:20I'm sure they will.
04:22A starfruit swarm is a great natural phenomenon.
04:26Fifteen?
04:27A natural phenomenon, indeed.
04:29It makes us realize how small and insignificant we all are.
04:37Of course, some of us are a bit smaller than the others.
04:45Ah!
04:47This is the most fascinating sight I've ever seen.
04:56Forty-seven? Forty-eight?
04:59Are you counting the starfruits, Totti?
05:01Yes, somehow.
05:03Forty-nine?
05:05Fifty?
05:07This is a very impressive sight, I have to say.
05:11And I like starfruits, too.
05:14Oh!
05:16That's a shame.
05:18Clumsy should see this, too.
05:20I'm going to put an end to this ridiculous quarantine.
05:24Sixty-four?
05:26Oh, my goodness!
05:28Clumsy! Clumsy!
05:35Great, Schlumpf!
05:37My dear!
05:40Oh, no! Clumsy!
05:42This is Clumsy's house!
05:44We were locked in!
05:46Dear heavens!
05:48I've heard of some misfortune, but this is ridiculous!
05:52It looked as if the meteor had fallen near the village.
05:56Unbelievable!
05:58Impossible!
05:59I'm sorry for the sudden departure, but I have to see if nothing has happened to my Schlumpf.
06:03Of course. Just get going. I hope everything is all right.
06:07If we hurry, we'll be there in time.
06:14This is such a pitiful sight.
06:17A great masterpiece on such a sad monument.
06:22On the grave of an unhappy Schlumpf.
06:25Of an unhappy Schlumpf?
06:29I hereby solemnly hand over the Clumsy Memorial Mirror.
06:33I do this not only to commemorate the poor Clumsy's misfortune,
06:37but also to make this town an interesting place for visitors.
06:43Oh, dear Schlumpf! No!
06:45Oh, Papa Schlumpf! There you are!
06:48I'm so sad!
06:50It's terrible! It's terrible!
06:53It's impossible! Clumsy is not...
06:55Yes, Papa Schlumpf!
06:57I'm afraid Clumsy has...
06:59How can I put it?
07:01Spilled the spoon?
07:03I'm sorry, Papa Schlumpf, but it is as I said.
07:06Clumsy was definitely not lucky.
07:08I mean, the odds are one billion Schlumpf millions to one.
07:12If not more.
07:14My poor Clumsy.
07:16My poor Clumsy.
07:21Oh boy, it's really hard to sleep out here.
07:25It's probably better I get used to it,
07:27now that no one wants me around anymore.
07:30Thank you, little squirrel, for sharing your food with me.
07:34I have to learn how to slurp alone through life.
07:37My friends locked me up so I wouldn't bring them any misfortune.
07:41And now I've decided to go far away
07:44so I wouldn't bring them any misfortune.
07:48Oh boy!
07:50It looks as if misfortune is following me everywhere.
07:54Even in life he collected rocks and liked to play in the dirt.
07:59He was a happy Schlumpf and died without any protection.
08:05Thank you, poet. Very, very sensitive.
08:08And now I would like to say a few words about our deceased Schlumpf-friend.
08:14Seven years without my friends.
08:17Boy, boy, that's a long time.
08:20And I'm sure they will have forgotten me soon.
08:25Seven years! Seven years!
08:29That's so terrible!
08:33I have to go back.
08:35I have to look at my friends one last time before I leave.
08:39For seven long years.
08:41And I think it's important to remember
08:44that this meteorite is more than a grave.
08:47More than a monument for a great friend.
08:50It's a monument for me, Schlaubi-Schlumpf.
08:53Because wasn't I the one who predicted
08:55that Clumsy would have seven years of misfortune?
08:58It was more like seven hours, Schlaubi.
09:01Seven hours, seven years, compared to eternity.
09:04Schlaubi-Schlumpf, now I have seven years of misfortune.
09:08Compared to eternity.
09:10Schlaubi-Schlumpf, now I've had enough.
09:12I'll show you what I think of your stupid superstition.
09:18Oh, Schlumpfine, what have you done?
09:21That means at least seven thousand years of misfortune.
09:25Be quiet, Schlaubi.
09:26You should only think that Clumsy...
09:29That Clumsy is dead.
09:34Schlumpfine is right.
09:36Everything else is meaningless.
09:38Clumsy is dead.
09:45He's going to kill me.
09:54Oh no, what have I done?
09:57My misfortune hits my friends,
09:59no matter how far I go.
10:06Who was brave like a little peppercorn?
10:10Who? Who was brave like a little peppercorn?
10:13Monsieur Clumsy?
10:15Monsieur Clumsy?
10:16Schlumpf?
10:17Oh no, not Monsieur Clumsy.
10:20Never Monsieur Clumsy.
10:23Every Schlumpf, but not Monsieur Clumsy.
10:26Hey, wait a minute.
10:28I am Monsieur Clumsy.
10:33Clumsy!
10:34Clumsy!
10:36Oh, Clumsy, you're alive.
10:38You're alive. You're alive.
10:45Schlumpf, thank you.
10:47We thought we'd never see you again.
10:49My little Clumsy.
10:51I've never been so happy to see a Schlumpf in all my life.
10:56You can really believe me.
10:58When, Schlumpf Clumsy?
11:00If you had been in your house,
11:02nothing would be left of you now.
11:04Yes, Clumsy, you were very lucky.
11:07Yes, Clumsy, you were very lucky.
11:11Luck?
11:12That's nothing but superstitious nonsense.
11:14That was just a consequence of...
11:18You try to be reasonable,
11:20and what does it bring you in the end?