Blaubär und Blöd (u.a. Die großen Momente der Filmgeschichte Winnetou)
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00:00Hello, dear viewers. Welcome to Blaubee & Blöd.
00:09I'm in the best mood right now.
00:12Because, as it looks like, no one will disturb me at my nightclub.
00:17Not even the snitch.
00:19I gave her a book to read.
00:21...Andreas 95, 87, 77, Müller-Anna 73, 53, 6, 35, Müller-Anne-Lise 65, 43, 21, Müller-Anne-Rose...
00:28Well, as it looks like, she will have to deal with it for a while.
00:32The telephone book of Berlin has hundreds of pages.
00:37...Schmidt-Paula, 89, 84...
00:38Oh God, she's already at it.
00:41Now I should lie down quickly.
00:43Otherwise, it won't work out with my little arms.
00:46So, blanket over.
00:49Feet up.
00:52...Ziegelmeier-Dagmar, 63, 54, 28, Zylinski-Xaver, 42, 31, 5, 26.
00:57Ready? Schnatterlapapp!
00:59Oh no!
01:02Oh yes! And now we'll have a little chat.
01:04About today's show to the pencil, for example.
01:06Yes, I don't just have a big hat. No, no, no.
01:08But also really good ideas.
01:10So let's go! Have fun!
01:12Hey, Kalder!
01:27Yo, man, yo!
01:29Where is the toilet?
01:31Sure, man.
01:32This one, please.
01:38Here you go.
01:40I said toilet, not tweezers.
01:44Oh, wait a minute.
01:46What?
01:51Here you go.
01:53No, not a croquette.
01:56I'm looking for the toilet.
01:58Oh, right. Toilet.
02:00Yes.
02:01We don't have a toilet.
02:07Oh, God! I have to get out of here!
02:24And now it's short and tight again.
02:27So, be careful.
02:50What a mess!
02:52I can't get the plug out of my piggy bank.
02:56And soon the shops will close.
03:01Hey, Knut!
03:05Now he won't hear me again.
03:11Knut!
03:13Knut!
03:15Where are you coming from, you lazy bum?
03:18What's going on? I'm in a hurry.
03:21Knut, I can't get my piggy bank open.
03:24Don't worry. You have to help me.
03:27Of course. Only with Knut everything will be fine.
03:36Well, he can do something, too.
03:41Get out of here!
03:45It's open!
03:49Oh, no!
03:53Sorry, but I couldn't do it any faster.
04:17I'll make some coffee today.
04:22Where do you get the water from?
04:25Forget it. Take care of Bebe.
04:28Hello, little one. Today I'll show you how to brush your teeth properly.
04:32Left and right. Up and down. Left and right.
04:40Not bad for the first time.
04:43Well, but Dad, why do you take mom's foot cream?
04:47Breakfast is ready.
04:50It stinks.
04:53It's my new deodorant.
04:55By the way, what's Bebe doing?
04:57Everything is under control. He's taking a bath.
05:01Bebe, don't put too much water in the tub.
05:05Water is a valuable natural product.
05:08Okay, Mom.
05:12The great moments of film history are something special.
05:17I'll show you something.
05:42Bebe, are you okay?
05:45I'm fine.
05:48I'm sorry.
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09:46Come back, fox!
10:03Oh no, stupid fox!
10:11What's that?
10:13Get lost! That's mine!
10:18A fox!
10:25Come with my fox!
10:29There he is!
10:31Thank you, cowboy!
10:34Ah!
10:41Stop!
10:42Is what?
10:43Give me my fox back!
10:51Cowboy, for the last time, fox here!
10:53Now go!
10:54See you soon!
10:56Oh, cowboy?
10:59Good day, young man.
11:01Your license, please.
11:17Come here, old boy!
11:18Yes, yes, that's good.
11:20And now make room.
11:23Look, the cowboy is empty.
11:32Hey, come here!
11:47Huh? A dog?
11:50Cowboy!
11:52Get the fox out!
11:54He wants to go in there!
11:56Now go!
11:58What?
12:02There comes the fox!
12:04Get him!
12:08Cowboy, come back!
12:31Yippee! I've got a fish! Yes, yes, I've got a fish! Yes, yes, yes!
12:35Hold your breath, cowboy!
12:37Here, with the fish!
12:39No!
12:40Get him!
12:42What are you talking about?
12:45Help!
12:47Cowboy, run away!
12:50But what?
12:52What's that supposed to mean?
12:55Ah!
12:58Wait!
13:05Get him!
13:10Well, children, that's it.
13:13And now our farewell song.
13:14Oh, no!
13:16One,
13:17two,
13:19four,
13:20five,
13:21six,
13:22seven,
13:23eight,
13:24nine,
13:25ten,
13:26Äh, vier.
13:28Beim singen und reden, da bin ich sehr schnell.
13:31Der Käpt'n dagegen ist nicht allzu hell.
13:34Hollade, ja, hollade, ho, hollade.
13:39Äh, hoppala.
13:40So was.
13:41Da ist mir doch wieder aus Versehen eine Kiste aus dem Regal gefallen.
13:47Also, tschüss dann.
13:56Untertitel von Stephanie Geiges