Funny poetry
Most amazing funny poetry for enjoy and entertainment but try not laugh just for fun
Transcript
00:00I'm going to tell you the truth.
00:04Our politicians have ruined our country.
00:07A scientist cut both the wings of a fly and asked it to fly.
00:11The fly didn't fly.
00:12The scientist wrote that if you cut both the wings of a fly, it can't hear.
00:21No one asks the reason for living.
00:23They say no one asks the reason for living, but after death everyone asks.
00:26Oh, how did he die?
00:31Once there were six mosquitoes in his house.
00:34His wife screamed.
00:35The helicopter came.
00:40I have a flower in my hand.
00:42Is there a problem?
00:43I have a flower in my hand.
00:44Is there a problem?
00:45I have a flower in my hand.
00:46Is there a problem?
00:47Is there a problem if I marry you after Eid?
00:50Is there a problem if I marry you after Eid?
00:54If a boy says that girls look like poison to him, it means that he belongs to a fresh society.
01:04If you are talking about biscuits, I would like to make a request to biscuit companies.
01:10Please mention how many times biscuits can be dipped in tea.
01:21I have seen some elders.
01:22When they are not able to explain their point properly, they say that this is not your age.
01:26This is my experience.
01:32They say that the whole world is unfaithful.
01:34Why is the whole world unfaithful?
01:36Why is the class not unfaithful?
01:42What happens in our country is not happening anywhere in the world.
01:45The world has reached the moon.
01:46It is a big deal if a person from our country comes back home.
01:54I swear on no one.
01:56I swear on no one.
01:57I swear on no one.
01:58I swear on no one.
01:59I swear on no one.
02:00Shoot love.
02:02Let's have breakfast.
02:03Let's have breakfast.
02:21Only a woman can make a man a millionaire.
02:24But the condition is that he should be a millionaire first.
02:26I swear on no one.
02:28I swear on no one.
02:29I swear on no one.
02:30Two mosquitoes were talking to each other during Ramadan.
02:33They said that whoever sucks blood in Ramadan, he tastes like Roofza.
02:42You are being cheated in love.
02:43The boy cheated his girlfriend.
02:45The girl cheated her boyfriend in the style of poetry.
02:48Your Facebook should be hacked.
02:50Your password should be stolen.
02:51Your Facebook should be hacked.
02:53Your password should be stolen.
02:55Your Facebook should be hacked.
02:57Your password should be stolen.
02:58Your card should be stuck in the ATM.
03:00And it should be written, sorry.
03:06First of all, I would like to dedicate a poem to both of them.
03:08I am saying this from the bottom of my heart.
03:09Pille and Bilal's 2p2 for you.
03:112p2?
03:12I can call you the moon, but there is a stain in it.
03:15I can call you the moon, but there is a stain in it.
03:17I can call you the moon, but there is a stain in it.
03:20I can call you the sun, but there is a fire in it.
03:23I can call you a monkey, but there is a brain in it.
03:30You see, a teacher was teaching children to beg.
03:32I said, sir, you are a teacher and you are teaching children to beg?
03:35What is that teacher saying?
03:36He is saying, maybe one of these children will grow up and become a politician.
03:44I remembered this from the husband and wife.
03:45The husband and wife went to the doctor.
03:47But what did the doctor do?
03:48He took out the thermometer and put it in his mouth in front of his husband.
03:50And told him, now you have to stay quiet.
03:52His wife was quiet.
03:53He took out the thermometer and his husband asked him, tell me one thing.
03:56How much does this machine cost?
04:01You guys will make a mistake.
04:02In today's time, when a girl calls her friend and says, listen, I need Rs. 20,000.
04:07The boy says, send me your phone number.
04:08I will transfer it right now.
04:09And when we call our friend and say, I need Rs. 20,000.
04:13He says, keep the phone.
04:14I am here for you.
04:16In foreign countries, when you wake up, you hear, have a nice day.
04:19Good morning.
04:20Have a lovely day.
04:21And in our country, when you wake up, you hear, fix the juicer grinder.
04:25Fix the roller.
04:32Now you see, the girl said to her mother, mother, I am going into depression.
04:35Mother said, okay, son, come home before 7 in the evening.
04:39His house is so small that when he takes a bath and goes out, he bumps into the wall.
04:47The situation in Pakistan, I am telling you, if Quaid-e-Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah was alive right now,
04:52he would also have left for Italy.
04:58I say, knowledge is a very big wealth.
05:00If you don't believe it, then you can't believe it.
05:02If you don't believe it, then you can't believe it.
05:04I say, knowledge is a very big wealth.
05:07If you don't believe it, then ask the owners of the schools.
05:14Oh, he is doing this to his wife.
05:16Look, wife, I don't want to give you a chance to fight.
05:18Listen to his wife.
05:19I don't want to give you a chance.
05:25I saw this in the match.
05:26This leg impact, which is standing like this.
05:28Hold the ball and give it.
05:29Look, wife stopped the taxi driver.
05:34He asked the taxi driver, how much money will you take to go to the airport?
05:38He said, 450.
05:39He said, if my husband goes along, he said, I will take only 450.
05:42The wife was staring at the husband.
05:44She said, you don't even have a penny worth.
05:50My message is that prayer, always pray to a married man,
05:55because the complaint of the oppressed goes to the Ashram.
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