Most amazing funny poetry
Most amazing comady and funniest poetry for enjoy and entertainment just for fun
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00:00I would never have given you so many pizzas
00:06Otherwise I would have eaten them
00:11Daily shopping, makeup, going to the hotel
00:15I would never have fulfilled the requirements of love
00:23Daily shopping, makeup, going to the hotel
00:26I would never have fulfilled the requirements of love
00:30Every beautiful woman has a friendship with him
00:34This is the only illness he has
00:38Every beautiful woman has a friendship with him
00:41This is the only illness he has
00:44And yet he fell in love for the seventh time
00:47He is restless
00:50And yet he fell in love for the seventh time
00:53And yet he fell in love for the seventh time
00:56You are understanding, Maulana Sahib
00:59He is restless
01:02And yet he has a friendship with him
01:05One is mine and the other is yours
01:14He has a friendship with him
01:17Every beautiful woman has a friendship with him
01:20One is mine and the other is yours
01:23Here everything is easy
01:26Like in sports, it is difficult to be a little tough
01:35I salute your love and your taste
01:38Here everything is easy
01:41Like in sports, it is difficult to be a little tough
01:45And Brides, you are aware of this secret
01:48You are aware of this secret
01:51And you are surprised
02:02You are aware of this secret
02:05You are aware of this secret
02:08And you are surprised
02:11And my nation is on the verge of defeat
02:14Everywhere the shrine of god is set in vogue
02:19And nothing other than dramas is included in the drama
02:24this only, the mother in law being the father-in-law of her sister-in-law
02:32And after marriage I say repenting to my dear
02:37After marriage I say repenting to my dear
02:40Oh Yunus Pra zasra
03:14or panch sala ch panchi bache ne, hor kani wafa kare koi.
03:34Panch sala ch panchi bache ne, hor kani wafa kare koi.
03:41Kaunsi baat jo shohar ne na maani uski.
03:45Khainch rakhti hai usse phir bhi zanaani uski.
03:51Aur mai to iss waaste usse bhi free hota hu.
03:56Yuhi bekaar hi guzre na jawani uski.
04:03Aur I love you tere kehne pe mai keh du usko.
04:07Aur gaaliyan dete hua dekhi hai rawani uski.
04:15Iss se pehle ke bewafa ho jaye.
04:19Aau hai dost hamdafa ho jaye.
04:23Aur jis saheli ka ham se zikr kare.
04:27Us saheli pe ham fidaa ho jaye.
04:36Aur jis saheli ka ham se zikr kare.
04:40Us saheli pe ham fidaa ho jaye.
04:44Aime na iti hat pe maliye.
04:47Aaja maliye yorab chaliye.
04:52Aime na iti hat pe maliye.
04:54Aaja maliye yorab chaliye.
04:56Bijli sari muki payiye.
04:58Gas bhi ithe ruki payiye.
05:00Darna jaan bhi suki payiye.
05:03Itho taahun hiliye juliye.
05:05Aaja maliye yorab chaliye.
05:08Aur naath naath jaan da maa mai kothe.
05:10Begum de haath aa gaye sote.
05:13Naath naath jaan da maa mai kothe.
05:15Begum de haath aa gaye sote.
05:17Har duje de ne ho kehndi kapde nahi tu change tote.
05:26Inna kamaa ton ton taliye.
05:28Aaja maliye yorab chaliye.
05:32Deewar...
05:33Azhar Faraq sahab se majabat ke sahab.
05:35Azhar bhai.
05:37Bismillah, bismillah.
05:38Ke deeware choti hoti thi, lekin parda hota tha.
05:41Kya kehne, wow, wow, wow.
05:43Burger ki ejaad se pehle desi murga hota tha.
05:46Kya kehne, wow, wow, wow.
05:48Aur bhale zamane the jab begum baato mein a jaati thi.
05:52Haan, haan, haan.
05:53Shopping, whooping, hotel, chotel ka kap kharsa hota tha.
05:57Haan, haan, haan.
05:58Aur cultural shher dekhiye.
06:00Ke dhoti thi aur dhoti ko the halki si basgira lagate.
06:05Naale ki dare aap se pehle sirf bharosa hota tha.
06:10Kya kehne, wow, wow, wow.
06:14Yaar kya kehne Ahmed bhai, wow, wow, wow.
06:16Subhanallah, subhanallah.
06:19Subhanallah, kya acha se hai.
06:20Wow, wow, wow.
06:23Fir badhi hai Ahmed bhai, wow, wow, wow.
06:26Kya kehne.
06:27Sirf bharosa hota tha.
06:30Haan, haan, haan.
06:32Haan, haan, haan.
06:33Haan, haan, haan.
06:34Haan, haan, haan.
06:35Haan, haan, haan.
06:36Dhoti thi aur dhoti ko the halki si basgira lagate.
06:41Naale ki dare aap se pehle sirf bharosa hota tha.
06:46Kya kehne, kya kehne.
06:48Saare din di chikh chikh fikh fikh mere palle paa din diye.
06:53Saare din di chikh chikh fikh fikh mere palle paa din diye.
07:27Bal Faisal Abad to Lahore ate hui safayed ho gaye, shadi nahin karkur lange, jee lange
07:37kuch marmur lange, jee ho thoda ukhi hoi, pyaar ho de ve baad burlange, hor ho de te
07:48jee gussa aaya, apnei moote taar turr lange, hor begum jee nu khush rakhan lai, saare
07:59ko bhi taar turr lange, hor soni wango taar nahi sakde, chhapar nala taar turr lange,
08:09vekh ke minnu has na jaave, nagan wango das na jaave, thoda yakh matakka changa, puri puri bas na jaave
08:22puri puri bas na jaave, chaat na jaave,
08:28aur tere age baike peeti, chaa mukhi par chaas na jaave,
08:35itta chota cup de dita, chaa de andar ras na jaave, aur make up karke meldi rahi tu,
08:44vekh hi aashak naas na jaave, aur rir khid ke hi jaana pehnda, ishq gali vich baas na jaave,
08:54aakhar pe ghazal aur phir ajazat, theek hai wohi suna di,
09:00aapne saath badhna hai, aakh vich mitti paay jaao, paay jaao,
09:07mulk nu rar mil, khaay jaao, lasi seth li changi shaay,
09:13doodh vich paani, khaay jaao, paay jaao, aur do tin baal te ser te reh gaye,
09:20phir bhi kangi, paay jaao, paay jaao, aur university badhne jaana,
09:28do do kente, naay jaao, naay jaao, aur dil de buhe kuriyan nahi ne,
09:36ek ek karke, naay jaao, naay jaao,
09:40bahut shukriya aapki muhabbaton ka, bahut namaz hai, janaab bahut shukriya
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