Danger Mouse - 25. Gefährliche Zeitreise
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00:00He's the greatest, he's fantastic, wherever there is danger he'll be there, Danger Mouse,
00:14amazing, Danger Mouse, astounding, Danger Mouse.
00:31After a relaxing weekend in the Alps, Danger Mouse and his stupid assistant Lübcke are on their way home.
00:38The white miracle has set a new record in the blindfolded eye of the Matterhorn.
00:45Suddenly, the videophone kicks in.
00:48Ah, Danger Mouse, there you are.
00:50Yes, Colonel, what's up?
00:51There are signs that someone is trying to steal the crown jewels.
00:55What kind of signs, sir?
00:56Strange noises coming from the tower.
00:59It could also be a clogged pipe.
01:01I'm on my way, Colonel.
01:03Over and out.
01:04Radieschen.
01:05Over and out.
01:06Oh no, stop!
01:07That was my code name.
01:10Okay, Lübcke, hold on.
01:18I'll bring us right in, Lübcke.
01:27Didn't you have breakfast this morning, Lübcke?
01:30That's not me, Colonel.
01:32That's coming from down there.
01:34Possibly the jewel thieves.
01:38Look, there's a door.
01:40We'll use the moment of surprise.
01:42On three, Lübcke.
01:43Three.
01:44Game over.
01:45Hands up.
01:47It must mean, hands up, Danger Mouse.
01:50Yes, yes, calm down, Lübcke.
01:52Very funny.
01:53Aha, behind the door.
01:55Come on, hands up.
01:56Don't forget the tool.
02:00If that's the case, we'll get in.
02:12Nobody here.
02:13No one.
02:15If it doesn't work the first time, then...
02:17Give up.
02:18Oh no, that's not an attitude, Lübcke.
02:22Oh, my goodness.
02:25Are you okay, boss?
02:27You're as white as the wall.
02:30In case you haven't noticed, I am white.
02:34Now what?
02:35I just thought I saw something.
02:37Well...
02:38Yes?
02:39Cleopatra bathing in the Nile.
02:41Well, yes.
02:42After all, you lifted the mattress on your head.
02:45I guess my eyes were just playing a stupid trick on me.
02:48I'll look again.
02:50Please.
02:51No sign of Cleopatra.
02:53But the Nile is still there.
02:55And crocodiles are swimming in it.
02:57Oh, crud.
02:58Lübcke, I don't think this is a watch,
03:01but a time machine.
03:04But Danger Mouse...
03:05Yes, please?
03:06I always thought watches were time machines, too.
03:09They are.
03:10But I don't mean this kind of time machine, Lübcke.
03:13I mean a time travel machine.
03:16Oh, one like that from that novel?
03:18Which one?
03:19I forgot the title.
03:20Typical.
03:21So, Danger Mouse, what are we going to do now?
03:22We have to find out where we are.
03:24Did you forget?
03:25We're in a watch.
03:26A watch that you travel through time with.
03:28Come on.
03:31Crumbly.
03:32Looks like we're going to Stonehenge.
03:34You're right, Lübcke.
03:35This is an opportunity to check the common theories about it.
03:38Incredible.
03:39I'd rather take my legs in my hands.
03:41Lübcke, no one can kill us together.
03:44Oh, no.
03:45Then it must be a gigantic cone bath.
03:47What was that?
03:49Oh, dear.
03:50Oh, dear.
03:51Holy straw.
03:52That's... that's cricket.
03:54And you call that cricket?
03:55Yes, the ball wasn't in the game at all.
03:57Absolute nonsense.
03:58You were the only one to choose.
03:59No, I wasn't at all.
04:00You're crazy.
04:01Yes, you were.
04:02Then please, if you don't want it any other way, this is my ball.
04:04Then I'll go.
04:05That's enough.
04:06If you don't get out, you're out now.
04:09Ouch.
04:11So, to be honest, Kluck,
04:13I think your behavior for a caveman is quite unfair.
04:16You think so?
04:17And how does that taste?
04:19Let's go, Lübcke.
04:20This is not a place for us.
04:22In your opinion.
04:23That was the beginning of the cricket season.
04:33Oh, ouch.
04:35Crumbled.
04:36Are you all right, Lübcke?
04:37Yes, except that my eyebrows are slipping under my eyes.
04:40I'll be right there.
04:41I have to reverse the mechanism,
04:43otherwise we'll get stuck in the clock.
04:45Hey.
04:49We did it, Lübcke.
04:51We'll be home soon.
04:52Wonderful.
04:53Hopefully we'll arrive yesterday.
04:55There was rice pudding.
04:56But I'm not getting up today.
04:57Then I'll give you the right to leave.
04:59Come on.
05:01Well, well.
05:03Someone has stolen our carpet floor, boss.
05:05No, Lübcke.
05:06This is not our apartment.
05:08I think we...
05:11Good day.
05:13With whom do I have the pleasure?
05:15I am the King of the Pirates.
05:19Up, up.
05:23Shut up, you idiots.
05:25And now to you.
05:27Should I send you over the plank right away
05:29or do you want to taste my duck leg first?
05:32Oh, so I would be hungry now
05:34and I would like the duck leg with red wine and dumplings.
05:37He didn't say duck leg, did he?
05:40I don't think so, Lübcke.
05:42You will go over the plank
05:44because I want it that way.
05:46I am the King of the Pirates.
05:49He is, he is my king.
05:51Shut up, I said, you dogs.
05:54I'll never let pirates send me away from the acting school again.
05:58Now get out of here, men.
06:06Well done, Lübcke.
06:08I hardly believe that this clock is waterproof
06:10and the warranty will also be expired.
06:12My patience is also over.
06:14Believe me.
06:15Lübcke?
06:16Yes, boss.
06:17Let's get out of here.
06:21Thank God, the door was open, Lübcke.
06:23Why thank God?
06:24If it had been closed, the machine would have moved on without us.
06:26I see.
06:28But now we are on our way back to the present
06:31and if I'm not mistaken, we should be there now.
06:34Wait, I'll check.
06:38Holy mouse, I was wrong.
06:42We are in the future.
06:44But whatever.
06:45Good day, good day, good day.
06:47Oh, good day.
06:48What now, what now, what now?
06:51That's my problem.
06:52I don't know.
06:53Could I see your ID, please?
06:56My ID?
06:57Well, I...
06:58All IDs must be shown
07:01when Hamsterbakke the First,
07:03our excellent ruler, moves through the city.
07:06Hamsterbakke the First?
07:08Oh, I'm a security guard.
07:10You don't look like a security guard.
07:13I do, I do. I work undercover.
07:15Under this mouse costume, I'm a police officer.
07:18I think you'll get along better with me, young friend.
07:22Oh!
07:26Ah!
07:28That can't be true.
07:36No, no, that's impossible.
07:39What did you see?
07:41Hm?
07:42Oh, nothing, nothing, Lübcke.
07:44We're still not at the finish line.
07:46I'll try again.
07:52Cross your fingers, Lübcke.
07:54Do you think that will help?
07:55It can't hurt either.
08:00There, look!
08:01We finally made it, Lübcke.
08:03Don't close the door, Lübcke.
08:05You're so clumsy.
08:06Clumsy Lübcke.
08:09And there she disappeared, Körner.
08:12Forever lost, right?
08:13Well, yes.
08:14Until someone or something opens the door again.
08:17Yes, I wonder who could have lost this machine.
08:20I mean, when they found it.
08:22I'm afraid we won't know too much about him, sir.
08:24Except...
08:25Except what?
08:26The charming mouse.
08:27He must have had an assistant like Lübcke.
08:30Why?
08:31Oh, yes, of course.
08:33You take it with humor.
08:36Yes, yes, typical.
08:37It's my fault again.
08:38Maybe it was my fault that the door was closed,
08:40just because I'm the smallest.
08:41That's not fair.
08:42One day I'll be big and mighty,
08:44then they'll be sorry.
08:45Lübcke!
08:46What?
08:47Idiot!
08:48And so ends another adventure of Benjamin Mouse
08:51and his loyal, well-fed assistant Lübcke.
08:54And guys, I know what I'm talking about.
08:56I would like to create a series myself,
08:59but will they give me a chance?
09:00No, not me.
09:02All day long I sit in a dark, tight speaker box.
09:06Nobody knows me.
09:07Nobody knows what I look like.
09:09Have I ever announced a symphony concert?
09:12Or a Take That concert?
09:15No, only Danger Mouse.
09:17And that wasn't the last episode.
09:20Lübckes of all countries, unite!
09:22Please don't fade out.
09:23I'm not done yet.
09:24You have nothing to lose except...
09:32He's terrific.
09:33He's magnificent.
09:35He's the greatest secret agent in the world.
09:38Danger Mouse.
09:39Powerhouse.
09:41He's the fastest.
09:42He's the greatest.
09:43He's the best.
09:45Danger Mouse.
09:48Danger Mouse.
09:51Danger Mouse.