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00:00He's the greatest, he's fantastic, wherever there is danger, he'll be there.
00:10Danger Mouse, amazing Danger Mouse, astounding Danger Mouse.
00:30From Shoreditch to Shooters Hill, from Shaftesbury Street to Shepherd's Bush, people are frightened by shameful, hideous shadows.
00:37Who can stop these hideous shadows?
00:39The cry for superheroes is heard.
00:41Quick, call Danger Mouse!
00:43Listen, Danger Mouse, we haven't seen a ray of sunshine for six days, and it's getting worse by the second.
00:49The day laborers don't want to go to work anymore, and at Herod's the nightgowns are sold out.
00:54Oh, my goodness.
00:55Find out quickly what's going on.
00:57Are there any findings from the headquarters?
01:00The space surveillance has found something of a black hole.
01:04And of negatively charged particles, antimatter or something like that.
01:07So, Danger Mouse, if you don't get the matter under control as quickly as possible, we'll face an ultimate disaster.
01:13Do you mean the end of the world, sir?
01:16Much worse than that, Danger Mouse. Try playing golf in the dark.
01:20Good disaster, Furtz. We'll get to work right away. Over and out.
01:25I'm counting on you.
01:26Lübcke?
01:27Yes, please, Danger Mouse.
01:29I have to save the world again, and I can't do it without you.
01:33Why not, boss?
01:35Because it's in the script.
01:37There you see, page four, in the middle.
01:40See? And now you come.
01:42Oh, you crumb.
01:50I don't like this, Lübcke.
01:52Something's swallowing the sunbeams. It's like we're being flooded with darkness.
01:57And that doesn't make sense.
01:59Oh, none of our adventures make sense.
02:02Well, that really doesn't matter, Lübcke.
02:05We have to find the cause of this permanent darkness.
02:08Yes, it's getting worse. I can't even see my hand in front of my eyes anymore.
02:12Because you have your hand in front of my eyes, Lübcke.
02:15See? There in front of us.
02:18It looks like a huge funnel.
02:21See? That's where the darkness comes out.
02:24Which floods the earth.
02:26What a strange funnel, Danger Mouse.
02:28There, on the side is an entrance.
02:30Well recognized.
02:31Right at this point we will slip in.
02:34Good crumb.
02:35If only I had held my big flap.
02:52Boss, it's a little creepy in here.
02:56You're right. It's very strange.
02:59Look at this.
03:01The crumb used the word antimatter.
03:04But this is more like anti-logic.
03:07Everything here is, um ...
03:09The other way around.
03:10Exactly.
03:11And that brings me to something.
03:14We could be dealing with an ancient enemy of mankind here.
03:18Well, I have no idea.
03:20But we could ask this guy with the three eyes.
03:23With three eyes?
03:25Oh boy, that could go in the eye.
03:27Ah, that's him.
03:29Go, run away.
03:32Stuck again.
03:34You will not escape me.
03:36Here you can only walk in a circle.
03:38Boss, who was that?
03:41Who are we running from?
03:43That was the gremlin, Lübcke.
03:46The gremlin? I think he's in Russia.
03:49Oh, Lübcke, that's the gremlin.
03:52The gremlin is the embodiment of illogic.
03:55Good crumb.
03:56What does that mean?
03:58It means that he turns order into chaos.
04:01Do you understand? And sense into nonsense.
04:03Oh, we have that every day.
04:05Stuck again.
04:06What kind of two idiots have I caught?
04:09What?
04:10Oh dear.
04:11Yes, you are completely right about that, gremlin.
04:13You are completely right, boss.
04:15Listen, gremlin.
04:17I am the cat of the velvet.
04:19And this is my personal disturbance, Fried.
04:21Eckbühl.
04:23And, uh, just a moment.
04:25Think about it.
04:28You get everything completely mixed up.
04:30Look.
04:32Be an idiot and open your mouth.
04:37That's not going well, Lübcke. We should run away.
04:39Come on.
04:43Stuck again.
04:44You are funny.
04:45You went in the wrong direction.
04:47What?
04:48Pardon?
04:49He means that we do the opposite of what we want.
04:51Oh, now I finally understand.
04:54And he is the one who brings us to this.
04:56Well, good.
04:57From now on, if you want to say something, say exactly the opposite.
05:02Oh, I understand what you mean, boss.
05:05I am a natural idiot.
05:08What do you notice, Lübcke?
05:10Oh, I understand. You understand.
05:13Say, Eckbühl.
05:15Is everything completely foggy?
05:22That's bad.
05:24Very bad.
05:26And I suggest we stay here with him.
05:41Very good.
05:43Come on, Lübcke.
05:45I'm supposed to go over the rope?
05:47I won't set foot on it.
05:49Are you afraid of heights?
05:51No, I'm not afraid of heights.
05:53No?
05:54It's the landing I'm afraid of.
05:56Now come on, Lübcke. Follow me.
05:59Oh, you good-natured crumb.
06:01Oh, I...
06:02Oh, I...
06:03Oh, I...
06:04Oh, I...
06:05Oh, I...
06:06Oh, I...
06:07Oh, I...
06:08Oh, I...
06:10Be careful!
06:12Don't shake the rope!
06:14Because I...
06:15Because I...
06:16Because I...
06:17Because I...
06:18Because I...
06:19Because I...
06:20Because I...
06:21Because I...
06:24Help, help, help!
06:31Where is the weightlessness?
06:34Ah, the control center.
06:36I can finish this nonsense in there.
06:39Danger Mouse! Oh, Danger Mouse!
06:41Why did you leave me?
06:45Who closed this door?
06:47Lübcke, I did it!
06:49I turned off the machine. Everything is fine!
06:52Oh, did you really say everything is fine, boss?
06:57Danger Mouse!
06:59Don't talk to him!
07:01Help me!
07:02So you wanted to take over the world by doing everything the other way around. Am I right?
07:07Exactly, that's what I was going to do.
07:09Oh, so you agree with me?
07:11Yes.
07:12I know from hearing that gremlins always disagree.
07:15They do that too.
07:16Well, you already agreed with me again.
07:19No, they don't.
07:21They don't always disagree with people?
07:23Yes, yes.
07:24What do you mean now? Yes, yes or yes, no?
07:28Yes, I mean no.
07:30I, I, I mean no. I mean no.
07:33Oh, so you agree with me again.
07:35No, I don't. Yes, I do. No, I do not.
07:39So, it was like this.
07:42When you said I agree with you, I agreed with you because you said I didn't agree with you.
07:47So I agreed with you because I didn't agree with you.
07:50When I agree with you, it's just because I don't agree with you.
07:53I mean, no, when I say yes, because I mean yes. When I say no.
07:57And not yes, I mean no, I mean yes, no.
08:00I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean!
08:04Hurray, good old DM!
08:09Grimm, DM, what's going on?
08:13Because the Gremling has disappeared, everything is normal again.
08:16We are fearless, there is no atmosphere here.
08:19An atmosphere!
08:21Quick, back to the space car!
08:25Whee, whee!
08:35And then he disappeared, like blown away.
08:38Remarkable! When I was about 14 years old, I always blew away blooms.
08:43No, Colonel, he means that he blew away the Gremling.
08:47I blew away and he was blown away.
08:50Don't we want to start over?
08:53Colonel, you can never get enough trouble.
08:55All right, let's start over.
08:57London, a city sinking in the darkness.
09:00From Shoreditch to Shooters Hill, from...
09:02Excuse me, hello?
09:04What do you mean?
09:06What's that supposed to mean?
09:08The Colonel said he wants to start over.
09:10I know there are other adventures.
09:13Yes, no, no, I mean yes, yes, no, no, not no, I mean no.
09:22No, no, I mean yes, I don't know.
09:25No, I don't mean no, I mean I don't know, I don't know.
09:29I don't know, who knows anything in this country?
09:33I don't know, no.
09:35No, he's terrific, he's magnificent.
09:39He's the greatest secret agent in the world.
09:42Danger Mouse, Powerhouse.
09:45He's the fastest, he's the greatest, he's the best.
09:49Danger Mouse, Danger Mouse, Danger Mouse.