ALF im Märchenland - 01. Robin Hood
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00:00We present...
00:02Alf in the Fairy Tale Land!
00:04Full of adventure!
00:10Romantic!
00:14With a lot of fun!
00:30And a lot of excitement!
00:42Oh, hello!
00:44Today we take you to England.
00:46Back in a time when men were still men and women had nothing against it.
00:50Could have been at any time.
00:52But our story takes place in the Middle Ages.
00:56Here you see the costume of the noble robber from the forest of Sherwood.
01:01Robin Hood.
01:03Robin Hood was brave, gallant, free-spirited and above all very popular with the ladies.
01:09The ideal role for me.
01:11While I change, you can watch the prequel here.
01:14Please stop filming.
01:21The Alfalfo News
01:26In England it goes on and on.
01:28King Richard is on a journey and works for his new castle.
01:32How do I become a really nice king?
01:40Meanwhile, his evil brother Prince John has taken over the power in England.
01:45His benefactor, the nasty Sheriff of Nottingham,
01:48forces the farmers to withdraw all their money
01:51and their electric kitchen appliances.
01:55In addition, he holds the niece of the king,
01:58the lovely maid Marion,
02:00captive in the castle of Nottingham.
02:11Robin Hood makes up for this terrible injustice.
02:14Because he takes the money from the rich and gives it back to the poor.
02:18A group of failed rock musicians supports him.
02:25And especially his old companion, Brother Tuck.
02:28Hey, Tuck! Hey, brother!
02:30Do you know the way to Grandmother's house?
02:33Rick, what are you up to?
02:37I'm the Little Red Riding Hood.
02:40The Little Red? No, today it's Robin Hood's turn.
02:44Well, then I'm the Little Red Robin Hood.
02:47Robin Hood is neither small nor red, Rick.
02:50He's just Robin Hood.
02:53Oh, so that's how it is.
02:56Well, then put on your monk's coat.
02:59All right.
03:01Let's continue with our story.
03:03But what is a monk?
03:05A child of a monk.
03:11Now watch as Robin and his companions
03:14spend a normal day in the Sherwood forest.
03:23I...
03:25will...
03:27Stop that medieval sound.
03:30Play something that really works.
03:32But Robin, you know that Prince John has forbidden such music.
03:40That's the best saxophone I've ever heard in this forest.
03:53He's too good for our band.
03:56Only if he's as brave as he plays.
04:02Forgive me, stranger, and tell me,
04:05can you handle the staff just as well as your saxophone?
04:09What is a staff?
04:12Oh, you mean you can fight with the stick?
04:16The Hound of the Forest.
04:19The Hound of the Forest?
04:22How do you say it in the crusades?
04:25Get him!
04:44On to the second round.
04:53If you win, three out of five rounds will go to you.
05:01Or four out of seven.
05:08That means 16 out of...
05:22I'll try the clarinet next time.
05:26I'm going to tell our new recruit, Little John,
05:29the secret of our secrecy.
05:32Little John, you vow to plunder the rich
05:36and give it to the poor,
05:38to help those in need,
05:40to fight the powerful,
05:42and to run through the forest in underpants
05:45and shout things like,
05:47Who's there?
05:49Welcome to our brotherhood.
05:55Master Robin, Prince John is coming through our forest.
05:59He's got the Sherald of Nottingham
06:01and the entire royal guard.
06:07A gift from heaven.
06:09The prince must have the gold of the farmers with him.
06:12Without gold, he'll never leave the house.
06:14We'll take the talers from him
06:17Yeah!
06:19Are you ready, Little John?
06:21Yeah, sure.
06:23And you, Scarlet?
06:25My sword is at your service again.
06:28Alan A. Dale.
06:30Here, I fight for freedom and justice.
06:35And Brother Tuck?
06:37Grandmother, what kind of big ears do you have?
06:42Does one of you fit into a monk's coat of arms size 7?
07:01Money!
07:03Money, money, money!
07:05Wonderful, wonderful coins!
07:08Mr. Riff, can you guess what I'm about to do with them?
07:11Unfortunately, no, Prince John, you fool.
07:13I will hide in the coins like in a delicious bath.
07:17You are the purest financial genius, you wimp.
07:26What's that?
07:28That's the forbidden music.
07:30And where there's forbidden music,
07:32Robin Hood and his gang can't be far.
07:35Robin Hood?
07:37Hide me!
07:38Calm down, little one.
07:40Robin Hood would never attack a heavily armed royal escort.
07:44That's for sure.
07:46Or am I wrong about that?
07:49Listen, what do you lack to trample through the forest like that?
07:52You come with us, Robin Hood.
07:56I would like to accompany you, Sheriff.
07:58But I have promised my people a great fight for a long time.
08:02You can have it.
08:05Grab him!
08:07Go!
08:35Go!
09:05Let me go!
09:07I said, grab him!
09:10Robin Hood, him!
09:19Grab him!
09:35Grab him!
10:06Grab him!
10:17Let's go, little prince.
10:19Come with me.
10:21What does he want?
10:23He doesn't want to rob me of my savings.
10:35Hooray! Hooray!
10:39Prince John, we thank you for your generous donation.
10:43Hooray! Hooray!
10:46My money! My money! My money!
10:50Everything is gone! Everything is gone!
10:53I hate that Robin Hood like the Black plague.
10:55With the hat and the feather, the yellow leather galoshes
10:58and the idiotic grin with which he runs through the forest.
11:01I hate him!
11:04I hate him!
11:09But I have developed the perfect plan
11:11how we can lure Robin Hood into the trap
11:14and get him into our power.
11:17Well, great, great, great.
11:19And what is your perfect plan?
11:21Well, first of all...
11:23Oh, young Vermarion,
11:26the charming muzzle of our absent King Richard.
11:30Good and gracious Sheriff,
11:32didn't you say you had a plan to catch Robin Hood?
11:35That's right, my lady.
11:37No!
11:40The plan, the plan.
11:43But Marion,
11:45does that mean you have feelings for this bandit?
11:50Oh, no. What? He's a criminal.
11:53I'll kill Robin Hood.
11:55Good, because if the woman
11:57whom I intend to marry should love Robin Hood,
12:01it would be the most disgraceful.
12:04I should love this brave, glorious image of a man?
12:10And after all the precious gifts you gave me,
12:13the 24-hour watch at my door,
12:16the water well around my bed,
12:18the surveillance cameras in every corridor,
12:20you are too generous?
12:22Oh, dear child,
12:24then wait until Christmas.
12:26What about your plan now?
12:29What kind of plan do you have, Sheriff?
12:32Prince John will hold a royal archery competition
12:36which will take place here at the castle.
12:39Of course, Robin Hood will come,
12:42and then we'll have him.
12:49Would you excuse me?
12:51I have to use my toothpick.
12:53Selma, you have to help me.
12:55I would like you to give Robin Hood
12:57a very important message.
12:59And what is the message?
13:01The message is
13:03the archery competition is a trap.
13:05Do you understand?
13:06Oh, yes, my lady.
13:12I have a message for Robin Hood.
13:16Yes, which one?
13:19The mountain of beds in Vogengießen is almost empty.
13:25Yes.
13:33I have an important message for Robin Hood.
13:36The pillow fight on the open sea
13:41is not lost yet.
13:47Okay, here's the money for the taxes.
13:50And now go with my blessing.
13:53Are you Robin Hood?
13:55That depends on it.
13:57I have a message for you from the young lady Marion.
14:00The message is
14:04if the collar is not reinforced,
14:06I would like to have my shirts
14:09folded.
14:11Little John, please give me the dictionary
14:14for the secret language of the powerless.
14:18If the collar is not reinforced,
14:20I would like to have my shirts folded.
14:22That means
14:24the archery competition is a trap.
14:26You can not go there.
14:28Otherwise you jump right into the trap.
14:30There is no trap
14:32that is good enough for Robin Hood.
14:34I once saw a big iron trap
14:36with huge sharp teeth
14:38that grabs just over the foot.
14:40Something like that.
14:42I can not imagine that he has one.
14:44If we can not hold you back, Robin,
14:47then we will accompany you.
14:50Very well, friends.
14:52With your help, I will win the competition
14:54and tell the Sheriff of Nottingham
14:57that it is the lovely young lady Marion
14:59from her sweet little socks.
15:01So let's get started.
15:04Wait a minute.
15:05We have to dress up,
15:07otherwise everyone will recognize us.
15:09You're right.
15:10I put on my big pumpkin head.
15:12But you can always put on the pumpkin head.
15:15I want to wear it, too.
15:17Guys.
15:18It's my pumpkin head, too.
15:20No, it's not.
15:22These are the warriors of justice.
15:28Crocs!
15:29Get your frozen crocs from me.
15:32Here are frozen crocs.
15:46Stop!
16:01Huh?
16:03I read the participants of today's competition.
16:06Count Sharp of Schlaf.
16:10Sir Snob to Mob.
16:15Reiner.
16:18Hobby Blood.
16:21A good costume should not be reused.
16:29The first round is open.
16:42Yeah!
16:44Excuse me.
16:47I now open the second round.
16:53Stop playing around!
16:56Ah!
17:12Now there are only two shots left.
17:14I now want to open the last round.
17:26Ah!
17:29Yeah!
17:38No problemo.
17:44Oh!
17:52Ah!
17:55Yeah!
18:15Well, it looks like we have a winner.
18:18So, Mr. Hobby Blood.
18:21Where are you from?
18:23I am from an area where justice still prevails.
18:27I mean the forest of Sherwood.
18:30The home of Robin Hood.
18:33You fell right into my trap.
18:35When you look around, you see hundreds of my skilled guard soldiers.
18:40I really don't want to get into your skin now.
18:43You are in a hurry.
18:45Because I brought two of my best men with me.
18:48The cool guy and the pumpkin head.
18:51Together we will free the charming maid Marion.
18:55That is, if she even wants to.
19:00Hello.
19:01Nice. The wedding is falling flat.
19:04Grab her!
19:21This music is strictly forbidden.
19:27Wait!
19:28You must stop!
19:34Stop!
19:39Stop!
19:40Stop right now!
19:44Stop!
19:45Stop!
19:46Stop!
19:47Stop!
19:48Stop!
19:49Stop!
19:50Stop!
19:59I knew the Yat-Zi would do that.
20:21Oh no!
20:24What do you want, you freaks?
20:26Why does the wolf look exactly like my grandmother?
20:33What's the matter, Prince John?
20:35Can't you recognize your own brother?
20:38The king!
20:39Yes, it's the king.
20:41Elvis?
20:42Who?
20:43Elvis?
20:44Who?
20:45The king!
20:46Yes, it's the king.
20:47Elvis?
20:48Who?
20:49Who?
20:52King Richard. Your Majesty.
21:04What did you do to my throne?
21:06Oh, that's a coincidence. Is that your throne?
21:11Make yourself comfortable, Dick... uh, Rich... uh, your highness.
21:19Long live the king!
21:21Long live the king!
21:24Oh, it's so nice to see you again, your majesty.
21:27Can I offer you something? A soft drink, a refreshing cloth, twenty coins?
21:32Shut up!
21:33Shut up!
21:34You tried to kick me out of the throne, and I don't like that at all.
21:39I condemn you both for watching a quiz show on TV every day.
21:44Get rid of them!
21:45No!
21:49No, your majesty!
21:52No!
21:53No!
21:54No!
21:57Now I really want to know who turned down the cool Greliats music for my reception.
22:02That was me, Robin Hood, and my field, forest, and meadow jazzers.
22:07Then come here and kneel down, Robin Hood.
22:13I slap you to the knight Robin Compote, the king of swing.
22:20Thank you, your majesty.
22:25Sir Robin, you are to play with your band at the biggest parties in the dining hall of Nottingham.
22:31For the first time at your own wedding, with my groom, the charming young Vermarie.
22:42My congratulations!
22:44A triple high for Robin Hood!
22:47A triple high for Robin Hood!
22:53And what do you have to tell me, my dear Robin?
22:59Marion, what big eyes you have.
23:02And what big lips you have.
23:05And what a cute...
23:07One moment, one moment.
23:09You said earlier that today is not a red cap day.
23:14What do you want? If the point fits, then it fits.
23:17And they lived happily until the end of their lives.
23:20So that you believe it, we will start right away.
23:24So, what is it?
23:39Hello, my dear letter friends.
23:41We come to the question, what does the postman promote these days?
23:44Again a poem by a faithful seer.
23:47The headline is, What can be more beautiful?
23:51I will present it to you.
23:53And for this, please, the utmost silence in the studio.
23:58My dear Alf, you poor pig, I see you almost always, almost always alone.
24:04But more beautiful than loneliness is the faithful doubt.
24:10Everyone needs someone to take care of them,
24:13so that the sadness does not get worse.
24:16I feel so much that connects us, so that heart to heart is found.
24:21Just take courage, my dear Alf, and let fate run its course in peace.
24:27Reach far out of my arms and catch me.
24:30I jump out of the window on the fourth floor, in love, Marie Caroc.
24:40Why do people often say that?