[8-15-2015]GTA 5 Mannequin Glitch - Funny Character Animation, Motorcycles & Jets (GTA 5 Online
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00:00In the bike little child. I'm gonna bring you to a nice, dark place. I can give you
00:12candy and you watch television. Oh god. You killed yourself. Get on this bike with me.
00:21Just get on this bike with me. I just want you to play Garry's Mod with me. That's what
00:29it looks like. Let's go. Drive. Drive. You're not driving properly. I am. How are you driving?
00:38You're not sitting right in front of me. I don't feel safe. Alright. I killed you. That
00:50was the gayest stunt of all time. Now get on the back. Come on, touch me. I'm gonna
00:56get on the back of the jet ski. No wonder these jet ski lessons were free. This is real
01:00up close and personal, man. It's gonna get more up close and personal in a second, okay?
01:06Just don't look into his eyes. Thank god he's closing his eyes. If you open your eyes, this
01:11is gonna be the scariest shit in the world. Please don't.
01:14The jet ski lesson is over, Evan. I hope you learned rule number one of jet ski lessons.
01:31What's that? Always drive with your butt. Make sure you use your butt cheeks. Wait,
01:37what the fuck? I like what you see, Marcel. Yeah, me and Vanoss have been working on this
01:41prototype. It's the Dahi ATV. There's really no advantage of this ATV compared to a normal
01:46one. That's not the best feature, Marcel. Hold on. That's not the best feature. Watch.
01:50It goes in circles. Check this out. Hold on. Let me just twerk this right here. Alright.
01:54It should start going in circles now. I said it should start going in circles. There it
02:01goes. Oh, shit. That's all we got it to do, though. That's all we got it to do. What the
02:11fuck? Stop. Stop it. It has a mind of its own. Stop it. It's out of control. I need
02:19to deliver this to the Halloween store. Out of the way, motherfuckers. Oh, god. Watch
02:23out. How's the ride back there, Delirious? You feeling comfortable? I'm scared. I don't
02:28want to alarm you, but I think they repaired the road with cement, and they kind of got
02:32your legs stuck inside of the road, so that might be a problem when you wake up from your
02:37nap. I find it funny that you're dipping your face in a puddle of blood. Your face in a
02:43puddle of fucking blood. Guys, that's not how you're supposed to ride a plane. It's
02:48not good for aerodynamics, guys. I'm wearing flip flops. It's cold as fuck. I was hoping
02:57for a little more foot room. The leg room is awful. If you think about it technically,
03:03we have a lot of foot room. Technically speaking, we got the whole world. I'm glad that our
03:07co-pilot could see the sky very well. He's really paying attention to what's going on
03:12in front of him. We're going to die. We're going to die. We're flying. No, we're not.
03:19Hold on. Yes! Oh, my god. Your body's twisted around. Wait, wait. Hold on. God, you just
03:34got run over. This is the weirdest thing I've ever done on GTA 5. Sir, can I help you? Yes.
03:41Are you okay? No. Do I look okay to you? No, you don't. Here, I'll help you out. I'll
03:46help you out. Oh, god! What the fuck? I heard somebody needed help over here. Help me! Something
03:55about a man stuck in a tree. Help me, I'm stuck in a tree! Why are you jerking off?
04:00Just to release the tension. I'm nervous. Just a normal day in GTA here. Nothing weird
04:05or awkward is going on. Okay, I'm going to get you out, alright? Alright. On the count
04:10of three, you're going to jump, okay? Okay! One, three! Alright, you're out. Thank you!
04:21Are you going to pick up your helmet? It's on the ground. Oh, I've got another one. You
04:26bring a spare? Yeah, I've always got to be prepared. It's such a waste. It's right there
04:32in front of the bike. Just pick it up. It's less effort to just pull it out of my crotch.
04:37You look like that scene from the Titanic, like the edge of the boat. Come on, Jack!
04:54Shut up! I ain't Jack! Alright, get a good night's drive up there, Jack. Stop calling
05:00me Jack. I'm going to keep calling you Jack until we're off of this bike. Alright, Jack,
05:05we have to get away. Here we go. Are you ready? Yes, Jack. Stop talking like that. Okay, alright,
05:12let's go. Here we go. Alright, let's go. Let's go. Let's get her going. Bring me home, Jack!
05:19Here we go! Yeah! Goodbye! Hey, what is up, guys? Vanoss here, and hopefully you guys
05:38enjoyed that GTA 5 video of me and my friends messing around with this weird mannequin glitch,
05:42and it's probably one of the funniest glitches that I've seen in this game so far, so I'm
05:46really happy I got to mess around with it, but if you guys want to learn how to do this
05:50glitch, I'm going to leave some tutorial links in the description so you guys can go check
05:53those out, and the people that I'm linking are the same people who actually showed us
05:56the glitch, and they were actually supporters and fans of our channel, so that really is
06:01awesome that I was able to learn it firsthand from them, so I appreciate that. So make sure
06:05to go over there, show them some support, and once again, hopefully you enjoyed this
06:08video. Thank you guys so much for watching, and I will talk to you guys later.
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