1968 pilot
Transcript
00:00Welcome to the Joker's Wild, the only game show on television where the categories really
00:15come to life, because our categories are people, baseball, represented by Don Drysdale, music,
00:27represented by Rosemary Clooney, showbiz, represented by Rich Little, homemaking, represented
00:40by Irene Ryan, politics, represented by Pat Paulson.
00:47These panel members will be asking questions on their own category, and now, here is the
00:55host of our show, Alan Ludden.
00:58Hi.
00:59Hi, everybody.
01:00Hi.
01:01Hey, this is the Joker's Wild, and believe me, it's a wild show.
01:10It's a game of skill and luck and strategy with living categories, and speaking of living
01:15categories, let's say hello to them.
01:17Pat, how are you?
01:19Well, golly, I feel pretty good.
01:24You do?
01:25Hello, Rosie.
01:26Hello, Alan.
01:27You're the one for music, lady.
01:28Yes.
01:29Hello, Don.
01:30Alan, how are you?
01:31Congratulations.
01:32Thank you.
01:33You know, this lady, Granny, here, is just the lady for homemaking.
01:34She wrote a cookbook, right?
01:35Yes, I did, Alan.
01:36Rich Little, say something in your own voice.
01:38I don't have one, Alan.
01:40Well, try Frank Gorshaw.
01:42He's gone to the moon, Norton.
01:45Okay, we'll get around and meet our first players in just a moment right after this
01:49message.
01:52I want you to meet our first players in the Joker's Wild.
02:07Here we have on my right a housewife with two children who's going back to college.
02:11She's going back to college, that is, Carol Mitchell.
02:14Her opponent is a marketing consultant who helped build the DEW line in the Arctic, Mr.
02:21Craig Gunther.
02:22Good luck to you both.
02:24Thank you.
02:25Carol, why are you going back to college?
02:28Well, I used to teach school, and the children were so much smarter than I was that I figured
02:32I'd better go back to school myself.
02:34All right.
02:35That's a good reason.
02:36I understand you're quite an athlete.
02:38I have been in the past.
02:40I'm afraid right now Jack's is about it.
02:42What's your sport?
02:43Swimming.
02:44Swimming.
02:45You still swim?
02:46You have a record, don't you?
02:47Don't you hold a record?
02:48I had three at one time in the Missouri Valley.
02:49All right.
02:50Well, you may have a record today as we play this game, because it's quite a game.
02:53I'd like to tell you how we play it, because it's a lot of fun, and you are a very important
02:56part of it, because I'll tell you what you do.
02:58You put your hands on those levers there, and you pull them back, and you activate our
03:01celebrity wheels, and they start spinning, and where they stop, nobody knows whose picture
03:06comes up.
03:07Then you will either answer the question, or you may pass if you choose.
03:10Now, if three pictures come up that are different, each question is worth one point, as in there.
03:17Then, if you make a pair, two pictures that are alike, as in there, two Irene Ryans and
03:22one Rich Little, each question is worth two points.
03:25Then, if you get three pictures that are all alike, three Rich Littles, and that's a lot
03:31of little, here we go, each question is worth three points.
03:34Now, if the Joker comes up, and of course the Joker is wild, because that's the name
03:38of our game.
03:39Now, when the Joker comes up, you may convert the Joker to any category you want.
03:43Thirteen points or more wins the game, and the winner gets $250 in cash, plus three prizes
03:49that could total more than $1,500.
03:51Now, one more thing.
03:53If three Jokers come up, three Jokers like that, you will have a chance to win the game
03:59right then and there by answering one question correctly, of course.
04:02Are you ready to go?
04:03Okay.
04:04Carol, hand on the lever.
04:06You ready to go?
04:07You pull that, and you'll start our wheel.
04:09Go.
04:10See who comes up.
04:12You got a Paulson, a Drysdale, and a Clooney.
04:16What are you going to do?
04:17I'm sorry, Miss Clooney, but I don't know anything about music, so I'm going to take
04:20a Paulson and a Drysdale.
04:22Politics and baseball.
04:23Goodbye, Rosie.
04:24Start with you, Pat.
04:26A question on politics.
04:27What are you going to ask her?
04:28First of all, Carol, you're looking at the face of a loser, but it's the only face that's
04:36been assigned to me.
04:39In 1964, Barry Goldwater lost the presidential race, but this year he won an election.
04:44Which one?
04:45He is Senator from Arizona.
04:46That's right.
04:47That's right.
04:48For one point.
04:52You were great.
04:53That was beautiful.
04:54Did I do good?
04:55You did very well.
04:56Don, see how well you do.
04:57You have a one-point question here.
04:58Make it easy.
04:59Okay, Carol, can you tell me what place the Dodgers finished last year?
05:03Was it third, fifth, or seventh?
05:07Don't help me.
05:09Don't help her.
05:11Seventh.
05:12Uh-huh.
05:15That's right.
05:20But, Don, we will point out they're going to do better next year, right?
05:23I hope so.
05:24We'll try harder.
05:25Okay, you'll try harder.
05:26All right, two points for Carol.
05:27All right, Craig, it's your turn.
05:28Spin our wheels.
05:32You got a Clooney.
05:33You got a wild card.
05:34And Rich Little, which is pretty wild.
05:36What are you going to do with the wild card?
05:38I'll take two music and one showbiz.
05:40You're going to turn our Joker into a Rosemary Clooney.
05:42You've got two of the same category there,
05:44which means each question worth two points.
05:46Start with you, Rosie.
05:47First question.
05:48Right.
05:49Yes, two points.
05:50If you heard me singing,
05:51I want to hear it again, I want to hear it again,
05:53what kind of blues would I want to hear?
05:55Would it be the Jelly Roll Blues, the old Piano Roll Blues,
05:58or the old Soft Shoe Blues?
06:00Piano Roll Blues.
06:01That's right, Craig.
06:02That's two points.
06:05All right, Rosie, you want another one.
06:08Okay.
06:09By rights, I should be a baritone to sing this song.
06:11If ever I should leave you.
06:14Which Lerner and Lowe musical is that from?
06:16Camelot, Fair Lady, or On a Clear Day?
06:20Go on, Craig.
06:21Clear Day.
06:22Oh, so sorry about that.
06:25It's Camelot.
06:26It's Camelot.
06:27But now may I explain to you, as you know,
06:29if you accept the challenge of a question in a category
06:32and you fail to answer that question correctly,
06:34you forfeit a bonus question to your opponent
06:36over here in the same category,
06:38worth the same number of points,
06:39and music isn't your strong suit.
06:40No, no, it isn't.
06:41Well, good luck.
06:42You got a bonus question in music.
06:43It's worth two points.
06:44What is it, Rosie?
06:45Okay.
06:46The Mamas had the Papas,
06:47Country Joe had the Fish,
06:48who does Herman have?
06:50I know that.
06:51The Hermits.
06:52You're right.
06:53Yes!
06:58You do it right,
06:59you have two more points as a bonus question.
07:01At the end of the first round,
07:02Carol has four points,
07:03Craig has two points,
07:04and it's your turn, Carol.
07:06Pull it.
07:11Music, music!
07:12Come in!
07:13Okay, there's your favorite category.
07:15Yes!
07:16Each question's worth two.
07:17How are you going to play it?
07:19I might as well take them all.
07:21All right.
07:22I got confident on that one.
07:23Okay, all right.
07:24Good luck, Rosie.
07:25Here's the first one.
07:26One of the songs sung by musical comedy star
07:28Gwen Verdon in the Broadway musical
07:30New Girl in Town was
07:32Whatever Lola wants,
07:34Lola gets.
07:36Is that true or false?
07:37False.
07:38Right!
07:39Right!
07:44That was some damn Yankees, of course.
07:46Yes.
07:47Okay, one more music question, Rosie.
07:48All right, Alan.
07:49Everybody makes fun of Moon and June songs,
07:52but no one does anything about them.
07:54There's lots of them.
07:55I want you, Carol,
07:56to sing a line from any song
07:58using the word June or Moon in it.
08:00Okay?
08:02Moon over Miami.
08:04Very good!
08:10You're very good at music.
08:11Moon over Miami's kind of cool.
08:13Now we're going to see how you do
08:14with the movies and show business.
08:16Mr. Rich Little.
08:18Carol,
08:19this is Alfred Hitchcock.
08:24Wake up, buddy.
08:25I once produced a movie called Psycho
08:28in which a young lady absconds with bank money
08:31and is later killed in a shower
08:33by Anthony Perkins.
08:37Who played the female lead in this 1960 movie?
08:41Was it Janet Leigh, Susan Hayward,
08:44or Tippi Hedges?
08:46Janet Leigh.
08:47Right.
08:48All right.
08:49All right.
08:50All right.
08:53Carol is
08:5510 points.
08:56Three points from the winning score.
08:58Craig, it's your turn.
08:59Spin the wheel.
09:00See what happens.
09:01Pull the lever.
09:06You got a politics,
09:07homemaking, and a wild card.
09:08What are you going to do with it?
09:10I'll take two politics
09:13and a homemaking.
09:14You're going to keep Irene Ryan
09:15and have two Pat Paulsons.
09:17Well, you're a brave man.
09:18All right.
09:19Each question's worth two points.
09:20Start with you, Pat.
09:21First question.
09:22Okay, Craig.
09:23There's an old saying that goes,
09:24you can lead a horse to water,
09:25but you know how they smell when they get wet.
09:31There's an old political saying,
09:33as Maine goes, so goes the nation.
09:35Did Maine go for Richard Nixon this election?
09:39Yes or no?
09:41Yes.
09:42No, I'm afraid not.
09:43Oh, so sorry, Craig.
09:46You have just handed Carol a two-point bonus
09:49in the area of politics,
09:51which would move Carol to one point from 13,
09:54which is very close to 30.
09:56You know what I'm trying to say.
09:57Okay.
09:58Here you go, Pat, a two-point bonus.
10:00All right, for Carol.
10:01Some folks say Everett Dirksen's voice
10:03sounds like asthma put to music.
10:07But I disagree.
10:08I think he has a very pleasant voice.
10:10If you like asthma, put to music.
10:12Is Senator Dirksen the Senate majority
10:14or minority leader?
10:16Minority.
10:17Right, for two points.
10:19You now have 12.
10:23At the end of this round,
10:24Carol with 12, Craig with two.
10:26It's your turn, Carol.
10:27What are you going to get?
10:28Pull the lever.
10:33You got a politic, a showbiz, and a music.
10:35Each question is worth one point.
10:37Your score is 12.
10:38How are you going to play it?
10:39I'm going to take them all.
10:40You're going to go for all three.
10:41Okay.
10:42Start with you, Pat, one point.
10:44Another one, Carol.
10:45If you've been reading the papers lately,
10:46you should have the following answer.
10:48Richard Nixon, one of the many candidates
10:50who defeated me in the recent election,
10:53will be inaugurated on what day?
10:55January 20th, 21st, or 22nd?
10:5720th.
10:58One point.
10:59You're a first team.
11:02All right.
11:03I think Craig still has a chance.
11:05Still has a chance in this round.
11:07You're going to go for the next one, all right?
11:09Showbiz, Rich Little, one point.
11:10All right, Carol.
11:12Yes?
11:13My real name is Bernie Schwartz,
11:15but you know me as Tony Curtis.
11:17I get very emotional about everything.
11:19In fact, when I saw my latest movie,
11:21I got all choked up.
11:23What movie...
11:25I didn't write this.
11:26What movie am I talking about?
11:28The Boston Strangler.
11:29Right, for one point.
11:34Carol, you're at 14.
11:36It's going to be a tough number to beat, Craig.
11:37One more point.
11:38Music.
11:39Right.
11:40If you wanted to get from one room to another,
11:42you'd call on the doors, right?
11:44But if you want to tell time,
11:45which group would you call on, Carol?
11:50The wristwatches.
11:52The wristwatches.
11:54That's a new group,
11:55but that's not the one we're going for.
11:57No, I'm so sorry.
11:58You have forfeited a bonus question
11:59of one point,
12:00value of one point to Craig over here.
12:02Rosie, what's his bonus question?
12:03Right, Craig, Ringo Starr, George Harrison,
12:05and John Lennon make some wild sounds together,
12:07but I purposely left out one of the Beatles,
12:09which one did I leave out?
12:13Courtney.
12:14What?
12:15McCourtney.
12:16McCourtney.
12:17All right, I'll take it.
12:18McCourtney, right.
12:19That's one point.
12:20You got a bonus question.
12:21Okay, Craig,
12:23the score stands 14 to 3.
12:25You could win one way on this spin.
12:28One way you could go for that $250
12:30and chance at $1,500 in prizes.
12:32Only one way, though,
12:33if you indeed get three jokers up there,
12:37you can have it.
12:38But that's the only way you can have it,
12:39so pull the lever and see if you get it.
12:45Oh, you didn't make it,
12:46so congratulations, Carol.
12:49You're the winner.
12:52You have $250.
12:54Oh, you're so kind.
12:55For you, Craig.
12:56Sorry, buddy.
12:57But you have a $100 bond for you waiting in the wings.
13:00Thank you very much, Craig.
13:01Good luck to you.
13:03Now, Carol,
13:05let's see what prizes you can win.
13:07Now, I'll tell you how you're going to do this round.
13:09You're going to pull that lever there,
13:10but instead of categories up there on our wheels,
13:12we now have prizes.
13:13They vary in value from $0.05 to a pack of gum,
13:17$0.05 for a pack of gum,
13:18or $500 on each wheel.
13:20Now, you may pull the lever,
13:22and you may have what prizes you turn up in the first spin.
13:24However, if you don't like those prizes,
13:26and if you'd like another spin,
13:27go ahead, pull the lever.
13:28Second spin.
13:29If you don't like those prizes,
13:30go ahead, you have three spins.
13:31Pull another gun.
13:32But you must, on the third spin,
13:35keep the prizes that turn up.
13:36Is that clear?
13:37Yes.
13:38You understand how to play it?
13:39Yes.
13:40All right, let's see what turns up in your first spin.
13:41Pull it.
13:45You got $100, a flying lessons, and a bassinet.
13:49I don't want a bassinet.
13:50You don't?
13:51I already have two children who are lovely,
13:53but two is enough.
13:55It's not a baby, it's just a bassinet.
13:57I know, but it would give me ideas.
13:59Okay.
14:00I don't want to give you ideas.
14:01Pull the lever again and see what happens.
14:06Now you got $500.
14:08I'll take it.
14:09And $1,000.
14:10I'll take it.
14:11You'll take it?
14:12I don't blame you.
14:13She's going to take it.
14:17All right.
14:19Carol,
14:21any way you add that up,
14:22you've got $1,250,
14:24$1,000 there plus the $250,
14:26and $1,000 a gallon worth of gas.
14:28However, I'm curious, aren't you?
14:30Wouldn't you like to know what would have happened
14:32if you'd pulled these books?
14:33I hate to.
14:34Well, that's right.
14:35This seems what you might have gotten this time.
14:39A radio, a spinnet, the typewriter.
14:41You were much better off with your $1,000.
14:43Congratulations.
14:44Thank you so much.
14:46That's so nice.
14:47You are a lucky girl.
14:48Oh, I know I am.
14:49Thanks very much.
14:50I know I am.
14:51We'll be back with more players in the Joker's Wild
14:53right after this very important segment.
15:05I want you to meet our contestants now
15:07in the Joker's Wild.
15:08I have over here my right-of-sales lady
15:10whose relatives came over
15:11on the Mayflower, Sandra Lamont.
15:13Sandra.
15:14Good luck to you.
15:15Thank you.
15:16Her opponent is an income tax accountant
15:18who loves to play the violin and the bow,
15:20Richard Root.
15:21Richard.
15:23Good luck to you, sir.
15:25I understand you had a very interesting aunt
15:27back in Massachusetts.
15:28Yes, I did.
15:29She was hangry,
15:30and she wanted to get married.
15:33Yes, I did.
15:34She was hanged as a witch in Salem.
15:35Really?
15:36A fact, huh?
15:37True, true.
15:38Are you a witch?
15:39I'd like to think so,
15:40but I've never done anything really exciting.
15:41Might help you out here in this game.
15:43Now, you're a treasurer, I understand,
15:45of the American Freedom from Hunger.
15:46I don't know what that is.
15:47Yeah, well, that's a branch of the United Nations,
15:49the Freedom from Hunger Foundation,
15:51and it's concerned with self-help
15:53for underdeveloped areas all over the globe,
15:55including the United States.
15:56All right, you're going to self-help yourself
15:57now in this game.
15:58You ready to go?
15:59Start with you, Sandra.
16:00If you pull that lever,
16:01you'll spin our wheels and where they stop,
16:02nobody knows.
16:03Let's go.
16:04Okay.
16:08A wild card,
16:09homemaking and baseball.
16:11You got a Joker's Wild there.
16:12What are you going to do with it?
16:13I'll make it a homemaking question,
16:15and I'll skip baseball.
16:17You're going to pass.
16:18Goodbye, Don.
16:19Bye-bye, Don.
16:20But there, little Irene,
16:21we got two questions from you this time,
16:22two points each.
16:23First one, Irene, please.
16:24Sandra,
16:25if you decide to serve Chateaubriand,
16:28would you buy a French wine
16:30a thick steak,
16:31or a Fesnacht?
16:33A thick steak.
16:34That's right.
16:35Two points.
16:39Okay, Irene,
16:40Ryan,
16:41what's the next one?
16:42Wiener schnitzel
16:43is a delicious Viennese dish
16:45containing what kind of meat,
16:47Sandra?
16:49Um, schnitzel?
16:51Uh, bologna,
16:52the sausage.
16:54No.
16:55No, I'm sorry.
16:56It's veal.
16:57It's veal.
16:58Now, you know,
16:59we missed a question
17:00in the category you accepted.
17:01You passed along to your opponent
17:03a bonus question
17:04in that same category
17:05worth two points.
17:06How are you on homemaking?
17:07Oh, wonderful.
17:08Okay, we'll see.
17:09All right, Irene,
17:10what do you think you can do
17:11for two points as a bonus question?
17:14A lot of French recipes
17:15call for shallots.
17:18What is a shallot?
17:22Okay.
17:23A shallot, uh...
17:24I don't.
17:25I have no idea.
17:26You have no idea?
17:27What is it, Irene?
17:28It's crossed between garlic
17:30and an onion.
17:34That's right,
17:35that was a free bonus.
17:36You've still got to
17:37pull the wheel here.
17:38Let's see what happens
17:39when you pull that lever.
17:40Spin it.
17:41I hope I get a baseball.
17:42All right.
17:43We'll see.
17:45You got politics,
17:46you got a wild card,
17:47and you got politics.
17:48Oh, wow.
17:49What is that?
17:50The joker's wild.
17:51You may convert it
17:52to anything you wish.
17:53Politics.
17:54You're going to turn to politics
17:55and make everything worth three points?
17:56Yeah.
17:57All right, okay.
17:58Pat Paulson,
17:59first question,
18:00first three points.
18:01Richard,
18:02George Wallace made
18:03an impressive showing
18:04in the recent
18:05presidential elections.
18:06Yeah?
18:07Uh...
18:09How many states did he win,
18:10five, six, or seven?
18:14Five.
18:15That's right.
18:16Right for three points.
18:20Next question on politics, Pat.
18:22If I had been elected president,
18:23I would have signed into law
18:24a bill concerning
18:25crime in the streets,
18:26because I believe
18:27we should take it out of the streets
18:28and put it back in the home
18:29where it started.
18:31Speaking of signing,
18:32which one of the following men
18:33did not sign
18:34the Declaration of Independence?
18:35Jefferson, Washington,
18:37or Franklin?
18:40Nick?
18:41Jefferson.
18:42No, I'm sorry.
18:43No?
18:44It was Washington.
18:45You have just given
18:46a bonus question
18:47to your friend over here,
18:48Sandra, on politics
18:49worth three points.
18:50What's her bonus, Pat?
18:52Uh...
18:53Date with me?
18:54No.
18:56The bonus.
18:57Which one of the following...
18:58That's...
18:59Well, we'll have to look at it.
19:00Which one of the following presidents
19:02instituted the New Deal program?
19:04Franklin D. Roosevelt,
19:05Warren G. Harding,
19:06or Grover Cleveland?
19:07Roosevelt.
19:08Right for three points.
19:09That's right.
19:10Okay, at the end
19:11of the first round.
19:12Sandra picked up three
19:13with that bonus,
19:14so you have five,
19:15Dick has three.
19:16Are you ready to go, Sandra?
19:17Yes.
19:18Let's see what comes up.
19:22A joker!
19:23A joker!
19:24Politics.
19:25If you had gotten three jokers,
19:26do you know what would have happened?
19:27What?
19:28The game would have been over
19:29right there if you'd answered
19:30one question.
19:31But you got two jokers,
19:32which isn't bad.
19:33Now you may convert them
19:34to anything you want.
19:35What do you want to do with them?
19:36Um...
19:38Show business is a category,
19:39isn't it?
19:40Yes, it is.
19:41Could I have two show business
19:42and one politics?
19:43You want two Rich Littles,
19:44are you sure you're ready for that?
19:45I don't know if I'm ready, but...
19:46Okay, you're going to stay
19:47with politics?
19:48Yes, I'll take that.
19:49All right, each question's
19:50worth two points,
19:51and we'll start with Rich Little
19:52for the first one.
19:53Tell me, uh...
19:54I'm the fugitive who ran
19:55and hid for four years.
19:57I was actually running
19:58for a doctor for Ben Gazzara
20:00who was running for his life.
20:02Tell me, um...
20:04What was the name
20:05of the inspector
20:06who was always trailing me?
20:08Was it Inspector Clouseau,
20:09Inspector Girard,
20:10or Inspector Watson?
20:12Girard.
20:13Right.
20:14APPLAUSE
20:17Rich?
20:18You can move to nine
20:19with this one.
20:21Guy Sabatain,
20:22this is Robert Crawford.
20:23Do you hear me?
20:24Guy Sabatain, Guy Sabatain!
20:25LAUGHTER
20:28You are now Guy Sabatain.
20:29Happy birthday to you.
20:31LAUGHTER
20:33Now get it, get it good.
20:35You guys give me the name
20:36of my old television series.
20:38Was it Rat Patrol,
20:39Highway Patrol,
20:40or Highway Detective?
20:41Highway Patrol.
20:42That's right!
20:43APPLAUSE
20:46You got nine points.
20:48You can move to 11
20:49if Pat Balkin gives you
20:50the right question, Pat.
20:51On my campaign swing
20:52for the presidency,
20:53I encourage women to tamper
20:55with the U.S. mail.
20:56LAUGHTER
21:00Me, of course.
21:01LAUGHTER
21:02Now, true or false,
21:03presidents have to pay
21:04for the use of the mail
21:06just like everyone else.
21:08Oh, dear.
21:09Is that true or false?
21:10Um...
21:12True.
21:13No, I'm sorry.
21:14No, that's not true.
21:15No, I'm sorry.
21:16They mail free.
21:17Well, they mail free.
21:18The president can mail free,
21:19and you have just missed
21:20on a two-point politics question,
21:22so you're giving a bonus
21:23over here to your friend, Richard.
21:24Pat, give him his bonus.
21:27Oh, to Richard?
21:28Yes.
21:29Okay, as a keen political observer,
21:31it always amazed me
21:32how ironic it was
21:33that both George Washington
21:34and Abraham Lincoln
21:35were both born on holidays.
21:37On July 4th, 1826,
21:40two American presidents
21:41died in one day.
21:42True or false?
21:43True.
21:44True.
21:45John Adams at 90,
21:46Thomas Jefferson at 83.
21:47I told you that.
21:48I told you.
21:50Politics is hard.
21:51All right.
21:52What do you have now?
21:53We have five points there, Richard.
21:55She has nine.
21:56Pull the wheel ever
21:57and see what happens.
22:01Politics!
22:02Politics!
22:03Politics!
22:04You've got three politics.
22:06Each one's worth three points.
22:07Are you going to play or pass?
22:08Play.
22:09Play.
22:10All right, Pat.
22:11Um, Richard,
22:12when the final count was in,
22:14President-elect Nixon
22:15had captured 31 states,
22:17and I didn't win any.
22:20Do you seriously think
22:21it was something I said?
22:24Oh, yes.
22:26What famous president said,
22:27if you can't stand the heat,
22:28get out of the kitchen?
22:29Andrew Jackson,
22:30Harry Truman,
22:31or Herbert Hoover?
22:35Say it again.
22:38What famous president said...
22:39No, no, not the whole thing.
22:40Oh.
22:41Andrew Jackson,
22:42Harry Truman,
22:43or Herbert Heber?
22:44Harry Truman.
22:45Harry Truman.
22:46Heber Hoover.
22:47I've heard both, both of them.
22:48Herbert Hoover, Heber.
22:50Okay, Pat,
22:51I can't say it either.
22:52Next question.
22:53Uh,
22:54President Lyndon B. Johnson
22:56was born in Texas.
22:57How many other presidents
22:58were born in Texas?
22:59One, three, or five?
23:02Three.
23:03Oh.
23:04Only one.
23:05I'm sorry.
23:06You were going for a win,
23:07young man.
23:08It's one.
23:09Eisenhower, only born in Texas.
23:10Okay.
23:11You have a bonus question.
23:12He's handing you back a bonus,
23:13Sandra.
23:14This is a bonus question
23:15worth three points.
23:16Pat, you're still on.
23:17Oh.
23:18My tongue is getting tired.
23:21Uh,
23:22Sandra,
23:23what are you doing at...
23:24No.
23:25The oldest American...
23:26Back to the game.
23:27The oldest American president
23:28to be inaugurated
23:29was William Henry Harrison
23:30at the age of 68.
23:32Who was the youngest,
23:33Theodore Roosevelt
23:34or John F. Kennedy?
23:35To be inaugurated?
23:36Mm-hmm.
23:37John F. Kennedy.
23:38No, I'm sorry.
23:39It was Theodore Roosevelt
23:40at 42 years.
23:41So what do we have
23:42at the end of this round?
23:43All right, game.
23:44Nine to eight.
23:45Sandra, it's your turn.
23:46You can go for a win on this.
23:47Pull the lever
23:48and see what happens.
23:51Music, showbiz,
23:52and a joker is wild.
23:54How are you going to convert
23:55the joker?
23:56Uh, to show business.
23:57All right.
23:58To show business.
23:59You're going to play music?
24:00How many points do I have?
24:01Nine.
24:02Three, two, four, 13.
24:04Um...
24:07I'll take them all.
24:08You're going to take them all.
24:09Start with you, Rosie.
24:10Right.
24:11Two points.
24:12If you want to know
24:13what's wrong with men,
24:14it's all said in this song.
24:15When I'm not near the girl I love,
24:17I love the girl I'm near.
24:18Right?
24:19Which Broadway show
24:20is that from?
24:21Pal Joey, Brigadoon,
24:22or Finian's Rainbow?
24:23Finian's Rainbow.
24:24That's two points.
24:25Sandra.
24:27You've moved up now
24:28to 11 points,
24:29but remember,
24:30Rich here still has
24:31a turn in this round,
24:32so go as high as you can.
24:33You've got a show business
24:34question worth two points.
24:35Rich.
24:36All right, Sandra.
24:37Move that to 13
24:38if she gets it.
24:39Well, no one can say
24:40that Matt Dillon
24:41doesn't like animals.
24:43I usually spend my days
24:44hunting with an old hound dog
24:46and my nights drinking
24:47with a kitty.
24:48-♪
24:53Incidentally,
24:55who plays Miss Kitty
24:56in Gunsmoke?
24:57Amanda Blake,
24:58June Lockhart,
24:59or Jan Clayton?
25:00Amanda Blake.
25:01That's right.
25:02Two points, and you're at 13.
25:03-♪
25:05All right, Sandra.
25:06You could win on this,
25:07but as I say,
25:08he has another turn,
25:09so what's the next question, Rich?
25:10Well, this is Joe Friday.
25:11I'm a cop,
25:13and these little goodies
25:14I have here are cop cakes.
25:16-♪
25:19I didn't write this one.
25:20-♪
25:21What is the name
25:22of my cop sidekick
25:24on the new Dragnet series?
25:27What's his real name?
25:28For two points,
25:29we'll give you 15, ma'am.
25:30Ben Alexander?
25:31No.
25:32The old one.
25:33That's the old one.
25:34The new is Harry Morgan.
25:35Now, what you have done,
25:36Sandra,
25:37is given Richard
25:38a bonus question
25:39in the area of showbiz
25:40worth two points,
25:41which would move him to 10.
25:42Rich?
25:45-♪
25:46When the policemen line up
25:47at the mayor's office
25:48in Chicago on payday...
25:50This is Robert Stackby.
25:51-♪
25:52I just had a case
25:53you thought it was Walter Brenner.
25:54-♪
25:55-♪
25:56When the policemen line up
25:58at the mayor's office
25:59in Chicago on payday,
26:01they all say,
26:02give us our daily bread.
26:04-♪
26:05-♪
26:06That's a no-no.
26:08That's a no-no.
26:09-♪
26:10-♪
26:11I once portrayed
26:12a Chicago-based
26:13law enforcement officer
26:14in a series called
26:15The Untouchables.
26:16My real name is Robert Stack.
26:18What was the name
26:19on that television series?
26:22-♪
26:23Elliot Ness?
26:24Right!
26:25-♪
26:26Okay, Richard.
26:27-♪
26:28You've got 10 points.
26:29You've got to beat 13.
26:30You're going for a win.
26:31Let's see what happens.
26:32-♪
26:33-♪
26:34-♪
26:35-♪
26:36Politics, politics.
26:37Showbiz.
26:38Each question's worth two.
26:40You have 10.
26:41How are you going to play it?
26:42-♪
26:43Uh...
26:44I'll, uh...
26:46Now, is it my last turn now?
26:48-♪
26:49If you win, it's your last turn.
26:50-♪
26:51Uh-huh.
26:52I'll take them all.
26:53-♪
26:54All right.
26:55Two points.
26:56Politics.
26:57Pass.
26:58-♪
26:59Richard, I'm appalled
27:00at the crime rate in our cities.
27:01All these problems
27:02could have been eliminated
27:03if only the American Indians
27:04had insisted on stricter
27:05immigration laws.
27:06-♪
27:07Uh...
27:08Incidentally, uh...
27:09Incidentally...
27:10-♪
27:11Which Vice President
27:12under Franklin D. Roosevelt
27:13was part Cherokee?
27:14Was it Henry Wallace,
27:15John Garner,
27:16or Harry Truman?
27:17-♪
27:18John Garner.
27:19That's right.
27:20-♪
27:21That's your point.
27:22You've moved yourself to 12.
27:23All right, Richard.
27:24You can win on this one.
27:26You'll go to 14.
27:27You'll beat 13.
27:28It's the end of the round.
27:29You got it if you answer
27:30this one correctly.
27:31If you don't answer it correctly,
27:32she has another shot at it.
27:34So watch it.
27:35Pat, the question.
27:36-♪
27:37Okay, Richard.
27:38People have always asked me
27:39what document,
27:40in my estimation,
27:41has contributed most
27:42to our government,
27:43and my answer
27:44is always the same.
27:45Income tax 1040.
27:46-♪
27:47Ooh,
27:48it's a hilarious thunderbolt.
27:49-♪
27:50Federal income tax
27:51became law
27:52on February 25, 1913.
27:54Who was president at that time?
27:56Woodrow Wilson,
27:57Herbert Hoover,
27:59or Calvin Klein?
28:01Woodrow Wilson,
28:02Herbert Hoover,
28:03or Calvin Kielage?
28:05-♪
28:06Calvin Kielage,
28:07Calvin Kielage.
28:08-♪
28:09Woodrow Wilson.
28:10Right, and you won the game.
28:11-♪
28:12All right.
28:13You have $250,
28:14a chance at three prizes,
28:15and for you, Sondra,
28:16we have a $100 bond
28:17waiting for you in the wing.
28:18Thank you very much,
28:19and good luck.
28:20-♪
28:21Okay, young man,
28:22you've got $250.
28:23Now, you have a chance
28:24at three prizes.
28:25You're going to pull this lever
28:26three times, if you wish.
28:27You must win
28:28three times,
28:30you must keep, though,
28:31the prizes on the end
28:32of the third one.
28:33The prizes range
28:34on each wheel
28:35from a five-cent pack of gum
28:36to $500.
28:37If you don't like the first spin,
28:38go again.
28:39If you don't like the second spin,
28:40go again,
28:41but you got to keep the third.
28:42You ready?
28:43-♪
28:44Yes.
28:45-♪
28:46See what happens
28:47on the first spin.
28:48You got maid service,
28:49flying lessons,
28:50and a wristwatch.
28:51You going to keep them?
28:52-♪
28:53No.
28:54-♪
28:55What kind of wristwatch?
28:56-♪
28:57It's a maid service.
28:58-♪
28:59Mickey Mouse wristwatch?
29:00-♪
29:01I don't know.
29:02I'd like to go again.
29:03-♪
29:04You want to go again.
29:05It's your elective.
29:06-♪
29:07But the maid service.
29:08-♪
29:09Passing up that maid service.
29:10-♪
29:11A deep freezer sausage
29:12isn't $250.
29:13-♪
29:14No.
29:15No.
29:16-♪
29:17You got some cash there.
29:18What are you going to do?
29:19-♪
29:20I could get three sausages
29:21the next time.
29:22-♪
29:23You could,
29:24but you could get three $500, too.
29:25-♪
29:26That's true.
29:27No, I think I will.
29:28-♪
29:29It's your choice.
29:30All right.
29:31This is it.
29:32-♪
29:33A radio.
29:34$500.
29:35-♪
29:36You did it.
29:37You fixed it up.
29:38You got $750
29:39and a radio
29:40and a bassinet
29:41and congratulations.
29:42-♪
29:43We'll be back
29:44with the Joker's Wild
29:45right after this message.
29:46-♪
29:47-♪
29:48We'll be back
29:49with the Joker's Wild
29:50right after this message.
29:51-♪
29:52We'll be back
29:53with the Joker's Wild
29:54right after this message.
29:55We'll be back
29:57with the Joker's Wild tomorrow
29:58and I hope you had
29:59as wild a time as the Joker.
30:00Let's make this a daily date, shall we?
30:02I'll be looking for you tomorrow.
30:03Panel,
30:04your questions were great.
30:05Will you be back tomorrow
30:06with good ones, too?
30:07-♪
30:08Okay, I'll be looking for you.
30:09I'll be looking for you tomorrow.
30:10Until then, this is Alan Ludden saying
30:11have a good evening.
30:13-♪
30:18-♪
30:23-♪
30:28-♪
30:33-♪
30:38-♪
30:43-♪
30:48-♪
30:53-♪
30:58I had occasional sexual intercourse.