DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE 'God's Chosen One To Save The Universe' Trailer (4K ULTRA HD) 2024 - Deadpool 3

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Transcript
00:00Wait.
00:02You've been chosen for a higher purpose.
00:04To be a hero among heroes.
00:07The Marvel Universe is about to change forever.
00:11You mind putting your mask back on?
00:13It's super hard to eat while I'm wearing it.
00:14It's super hard to eat when you're not.
00:17I am Marvel Jesus.
00:22You really are a God's perfect idiot, aren't you?
00:24The answer is yes.
00:27Riddor.
00:30Who's next?
00:33Oh my God.
00:35Sabretooth.
00:36Ready to die.
00:38Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:39Time!
00:41You look ridiculous.
00:43People have waited decades for this fight.
00:45It's not going to be easy.
00:47Maybe not.
00:48You shoot the double, you take him down.
00:49Side control.
00:50Then full mount and you ground and pound
00:53till he makes no sound because he's dead.
00:54Shut the fuck up.
00:55Oh my God.
00:56Okay, good luck.
00:57I'm a huge fan.
01:03Riddor.
01:06I told you, you're not welcome here.
01:08You're not welcome anywhere.
01:09Now get the fuck out of my bar.
01:11Just give me one more drink and then I'll leave.
01:15Hi, Peanut.
01:16I'm going to need you to come with me right now.
01:18Look, lady, I'm not interested.
01:21All right, well, I'm sort of on the tick-tick,
01:22so upsy-daisy, here we go.
01:25Oh, whiskey dick of the claws.
01:28It's quite common in Wolverines over 40.
01:30You don't want this.
01:31Unless you want to take a deep breath
01:33through your fucking forehead,
01:34I suggest you reconsider.
01:43I'm about to lose everything that I've ever cared about.
01:47Not my fucking problem.
01:49Is that what you said when your world went to shit?
01:55Come again?
01:56This Wolverine let down his entire world.
02:06Want to talk about what's haunting you,
02:07or should we wait for a third act flashback?
02:10Uh, go fuck yourself.
02:20I don't know anything about saving worlds.
02:23But you do.
02:26Trust me, kid, I'm no hero.
02:30You were an X-Man.
02:32You were the X-Man.
02:37I am soaking wet right now.
02:52Boys are so silly.
02:57This is what I'm talking about.
03:00Big slow-motion action sequence.
03:05Who knows if you live or die?
03:11Let's fucking go.
03:13Let's fucking go.
03:17Yeah!
03:23Want to do some cocaine?
03:25Hey, cocaine is the one thing that Feige said is off-limits.
03:28What about Bolivian marching powder?
03:30They know all the slang terms. They have a list.
03:32Even snowboarding?
03:33Even disco dust.
03:34White girl interrupted?
03:35Even Forrest Bump.
03:36Do you want to build a snowman?
03:37Yes!
03:38But I can't.
03:52AVAILABLE NOW

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