• 3 months ago
A high school's most hated science teacher returns from the grave. Two students unite to send him back. | dG1faXRvWnRSWkRkQW8
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00:00And don't forget to buy your tickets for this year's prom with 24 karat magic in the air.
00:18Go Wolves!
00:20Unleashing the hounds in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
00:31Jesus, they're animals.
00:33Nah, animals run in packs. Animals protect each other.
00:37These kids are numb. Barely even look out for themselves.
01:00You sound just like Buzzcock.
01:24He spent 30 years bitching about his students and then blows himself up a week before retirement.
01:31Karma?
01:33Walt was a bitter old alcoholic. I'm just bitter. Huge difference.
01:38And old.
01:40So you think these kids have no hope?
01:43Not me. Hard data. Statistics. Between the Snapchats and the Tindergramming, they've lost their ability to connect.
01:51Tindergramming.
02:07Help! Help!
02:10Help!
02:16It's not that they're unwilling or incapable, it's just that they've never been challenged.
02:22Exactly. And when the real world finally catches up to them, it'll be too late.
02:28I think the real world has caught up. It's passing us right by. We don't even notice.
02:39No, they're constantly being told that they're somehow failing us. Maybe we're failing them.
03:03Maybe. Or maybe Buzzcock was right.
03:08About what?
03:10Each generation is getting dumber and slower, and it's inevitable.
03:37Or maybe it's because you're retiring in a week. Lucky you.
04:00Principal of the century. Jesus.
04:05Yep, while you're sipping margaritas in Tijuana, the rest of us will be here, throwing our lives away.
04:12Hope you make it to Monday.
04:35Watch new scary vids every Tuesday, Thursday and Friday.

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