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00:00No one tells! Awake! For Gargamel!
00:04Why didn't you give me a bird that could fly?
00:07You didn't ask for one!
00:09Now, moronic mortal, tell me what it is you really want!
00:13I want to fly! I want to soar like a great bird over the forest!
00:19Then find the Smurf village and swoop down upon the little brats and...
00:24Please lower your voice, you hysterical human!
00:27Very well. Do as I say.
00:30Draw this circle in the dirt. Sprinkle skunk juice on your shirt.
00:40Stand upon your empty head, with your feeble arms outspread,
00:45and repeat the words when said.
00:48What a schmutter, thread your needle!
00:51What a schmutter, thread your needle!
00:54Peddle, pusher, flying beetle!
00:58Peddle, pusher, flying beetle!
01:01Now you can fly like a bird.
01:04Follow my simple instructions, of course.
01:07Now hammer the wheel to the strut. Stitch the cloth to the wing.
01:12You're getting there. You're getting there!
01:18Prepare to fly, Asriel!
01:21Those Smurfs won't know what hit them!
01:25It works! I'm flying, you frightened furball! I'm flying!
01:32I'm coming, Smurfs! I'm coming, wizards! I'm coming!
01:41What is that?
01:42Looks like a big bird.
01:44Keep your head still, clumsy.
01:46Sounds like a sick bird.
01:48Be still.
01:49The bird looks like Gargamel.
01:51Don't be ridiculous, Gargamel.
01:56Yes, yes, yes, Asriel. Yes, I see them.
01:58It's those little blue wretches. I'll show those doubting wizards.
02:03Oh, Papa Smurf, what do we do?
02:06There's not much time, my Smurfs.
02:08Handy, wheel out the catapult.
02:12But Papa Smurf, there's no ammunition.
02:14And without ammunition, what good is Smurfing the catapult if we don't...
02:17But there is ammunition. Greedy, we'll need your pies.
02:21Coming right up, Papa Smurf.
02:23Just a little lower.
02:24Fire one!
02:25Stop that!
02:27Fire two!
02:28Fire three!
02:29Four!
02:30Five!
02:33Six!
02:34That'll teach that mean, nasty Gargamel.
02:37Lucky I smurfed up a lot of pies.
02:42Easy on the ammunition, Greedy, just in case Gargamel returns.
02:46Oh, Asriel, we've overshot the village.
02:49And this blasted thing won't turn around.
02:52Oh, I am.
02:55It won't stay up much longer.
02:57And the universe can see.
03:00What is it? What is it?
03:02It's that birdbrain again.
03:04Gargamel the ridiculous.
03:10Gargamel never gives up.
03:12You'll see. You'll see.
03:15And never come back.
03:18Secrets no one tells.
03:22Awake for Gargamel.
03:29What is it now, old sniveling sorcerer?
03:31I want another flying machine.
03:33One not powered by my feet.
03:36Fast enough to avoid flying pies.
03:39Then do as I command, foolish fumbler.
03:42Now listen here, book.
03:44I've had enough of your commands.
03:46I demand a foolproof way to fly.
03:49You're the fool, and I have proof.
03:52The sun has set, you bumbling goof.
03:55And with the sun, so goes the day.
03:58Your hold on me doth fade away.
04:03But wait, that's not fair.
04:05I haven't got what I asked for.
04:07I demand a foolproof way to fly.
04:11You're not such a great book of spells.
04:13I'll find a way to fly on my own.
04:16Oil of thunderweed.
04:18Powdered lightning bugs.
04:20Coal dust.
04:21Distillation of fire branch.
04:23Now, just a touch of...
04:27Drat, it's boiling over.
04:34What was that?
04:36I do not know. Some of it look like Gargamel.
04:40Voila. I am done with your portrait, clumsy.
04:46Au revoir, you waterlogged wizard.
04:49The convention is over.
04:54But wait, wait. The Smurfs do exist.
04:57And I'll bring one back.
04:58I just need a little more time. Please.
05:02Better luck next year, Gargamel.
05:05Don't call us. We'll call you.
05:08If at first you don't succeed, fly, fly again.
05:17Just wait until next year. Just wait.
05:20I'll show you.