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01:30I've never liked to wait.
01:46When you wait, the seconds go by slowly,
01:51unwillingly, as if they are being mocked.
01:58And when you finally get what you've been waiting for,
02:02you don't get any joy from it.
02:07All our life is a constant wait.
02:11We wait for the kettle to boil,
02:13or inspiration will come.
02:15We wait for the news of our turn,
02:20of the right moment.
02:24In summer we wait for winter,
02:26and in winter for summer.
02:28We wait for our birthday,
02:30for the New Year.
02:32We wait for the weekend,
02:35for the calendar and the clock.
02:38These are the most terrible inventions in the world,
02:41but if we didn't wake them up,
02:43we would still be waiting for something.
02:46How, for example, can you enjoy gardening?
02:51It's just impossible to wait
02:54for a tomato to grow into a normal tomato.
03:00And you won't get it.
03:02It's a cucumber.
03:04What's the difference?
03:08What's your secret, Kopatych?
03:10How can you be patient enough to wait for the harvest?
03:15I just love gardening.
03:18I can't live without it.
03:21And in winter?
03:22You can't eat in the garden in winter.
03:25How can you be patient enough to wait for spring?
03:28I sleep in winter.
03:30And it's already spring.
03:35Fall asleep without waiting?
03:39That's genius!
03:41But how?
03:42How can you sleep through the whole winter?
03:45It's cold.
03:47All processes in the body slow down.
03:51Interesting.
03:53Does it work on all organisms or just on the bear?
03:58On all, probably.
04:00I read in a newspaper that they found a frozen frog.
04:03It was like an ice cream.
04:05They defrosted it and it kept on jumping.
04:09What about you?
04:12All processes slow down and you can sleep as long as you want.
04:19Whenever you want!
04:21If it works!
04:23No more waiting!
04:34What's this?
04:35A new hobby for young people?
04:37Sitting in the fridge?
04:39It worked with the frog.
04:42They defrosted it.
04:44But you're not a frog.
04:46You're a warm-blooded ram.
04:50And you should keep your body warm.
04:53But you shouldn't overheat.
04:56The ideal temperature for us is 36.6 degrees.
05:01If our temperature increases or decreases by at least 1 degree,
05:06we get cold or hot.
05:10If the temperature decreases by 4 degrees,
05:15our life is in danger.
05:19All these tendernesses are due to the fact that
05:23vital processes in our body take part in the process of fermentation.
05:28These are substances that speed up or slow down
05:32chemical reactions in the body.
05:36These ferments are very sensitive to temperature.
05:40The ideal temperature for most of them is 37 degrees.
05:45At 43 degrees, they deteriorate irrevocably.
05:50Because of this fermentation addiction,
05:53we have to save ourselves from excessive overcooling or overheating.
05:59That's why in winter we wear hats,
06:02and in summer we bathe or hide in the shade.
06:05And not in the fridge.
06:07If you don't take care of yourself, take care of your ferments.
06:11So, I had to wait again.
06:14To wait for my recovery.
06:17But the thought of the defrosted frog didn't leave me alone.
06:21I wanted to study this issue in more detail.
06:26And since I've never had enough patience,
06:29I decided to turn to the technologies of the future.
06:33Shoroscope!
06:37How to freeze yourself so that you wake up and don't have to wait?
06:43That's how I learned about the wonderful science of cryonics.
06:48Cryonics is a science of preserving biological objects
06:53with the help of freezing.
06:56It turned out that lowering the temperature of the body
06:59slows down the speed of the thermal movement of molecules,
07:02which means the speed of all chemical reactions.
07:07When frozen, our body not only saves nerves from unnecessary expectations,
07:12it also does not age.
07:15In the future, scientists have learned to freeze astronauts
07:19during long flights between planets.
07:22Even before the invention of teleportation.
07:25In this state, astronauts could stay for years,
07:29while not aging and not dying of boredom.
07:34The unpleasant moment was that we are almost 70% made of water.
07:39And when frozen, water turns into ice,
07:43which tears the tissue.
07:47It's easiest for insects and frogs.
07:50They have a thing called glycerin in their blood.
07:53This glycerin protects their bodies from damage and freezing.
07:59Ha!
08:00At least they're not stupid!
08:03For those who are less lucky, another method was invented.
08:07Instant freezing.
08:09With a very rapid temperature drop,
08:11water molecules do not have time to collide with each other
08:14and form ice crystals.
08:17This means that our body remains whole and undamaged.
08:43That's right!
08:48And now, after some improvements,
08:51the refrigerator could get rid of me from expectations quickly and safely.
09:04It worked!
09:12It will be ready in an hour.
09:15I finally waited for the moment
09:17when I didn't have to wait for anything or anyone else.
09:32Wait until it cools down.
09:35I'm fat!
09:38Why didn't you tell me before?
09:40You should have warned me!
09:42Now I need to go on a diet.
09:44And I can't stand the diet!
09:46It's all because of you!
09:52My dear lamb!
09:53Can you imagine?
09:54I've lost two kilos!
09:58And I'm fat!
10:00Can you imagine?
10:01I've lost two kilos!
10:20One minute!
10:30Two minutes!
10:40It was a wonderful time!
10:42I just forgot to wait.
10:44But what happened next
10:46was a complete surprise for me.
11:00How long did I spend in the freezer?
11:03Centuries?
11:05Or maybe millennia?
11:07What happened to my friends?
11:09What happened to our civilization in general?
11:12I don't know.
11:14Maybe I would have stayed frozen
11:17if the ice cream hadn't broken
11:20on this empty ice.
11:22I don't know.
11:24Maybe I would have stayed frozen
11:27if the ice cream hadn't broken
11:29on this empty planet.
11:32It was too late.
11:34I realized that waiting is our life.
11:37And all its moments are priceless.
11:40Even the longest and the most boring.
11:43But I lost all my moments.
11:46Now I have the last waiting left.
11:51The waiting of my own.
11:54Ice cream
11:58I don't understand.
11:59Where is the ice cream?
12:01I told you it was empty.
12:03I shouldn't have brought such a heavy thing.
12:06Guys!
12:08Are you all right?
12:11What can happen to us
12:13on this miserable planet?
12:15The moose is doing its research
12:18and we are dying of boredom.
12:21I would like to eat some ice cream.
12:24But the moose is doing its research
12:27and we are dying of boredom.
12:29We have to kill time somehow.
12:32My friends!
12:33I found an amazing anomaly.
12:36I'm afraid I'll have to stay here
12:39for a couple of weeks.
12:41What is it?
12:43Nothing.
12:45Let's wait.
12:51The crossroad
12:56I love you.
12:59I love you too.
13:02I love you too.
13:07I love you too.
13:10I love you too.
13:13I love you too.
13:17You can't hide from the old iron
13:19You can't get far on an old piece of iron.
13:21You sit in the dark and work on the piece of iron.
13:24Your whole life will change as soon as you pick it up.