Selfie FAIL (Feeling Myself Selfies)
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Transcript
00:00Are you ready for this?
00:01Hashtag feeling myself.
00:03Awww, selfies.
00:05As this person who posted to Onision.xyz says,
00:08they wanted to start a different type of topic,
00:09where instead of focusing on flaws,
00:10we show these photos where they think,
00:12damn, I look good.
00:13She is Amelia and she's 24 years old.
00:15Apparently she thinks she looks really good here.
00:18All right.
00:19Now this one actually makes sense.
00:20Like now I'm starting to get it.
00:21Oh, look who's back.
00:22It's the moron.
00:24Meanwhile, this girl says I'm 18.
00:26And I guess that is her idea of damn, I look good.
00:28It's more like,
00:29I don't know what I'm doing taking a selfie here.
00:31I need to take a break from selfies and figure my life out.
00:33This guy's feeling himself
00:34and I'm just gonna shut up before I get stabbed.
00:36Meanwhile, this is some evil satanic crap.
00:38The only thing you're feeling
00:39is the heartbeat of the man
00:41whose chest you just ripped open.
00:42This guy says working on my fitness.
00:44What about your fashion and your Will Sasso appearance?
00:48Someone feeling themselves so hard
00:49that they're unwilling to show you most of their face.
00:52That's what I call confidence.
00:53Beyonce, make sure you stick that hip out.
00:55You really know how to tease the guys
00:57that will never breed with you.
00:59You blue ball criminal.
01:00Woody from Toy Story gets it.
01:02That man will never need surgery.
01:03He's already plastic.
01:04Don't worry, this guy will feel himself
01:06when he removes his glasses,
01:07shaves his head and then dances like an idiot.
01:09Spider-Man gets it.
01:10And Orange is the new black character feeling themselves.
01:12And why not?
01:13It's not like they're a broke, incarcerated drug addict
01:16with little to no family that cares about them.
01:19Who also has a gigantic forehead
01:21and is generally unattractive.
01:23Hashtag feeling myself, not saying.
01:24Chicks be like, I was feeling myself.
01:27For some people,
01:28you should probably just stop feeling yourself.
01:29And why are we feeling ourselves in the first place?
01:31You're in public, okay?
01:33I think that's a registrable offense.
01:36And that basically sums it up.
01:38If you don't want your hand slapped,
01:39don't reach for the cookies.
01:41It's an analogy
01:42for your horribly overinflated self-esteem.
01:44Have a sad high five.
01:46There you go.