NEW DOG! (+ Onision Shades His Ex For Cheating On Him)

  • 2 months ago
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Transcript
00:00First off, as you can see in the background, there's a Christmas tree.
00:02That's not because I believe in Jesus or God, it's because I believe in Santa Claus.
00:06And here is Detective Dobbs.
00:08Let's actually reduce the exposure so that people can see Detective Dobbs.
00:11Okay, so there's Detective Dobbs.
00:13Increase exposure to hide my ugly.
00:15Okay, so what you guys are probably concerned with is that the last dog I had was Nibbles,
00:19who I gave to a family of five kids.
00:20With five kids.
00:21They had five kids.
00:22Pretty sure there were parents there.
00:23It's not like it was a family of children.
00:25That would have been irresponsible of me to give a dog to a family of just five kids.
00:30Hey, Billy, why don't we feed the dog?
00:32No.
00:32Just say candy.
00:33Kill you.
00:34No, say candy.
00:35No.
00:35Okay, well, my point is that the other boy would say candy, and that's why you don't
00:39give a dog to a family of just five kids.
00:41Now, I'd like to state once again, so everybody understands the context of the situation,
00:45that the reason I got rid of my last puppy was because of the fact that my girlfriend
00:49at the time got knocked up with someone else's baby.
00:51Awkward.
00:52So to make sure that Detective Dobbs, which is the dog's name, isn't given away yet again,
00:56Lainey, are you going to cheat on me and impregnate yourself with someone else's baby?
01:01Nope.