When thighs don’t go as you’d hoped – can it be a sign?
It was the happiest day of Jordan and Kilian’s lives. Supposedly. During their wedding ceremony, Jordan wasn’t radiant and cheerful. She was crying. And when the time to say “I do” came, Jordan kissed the priest instead of her groom.
Kilian turned red and raised his hand. But the priest quickly understood what was going on. He grabbed Jordan’s arm and ran away with her.
It was the happiest day of Jordan and Kilian’s lives. Supposedly. During their wedding ceremony, Jordan wasn’t radiant and cheerful. She was crying. And when the time to say “I do” came, Jordan kissed the priest instead of her groom.
Kilian turned red and raised his hand. But the priest quickly understood what was going on. He grabbed Jordan’s arm and ran away with her.
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00:00Will you be my wife?
00:05I said, will you be my wife?
00:12Will you be my wife?
00:33You can't run away from me.
00:40Take off your shoes quickly.
00:43No, no, Father, or we'll perish.
00:47Trust me.
00:57Damn!
01:01Don't think you'll run away this time.
01:12I have to thank you, Father.
01:14Better yet, tell me why you kissed me.
01:18I...
01:34No matter where I hide, you'll find me.
01:43Except for one place.
01:47I never considered for a second that the priest would lead me to real hell.
01:55This place gives me goosebumps.
01:57All the real horror will come when you find out who lives here.
02:05Hey! What the hell are you doing here, priest?
02:09I have to hide this girl here.
02:13Get the hell out of here with your doll.
02:15I'm your brother, and this is my home, too.
02:18I have the right to it.
02:24It can beat me to death, but please, just take care of this girl.
02:33Get the hell out of here. I don't want to see you again.
02:43Come on. Come on.
02:45Hey! Don't touch me!
02:46Enough! I'm not some kind of monster.
02:53Really?
02:55My groom used to tell me that, too.
02:57But then he left this on my body. And this.
03:01Look at me! Look at me!
03:05I know people like you. You are cruel, and I enjoy it.
03:09Is that so?
03:12Now I'll show what the cruelty is. Come on.
03:14I said don't touch me!
03:15Come on!
03:16Don't touch me!
03:18Dig it!
03:20What?
03:21Dig the pit! Come on!
03:29I can't!
03:31Of course you can't, because the ground is too hard. It's like a stone.
03:35But from the age of 16, I had to dig it through meter by meter alone.
03:41I mentioned this land, this house. I brought my parents here.
03:46And my brother didn't even offer to help.
03:53I'm sorry. Really. I didn't know.
04:01Maybe I've become a monster. But what choice did I have?
04:07You became a monster because there are no people around who could give you love.
04:14What are you?
04:15Shut up.
04:24The priest became a person who saved my life.
04:31And his brother is the man who saved my heart.
04:44Because his was just as broken as mine.
04:50And there, at the edge of the world, two people seemed to heal each other with their love.
04:56If it were true.
05:06Jordan, is everything okay?
05:09Yes, Max.
05:11What are you doing here, father?
05:12I'm sorry I left you with this monster.
05:15Actually, I...
05:16Listen, your husband is looking for you.
05:18So I bought the tickets.
05:20We will run away together.
05:23What about your church?
05:25How can I save the souls of dozens of people if I can't even save yours?
05:31Follow me.
05:32Listen.
05:35I told you not to show up here.
05:37Max, stop it.
05:38Of course, my saintly little brother has to show up to ruin everything.
05:42It's always about you.
05:43Max.
05:44You think only of yourself and I think about her.
05:47This scum will find her sooner or later. Don't you understand?
05:52You don't need it, do you?
05:53Why should he look for her?
05:55I'll call him myself.
05:57What?
05:58What?
06:07My beauty!
06:10Max, how could you?
06:14So, what do I owe you to take her away?
06:19Who's that?
06:21I dug it specially for you.
06:29She will never be your wife.
06:32But this bit could become your grave.
06:35Got it?
06:36Here.
06:37Here.
06:48I don't want you to live on the run.
06:51Always afraid of someone.
06:54Thank you, Max.
06:56Now you're free.
06:57You can go to him.
07:00What if I want to stay here?
07:02With you?
07:09Why do you want to live with someone like me when my brother is here?
07:16Because you're better, Max.
07:19And now it's time to thank you for everything.
07:24Jordan, are you ready to be his wife?
07:28Yes.
07:29What are you doing?
07:30And Max, are you ready to marry her?
07:33Yes, but...
07:34Shut up, finally.
07:37By the higher power bestowed upon me and my boundless love, I hereby declare you husband and wife.
07:49At that moment I understood there was so much cruelty and evil in this world.
07:54However, there is only one power that can save us from this.
07:59The power of love.