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00:00Hey, hey! Life in the Dreamhouse! Oh yeah! Life in the Dreamhouse! Party! Life in the Dreamhouse!
00:15What's up?
00:16My BFF is coming to stay with us for a couple of days!
00:20How many BFFs do you have?
00:22You guys are gonna love her!
00:23Oh! And there she is!
00:31Summer!
00:35Barbie! It's been forever!
00:37You look gorg! Your place is a maze!
00:39No way! Are these your sisters?
00:41They're adorbs!
00:43Hi, I'm Stacy.
00:44Barbie says you're pretty good at tennis.
00:46Me? I'm okay.
00:47Do you play?
00:48You wanna play? Let's play!
00:49You must be Chelsea.
00:51You wanna skip some rope later on?
00:53That would be awesome!
00:54Skipper, right?
00:55How about a marathon session of Call of Fashion 3 after dinner?
00:58Cool!
01:00I knew it! They love her!
01:06I thought these things never ran out!
01:08Morning, Chelsea!
01:09You gotta grab a foul espresso!
01:10It's pasta!
01:11Most important meal of the day!
01:17What happened to you?
01:18Summer happened to me.
01:19I've got tennis elbow, soccer ankle, climbers knee, and football butt!
01:24Don't ask.
01:29Come on! Who builds a dream house with 36 hot tubs but only one bathroom?
01:37Summer ate all our food.
01:39I can't survive another game of surprise dodgeball.
01:41And I'd like to take a shower before I graduate high school.
01:44Come on, guys. It's just for another day.
01:46Hey, guys!
01:48Hey, Summer.
01:49Everyone here feels that perhaps you've been a little competitive.
01:52Competitive?
01:53Yeah.
01:54Everyone here feels that perhaps you've been a little...
01:56Competitive.
01:57Competitive?
01:58Me?
01:59That's crazy!
02:00I challenge you to a bow golf!
02:01What?
02:02No!
02:03We were just scared.
02:04Worried I'll win.
02:05Lost your edge.
02:06You're on!
02:09Cage match! Cage match! Cage match!
02:11Ready for an old school close down?
02:13Oh, you think you can handle this?
02:25Hi, Kim! You win!
02:27Yeah!
02:28You did great!
02:29Good job!
02:33Summer, what's up?
02:34I'm outtie.
02:35Why?
02:36I know you don't like to lose, but...
02:38What?
02:39No!
02:40I just bought a house across the street.
02:42Now we can have pose-offs every day.
02:44Later, skaters!
02:46Ah!
03:16Well, if it isn't my favorite Barbie sister.
03:30Kelly, right?
03:31It's Chelsea.
03:32Wouldn't an ice cold glass of lemonade really hit the spot?
03:36Do you have anything sparkling?
03:38When the sun hits it, it sparkles.
03:40This is Malibu.
03:42People want variety.
03:43Excitement.
03:44The It Factor.
03:45Not some tasteless yellow liquid from a cardboard stand.
03:52Another Robert's family dream crushed!
03:57New store! New store!
04:02Chelsea, this is amazing!
04:04How did you do all this?
04:06I think I know a little something about the It Factor.
04:10Love the logo.
04:11I wanted a mermaid, but that was already taken by some coffee shop.
04:15Well, I would love a lemonade, please.
04:17Can I interest you in one of our many delicious custom citrus-flavored beverages?
04:21Hmm, let's see.
04:23Oh, now that looks refreshing.
04:24Oh, I've never had one of those before.
04:27Whoa, I bet that is yummers.
04:33Is that Ryan's CD?
04:34How generous of you.
04:37Ryan!
04:39Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
04:40I was just about to do a live set.
04:42Take it down the street, soft boy.
04:44Now this is a lemonade-murray.
04:46Give me one iced lemon latte with extra foam, almond shavings, a hint of lemon peel, marshmallow bubbles, and a tiny umbrella.
04:52Oh, and I want that in a chilled glass.
04:54Take a break, Skipper.
04:55Bad news.
04:56We're all out.
04:57I get one iced lemon latte with extra foam, almond shavings, a hint of lemon peel, marshmallow bubbles, and a tiny umbrella.
05:02All in a chilled glass.
05:03For... Kern?
05:05Thank you.
05:06You!
05:07You!
05:08Fine.
05:09I'll take the lemon berry dream cake with a tri-whip topping and a giant spoon.
05:13I'm left.
05:14So sorry.
05:15I got a lemon berry dream cake with a tri-whip topping and giant spoon for... Ben?
05:19That's me.
05:20Lemon ginger gelato.
05:21Next shipment comes in Tuesday.
05:22Lemon poppy seed muffins.
05:23Just sold the last one.
05:24Lemon meringue pie.
05:25First shot.
05:26Lemons.
05:27Just lemons.
05:28What's a lemon?
05:31Listen, Kelly.
05:32It's Chelsea.
05:33Why don't I take this crazy place off your hands?
05:38That's a lot of lemons.
05:40Wow.
05:41Now what, Chelsea?
05:42How about we go grab a drink?
05:44On me.
05:45What do you feel like?
05:46Lemonade.
05:47Just lemonade.
05:48It's like nobody enjoys the simple things in life anymore.
05:51Yeah, where can we get this plain lemonade?
05:53Whenever I can get a cup of coffee.
05:55Okay, that's not good.
05:58Lemonade!
05:59Fifty cents a cup.
06:00Come get your...
06:03What's the point?
06:04It's not even cold.
06:05You can sell them with the drinks.
06:07Take it down the street, song boy.
06:31A day at the beach.
06:32Woohoo!
06:34Hope you like extreme sports, Midge.
06:39With extreme volleyball and extreme surfing.
06:43I think I'll stick with a little light beach reading.
06:47Okay, they're pretty much opposites.
06:49Summer likes to throw caution to the wind.
06:51And Midge likes to embroider caution onto decorative pillows.
06:55But today, they're going to have fun together.
06:58Hey, Barbie.
06:59Ready to swim with the sharks?
07:01You said we were going to do macrame.
07:02You can help me finish my sunshelter.
07:07Ready for some extreme hang gliding, Barbie?
07:10Or a lip-roaring crossword puzzle?
07:12I've got a five-letter word for boring.
07:14M-I-D...
07:16Let's do something together.
07:17Like tossing around this generic flying disc.
07:19Sure, why not?
07:21It could get windy.
07:23Windy?
07:24It's not the least bit...
07:27Yo!
07:28Sand in joints.
07:30That's why I always bring...
07:31Sandals!
07:34What in the world?
07:36I know. Killer moat, right?
07:38I dug it as a precaution.
07:39In case the tide comes in.
07:45Check it out, guys. Seashells.
07:47How about we all go beachcombing?
07:49Love seashells.
07:50They make great throwing stars.
07:54I detest violence.
07:56But I love crafts.
07:58So, I brought my glue gun.
08:00Shells make lovely decorative picture frames.
08:05Hey, here's something we can all agree on.
08:09I only eat high-energy protein pellets.
08:12Each one's a complete meal.
08:14My favorite flavor.
08:15Yellow.
08:16But I bought a delish spread.
08:18You can either have grilled goodies or...
08:21A clam bake.
08:22Too exotic for me.
08:23Do you have anything a little more gentle on the taste buds?
08:25I've got a PB&J on whole wheat.
08:27Whole wheat?
08:28You know I don't eat spicy food.
08:30Face it, Barbie.
08:31It is a total stick in the mud.
08:33What a stick in the mud it brought, Sudoku.
08:35Level five.
08:37We're wasting a perfectly good day.
08:39You two have to promise me you'll try to get along.
08:41Okay.
08:42I'll try macrame.
08:44But I'm warning you, I won't like it.
08:46And I'll try the shark cage.
08:50Just what I thought.
08:51There's no way anyone could possibly...
08:54Not love this!
08:58No!
09:00Isn't this terrific?
09:02Not only do you guys like some of the same things,
09:04you're really good at them.
09:06Good?
09:07I'm way better at macrame than she is.
09:09Brilliant.
09:10A macrame-off.
09:11Winner takes all.
09:12Let's do this thing.
09:13Bring it.
09:14I've already got...
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09:28Barbie
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09:37Hey, hey!
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09:39Oh, yeah!
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09:41Barbie
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09:51There was something I had to do today.
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10:02There's totes on the tip of my tongue.
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10:05That'll have all my appointments on it for sure.
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10:09I knew it.
10:10Today's bath day.
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10:13Not a moment too soon.
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10:17Barbie exaggerates.
10:19We do not smell that bad.
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10:26So, the herbal shampoo and styling gel are in the first floor salon.
10:29The exfoliating soap is...
10:30I'll pick it from here, sis.
10:31Barbie, you tackle Tommy.
10:33Chelsea, wrangle Blissa.
10:35Skipper, you're on task.
10:37I'm heading up strategical logistics from the operations control center.
10:40Which means...
10:41It means I'm way overdue for a little soap and water myself.
10:45So, why risk getting near the suds?
10:48Ugh.
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10:53Gotcha, Taff.
10:56You're contaminating the air quality in here, Taff.
11:01I really should have gone to the mall when I had the chance.
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11:07I can't find my Tommy anywhere.
11:12Oh, Tommy.
11:13Bath time's just like an awesome day at the spa.
11:19Please, what spa uses a bucket and hose?
11:23I know you're in here somewhere, Blissa.
11:28Ha, and I know just how to find you.
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12:18Rub-a-dub-dub.
12:20Three pips and a tub.
12:28Clean for another month.
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13:08Another perfect day for the beach.
13:10Let's get going.
13:11I'm not waiting all day for bars.
13:13Hey, guys. Can't wait to catch a wave.
13:15Less talking, more tanning.
13:17To the beach!
13:20What is this wet stuff?
13:22Gross! Get it off me!
13:23Calm down, everyone. It's just rain.
13:26Rain?
13:31I guess they've never seen rain before.
13:33What a bunch of cream puffs.
13:35Back in Wisconsin, we had rain, hail, tornadoes, and snowstorms.
13:39And we never let it ruin our Fourth of July.
13:42The day is ruined!
13:45We can't even play catch with this generic flying disc.
13:49Or surf, or type football, or beach darts, or hockey sacks,
13:52or supboarding, or volleyball, or splunking, or claw dancing, or patty cake.
13:56This is torture.
13:58Good thing I always carry a supply of rainy day activities.
14:01Knitting, jigsaw puzzles, and everybody's fave, macrame!
14:06Or we can do the most fun thing ever.
14:10Go play in the rain. Come on.
14:14Go out in that?
14:16Have you lost your mind? You'll love it.
14:18You'll love it. We can splash in the puddles and catch raindrops on our tongues.
14:22It'll be a blast.
14:24These guys need to learn that a rainy day can be a maze.
14:28When I'm in London, I go walking in the rain with my besties all the time.
14:32Although, the prince is a bit of an umbrella hog.
14:37Yep, it's raining cats and dogs.
14:39Ooh, is there a labradoodle?
14:40There are dwarves.
14:41Summer, did you put the roof up on your car?
14:43Cars have roofs.
14:48Come on, guys. The rain won't last much longer.
14:50Trust me, it's so much fun.
14:54All right, so you'll come down. Let's go.
14:56Hold it. There's no way I'm going out in that disgusting, uh, sky drool without proper protection.
15:03We look fierce.
15:05Oh, what a fashion. Who knew?
15:07I'm not taking any chances.
15:09Let's do this.
15:11Okay, let's go.
15:13Oh, whoa!
15:18Oh, no. What happened to sky drool?
15:21I was ready to do some serious puddle stomping.
15:24And I was going to look for night crawlers.
15:26Looks like your idea was a big flop, Barbie.
15:29Bummer. Guess we missed our chance to play in the rain.
15:41Just so you know, you all look totally ridiculous.
15:45Sorry, Raquel.
15:47I felt it! I felt it!
16:18Thanks for touching up the paint on that wall, Ken.
16:20Anything for you, Barbie.
16:27These look cute together.
16:29Oh, this is fabulous. I love this.
16:32Oh, that's so cute.
16:35Guess some guys don't like shopping with their girlfriends as much as you do, Ken.
16:40Once, Barbie and I went on a family trip.
16:42Guess some guys don't like shopping with their girlfriends as much as you do, Ken.
16:46Once, Barbie and I went on a 38-hour shopping marathon.
16:49There is such a thing as too much food court.
16:53What if I remodeled one of the fitting rooms?
16:55You know, to make it into a waiting area for the guys.
16:58Great idea!
16:59I'm on it!
17:03Welcome to the boutique.
17:05Be sure to check out our new lineup.
17:08What's going on in there?
17:12That's unbelievable.
17:17Guys, rib-eating contest starts in five minutes.
17:20Wow, Ken. This place is so guy-friendly.
17:23Welcome to the Ken Den.
17:26You're okay with all this, right?
17:28Are you kidding?
17:30Are those ribs?
17:32Oh, it's so good!
17:35Can we do this later?
17:38Yeah! All right!
17:40So, Ryan, what do you think?
17:43Whoa, cool. Barbie's a genius.
17:45Actually, it was my idea.
17:48Well, the place is kind of tacky.
17:50And the ribs are fatty, and the portions are way small.
17:55So good.
17:57Hello!
17:58What's a girl gotta do to try on some skinny jeans around here?
18:01Hey, no cuts. I've been waiting two hours.
18:03What? Move your plastic, or you'll end up face-down in the bargain bin.
18:08Done.
18:09A perfect way to show off my new spring collection.
18:12Go team!
18:15Yo, Barbie.
18:16Your man Ryan just crushed it in the wing-eating contest.
18:19Ryan, your hands!
18:21Thanks, Barbie.
18:22Almost got sauce on my trophy.
18:24Ryan, my capris!
18:26Barbie, the Ken Den is a disaster.
18:29Not ending, just fading.
18:31Barbie, if the Ken Den's causing you trouble,
18:33it's gone like that.
18:35Ken, you don't have to...
18:36I'm on it.
18:38The den is done.
18:40Help!
18:41Let me out!
18:42Ken, they're trapped in there.
18:44How awful!
18:45Awful?
18:46They've got big-screen TVs and enough ribs to last them through the playoffs.
18:50We're trapped.
18:51We're trapped?
18:54Come on, we don't want to be trapped.
19:05Oh yeah! Life in the Dreamhouse!
19:07Barbie!
19:08Life in the Dreamhouse!
19:16Hey, hey! Life in the Dreamhouse!
19:18Oh yeah! Life in the Dreamhouse!
19:21Barbie!
19:22Life in the Dreamhouse!
19:28Nope.
19:29No way.
19:30Never.
19:31What's up?
19:33Guys, Ken always gets me the perfect gift.
19:37Just once, I want to do something special for him for our anniversary.
19:40Which anniversary?
19:42Honestly, I can't remember.
19:44We seem to have a different one each week.
19:46What about a tiara?
19:47Chelsea, Ken's a boy.
19:49What about a blue tiara?
19:50Please, Chelsea.
19:51Boys are into action movies, video games, and cars.
19:54That's it!
19:58Is that what I think it is?
20:00It's beautiful.
20:02Run, Ken! It's an emergency!
20:05Emergency? What is it?
20:07I want to play a game, but nobody will play with me.
20:10Will you?
20:11Aw, I'd be delighted.
20:13Come on in.
20:20It's cool, but it can be cooler.
20:25Again?
20:2626 games in a row.
20:28You know, give or take.
20:29Do you hear that?
20:31How about we try chess?
20:33Backgammon? Poker?
20:35Poker?
20:40Blue is so last season.
20:42How about Kelly Green?
20:44Racing strikes will make Ken's wheels stand out in a crowd.
20:47Flames are so much cooler.
20:49If by cooler, you mean lamer.
20:51How about a dragon?
20:52Now, that would be cool.
20:55You sure this is your first time playing poker, Chelsea?
20:58Absolutely.
20:59Next hand.
21:00How does he hold them? Ace high?
21:02Nothing mild.
21:03Wild cards are for preschoolers.
21:10Ken is gonna love this!
21:12Again.
21:13One, two, three.
21:14Again.
21:15One, two, three.
21:16Come on!
21:21One, two, three.
21:22Ah!
21:27You sure you didn't hear that?
21:30Hear what?
21:34It's a gift for Salt!
21:35I can't believe it.
21:38It's the most amazing thing I've ever seen!
21:43Is that what I think it is?
21:45A one-of-a-kind, limited edition, golden schlong poofa.
21:51You're the best, babe!
21:53No, you are.
21:54No, you are.
21:55No, you are.
21:56No.
21:57You both are. Can we go for a spin?
21:58Let's ride!
22:00What's this button do?
22:07That darn golden schlong poofa.
22:21It's in the Dreamhouse!
22:28Hey, hey!
22:29Life in the Dreamhouse!
22:30Oh, yeah!
22:31Life in the Dreamhouse!
22:33Barbie!
22:34It's in the Dreamhouse!
22:42What in the world of plastic is Summer doing here?
22:45Oh, Raquel.
22:47Yeah.
22:48Did Barbie invite me?
22:50Her coolest and most fashionable friend?
22:52Uh-huh.
22:53She invited me, too.
22:54Her most coordinated friend.
22:56In sports and attraction.
23:00Midge, it's super important we get there by 3 p.m.
23:03Sure.
23:04Agreed.
23:05Absolutely.
23:06No dilly-dallying.
23:07Maybe after we meet up with Summer and Raquel, we can...
23:10Midge?
23:11They were selling them by the pound.
23:13Can you believe it?
23:15So, you want to check out the sports mart or the racket shop
23:17or athlete's barn or a cleats or oz?
23:19Perhaps.
23:20I'll be looking at my phone.
23:21Hello.
23:22Want to have a fake conversation?
23:24You do?
23:25Me, too.
23:26You two are a violation of the Malibu Mall Ordering Code.
23:30Well, then.
23:31I guess we'll just be moving along.
23:40Midge, could we maybe, um, pick up the pace just a little?
23:43Oh, of course.
23:49I hate the idea of Summer and Raquel just standing around doing nothing and waiting for us.
23:55You're violating Malibu Mall Fashion Code 25.
24:02Failure to cover your face with oversized sunglasses.
24:05We need to split up.
24:08She went that way.
24:09Violation of Malibu Mall Rule Number 99, ratting out your friend.
24:14He's not my friend!
24:17What do you think?
24:18You be protective and comply with Malibu Mall Code 25.
24:22Ooh, flip-flops!
24:25I think we lost him.
24:26I hope so.
24:27I jumped through a fountain to get away from that guy.
24:29Oh, you should have seen it.
24:30Code 24!
24:31Roger!
24:32Failure to yield to a healthy bargain.
24:35I'm not going to let anything else distract me, Barbie.
24:38I promise.
24:40Wowie!
24:41Is that a cotton candy pretzel kiosk?
24:43Midge!
24:53We made it, and it's 2.59.
24:56Whoa.
24:57You guys look...
24:58Busted.
24:59Is there something I can help you with, officer?
25:01Violation of Code 21.
25:04What in the world?
25:05Excessive good looks.
25:06You'll need a sign on it.
25:08Thank you very much, ma'am.
25:09Enjoy your day.
25:11Sweet.
25:12I've always wanted her autograph.
25:14So, what's next?
25:15Rock climbing?
25:16Parkour?
25:17The supplement shop?
25:18How about a little shopping?
25:19Yeah!
25:21Whoa!
25:36Woof, woof!
25:41Hey, hey!
25:42Life in the Dreamhouse!
25:44Oh, yeah!
25:45Life in the Dreamhouse!
25:46Barbie!
25:47Life in the Dreamhouse!
25:50Woof, woof!
25:55You sure this is a good idea?
25:58M'lady!
25:59Your new closet awaits!
26:03Barbie!
26:04Barbie!
26:05Your talented male companion has been making unauthorized modifications to your wardrobe environment.
26:09Give it a rest, circuit head.
26:11It's okay, closet.
26:12I authorized the upgrades.
26:14You what?
26:15He could not build his way out of a paper bag.
26:18I built you.
26:19I cannot believe that this plastic-headed moron is my creator.
26:23It is so embarrassing.
26:25Closet!
26:26Did you defrag your hard drive?
26:28In a minute.
26:30Barbie, how many hours a day do you spend deciding what to wear?
26:33Barbie averages 3.25 hours per day.
26:36I've actually lost 17 doll years because of it.
26:39Well, no more!
26:41I present to you the Matchin' Fashion Machine!
26:47Perfect!
26:49Awesome!
26:50I could have pulled that ensemble out of my USB port.
26:54Next up, the Mood Matrix.
26:56This baby determines your mood and changes the color of your outfit to match.
27:01Who has ever heard of a pink mood?
27:03I'm always in a pink mood.
27:07And finally, the piece de resistance.
27:10Ta-da!
27:12Imagine having all your accessories at the press of a button.
27:19Woo-hoo!
27:20I love it!
27:21You did it again!
27:23Oh no, you didn't!
27:24Socks with sandals, holiday knit sweaters, and sweatpants?
27:29Look at me!
27:31No!
27:32The corner!
27:33It was working just fine a moment ago.
27:36You dollar-eating, dumber iterator!
27:38Give me that purse!
27:40Here, Midge, let me help you.
27:45Why, you!
27:48I'm sorry, Barbie.
27:49I've ruined your closet.
27:50And even worse, I've lost my last dollar in this thing.
27:55It's okay.
27:56You'll be okay.
27:58Ha, ha, ha.
28:01Shoo, shoo, canines.
28:02Pay no attention to the robot behind the curtain.
28:04What in the world?
28:06Closet, what is the meaning of this?
28:08I, he, you...
28:11I am so sorry, Barbie.
28:13I was threatened by Ken's brilliant modifications.
28:16Oh, Closet.
28:17There's room for both of you in my life.
28:19Now, don't you have something to say to Ken?
28:21I'm sorry, Father.
28:23Ken. I mean, Ken.
28:24I guess I forgive you.
28:26Hey, who's up for sherbet?
28:28Me, me, me, me, me.
28:32Hey there, cutie.
28:33Do you know an IT specialist?
28:35Because you're making my CPU malfunction.