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00:00:00Oh my head's gonna explode.
00:00:28I have some aspirin if you need it.
00:00:32Um, hello?
00:00:35Hi.
00:00:39Headache?
00:00:42I'm Matt.
00:00:43We met last night.
00:00:44I know who you are.
00:00:46Last night a little hazy?
00:00:49I'm, I mean, you're Matt Swift.
00:00:55I am.
00:00:56And I'm here with you in your hotel room.
00:01:02Yes.
00:01:03Right.
00:01:04Well, you, and your wonderful mask, could remember your room number, let alone walk
00:01:12back to it.
00:01:13So I slept here.
00:01:16On this couch.
00:01:18Yeah.
00:01:19And I slept in the next room, in my bed.
00:01:24Where are my friends?
00:01:28Your friends?
00:01:29They went with my manager, Eric, to go celebrate.
00:01:31Celebrate what?
00:01:32Let me help you.
00:01:34Celebrate the wedding.
00:01:36Without me?
00:01:37And they just, they, they, they just left me here with a stranger?
00:01:43What?
00:01:44Stranger?
00:01:45I'm a pretty respectable guy.
00:01:54Don't panic.
00:01:56Everything has an explanation.
00:02:04Uh, please tell me this is a dream.
00:02:07It's a dream, right?
00:02:08Uh, because if it's not a dream, then I have just stolen somebody's really humongous, gorgeous
00:02:18diamond.
00:02:21Room service.
00:02:26Ah, nice.
00:02:30All right.
00:02:32You like pancakes?
00:02:33Can we talk about last night?
00:02:34Amazing, all right, huh?
00:02:36Thank you, my friend.
00:02:38Amazing, huh?
00:02:39Yeah, and I, you know, I'm shooting a super stressful movie right now, so I really needed
00:02:43to blow off some steam.
00:02:44Thank you for that.
00:02:45We were on stage with a Journey cover band.
00:02:48Journey is my absolute favorite.
00:02:50I know, I know.
00:02:51That's how you got me on stage.
00:02:53You're really going for the high notes.
00:02:55And then what happens?
00:02:56Well, you don't remember.
00:02:58You won me $6,000 at the crabs table.
00:03:00It was so great.
00:03:01Every time you go to roll the dice, you...
00:03:02Uh, you're welcome.
00:03:03Then what happens?
00:03:04Uh, oh, we went to that new club.
00:03:06The one where all the waiters, they wear the outfits made out of tinfoil.
00:03:09That sounds really weird.
00:03:10What else?
00:03:11And then we got married.
00:03:15All right, let's eat.
00:03:17Oh, no.
00:03:19I mean, I kind of thought that, oh, no, this is really, really, really bad.
00:03:25Oh, is it legal?
00:03:27It sure was, wife.
00:03:32Why do I feel so horrible?
00:03:34I didn't drink.
00:03:35I don't...
00:03:37Oh, she must have switched our drinks.
00:03:41One straw was rum.
00:03:43I got the rum.
00:03:44Look, I really think you're just overreacting.
00:03:46Oh, do you know?
00:03:47Oh, really?
00:03:48Do you know why I was in town?
00:03:49It's my bachelorette party.
00:03:51The bachelorette?
00:03:53Wait, you are the bride?
00:03:55I didn't tell you that last night.
00:03:58No, you just kept saying that weddings were stressful and overrated
00:04:01and that you just wish you could get it over with,
00:04:03which technically we did.
00:04:05Oh, this is so bad.
00:04:07Come on, let's eat.
00:04:08Come on.
00:04:09I'm going to call the lawyers tomorrow.
00:04:11We're going to get an annulment.
00:04:12Boom, two days from now, we are both going to be single again.
00:04:15Really?
00:04:16Pass it.
00:04:17It's that easy?
00:04:18I'd pay a lot of money for these lawyers.
00:04:20Eat.
00:04:21You will feel better.
00:04:23Eat.
00:04:38Good morning, Julie.
00:04:40Do you remember me?
00:04:41Eric, Matt's manager?
00:04:43Sure, sort of, a little bit, but not really at all.
00:04:45Can I help you?
00:04:46You look a little lost.
00:04:47I lost my key and forgotten my room number.
00:04:49Are we having some regrets, Julie?
00:04:51Yes, thousands.
00:04:53You promise I'll hear from him?
00:04:54I promise.
00:04:55And what if I don't?
00:04:56You will.
00:04:57But what if I don't?
00:04:58But you will.
00:04:59But I don't know either of you.
00:05:00I don't know if you're telling me the truth.
00:05:02Here is my card.
00:05:03If you need anything, just give me a call.
00:05:05You've got nothing to worry about.
00:05:06I'm going to take care of this.
00:05:07We've got it covered.
00:05:08Trust me.
00:05:09Okay.
00:05:10For the annulment and everything, my name is Jordan.
00:05:14Jordan Grady.
00:05:15Jordan.
00:05:16Got it.
00:05:17The chief ordered the toughest cops in the city to clean up the mean streets.
00:05:22Freeze!
00:05:23This guy wasn't one of them.
00:05:26Freeze!
00:05:27From the comedy team that makes the movies that make you laugh
00:05:30comes the story of one man's fight for truth, justice, and pastrami.
00:05:36Freeze!
00:05:37And the winner of Swift is Mike Storm, rookie cop.
00:05:43What have I done?
00:05:45Of course I have photographic evidence.
00:05:47I'm not an idiot.
00:05:49That's what you're offering?
00:05:51Daily Gossip offered three times that.
00:05:54Well, I'm sorry we couldn't do business together.
00:05:58What's that?
00:06:01That is a number I can work with.
00:06:08Wait, wait.
00:06:10No, you two have some explaining to do.
00:06:15Okay, okay.
00:06:17Can you guys please tell me, what is this?
00:06:22That's your list of things to do while in Vegas.
00:06:26Oh, and do you see anywhere on this list where it says,
00:06:29marry someone who is not your fiance?
00:06:32Yeah, I don't see that on there.
00:06:34Jordan, you are Mrs. Matt Swift.
00:06:37That is huge.
00:06:38That is super huge.
00:06:40He wouldn't even marry that chick from that sitcom.
00:06:42He did it for like five years.
00:06:47It's Peter.
00:06:48What are you going to tell him?
00:06:49Nothing, nothing.
00:06:50Matt said that we could get a quickie annulment
00:06:52and it could be over in like one to two days.
00:06:54So, Peter will not understand.
00:06:56We take this to the grave.
00:06:59To the grave.
00:07:00Okay?
00:07:01I promise.
00:07:04Hi, sweetie, how are you?
00:07:06Good, you're awake.
00:07:07Didn't want you to miss your flight.
00:07:08Oh, that is so sweet.
00:07:10You always think of me, honey.
00:07:12Uh-huh.
00:07:13I've been in the office for a little
00:07:14before picking you girls up.
00:07:15You know, you work too hard.
00:07:16You should give yourself a break.
00:07:18Huddled hands don't make partner by summer.
00:07:20Billable hours do.
00:07:22You're right.
00:07:23I understand, honey.
00:07:24So, is last night's wedding the biggest mistake of her life
00:07:26or is this one?
00:07:35There he is.
00:07:38All right.
00:07:40Hey.
00:07:41Oh.
00:07:43There's my bride.
00:07:45How you doing, honey?
00:07:46Great.
00:07:48And I kept it safe for you.
00:07:53Thank you.
00:07:54Felt so weird without it, like something was missing.
00:07:58Oof.
00:07:59Betty, Wilma.
00:08:01You two look worse for the wear.
00:08:03Now, if you didn't drink like Geordie,
00:08:04you'd be feeling much better today.
00:08:06Yeah.
00:08:07Geordie's way better off than us today.
00:08:13So, how was the bachelor bash?
00:08:16Terrible.
00:08:18I drank two beers and triple bogeyed every hole.
00:08:21Can't think straight under the influence, you know?
00:08:23Really ruined my day.
00:08:25I know how you feel.
00:08:29So, we can put the Martins at table 11 with the Busbys,
00:08:34or the Buzz Kills, as I like to call them.
00:08:37What do you think, sweetie?
00:08:39What, Mom?
00:08:41Aren't you paying attention?
00:08:43This is your wedding.
00:08:45I'm not doing this because I enjoy it.
00:08:47I just can't see people I don't know.
00:08:50It doesn't feel right.
00:08:51Don't mind her.
00:08:53She's still tired and cranky from her little bachelorette bash.
00:08:56And I keep saying that Vegas is one disgusting town.
00:08:58You know, I've never understood the draw of gambling.
00:09:01It seems ridiculous to throw your money at something
00:09:03with such a low rate of return.
00:09:05Oh, it's the thrill.
00:09:07The challenge of trying to beat the house.
00:09:11Are you feeling okay?
00:09:13I certainly hope that you are not coming down with something.
00:09:16I'm fine.
00:09:18Just a little tired.
00:09:19Get over it, darling.
00:09:21Weddings don't plan themselves.
00:09:25Why hasn't he called?
00:09:27It's been two days!
00:09:30It's been one day.
00:09:32It feels like ten.
00:09:33He'll call.
00:09:34How do you know?
00:09:35I'm very psychic.
00:09:36No, you're not.
00:09:37Look, he's married, too.
00:09:39It's not just you.
00:09:40Though I find it highly unfair that Jess and I can't find one husband,
00:09:43at the present time, you have two.
00:09:45Don't envy me.
00:09:46I'm a very bad person who can't own up to my own mistakes.
00:09:49I'm having a very bad time.
00:09:51I'm a very bad person who can't own up to my own mistakes.
00:09:54I'm having a very hard time living with myself.
00:09:56You can always come clean.
00:09:57Not that hard a time.
00:10:00These aren't the right size.
00:10:02They were cute.
00:10:03These are the big size.
00:10:05We have to have the small size with these tins.
00:10:07They bubble.
00:10:11Morning.
00:10:12Hi, Benny.
00:10:17Go ahead and pick up that list.
00:10:21Uh-huh.
00:10:40Hello?
00:10:41Hey, attorney, Allen's on his way in.
00:10:43Thank you.
00:10:48The Welby house has closed.
00:10:50Oh, that was so quick.
00:10:51You're doing a good job, Jordan.
00:10:52It's not going unnoticed.
00:10:54Thank you, Allen.
00:10:58Is that your fiancé?
00:10:59Where?
00:11:00He's still your fiancé?
00:11:02Yes, of course.
00:11:06Hi, sweetie, what a nice surprise.
00:11:08Hey, Peter.
00:11:16I can explain.
00:11:18So Vegas was so uneventful that you simply forgot to mention this?
00:11:22I'm sorry.
00:11:23It was really just a big misunderstanding that spiraled out of control, and I am fixing it.
00:11:27The foundation of a solid relationship is trust, and you go and pull a stunt like this?
00:11:31Peter, I am so sorry.
00:11:32You have to know that.
00:11:33And you said you wouldn't drink, Jordan.
00:11:35And I didn't.
00:11:36I mean, I tried not to.
00:11:38But what?
00:11:39You were force-fed by Jose Cuervo?
00:11:41Peter, there was a mix-up.
00:11:43Peter, there was a mix-up.
00:11:45I accidentally got Claire's drink, and then the next thing I knew, we were married.
00:11:48I knew you would react like this, which is why I wanted to handle it first.
00:11:51Of course I'd react like this.
00:11:53Were you looking for my blessing?
00:11:55Peter, nothing happened.
00:11:57Oh, no.
00:11:58A marriage happened, Jordan.
00:11:59That's not nothing.
00:12:01It was an innocent, yet severe lapse of judgment, and I promise it will not ever happen again.
00:12:09Uh-huh.
00:12:10And how does all this not interfere with our impending nuptials?
00:12:13Matt's taking care of it.
00:12:14Oh!
00:12:15Matt's taking care of it, so he's Matt to you now!
00:12:18Listen, we are going to get an annulment, and then we can just pretend like none of this ever happened.
00:12:25When?
00:12:26As soon as his lawyers call me.
00:12:29And then, I am going to marry you, and we are going to have a great life together.
00:12:35Stuck to bring on honeymoon.
00:12:41Okay.
00:12:50I am not giving any interviews, no comment.
00:12:53That's good, that's good.
00:12:54They're going to keep calling, you just keep saying that.
00:12:56You have no comment.
00:12:57Who is this?
00:12:58It's Matt.
00:13:00Please tell me you're calling to say we have our annulment.
00:13:03No, not yet, but we should know something in the next few days.
00:13:05Time is of the essence here, Matt.
00:13:07I know, I know, and Eric's informed the attorneys of that.
00:13:10Look, Jordan, I'm sorry you got dragged into my madness.
00:13:13I can't blow my nose these days without making it into the tabloids.
00:13:16Who did this?
00:13:17Who gave them that picture?
00:13:18It could have been anyone.
00:13:20Room service guy, the chapel people, a cab driver, anyone.
00:13:23People are always looking to make a quick buck.
00:13:25At our expense.
00:13:26Look, we're going to get this taken care of.
00:13:28We'll get it done.
00:13:29As soon as possible, please.
00:13:31My fiancé is not happy.
00:13:39Who wants a mushyu?
00:13:40I'll trade you for sweet and sour chicken.
00:13:43Do you have any chopsticks?
00:13:44In the utensil drawer.
00:13:46I should have brought them from my apartment.
00:13:49He's so nudey.
00:13:50You would be, too, if your fiancé married someone who wasn't you.
00:13:54I blame you.
00:13:55Well, I blame you, too, for my predicaments.
00:13:58Boo-hoo.
00:13:59Poor you.
00:14:00I'm a movie star.
00:14:01My husband's the hottest guy in the universe.
00:14:03Turn the oven on.
00:14:04I am so going in.
00:14:05I didn't want this, all right?
00:14:07I don't even think he's a good actor.
00:14:09Can I have it?
00:14:10You don't have chopsticks.
00:14:11Oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:12I thought I did.
00:14:13It's no problem.
00:14:15Let's just put in the movie.
00:14:19I hear it's funny.
00:14:21And we all could use a little bit of a laugh right now.
00:14:24Mystery wife of a movie star, Matt Swift.
00:14:27Timeline Hollywood has learned exclusively that the bride, Jordan Grady,
00:14:31works as a real estate agent for Pratt Brothers Realty.
00:14:35Not only was this marriage kept well under wraps,
00:14:37but evidently Miss Grady was scheduled to marry this man,
00:14:41attorney Peter Drake, in just a few weeks.
00:14:44While this top-secret wedding seemed to catch all of Hollywood off-card,
00:14:48no one seems to be more surprised than Lauren DeBlanc.
00:14:51I've always said that Matthew is a narcissist
00:14:54that suffers from a severe case of arrested development.
00:14:57And unless one can marry oneself,
00:15:00he would never tie the knot.
00:15:02But color me in the wrong.
00:15:05Go ahead and do it.
00:15:06Because how silly.
00:15:08He just up and married some random gold digger he just met.
00:15:13Jordan.
00:15:15Undoubtedly, we have not heard the last of Jordan Grady.
00:15:20You just went from anonymous to notorious in like 15 laughs.
00:15:25Yeah.
00:15:26That was a great laugh.
00:15:28I need to get some air.
00:15:43Hello.
00:15:44Come, come on.
00:15:45Hello.
00:15:46Come, come on.
00:15:47So here's the latest report from studio marketing on Mike Storm.
00:15:51Who?
00:15:52Rookie cop.
00:15:53Okay.
00:15:54Oh, it's tracking better.
00:15:56Wow.
00:15:58Much better.
00:15:59Your plan is working.
00:16:01Scandal broke two days ago,
00:16:03and interest in the movie's up 240% already.
00:16:06Wow, that's a lot of percent.
00:16:08It is.
00:16:09Oh, um, Matt is going to be on the cover of People magazine next week.
00:16:13Yay!
00:16:14SPR called this morning.
00:16:16His wife, too.
00:16:17This whole thing has made Matt Swift quite intriguing.
00:16:21Yay!
00:16:22I love that.
00:16:24Oh, Burt Fiedler called this morning,
00:16:26and he is ready to go through with the annulment.
00:16:30He just needs a little bit more information.
00:16:33So...
00:16:34You know what?
00:16:35Let's hold off and let it ride for a little while,
00:16:38at least until the movie opens.
00:16:40Should I let Matt know?
00:16:42I'll let you know when I see him on the set later.
00:16:45Why are you whispering?
00:16:49Halfway there.
00:16:50Thank you so much for helping with the police cards.
00:16:53I just hope it isn't all for nothing.
00:16:56Passive-aggressive doesn't suit you, Mom.
00:16:58I prefer you aggressive-aggressive.
00:17:00Fine, then I will be aggressive-aggressive.
00:17:02Jordan Elizabeth Grady,
00:17:04you have no one to blame for this predicament but yourself.
00:17:07I don't mean to pry,
00:17:08but why would you have gone and done something like this?
00:17:11I don't know.
00:17:13I guess I just freaked out.
00:17:15I mean, things have been so crazy with the wedding planning
00:17:17and Peter was stressed.
00:17:19I guess I just got carried away by a moment.
00:17:23Moments are just that, sweetie.
00:17:25Moments. Marriage is forever.
00:17:27So you better make sure it was just a moment
00:17:30and not some sort of cry for help.
00:17:33It was just a moment.
00:17:35I am positive of that,
00:17:36and I am doing everything I can to fix it.
00:17:38Well, good.
00:17:39I don't want to lose it
00:17:40because he's already put down $4,300
00:17:42in nonrefundable deposits.
00:17:44Okay, please tell Daddy not to worry.
00:17:46This wedding is happening.
00:17:48I am sure the annulment is going through as we speak.
00:18:01All right, come on, give me your best.
00:18:03Show me what you got. I'm ready.
00:18:06No problem.
00:18:07You are out of shape.
00:18:08Come on, don't blame me for my avatar shortcomings, huh?
00:18:11For phone jockey, what do you want from me?
00:18:13Hey!
00:18:14Which, by the way, is ringing off the hook for you, my friend.
00:18:16Yeah?
00:18:17Yeah.
00:18:18New business or old business?
00:18:19New. Quite new.
00:18:20Yeah?
00:18:21Come on.
00:18:22Quest PR tells me that suddenly Mike Storm,
00:18:24rookie cop, has 72% interest?
00:18:27Forget this.
00:18:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, man, you're up from 12%.
00:18:31This is good for you.
00:18:32Is this because of the marriage?
00:18:34It most definitely is because of the marriage.
00:18:37I figure Hollywood,
00:18:39a place where bad publicity
00:18:41suddenly is good for your career.
00:18:43I'm not talking about bad publicity.
00:18:45It's publicity.
00:18:46And if we hold up on the annulment until after the movie opens,
00:18:48we are looking at a very big weekend, my friend.
00:18:51She's supposed to get married really soon.
00:18:53I'm just talking about a little while.
00:18:54A matter of days.
00:18:55She'll have plenty of time to get married.
00:18:57Everybody wins here, Matt.
00:19:00Come on.
00:19:01We need this.
00:19:02You need this.
00:19:04Your career needs this.
00:19:06Okay, but the second the movie opens,
00:19:08you make this thing happen.
00:19:09Done. You got it.
00:19:12What's that? What's that?
00:19:13Do you need a shot?
00:19:14Yeah, yeah.
00:19:15There she is. There she is.
00:19:16You got it?
00:19:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:19:18Ah!
00:19:19No!
00:19:20No!
00:19:21Mike?
00:19:22Goodness.
00:19:23I was violated.
00:19:25There's a peeping Tom outside.
00:19:27He just saw me naked.
00:19:29Oh, go, go, go.
00:19:30Look, go, look.
00:19:32Ah!
00:19:34They found out where I live.
00:19:36Oh, my gosh.
00:19:37You're probably going through her trash.
00:19:38This is insane.
00:19:39It's been two days.
00:19:40I want my life back.
00:19:41You call them today and reel into them.
00:19:43Okay, don't worry.
00:19:44I will put a stop to this.
00:19:45Okay.
00:19:47No, no.
00:19:48Shh.
00:19:49No.
00:19:53Over here, over here.
00:19:54Hey, Jordy.
00:19:56I will have you know that this is illegal.
00:19:58You are trespassing on private property.
00:20:02Hey, the grass may be private property,
00:20:04but the sidewalk lives in the public domain, toots.
00:20:07Okay, well, my fiance is a lawyer.
00:20:09All right.
00:20:11Jordy?
00:20:12Jordy, one more shot.
00:20:13Hey, hold down your window, at least.
00:20:27Eric Spencer's office?
00:20:29Hi, my name is Jordan Grady.
00:20:30Oh, um, hold, please.
00:20:36This is getting these signatures ASAP.
00:20:45Eric Spencer's office?
00:20:46My name is Jordan...
00:20:47One moment, please.
00:20:48I'm so sorry.
00:20:49We are just...
00:20:50The phones are on fire today.
00:20:55Eric Spencer's office.
00:20:56Listen, it is imperative that I speak with Matt Swift.
00:20:59My name is Jordan Grady,
00:21:00and I desperately need to talk with him.
00:21:02Okay, desperate.
00:21:03Sounds important.
00:21:04Hold, please.
00:21:05I have that number.
00:21:06When that happens, it's my first day.
00:21:08I have that number here somewhere.
00:21:10If you could...
00:21:11Oh, my goodness.
00:21:12Outsmarted myself.
00:21:13All righty.
00:21:14818-555-0124.
00:21:18Thank you so much.
00:21:19I really appreciate your help.
00:21:20Thank you.
00:21:30Hey, it's Belinda here,
00:21:32and you've reached the official Matt Swift fan club line.
00:21:35If you'd like to join,
00:21:36leave your name and address after the tone,
00:21:38and I'll send you a membership kit.
00:21:40We can be united forever as soul sisters
00:21:43in our love for Matt Swift.
00:21:54I don't know how people do it.
00:21:55I feel like I'm living in a fishbowl.
00:21:57I feel like a public spectacle.
00:21:59Peter's so humiliated.
00:22:00I can't even look at him.
00:22:01I'm just wracked with guilt.
00:22:03Try calling that manager guy.
00:22:05I did,
00:22:06and my autographed picture
00:22:07will arrive in four to six weeks.
00:22:08He said he'd take my calls.
00:22:09Guess what?
00:22:10He's not taking my calls.
00:22:11So now what?
00:22:12I don't know.
00:22:14We need to go to the premiere.
00:22:16Mike Storm, rookie cop,
00:22:17is opening tomorrow night.
00:22:18Vanessa's firm is covering publicity.
00:22:19Can she get me in?
00:22:20Please.
00:22:21I'm her roommate.
00:22:22She can't even get me in.
00:22:23Great plan.
00:22:24Well thought out.
00:22:25Just show up.
00:22:26Talk to him.
00:22:27How hard can it be?
00:22:37Silly of me to think
00:22:38this would be difficult.
00:22:42There he is.
00:22:43There he is.
00:22:44Matt!
00:22:45Hey, Matt!
00:22:46Matt!
00:22:47Come here!
00:22:48Matt!
00:22:49This is a great plan.
00:22:50Matt!
00:22:51Come here!
00:22:52Listen, Matt.
00:22:53Go.
00:22:54Just go.
00:22:55There's a barricade here
00:22:56for a reason, Claire.
00:22:57As if you can't jump over
00:22:58a three-foot rope.
00:22:59I'm gonna distract
00:23:00the security guard
00:23:01and you just go.
00:23:02Hey, hey, hey.
00:23:03Excuse me.
00:23:04Yeah, come on.
00:23:05Come on.
00:23:06Hey.
00:23:07Do you work out?
00:23:10I just love a guy in uniform.
00:23:12Is that a bulletproof vest
00:23:13under there?
00:23:14It is, isn't it?
00:23:17Excuse me.
00:23:18I need to talk to Matt.
00:23:19No, I know you.
00:23:20You're a...
00:23:21My name is Jordan Grady.
00:23:22I am Matt's wife.
00:23:23And I have been trying
00:23:24to contact you.
00:23:25Right.
00:23:26Right.
00:23:27Of course.
00:23:28That's where I'm seeing you.
00:23:29Look, I'm so sorry
00:23:30I haven't gotten back
00:23:31in touch with you.
00:23:32I mean, it has been crazy
00:23:33with this movie premiere.
00:23:34Well, it's been a little crazy
00:23:35for me, too,
00:23:36seeing as how I can't get
00:23:37my marriage license
00:23:38for my upcoming wedding
00:23:39until I'm single.
00:23:40Which will be when, exactly?
00:23:41Uh...
00:23:42One sec, okay?
00:23:43Hey, Matt, excuse me.
00:23:44I am so sorry.
00:23:45Please, come here
00:23:46just for a second.
00:23:47Who's here?
00:23:48Your wifey showed up.
00:23:49I'd prefer if you
00:23:50didn't call me that.
00:23:51Excuse me.
00:23:52Whoa.
00:23:53Oh, thank you.
00:23:54I wasn't really in the mood
00:23:55to go to jail.
00:23:56Can we please talk?
00:23:57Yes.
00:23:58I need to take care
00:23:59of this first.
00:24:00Do you...
00:24:01Do you want to see the movie?
00:24:02Then can we talk?
00:24:03Definitely.
00:24:04Come on, here.
00:24:05Hey.
00:24:06Come here.
00:24:07There she goes.
00:24:08Jordan, sorry
00:24:09I'm late.
00:24:10I'm late.
00:24:11I'm late.
00:24:12I'm late.
00:24:13I'm late.
00:24:14I'm late.
00:24:15I'm late.
00:24:16I'm late.
00:24:17I'm late.
00:24:18I'm late.
00:24:19I'm late.
00:24:20I'm late.
00:24:21I'm late.
00:24:22Jordan, sorry
00:24:23it took so long
00:24:24to get in touch with you.
00:24:25What's your name?
00:24:26Shelley.
00:24:27With an E-Y.
00:24:28No, just Y.
00:24:29You didn't get in touch with me.
00:24:31I stalked you
00:24:32and risked arrest.
00:24:33Right, and I'm sorry about that.
00:24:34I've just been so busy
00:24:35promoting the film.
00:24:36Shelley, you are as pretty
00:24:37as your name.
00:24:38Oh.
00:24:39Um, we need to talk
00:24:40about our little problem here.
00:24:42Wait, can you sign one
00:24:43for my sister, Beth?
00:24:45How about to my good friend, Beth?
00:24:47She'd like that really a lot.
00:24:49Um, Peter and I
00:24:50have done some research
00:24:51and apparently
00:24:52getting an annulment
00:24:53is not as easy
00:24:54as what you might think.
00:24:55Eric's got it covered.
00:24:57You have documents
00:24:58and pie charts.
00:24:59This is not the same girl
00:25:00I met in Vegas.
00:25:01My guard was down.
00:25:02There you go.
00:25:03Well, maybe you should
00:25:04let your guard down
00:25:05a little more often.
00:25:06Look, Matt, on...
00:25:07Can we have one?
00:25:08Sure, of course.
00:25:09Thank you so much.
00:25:10My name is Susie.
00:25:12Here you go, Susie.
00:25:14Yeah.
00:25:15So, you gonna see my movie?
00:25:17Yeah, of course I am.
00:25:19Thank you.
00:25:20And I wanted
00:25:21to give this back to you.
00:25:23Keep it.
00:25:24I bought it for you.
00:25:25Or you can sell it.
00:25:27Thank you, but I can't.
00:25:29It's blood money.
00:25:30My happy future
00:25:31may have died for it.
00:25:34What's your favorite charity?
00:25:36Cancer Society.
00:25:37We'll donate it to them.
00:25:40Really?
00:25:41You'd do that?
00:25:42If you'll sit back down.
00:25:44Listen, I feel horrible
00:25:46about this.
00:25:47Although it does
00:25:49take two to marry.
00:25:51I still can't believe
00:25:52we did that.
00:25:53I can't believe I did that.
00:25:55Why did you do it?
00:25:56Why'd you marry me?
00:25:58Well, you know,
00:25:59I've thought about it a lot.
00:26:00And I really think
00:26:01it was your smile.
00:26:02It hooked me.
00:26:03There she is.
00:26:04There's the girl
00:26:05I know and marry.
00:26:06The no-nonsense smart aleck.
00:26:07She comes out
00:26:08every once in a while.
00:26:09Well, keep her coming.
00:26:10I like that girl.
00:26:11Although you still
00:26:12haven't answered my question.
00:26:14Why'd you do it?
00:26:16Um, honestly,
00:26:18I think all the time
00:26:21about everything.
00:26:22My brain never shuts up.
00:26:24And that night I just
00:26:26turned it off
00:26:27and lived in the moments.
00:26:29Turn it off.
00:26:30Words to live by.
00:26:32If only I could.
00:26:33You can.
00:26:35You just choose not to.
00:26:39Why did you marry me?
00:26:41Because we had a blast.
00:26:43My philosophy's always been
00:26:44look before you leave.
00:26:46Then look again.
00:26:47And we're friends.
00:26:50My way's more fun than yours.
00:26:52Well, my way's less complicated
00:26:53than your way.
00:26:55Might have a point.
00:26:56As evidenced by the endless stream
00:26:58of flashbulbs
00:26:59currently bombarding us.
00:27:00You know what?
00:27:01Let's get you out of here
00:27:02before you go blind.
00:27:03I got my car.
00:27:04I'll get you right home.
00:27:05Eric's taking care of things.
00:27:06Soon this'll be done
00:27:07and they can rush off
00:27:08and marry hubby number two
00:27:09and live happily ever after.
00:27:10Cars are a dream.
00:27:11I'm ready for it.
00:27:12No comment.
00:27:13Atta girl.
00:27:14Come on, Matt.
00:27:15Come on.
00:27:16Yes!
00:27:17Ha-ha!
00:27:18Initial box office numbers are in.
00:27:20Eight million on the day.
00:27:22Projecting to a $32 million weekend
00:27:24in the number one spot.
00:27:25Oh, the studio is pleased.
00:27:27They are quite pleased.
00:27:28They're talking sequel already.
00:27:30This is a fluke.
00:27:31Don't they get it?
00:27:32A sequel would be ridiculous.
00:27:34All they care about
00:27:35is the bottom line, my friend.
00:27:36And right now,
00:27:37the bottom line
00:27:38is looking quite appealing.
00:27:39Great.
00:27:40Then let's revisit
00:27:41that indie movie that I like.
00:27:42Matt, you can't go and do
00:27:43$2 million indies
00:27:44when you're this hot.
00:27:45They want franchises with you.
00:27:47I know what I'm talking about
00:27:49on this, Matt.
00:27:50You gotta trust me.
00:27:51I know, I know.
00:27:52I trust you.
00:27:53This is a big weekend for you.
00:27:55You want it.
00:27:56Enjoy it.
00:27:58You want it.
00:27:59At someone else's expense.
00:28:01Hey, now that the movie's open,
00:28:02let's make the Sonoma thing happen, okay?
00:28:04You got it, buddy.
00:28:06I will get Bird on it right away.
00:28:08Cool.
00:28:09All right, you have a good shoot today.
00:28:10Great.
00:28:11Later.
00:28:12Thanks.
00:28:13Come on, Gibbs.
00:28:14This isn't a settlement.
00:28:15This is an insult.
00:28:16No, I...
00:28:17...when they showed up last night
00:28:18to the premiere of his new movie...
00:28:20Uh, I'll call you back.
00:28:22...and heartthrob Matt Swift
00:28:24wasted no time
00:28:25squiring his new bride around town...
00:28:28Listen, our position remains the same.
00:28:32We have no comment.
00:28:34And in terms of those pregnancy rumors...
00:28:37Oh, I thought everyone had heard those.
00:28:40Yeah, people are calling me
00:28:41left and right asking me,
00:28:42but...
00:28:43Again!
00:28:44No comment!
00:28:48She's pregnant.
00:28:50I didn't say she was pregnant.
00:28:52I didn't say she wasn't pregnant.
00:28:54She very well may be,
00:28:55or she may not be.
00:28:57Who knows?
00:28:58Keeping it fresh in the press.
00:29:00I don't want a $32 million weekend, Vivian.
00:29:03No.
00:29:04I want a $42 million weekend.
00:29:07Yes!
00:29:08Come on!
00:29:09Bop, bop, hype, bop!
00:29:10Yes, taste it!
00:29:11Yes!
00:29:12Yes!
00:29:13Yes!
00:29:14All right.
00:29:15All right, come on.
00:29:16What's next?
00:29:17What do we got?
00:29:18Let's ratchet it down.
00:29:19All right, moving onward and upward.
00:29:20Whoo!
00:29:21Let me get my pen.
00:29:22All right.
00:29:30Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:31Put that down.
00:29:32Put that down.
00:29:33Let me help you.
00:29:34You are not supposed
00:29:35to be lifting heavy things.
00:29:36What are you talking about?
00:29:38Oh!
00:29:40Now they're just making stuff up.
00:29:42You need to sit down
00:29:43and not overexert yourself.
00:29:44I can't believe I had to find out this way.
00:29:46I am your best friend.
00:29:47I don't need to,
00:29:48because I'm not pregnant.
00:29:49Are you sure?
00:29:50Have you taken a test?
00:29:51I don't need to take a test.
00:29:52I'm not pregnant.
00:29:53How do you feel
00:29:54about your fiancé Jordan
00:29:55marrying Matt Swift?
00:29:56I'm going to go out on a limb
00:29:57and guess that's Peter.
00:29:59I am a lawyer.
00:30:00This is private property.
00:30:01You all are trespassing.
00:30:02Open the door, honey!
00:30:04Let's go talk in my room.
00:30:08Bring it outside!
00:30:09And then Bishop,
00:30:11he came into my office
00:30:12and he said,
00:30:13is this really the image
00:30:14you want to portray
00:30:15to the senior partners?
00:30:16None of it's true.
00:30:17One part is true.
00:30:19You went to his premiere.
00:30:22I had no choice.
00:30:23I had to find out
00:30:24what was going on.
00:30:26And what is going on?
00:30:27His lawyers are working on it.
00:30:29It does not take this long
00:30:30to file a petition.
00:30:31I've done it a thousand times.
00:30:33He assured me
00:30:34that everything is on track
00:30:35for the annulment
00:30:36this week.
00:30:37It had better be
00:30:38or I'm taking matters
00:30:39into my own hands.
00:30:40I am tired of waiting.
00:30:41So am I.
00:30:45Are you?
00:30:46Yes.
00:30:47I hope that's true, Jordan.
00:30:48Now, I have to get back
00:30:50to the office.
00:30:51You, uh, just, you,
00:30:52you sit here
00:30:53and you think about
00:30:54what you did.
00:31:07It's a sham.
00:31:09Don't insult
00:31:10the nice lady, Jordan.
00:31:11It's a beautiful dress.
00:31:13That's not what I mean.
00:31:14I'm an imposter.
00:31:16You're only supposed
00:31:17to wear white
00:31:18to your first wedding.
00:31:19Elizabeth Taylor wore white
00:31:20at five out of eight weddings.
00:31:22It really is an archaic concept.
00:31:24So could we do away
00:31:25with that large,
00:31:26scarlet edge?
00:31:27No.
00:31:28No.
00:31:29No.
00:31:30No.
00:31:31No.
00:31:32No.
00:31:33No.
00:31:34No.
00:31:35Yes.
00:31:36The large, scarlet A,
00:31:37please.
00:31:38This is supposed to be
00:31:39the happiest day of my life,
00:31:40and he's ruining it.
00:31:41Oh, yeah,
00:31:43if only he hadn't
00:31:44clubbed you over the head
00:31:46and dragged you to the altar,
00:31:47you wouldn't be
00:31:48in this predicament.
00:31:49By the way,
00:31:50we could always
00:31:51let it out in the stomach area
00:31:52to accommodate
00:31:53any unexpected growth,
00:31:54couldn't we?
00:31:55Mom,
00:31:56how many times
00:31:57do I have to tell you
00:31:58I'm not pregnant?
00:31:59These days, Jordy,
00:32:00I just don't
00:32:01know what to believe.
00:32:05I'm not pregnant.
00:32:09He called? The security guard?
00:32:11Yes! His name is Chris and he's an aspiring screenwriter.
00:32:15We're going out on Saturday night.
00:32:17Oh, he was cute. I'm glad some good came out of this debacle.
00:32:20You have to come with me. Here, I can't go with you on your first date.
00:32:23You have to! I do everything wrong and I don't want to screw it up.
00:32:27I need you to run interference between me and my mouth.
00:32:31Okay, I will see if Peter wants to go.
00:32:33You can double date if you need a shot.
00:32:36Uh, I gotta go. Okay, goodbye!
00:32:38Okay, bye.
00:32:39Uh, hey, you got a minute?
00:32:41I was just going over my new listings.
00:32:43So this circus is getting a little out of hand, don't you think?
00:32:49I am so, so sorry, Alan.
00:32:53I'm really, really trying to handle the situation.
00:32:57Maybe you should take some time off.
00:32:59Get the whole thing squared away.
00:33:02Are you firing me?
00:33:03Oh, no, nothing like that.
00:33:05It's just a bit disruptive to me and co-workers.
00:33:10You were going to take time off for the honeymoon.
00:33:12You'll just start a little sooner.
00:33:16Okay.
00:33:27Eric Spencer's office.
00:33:29Do not put me on hold.
00:33:30This is Jordan Grady. I am the current wife of Matt Swift,
00:33:32and I need to speak with Eric urgently.
00:33:34Okay, just one moment, please.
00:33:43Hey, Jordan. How are ya?
00:33:45I'm not happy. Thank you for asking.
00:33:47Oh. Is there anything I can do about that?
00:33:50I am sick of waiting for you people to contact me.
00:33:52I know, I know. I'm so sorry.
00:33:54These things take time.
00:33:56You know, I keep hearing that, and still no progress.
00:33:58So I need you to put me in touch with Matt Swift today.
00:34:02That is easier said than done.
00:34:04He's a busy guy. He's shooting a movie.
00:34:06All I have to do is walk outside my front door,
00:34:09and I have the attention of the entire press corps.
00:34:12So you have him call me, or I go out there,
00:34:14and I make up some very dirty dirt.
00:34:17Okay. Um, I'll tell you what.
00:34:19Why don't you come by the studio Monday, say 1 o'clock-ish?
00:34:23That's what I thought you'd say.
00:34:27No, I'm actually pretty pleased with the latest draft,
00:34:31so I'll hear if the agent's interested next week.
00:34:35That's great, Chris. Good luck with that.
00:34:37Thanks.
00:34:39You know who would actually be great for this
00:34:41is a guy named Matt Swift.
00:34:44You know who would actually be great for this is Matt Swift.
00:34:48Oh.
00:34:49I know it's a lot to ask,
00:34:51but do you think that there's any way you could slip him a script?
00:34:58I don't really know him.
00:35:03I thought that you were...
00:35:05Him.
00:35:07You know, I read something today
00:35:11that the term getting fired,
00:35:14it actually stems from olden days
00:35:17where they would just burn people's houses down to get rid of them.
00:35:20Really? Wow.
00:35:22Where did you read that random yet fascinating tidbit?
00:35:27Cosmo.
00:35:29It's really great that we've evolved as a people.
00:35:32Have we evolved?
00:35:34I don't think so.
00:35:42Hi, my name is Jordan.
00:35:44Yes, Miss Grady, your husband's expecting you,
00:35:47so you'll just want to go straight down here, make a left,
00:35:50and then you'll see a parking space clearly marked with your name on it.
00:35:53Have a nice day. Thanks.
00:35:56This lovely lady leaning on the car.
00:35:59Thank you.
00:36:01And, uh, the older gentleman, we need him on his mark.
00:36:08Hi, Miss Grady.
00:36:10We have a chair for you over here.
00:36:12Oh, thank you.
00:36:14Oh, thank you.
00:36:16Oh, thank you.
00:36:18Oh, thank you.
00:36:20Oh, thank you.
00:36:22Hi, Miss Grady.
00:36:24We have a chair for you over here.
00:36:26Oh, thank you. And it's Jordan.
00:36:28Rolling.
00:36:30We're about to break for lunch.
00:36:32You can watch the action in that monitor.
00:36:42And action.
00:36:45You think you got problems?
00:36:48We all got problems, Mickey.
00:36:51Some of us just deal with them better than others.
00:36:55Some of us don't rat out our friends when the going gets tough.
00:37:00Some of us live by a code.
00:37:03Loyalty.
00:37:06And others don't.
00:37:08So, where do you live, Mickey?
00:37:11Huh?
00:37:13Where do you live?
00:37:15And cut!
00:37:17Beautiful, gentlemen.
00:37:20All right, that's the one.
00:37:22And, uh, let's watch.
00:37:24Hey, little lady.
00:37:27First time on a movie set?
00:37:28You are quite the show-off.
00:37:30Well, thank you very much.
00:37:32What'd you think?
00:37:33I'm no expert, but I thought you were a little stiff.
00:37:37Stiff?
00:37:39Really? How?
00:37:42I don't know. It just didn't seem very natural.
00:37:46Hold that thought.
00:37:49Cal, I want to go again.
00:37:52Just another one.
00:37:54Buddy, it was perfect. You don't need another take.
00:37:56No, no, no. I was stiff. I was stiff.
00:37:59Guys, I'm sorry about this. We're gonna go one more time.
00:38:02Let's take it back to one.
00:38:04All right, everybody back. Back to one.
00:38:08One more time.
00:38:16Thank you.
00:38:18There you go.
00:38:20Oh, nice.
00:38:22Thank you.
00:38:23My last three films have bombed.
00:38:25And Mike Storm, Rookie Cop? It's a fluke.
00:38:28I've been getting bad advice for too long now.
00:38:30And I trust your judgment.
00:38:31Why? You don't even know me.
00:38:33Because you call it as it is, Jordan.
00:38:35You never ask for anything. You don't have an angle.
00:38:37That's not true. I want an annulment.
00:38:40See? You're blowing holes in my head.
00:38:43See? You're blowing holes in my theory already.
00:38:46That's what I'm talking about.
00:38:48Hollywood is this opportunistic world.
00:38:50You never know who to trust.
00:38:52And along comes this big blue-eyed girl who, not to brag,
00:38:56is in a position that a lot of girls would want to be in.
00:38:58And all you want is out.
00:38:59So I should consider myself lucky?
00:39:01Absolutely. Sweepstakes lucky.
00:39:03You did say that night it was fate.
00:39:05Are you sure I said fate and not fake?
00:39:07Oh, I don't think you said fake brought us together.
00:39:09Maybe you should have your ears checked.
00:39:11I think you need to realize you said it and you should own it.
00:39:13Okay, fine. I said it.
00:39:15But just because I said it doesn't mean I meant it.
00:39:17Of course. Whatever you say.
00:39:19Look, Matt.
00:39:21You are not the vapid, egotistical Hollywood actor
00:39:25that I thought you were.
00:39:27Oh, well, give me some time. I'll actually get to that point.
00:39:30But I would like my life to go back to normal.
00:39:33No more cameras in my bathroom window.
00:39:35No more timeline Hollywood reports.
00:39:37And Peter can't even look at me.
00:39:39He's a stranger, and I don't blame him.
00:39:41Does he know how hard you're working to fix this mess?
00:39:43I don't think he cares. He wants results now.
00:39:45Well, he's gonna get results.
00:39:47We're gonna be single by Friday.
00:39:49Just try to keep your week open.
00:39:51I hope so.
00:39:53If you'll notice in this article,
00:39:55not all annulments are granted.
00:39:57It really depends on the judge.
00:39:59Organized there.
00:40:01Look, Eric's told us he's assured me.
00:40:03They're gonna tell us whatever we need to know
00:40:05so that the annulment will be granted.
00:40:07I trust you.
00:40:11And just so you know,
00:40:13I wouldn't have gone to the press about you.
00:40:17Well, by the way,
00:40:19just so you know,
00:40:21I never really thought you would.
00:40:23You're a good person, Jordan Grady.
00:40:25You're not the best judge of acting talent,
00:40:27but you're a good person.
00:40:33Come on, Mickey.
00:40:35I told you, Carmine.
00:40:37I'm in it with you 100%.
00:40:39I ain't no rat.
00:40:43Really?
00:40:45That's the best you could do?
00:40:47It's no worse than what you just did.
00:40:49Thank you. Thank you.
00:40:51All right, this is serious, Jordan.
00:40:53Okay?
00:40:55You're playing an 80-year-old, lifetime gangster.
00:40:57Channel the mobster.
00:40:59Just feel the mobsters.
00:41:01Be the mobster.
00:41:03Okay, okay, I'm sorry to ruin your scene.
00:41:05Let's try this again.
00:41:09I told you, Carmine.
00:41:11I'm in it with you 100%.
00:41:13I ain't no rat.
00:41:15You know what?
00:41:17I'm thinking you're more of the gangster's mole.
00:41:19Let's try that.
00:41:21The Lana scene.
00:41:23Yeah, let's try that.
00:41:25Hey.
00:41:27How you doing, sir?
00:41:29Good.
00:41:31I'm Matt Swiss, attorney.
00:41:33I have these documents for him to sign.
00:41:35Okay.
00:41:37What's your name?
00:41:39Look, guy, I'm here every other day to see him.
00:41:41You do this to me every time.
00:41:43Thank you very much.
00:41:45You're welcome.
00:41:47You're welcome.
00:41:49You're welcome.
00:41:51You're welcome.
00:41:53Thank you very much.
00:42:01I've had enough of you, all right?
00:42:03You think you work for Rock or not?
00:42:05You work for me now.
00:42:07But you'll watch it, all right?
00:42:09Hey, hey!
00:42:11You were on my set!
00:42:13Whoa!
00:42:15What is going on?
00:42:17What is this, guy?
00:42:19Oh, no problem.
00:42:21I'm all set here.
00:42:23Please escort that gentleman off the lot.
00:42:25Are you all right?
00:42:27Who is this man?
00:42:31We can work around this, Matt.
00:42:33Yeah, we can't cover it until the swelling goes down.
00:42:35It won't match.
00:42:37Great.
00:42:39Once again, I don't make my day.
00:42:41You!
00:42:43You go down to security
00:42:45and you tell them no one gets on this set
00:42:47without a pass, a picture ID,
00:42:49and a note from God!
00:42:51Do you understand me? Then go!
00:42:53Move! Move faster!
00:42:55Oh, nice shiner.
00:42:57You're supposed to duck.
00:42:59Oh, he's fast for an attorney.
00:43:01Sugar Ray lawyer.
00:43:03Sugar Ray lawyer. That's good.
00:43:05Any messages?
00:43:07Your mom wanted to make sure you're eating meat
00:43:09for dinner next weekend.
00:43:11When did I stop?
00:43:13She read it in Movie Line's famous vegetarians issue
00:43:15and wanted to double check.
00:43:17Your dad called, wanted to know if you should file the petition for annulment yet.
00:43:19What?
00:43:21It was filed right after the movie opened.
00:43:23Not according to Bert.
00:43:25He said he was supposed to hold off per your orders
00:43:27until Eric gave him the go-ahead.
00:43:29You mean this process hasn't even started yet?
00:43:31Evidently not.
00:43:33Wait, wait, wait.
00:43:35Oh.
00:43:37I'll get the other one.
00:43:39That
00:43:41is gross.
00:43:43Ugh.
00:43:47Hi.
00:43:49Hey.
00:43:51Uh, what's
00:43:53all this junk?
00:43:55Nice to see you too, honey.
00:43:57I thought I'd start slowly bringing my things over
00:43:59so I don't bombard you all at once.
00:44:01Sheets and towels.
00:44:03I have sheets and towels.
00:44:05For one person, but there are going to be two people living here,
00:44:07which is why I brought closet organizers.
00:44:09Great. So now I'll have a bunch of mismatched sheets and towels
00:44:11littering my linen closet.
00:44:13I have it all charted out.
00:44:15Hey.
00:44:17Do whatever you want, Jordan.
00:44:19Did I do something to you?
00:44:21I mean, aside from the obvious?
00:44:23What were you doing at the movie studio today?
00:44:27What?
00:44:29I followed you.
00:44:31I went to talk to him about the annulment.
00:44:33Is it done?
00:44:35This week.
00:44:37By Friday.
00:44:39I see.
00:44:41Peter.
00:44:43Because you like this life.
00:44:45You love being in the limelight.
00:44:47Hollywood premieres, movie studios.
00:44:49I've never seen you this happy.
00:44:51Oh, yeah, that's right. I'm just ecstatic.
00:44:53I have no job, no privacy, and a fiancé
00:44:55who will hardly look at me.
00:44:57Oh, gosh. Whose fault is this, Jordan?
00:44:59How many times do I have to apologize?
00:45:01I made a mistake that I am trying to remedy.
00:45:03When will you stop punishing me?
00:45:05I don't think I can trust you again.
00:45:07Thank you, Peter.
00:45:11Thank you for being so forthcoming.
00:45:13I am glad to know who you really are
00:45:15before we pledge our lives to each other.
00:45:19Oh, hey.
00:45:21I hope Matt enjoys his sheets and towels
00:45:23and closet organizers.
00:45:29Very big money.
00:45:31Hey, look, you know I have a deal in the works.
00:45:33I'm not going to let you down.
00:45:35Hey, look, you know I have a deal in the works.
00:45:37Oh, can I call you back?
00:45:39Nice shiner.
00:45:41Whoa. Nice shiner.
00:45:43Thanks.
00:45:45To you.
00:45:47The annulment was supposed to be taken care of by now.
00:45:49Fat.
00:45:51Yeah.
00:45:53You got to trust that I know what I'm doing here, Matt.
00:45:55No, I told you to end this.
00:45:57Yeah, and I needed to keep you in the news,
00:45:59whether you wanted it or not.
00:46:01Mike Storm, rookie cop, has exceeded all expectations.
00:46:03And...
00:46:05Boom!
00:46:07I got your quote up.
00:46:09And what about her?
00:46:11Who, her?
00:46:13Oh, you mean the wifey?
00:46:15Yes, my wife.
00:46:17And her name is Jordan.
00:46:19You're messing with someone's life here.
00:46:21So what?
00:46:23She's freeloading.
00:46:25She's latched herself onto your celebrity.
00:46:27There are a dime a dozen in this town.
00:46:29She doesn't deserve this.
00:46:31Okay, fine.
00:46:33Okay, no, she's a wonderful,
00:46:35terrific girl,
00:46:37and we will fix this now, okay?
00:46:39You, my friend,
00:46:41should be thanking me.
00:46:47You hired me to manage you
00:46:49because you trust my judgment.
00:46:51Everything I've ever done has been for you.
00:46:53No, everything you've ever done
00:46:55is because you got 10% writing on it.
00:46:57Oh, come on, man.
00:46:59Oh, overreact here.
00:47:01I'm not doing overreact.
00:47:03I'm just questioning whether or not
00:47:05I need you as my manager anymore.
00:47:11I'll sue you.
00:47:15We have a contract.
00:47:17Well, thanks, Eric.
00:47:19You just made that decision a lot easier.
00:47:23All right, look, you know, just take some time
00:47:25to cool off, all right?
00:47:27See you tomorrow.
00:47:29Come on, man.
00:47:31Great. This is great.
00:47:33Vivian?
00:47:35Yes, I am right here. I didn't hear anything.
00:47:37Unbelievable.
00:47:39Peter hasn't called.
00:47:41The wedding's off.
00:47:43He'll call, Jordy.
00:47:45Once he cools off, he's not gonna throw away
00:47:47your entire relationship.
00:47:49Maybe that's Prince Charming right now.
00:47:57Oh, my goodness.
00:48:03I'm sorry?
00:48:05Oh, come in, please. Come in, sir.
00:48:07Why is she talking like that?
00:48:09Uh, Jordy. Hi.
00:48:11My husband is here in my house.
00:48:13Mm.
00:48:15Nice shiner. Yeah.
00:48:17Stunt gone awry. Occupational hazards.
00:48:19That's why you didn't get the big bucks.
00:48:21Um, could we... Could you have a minute?
00:48:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:48:25Chris, uh, we'll leave you two alone.
00:48:27Oh, don't forget to tell him about Chris' script.
00:48:29Yeah.
00:48:31Okay.
00:48:33Bye.
00:48:35So I hope it's okay that I just came by.
00:48:37Yeah, we were just, uh,
00:48:39eating pizza. Okay.
00:48:41And...
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:45I mean, the whole thing's my fault.
00:48:47My first mistake was thinking
00:48:49Eric and I were friends.
00:48:51Yeah. Aside from my family and childhood friends,
00:48:53most people in my world are
00:48:55paid to be there.
00:48:57That's sad. Yeah.
00:48:59I trust too easily, I guess.
00:49:01When you're in my position,
00:49:03people just tell you what you want to hear.
00:49:05Except for you.
00:49:07You never seem to do that,
00:49:09Jordan.
00:49:11You never seem to.
00:49:13Well, I'm glad I'm able to please somebody these days.
00:49:15Peter's still mad.
00:49:17He's not speaking to me.
00:49:19I don't know if we're on or we're off.
00:49:21I know I'm at fault,
00:49:23but he's got to give a little,
00:49:25otherwise I don't know what we have.
00:49:27Yeah. And at least now we know what the holdup was.
00:49:29The annulment's moving forward.
00:49:31I don't think that matters anymore.
00:49:33I mean the urgency.
00:49:35What's he saying? I can't hear what he's saying.
00:49:37Does he love her?
00:49:39Well...
00:49:41Go, go, go.
00:49:43I wanted to tell you that
00:49:45Eric wasn't the only one.
00:49:47Excuse us. We thought you guys might want a little
00:49:49food, dude.
00:49:51Thank you. I'm good.
00:49:53Yeah? Yeah, you are.
00:49:55Wow.
00:50:01Yeah.
00:50:03Do you want to go out?
00:50:05I mean, out.
00:50:07Out?
00:50:09Yeah, we both could use a little fun, right?
00:50:15What else?
00:50:17Oh, oh, and mini corndogs.
00:50:19Excuse me. Two black and white milkshakes
00:50:21and an order of mini corndogs.
00:50:23Good call. You want a drink-drink?
00:50:25Wow. Oh.
00:50:27Right. Sorry. That's what got us into this mess.
00:50:29Thank you. I really think
00:50:31that a table full of junk food is exactly
00:50:33what we needed right now. Agreed.
00:50:35Just don't tell my personal trainer. Oh, I already put it
00:50:37on my blog. Sorry.
00:50:41You play? What?
00:50:43Competitive air hockey?
00:50:45Never. Not even once?
00:50:47I don't know how. Oh, it's a piece of cake.
00:50:49Come on. Oh, we should get some cake.
00:50:51Oh, yeah. Right after the air hockey.
00:50:53Or my corndogs. We still have to cool.
00:50:55Come on. All right.
00:50:57Come on. I just don't want to embarrass you by
00:50:59beating you mercilessly.
00:51:01Oh, you think you're going to beat me? I could.
00:51:03You're cute and all, but you don't seem very athletic.
00:51:05Are you? Look. Look at these guns right here, huh?
00:51:07Look, I once learned
00:51:09how to joust for a movie in four days.
00:51:11I think I can take in a little air hockey.
00:51:13Is your money where your mouth is?
00:51:15Oh, my money is always where my mouth is.
00:51:17What does that even mean?
00:51:19It means you're about to get slaughtered.
00:51:21Bring it on.
00:51:29Oh, she shoots.
00:51:31She scores.
00:51:33It's a hat trick for Gretzky.
00:51:35The crowd goes wild.
00:51:37I can't believe it.
00:51:39You. You're a rigger.
00:51:41You practically forced me to play.
00:51:43What was I supposed to do, let you win?
00:51:45I don't cave to celebrity.
00:51:47This. This is the Jordan I know and love.
00:51:49I had to blow off steam a little more often.
00:51:51Do you think I'm uptight?
00:51:53Perhaps a wee bit rigid.
00:51:55I'm going to pretend you didn't say that,
00:51:57and I'm going to go bask in my glory
00:51:59with a mini-corndog.
00:52:01Oh, where did they find you?
00:52:03Someone tweets, and it's a matter of minutes.
00:52:05Superhighway.
00:52:07Information Autobahn.
00:52:11Where'd he go?
00:52:13I don't know.
00:52:15You okay?
00:52:17Yeah.
00:52:19Uh, maybe out front?
00:52:25Corndog.
00:52:27Corndogs.
00:52:29Mm. Missy, missy.
00:52:31Looks like someone's been out past our curfew.
00:52:33And it also looks like someone hasn't been
00:52:35in since last night.
00:52:37Oh.
00:52:39And it also looks like someone hasn't been
00:52:41answering their cell,
00:52:43because Peter called me
00:52:45a micelle
00:52:47looking for you.
00:52:49Oh.
00:52:51Oh.
00:52:55Listen, just move to 333.
00:52:57Yeah.
00:52:59No, I won't be too long.
00:53:01Listen, I got to go.
00:53:03I'll see you at the office.
00:53:05Hi.
00:53:07Listen, I hope you don't mind I already ordered,
00:53:09but I have to get back to the office.
00:53:11It's okay. I don't have much of an appetite.
00:53:13So, I've been doing a lot
00:53:15of thinking about us.
00:53:17So have I. And I know
00:53:19I've disappointed you, but
00:53:21is it really worth throwing away
00:53:23eight years together?
00:53:25Yes.
00:53:27Yes, it is.
00:53:29What?
00:53:31Jordan, maybe you can get past all this,
00:53:33but I can't.
00:53:35The woman I fell in love with, she was
00:53:37responsible and considerate.
00:53:39She would never do the things you've done.
00:53:41I'm still
00:53:43the same person.
00:53:45Well, then maybe you're not who I thought you were.
00:53:47So what are you saying?
00:53:51I'm saying
00:53:53I don't want to marry you anymore.
00:53:57I'm saying I'd like my
00:53:59grandmother's ring back.
00:54:05Okay.
00:54:17Mom, I am not in the mood to hear about
00:54:19how I've ruined my life.
00:54:21Well, good, because I didn't come to tell you that.
00:54:23I came actually because I thought you might need me.
00:54:25I don't know what I'm going to do.
00:54:27You're going to do exactly what
00:54:29you have been doing. It'll just be
00:54:31without Peter.
00:54:33Have you found a new roommate yet?
00:54:35The press scared everyone off, so it's fate that you're back.
00:54:37What are we going to tell everyone?
00:54:39That the wedding has been
00:54:41indefinitely postponed. You don't
00:54:43owe anyone an explanation.
00:54:45I think they'll be able to do the math.
00:54:47Yes, but you can't keep the crystal
00:54:49bowls. I love the crystal bowls.
00:54:51Everything has to go back.
00:54:55I had my whole life planned out.
00:54:57I knew exactly what it was going to be.
00:54:59I think that deep down
00:55:01you weren't ready to marry Peter.
00:55:03You said it yourself. You got caught up in a
00:55:05moment. Whenever I'm with Matt
00:55:07there's just no stress. I can just be
00:55:09me and not worry about what people think.
00:55:11Sounds to me like maybe Vegas was more
00:55:13than just a moment.
00:55:15I don't know what I'm going to do. I'm so
00:55:17confused. Everything's just a mess.
00:55:19Jordy,
00:55:21everything is going
00:55:23to be okay.
00:55:25And when the time is right,
00:55:27and when the guy is right,
00:55:29your life is going to fall into place
00:55:31perfectly.
00:55:33I hope so.
00:55:39Hello?
00:55:41Jordy,
00:55:43it's for you.
00:55:47Hello.
00:55:49We have
00:55:51our hearing date.
00:55:55Thanks.
00:55:57Since
00:55:59it's evident that you were both clearly
00:56:01of unsound mind at the time of
00:56:03this marriage, I'm going to grant you this
00:56:05annulment.
00:56:09Marriage is an institution
00:56:11that too many people take too lightly
00:56:13these days. I expect
00:56:15that you both will think long and hard
00:56:17before jumping into these
00:56:19waters again.
00:56:21Your Honor. Jordan,
00:56:23talk to us. It's a sad day. Matt dumped you.
00:56:25How are you feeling right now? Come on, Matt. Talk to us.
00:56:27Come on, Jordy. What was it like
00:56:29in court? Why now? Why such a short one?
00:56:31No comment, guys. No comment.
00:56:33Jordy, just talk to us for a couple of seconds here.
00:56:35Give us some time, Jordy.
00:56:37Excuse me. Thank you. Matt,
00:56:39who dumped who? No comment.
00:56:43You okay? None of this matters anymore.
00:56:45Peter called off the wedding.
00:56:49I'm sorry to hear that. It's okay.
00:56:51It's better to know who Peter is
00:56:53before things get complicated. Yeah.
00:56:55I guess.
00:56:57Times have been pretty trying for us lately, haven't they?
00:56:59Do you always speak in movie dialogue?
00:57:01Sorry. Occupational hazard.
00:57:03Listen.
00:57:05I'm going down to San Diego this weekend
00:57:07to see my parents for some rest,
00:57:09home-cooked meals, and some serious board games
00:57:11with Ethel and Mike.
00:57:13Would you want to join us?
00:57:17Why?
00:57:19Because it's fun.
00:57:21It's well off the beaten path from these guys.
00:57:23Give you a chance to decompress
00:57:25undisturbed. Besides,
00:57:27me and my ego need a chance to redeem
00:57:29ourselves from that air hockey debacle.
00:57:31As if that's possible.
00:57:33I happen to know that fun is the best medicine
00:57:35for you.
00:57:37What do you say?
00:57:39Okay. I'll go.
00:57:45Oh.
00:57:47Here he is at the senior prom.
00:57:49Isn't he precious?
00:57:51Mom?
00:57:53There it is. Proof.
00:57:55A mother loves her child no matter how big of a dork he is.
00:57:57Yeah, or how big his head gets.
00:57:59You see?
00:58:01That's why I come home. These two remind me of
00:58:03all my awkward years
00:58:05and the insecurities come flooding back.
00:58:07You're pretty cute.
00:58:09Oh, and there he is, the only year he played baseball.
00:58:11Only the most humiliating year of my life.
00:58:13All my life, all I ever wanted
00:58:15was a son.
00:58:17And the major leagues.
00:58:19But my son? What does he decide to do?
00:58:21Wear tights.
00:58:23Yes, Michael, if only our son had made something
00:58:25of himself.
00:58:27Bam!
00:58:29He's outta there!
00:58:31So, um,
00:58:33you know everything?
00:58:35Matt and I are very close.
00:58:37And you must not think
00:58:39very highly of me.
00:58:41Oh, on the contrary. I think you're the one person
00:58:43that hasn't wanted something from my son.
00:58:45I have never done anything
00:58:47that crazy. I...
00:58:49I take marriage very
00:58:51seriously.
00:58:53I believe you, Jordan.
00:58:57So, what do you think
00:58:59of Matthew? Oh, I like him.
00:59:01Oh, good. He's funny and sarcastic
00:59:03and annoyingly
00:59:05famous, but
00:59:07he makes me laugh.
00:59:09Bam!
00:59:11I think you're good for him.
00:59:13We're just friends.
00:59:15It's thrown together through outrageous
00:59:17circumstances.
00:59:19Maybe so.
00:59:21But I haven't seen Matthew look this happy with a girl
00:59:23for a very long time.
00:59:31It's really good.
00:59:35It needs some work, but
00:59:37it's just the kind of thing that Eric would've passed on without telling me.
00:59:39I think it gives you a chance
00:59:41to show what you've got.
00:59:43Yeah.
00:59:45I'm gonna call the studio tomorrow.
00:59:47We'll see how much Eric told me was true.
00:59:49I wonder if they'd back me on this, though.
00:59:51I bet they would.
00:59:53You're a ridiculously huge star.
00:59:55I mean, I don't
00:59:57marry just anyone. I have pretty high standards.
00:59:59Is that so?
01:00:03It's pretty out here, isn't it?
01:00:07You wanna, uh...
01:00:09You wanna go in?
01:00:13Oh, um...
01:00:15I don't wanna get my hair wet.
01:00:17You don't wanna get...
01:00:19Come on. You don't have to go underwater.
01:00:21You could just, you know...
01:00:23Well, I, um...
01:00:25don't really know
01:00:27how to swim.
01:00:29I never really learned.
01:00:31Oh.
01:00:33Okay.
01:00:35Would you want me to get you some
01:00:37of the arm floaties?
01:00:39I know that my nephew has some around here.
01:00:41That's okay. I don't need floaties.
01:00:47Is this...
01:00:49Is this like the air hockey moment? Huh?
01:00:51You tell me you don't know how to swim and you pull
01:00:53an Olympic medal out of your pocket?
01:00:55No, really, truly, I don't know how to swim.
01:00:57Not that hard.
01:00:59I could show you.
01:01:01In your clothes?
01:01:03What?
01:01:05You want in my clothes?
01:01:07No.
01:01:09Oh, I'll... That sounds like a dare to me.
01:01:11I... I will show you.
01:01:17Serious. I will do this.
01:01:21Yeah!
01:01:27You see?
01:01:29You see? I did it.
01:01:31I survived.
01:01:33How do you swim?
01:01:35Well, trust me, I'm feeling very,
01:01:37very optimistic about your abilities.
01:01:39Come on!
01:01:41Thank you so much again.
01:01:43You gotta turn it off, Jordan Grady.
01:01:45Turn it off and let go.
01:01:47You're the thing that scares you to death.
01:01:49Drowning?
01:01:51Yeah, I should rephrase that.
01:01:53I promise you I won't let you drown.
01:01:55You can do it.
01:01:57Are you okay?
01:01:59Yeah.
01:02:01You did it.
01:02:03You told me to let go.
01:02:05You took a chance.
01:02:07And you survived.
01:02:21Give me that.
01:02:27Thank you.
01:02:39So I love your parents.
01:02:41They're a bit much at times.
01:02:43Very sweet.
01:02:45Well, I hope my mom with her photos
01:02:47didn't go overboard.
01:02:49I love the photos.
01:02:51And my dad.
01:02:53He's kooky.
01:02:55I wish he would heat the pool.
01:02:57Yeah, he gets a little cheap.
01:03:01So, uh,
01:03:03do you want to come in?
01:03:05Yeah, I'd love to, but I've got a ton of meetings.
01:03:07Call you soon?
01:03:09Thank you for this weekend.
01:03:11For everything.
01:03:13That was nice.
01:03:25Yeah.
01:03:27Matthew.
01:03:29Eric, why are you calling me?
01:03:31We had a disagreement.
01:03:33It's not the first time I had a knock-down-drag-out
01:03:35with one of my clients.
01:03:37Happens in all relationships.
01:03:39So now we dust ourselves off,
01:03:41and we move forward.
01:03:43Yeah, well, I've got different ideas for my career,
01:03:45and I'm sorry you don't fit in the picture anymore.
01:03:47Buddy, come on. We had six great years together.
01:03:49Eric, it's done.
01:03:51I'm going with Kathy Riley at CBK.
01:03:53You still have one year left on your contract with me.
01:03:55Let's do this civilized.
01:03:57When you mess with my livelihood,
01:03:59we are way beyond civilized.
01:04:09I'm so happy I had you back.
01:04:11It's kind of like I was never gone.
01:04:13Yeah, well, some of your stuff was,
01:04:15and I really missed it.
01:04:17Help me put it away, and maybe it will never leave you again.
01:04:19You know how I am.
01:04:21I'm done.
01:04:23Okay, well, I'm only helping you
01:04:25because you're going back to work tomorrow,
01:04:27not because you're an OCD freak.
01:04:29It's Eric Spencer, Matt's agent.
01:04:33Hello, Mr. Spencer?
01:04:35Jordan,
01:04:37I have some information about your precious Matt
01:04:39that you might find interesting.
01:04:41He just might not be the cat you think he is.
01:04:45Does that pique your interest, sweetie?
01:04:51Yeah.
01:05:07Hey.
01:05:11What's the matter?
01:05:13Eric called me.
01:05:15I see.
01:05:17You told him to wait until the movie opened to start the annulment?
01:05:19Why would you use me like that?
01:05:21I never should have gone along with it.
01:05:23It was stupid and insensitive,
01:05:25and I'm sorry.
01:05:27So I'm just supposed to make all of this okay for you?
01:05:29No, no, that's not what I'm asking.
01:05:31Jordan, just let me say this.
01:05:33Ever since the weekend of my parents,
01:05:35I can't stop thinking about you.
01:05:37You're amazing, beautiful,
01:05:39and just knowing you
01:05:41has made me realize how cheap
01:05:43my little Matt Swift world has become.
01:05:45I will do anything and everything
01:05:47I can to make this up to you.
01:05:49It's a great performance, Matt.
01:05:51Jordan, please. Please leave. No.
01:05:53Just go. Go.
01:05:55Come on. Leave.
01:06:03Thank you, sir.
01:06:07The Nistlers are getting restless.
01:06:11I want to know why Escrow is taking so long.
01:06:13The mortgage company has to do their due diligence,
01:06:15and I don't have the greatest credit in the world,
01:06:17so they're going to need to be patient.
01:06:27Are you going to answer that?
01:06:29No. I know who it is.
01:06:31It's not important.
01:06:33Are you okay?
01:06:35Yes, I really am.
01:06:37And I know the Nistlers are good friends of yours,
01:06:39so please tell them that I am going to get them their dream house.
01:06:41I promise.
01:06:43I know it sounds like a lot, but I just
01:06:45need you to keep your head in the game, okay?
01:06:47I will. I promise to focus.
01:06:49All right.
01:07:01Hello. It's Jordan Grady.
01:07:03Please leave a message.
01:07:05Jordan, it's me, Matt.
01:07:07I'm trying to reach you. I'm sorry.
01:07:09Please talk to me.
01:07:13Great yard.
01:07:15Yeah.
01:07:17The thing I like about this house is the breakfast nook.
01:07:19Come on. Check it out.
01:07:21Jordan, please. Come on. I'm trying to talk to you.
01:07:23Would you...
01:07:25All right. I'll call you at home tonight.
01:07:31Oh, Mom.
01:07:33Oh, how are you holding up?
01:07:35Today was my wedding day.
01:07:37I know.
01:07:39That's why I'm here.
01:07:41Are you okay?
01:07:43I guess so.
01:07:51Aren't you going to answer that?
01:07:53No. It's him again.
01:07:55Wow.
01:07:57A celebrity stalking a civilian.
01:07:59Now that's a first.
01:08:01So maybe you should hear what he has to say.
01:08:03Why? What's the point?
01:08:05Because you said yourself he's a good person.
01:08:07What he did was wrong,
01:08:09but he's trying to apologize.
01:08:11You know firsthand how that feels.
01:08:13He used me for his career.
01:08:21Did he?
01:08:23People do things that they regret all the time,
01:08:25don't they, Jordan?
01:08:27You think about that.
01:08:29You want some tea?
01:08:31I'll make you some tea.
01:08:37Hey, Jordan.
01:08:39It's me, Matt, calling again.
01:08:41I know you're home,
01:08:43and you can hear this
01:08:45because, well,
01:08:47I'm standing outside of your place right now.
01:08:49Look,
01:08:51I let myself down,
01:08:53and I'm sorry.
01:08:55Look, I let myself
01:08:57be manipulated,
01:08:59and I let other people
01:09:01call the shots,
01:09:03and I am the biggest jerk ever.
01:09:05I did that thing.
01:09:07I listened to my manager
01:09:09and my press,
01:09:11and I believed it,
01:09:13and I don't know.
01:09:15I thought I had it all figured out,
01:09:17but then I met
01:09:19you,
01:09:21and you were so real
01:09:23and honest,
01:09:25not to mention funny,
01:09:27and you never asked for anything,
01:09:29and for once,
01:09:33I felt like
01:09:35I could let someone in.
01:09:37So I want to
01:09:39thank you
01:09:41for letting me be me.
01:09:43Look, I...
01:09:45I know you're furious,
01:09:47and I'm going to stop bothering you,
01:09:49so I will
01:09:51count to five, and if you don't answer it,
01:09:53by then, I...
01:09:55I guess I'll just
01:09:57never
01:09:59call you again, okay?
01:10:01So...
01:10:03So here goes.
01:10:05One.
01:10:07Two.
01:10:11Three.
01:10:15Four.
01:10:17Come on, Jordan.
01:10:21Five.
01:10:37Looks like he's not done trying.
01:10:39I have more for you.
01:10:41I'll be right back.
01:10:43He's always gotten everything he's ever wanted.
01:10:45People trip over themselves to give him what he wants.
01:10:47He's just feeling sorry for himself.
01:10:49Oh, Chris.
01:10:51I got Chris's movie sold.
01:10:53He's doing the movie.
01:10:55Good for him.
01:10:57Great. I finally meet this amazing man,
01:10:59and he sends you flowers.
01:11:01Here you go, ladies.
01:11:03Oh.
01:11:05Have a good day.
01:11:07Thanks.
01:11:09Must've been some scripts.
01:11:11Ugh.
01:11:17They're for me.
01:11:25Every single
01:11:27part of my life
01:11:29is because of you.
01:11:31Of Chris.
01:11:33I stand corrected.
01:11:35Matt, how does it feel
01:11:37to be back in the $100 million club
01:11:39with Mike Storm, rookie cop?
01:11:43It feels
01:11:45cheap.
01:11:47The movie is so embarrassingly bad,
01:11:49it should be a crime to charge the public to see it.
01:11:51That's how it feels.
01:11:53Still in the theater.
01:11:55You're messing with my box office,
01:11:57you stupid, ungrateful actor.
01:11:59You have so many fans,
01:12:01you really think it's a crime
01:12:03for them to support one of your films?
01:12:05No, let me be clear.
01:12:07I support my fans,
01:12:09and I appreciate them coming out to see my work,
01:12:11but this particular project,
01:12:13be forewarned.
01:12:15Okay, well, let's get personal
01:12:17and talk about your secret wedding.
01:12:19What possessed you to run off
01:12:21and go get hitched?
01:12:23You've been linked to so many A-list leading ladies.
01:12:25What was special
01:12:27and different about this girl
01:12:29that made you want to settle down?
01:12:31Work on in sick.
01:12:33Well, I know everyone's looking for some dramatic story,
01:12:35but it wasn't that.
01:12:37It was a moment.
01:12:39And I don't regret it for a second,
01:12:41because I met the most amazing woman
01:12:43I've ever known.
01:12:45She's really the only person outside of my family
01:12:47that knows me.
01:12:49Not the Matt Swift that publicists created.
01:12:51She's
01:12:53funny and
01:12:55adoringly charming
01:12:57and
01:12:59just sweet.
01:13:01How difficult is it to be in a
01:13:03relationship in the public eye?
01:13:05That's a good question.
01:13:07Look, I know
01:13:09my life has been incredibly charmed.
01:13:11But
01:13:13being a celebrity isn't always easy.
01:13:15Being the wife of one is even harder.
01:13:17And just
01:13:19knowing me has
01:13:21caused her a great deal of harm.
01:13:23I'll always
01:13:25be indebted to her for
01:13:27being real with me and
01:13:29inspiring me and
01:13:31listening to me because she wanted to.
01:13:33Look, Holly, I
01:13:35live my life with no regrets.
01:13:37But I have
01:13:39caused her a great deal of pain.
01:13:41And for that,
01:13:43I do have regrets.
01:13:45And
01:13:47I should say
01:13:49I'm truly, truly sorry.
01:13:51Very insightful.
01:13:53More with
01:13:55my revealing interview with Matt Swift
01:13:57coming up after the break.
01:14:01It is so in love with you.
01:14:03Do you think so?
01:14:05Do not just see that.
01:14:07Okay, I've got to think.
01:14:09Call him.
01:14:11I'm going to call him.
01:14:13I'm going to call him.
01:14:15I don't know his number.
01:14:17You don't have his number.
01:14:19No, no, he always called me.
01:14:21I've never called him.
01:14:23What about all the messages he's left you?
01:14:25I erased them.
01:14:27Go call his manager.
01:14:29He fired him.
01:14:31He'll call again.
01:14:33No, no, because he counted to five
01:14:35and I didn't pick up.
01:14:37He's never going to call again because I didn't pick up.
01:14:39When he counted to five, I completely ruined it.
01:14:41I've blown it.
01:14:43No, you know where it works.
01:14:45Go to the studio.
01:14:47I've been there.
01:14:49They like me.
01:14:51I'm going to go to the studio.
01:14:53I'm going to take a risk.
01:14:55I'm going to dive in face first, so to speak.
01:14:57Check it.
01:14:59I found it.
01:15:01I'm going to go to the studio.
01:15:07She's in her pajamas.
01:15:09Oh, boy.
01:15:15Hey, I'm here to see Matt.
01:15:17Name, please.
01:15:19Jordan Grady. I'm Matt Smith's wife.
01:15:21Yeah, Matt doesn't have a wife.
01:15:23Okay?
01:15:25No one gets on the lot without a drive-on.
01:15:27You don't remember me?
01:15:29You've let me on the lot before.
01:15:31Was your name on the list?
01:15:33Yes.
01:15:35Well, is it on the list now?
01:15:37No, but he's...
01:15:39Okay, no one gets on the lot without a drive-on.
01:15:41Please, sir, have a heart.
01:15:43My future happiness depends on me getting on this lot.
01:15:45My future employment depends on this list.
01:15:47So turn it around.
01:15:55Jordan Grady,
01:15:57you could spend the entire day
01:15:59sitting outside the studio
01:16:01just hoping he comes out the gate,
01:16:03or you could go get him.
01:16:05I am always sneaking into places
01:16:07and breaking rules for this guy.
01:16:09He is worth it.
01:16:11He's a movie star, and he's amazing,
01:16:13and he loves you.
01:16:15Okay, I'm going in.
01:16:21I'm in.
01:16:23Just keep talking to me, okay?
01:16:25But talk like you belong there,
01:16:27like you're doing a big movie deal or something.
01:16:29And of course, um,
01:16:31casting is a major stipulation in the green light process.
01:16:33Oh, green light process.
01:16:35Really good movie term usage.
01:16:37Oh, I think I've been spotted.
01:16:39Hey!
01:16:41Hey, you!
01:16:43Come back here!
01:16:45We have a 415 on front of stage two,
01:16:47a young woman in weird pants and a weirder top.
01:16:49I'm on route!
01:16:53Okay,
01:16:55I'm being chased by a studio
01:16:57rent-a-cop in a golf cart.
01:16:59I cannot believe this!
01:17:01You are like the fugitive.
01:17:03You are Harrison Ford!
01:17:07Whoa!
01:17:09Let's go!
01:17:11I'm almost to Matt's trailer.
01:17:13Um, hello?
01:17:15Matt!
01:17:17Matt!
01:17:19Matt, move! Hold it!
01:17:21Don't move.
01:17:23I think I better go. I'll call you from jail, okay?
01:17:25Jail? You're kidding, right?
01:17:27Gary! Gary, please help me!
01:17:29Um, can you get Matt?
01:17:31Oh, I'm sorry, Jordan. You're after more than half an hour ago.
01:17:33Oh, no, no. He can't be gone.
01:17:35Let me call him. Okay, let's not go crazy here, guys.
01:17:37Hello?
01:17:39Studio security is not a joke.
01:17:41It is here for the visitors
01:17:43and the employees and their safety.
01:17:45Point taken. There's no need to bring the real police into this.
01:17:47Not that you're not real law enforcement,
01:17:49because you so are.
01:17:51Just hold on, Matt. We'll clear this whole thing up.
01:17:53Stop. Just wait, okay? That hurts a little bit.
01:17:55Six days in one, and then I do.
01:17:57Matt!
01:17:59Jordan?
01:18:01Hey.
01:18:03Henry, what's going on?
01:18:05Well, Mr. Swift, she was trespassing on private property.
01:18:07I'm sorry. Henry, she's on the list.
01:18:09She's on the permanent list.
01:18:11You just do a new job? I appreciate it.
01:18:13Maybe next time you just call me and double-check.
01:18:15Yes, sir. Will do, sir.
01:18:17The cuffs?
01:18:19Right, sir.
01:18:21Wow. What are you...
01:18:23Are you in your pajamas?
01:18:25It's a blazer and my pajamas and other stuff.
01:18:27It's a... I...
01:18:29I've never done anything that crazy before.
01:18:31I happen to know that's not the case.
01:18:33Jordan,
01:18:35why are you here?
01:18:37I saw the interview. Yeah?
01:18:39And I want to be with you, too.
01:18:43Look, this world gets really crazy.
01:18:45Are you sure?
01:18:47You have to earn my trust back.
01:18:49I'm gonna make it up to you.
01:18:51Even if it takes forever.
01:18:53It's kind of funny
01:18:55how we did things backwards.
01:18:57First marriage, then dating.
01:18:59Yeah. It's like our
01:19:01souls connected before we did.
01:19:03There's that movie dialogue again.
01:19:05I know.
01:19:07The writers are so much more eloquent than me.
01:19:09I actually think they're pretty cheesy.
01:19:11If you don't kiss me by the time I count to five,
01:19:13one,
01:19:15two,
01:19:17four and three quarters,
01:19:19four and eleven twenty-seven...
01:19:27Come on.
01:19:43Come on.
01:20:03Beautiful!
01:20:07Papa, congratulations!