The return of Drama Queen - Ep 1
Transcript
00:00For Marie Antoinette!
00:04If only I had another chance
00:06I will do everything
00:08anything
00:10to be with you again
00:14See you in the next life
00:16my love
00:24Lafayette!
00:26Sarah!
00:28The year is 2024
00:30more than 230 years into the future
00:32I reincarnated as
00:34Antonia Levine Fontaine
00:36Me?
00:38What the fuck is going on?
00:40I can stick a bitch too
00:44If you ask me to forget about the divorce
00:46and give this marriage another shot
00:48This here is my second chance
00:50Nick!
00:52Put me down!
00:54We're going home
00:58My life ends today
01:04My enemies
01:06I do not care for them
01:08They're screaming
01:10or they're strokers
01:16My love
01:18I love you
01:20I love you
01:22I love you
01:24I love you
01:26My love
01:28The only thing I will miss
01:30from this world
01:32You've been found guilty
01:34death by guillotine
01:36For Marie Antoinette!
01:38If only I had another chance
01:42I will do everything
01:44anything
01:46to be with you again
01:48I'm a part of it
01:56I see it now
01:58If only I could do it all differently
02:08See you in the next life
02:10My love
02:26Stay with me Antonio
02:28Breathe
02:30Don't leave me like this
02:32Please stay with me
02:34Antonio
02:36Wake up
02:38Come on
02:42There was no heartbeat
02:44Quiet she's awake
02:46Where am I?
02:48What is happening?
02:50My love you were here
02:52My love
02:54you were here
02:58Breathe Antonio just breathe
03:02Lafayette
03:04Is that you?
03:08My wife's delirious call an ambulance
03:10Wife?
03:12Wife?
03:14Wife?
03:16Lafayette?
03:18Hello I need an ambulance
03:20I'm here now
03:22My name is Marie Antoinette
03:24The Queen of France
03:26The year is 2024
03:28More than 230 years into the future
03:30And I live in some place called
03:32Los Angeles
03:34And no
03:36I'm not crazy
03:38I'm alive
03:40I reincarnated as Antonia Levine Fontaine
03:42Who's married to Nick Fontaine
03:44My love in this life
03:46Your wife shows no signs
03:48Of lasting damage
03:50No broken bones
03:52Her brain functions stable
03:54Heart rate is steady
03:56You're sure she was dead for five minutes
04:00But what happened to the woman I'm supposed to be?
04:04Her blood alcohol level was a 0.3%
04:06If it was a fraction more
04:08It would not have been the fall that would have killed her
04:10Wait
04:12Antonia was an alcoholic?
04:14Is that the reason
04:16For her fall?
04:18Nick
04:20Oh my gosh
04:22I'm so sorry
04:24I tried to get her to stop drinking
04:26But she's right
04:28She looks so familiar
04:30Laughter
04:32Laughter
04:34Laughter
04:36Laughter
04:38Laughter
04:40Laughter
04:42Laughter
04:44Laughter
04:54Your majesty
04:56These bracelets are to die for
04:58These bracelets are to die for
05:00These bracelets are to die for
05:02Oh, you're so sweet
05:04To still wear your wedding ring
05:06Countess Lamotte
05:08She's my nemesis in this life too?
05:12What is this odd metal box?
05:22Madam, we don't fail, my Antoinette.
05:37May I assist you inside?
05:44Non, merci. I shall wait for the carriage.
05:47Carriage?
05:53Thank you, Sanson.
06:07A horseless chariot. Is this magic?
06:18What is this strange world?
06:34The return of the drama queen.
06:40That should be the title of your next film.
06:44And who might you be, young lady?
06:47Are we for real now?
06:49And why are you talking like a grandma?
06:52Shouldn't you be in school?
06:53I'm on break. Duh.
06:57Besides, I wouldn't miss this for the world.
07:01So, Antonia, I heard you kicked it.
07:05Sadie.
07:07Enchanté, Sadie.
07:09I did kick it, as you put it, but I'm back now and I'm here to stay.
07:15If you hurt my brother again, I know how to stick a bitch.
07:19Sadie, that's enough.
07:25I gotta take this. Look after her for me.
07:28Understood, General.
07:31He's a general in this life, too.
07:41Okay, that's not creepy.
07:48Ugh, this is too painful to watch.
07:54How old are you, exactly?
07:57What is this?
07:59Seriously, you don't remember this.
08:05How hard did you hit your head?
08:07Well, technically, it wasn't my head.
08:09Say, hey, Siri.
08:12Hey, Siri.
08:14Uh-huh.
08:17Huh, what is this?
08:29Is this me?
08:32In the flesh.
08:34Instagram royalty with your bestie Lana.
08:43Antonia, Nick is gonna be home any minute now.
08:46Fuck Nick.
08:47Yeah, fuck Nick.
08:48You're hot.
08:49Hey, everybody, you hear that?
08:51I'm hot.
08:53So this is what Lafayette and his sister had to deal with.
08:57I have to change their minds.
09:05Ready to see your TikTok?
09:07What's a TikTok?
09:11Google it.
09:15If you're messing with me right now, I'm going to be seriously pissed off.
09:18I'm not.
09:21Google is the oracle of the 21st century.
09:24Just type and learn.
09:26Type and learn.
09:34Marie and what?
09:41Controversial.
09:43Spendthrift?
09:45I was wrong and the world still doesn't know.
09:49Hey, Siri.
09:51Huh?
09:52Tell me one thing good that came from the French Revolution.
10:01Hey, Sadie.
10:03Finally.
10:04She's all yours.
10:06Good luck.
10:07This is some cray-cray shit.
10:11Women gained the right to vote in 1920.