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01:00It all started when General Tapioca arrested Madame Castafiore and Detectives Thompson
01:19and Thompson in San Theodoro.
01:21This may be an innocent misunderstanding.
01:22And that is why I invite Ting Ting and his friends to clear this matter up.
01:29We must go to Tapiocopolis immediately.
01:33It says here that Tapioca got into power by toppling the last ruler in a military coup.
01:39That was General Alcazar.
01:40He's a friend of mine.
01:42In the past year, Tapioca has come under attack from a terrorist group called the Picaros.
01:47It's okay, Captain.
01:48Those must be Alcazar's men.
01:51You are in great danger, Senors.
01:57Tomorrow, an attack by the Picaros will be fabbed.
02:00In the course of the fighting, you will all be killed.
02:03Killed?
02:04Tomorrow, you will be taken on a trip to see the Pyramid of Hot-Water Potion.
02:08You will ask these soldiers if you can climb to the top.
02:11Once we are out of the way, an attack by the real Picaros will be mounted.
02:15General Alcazar!
02:16Hop in, amigo!
02:18Alcazar's truck is on its way.
02:20Don't miss it.
02:21Over.
02:24Stop the truck, General!
02:25Are you crazy, amigo?
02:26Stop!
02:35No one could survive that.
02:37Now General Tapioca thinks we are dead, so we are free to come up with a plan to rescue our friends.
02:42You want to join the Picaros?
02:44Oh, great!
02:46That's all we need.
02:47We've gone from being plotters to prisoners, ambush victims to terrorist guerrillas.
02:52What next?
02:55How much longer do we have to tramp through this overgrown plant store?
03:00It is not far to the camp now.
03:03How many Picaros are there, General?
03:05Thirty or so.
03:06Thirty?
03:07Is that enough to overthrow Tapioca?
03:09With me as their leader, thirty Picaros can do anything.
03:14We plan to sneak into the capital during Carnaval and free your friends.
03:21Captain?
03:26Captain, are you okay?
03:28Anchors away!
03:36How did they get those bottles?
03:38Tapioca drops them into the jungle.
03:40He knows the Picaros will drink them, so they will not be able to fight.
03:45The Bandito River will lead us to the Picaro camp.
03:53Take cover!
03:56If this is one of Tapioca's, I just hope they didn't see us.
04:00Captain!
04:02Watch that!
04:03A Picaro by the river?
04:05I don't know.
04:06It's a trap.
04:07It's a trap!
04:08It's a trap!
04:09It's a trap!
04:10It's a trap!
04:11It's a trap!
04:12It's a trap!
04:13A Picaro by the river?
04:17Where did he go?
04:19Caramba!
04:20He's disappeared!
04:25Captain!
04:27Blistering barnacles!
04:30Hang on, Captain!
04:37How'd I get here?
04:44Gunshots!
04:45Coming from the camp!
04:56Uh-oh!
04:57Looks like the bottles got here before we did.
04:59El General!
05:00Come join the party!
05:02Caramba!
05:06Vive El General!
05:09Alcazar!
05:11You've got some nerve!
05:13Sneaking out of the camp without telling me!
05:16If you think you can just run off and leave me any time you want,
05:19you've got another thing coming!
05:21Understood?
05:23Yes, my dove.
05:25And who are these guys?
05:27These are my old friends.
05:29Captain Haddock, Tintin, and Professor Kakalos.
05:33My dear lady, your lovely welcome has moved me deeply.
05:38It shall be a pleasure to share your delightful company
05:41as we prepare for war.
05:44Oh.
05:46Well.
05:48They can stay in the tool hut.
05:50She may seem a little harsh,
05:52but she has a heart of gold.
05:54Alcazar!
05:57What a charming woman.
05:59Such grace and beauty.
06:01As for her husband,
06:03his revolution will never succeed if his army keeps drinking.
06:07I know.
06:08There goes our best chance to rescue the Thompsons and Madame Castafiore.
06:12Luckily for everyone,
06:14I've been doing some herbal experiments in Jungle Apothecary.
06:17Jungle Apothe-what?
06:19No, not at all, Captain.
06:21I've developed something that will make those men stop drinking.
06:24Anyone taking one of these pills
06:26will find the taste of alcohol unbearable.
06:29And the very first person whom I tested it on was you, Captain.
06:33Me?
06:34You miserable, blundering, barbecued blister!
06:37My sister has nothing to do with it.
06:39It's a scandal.
06:41Hmm.
06:42Pills.
06:43The Picaros will probably resist it.
06:46My sister?
06:47I've asked you to leave her out of this.
06:49No, Professor.
06:51The Picaros will resist taking these pills.
06:54Unless we sneak them into their food.
06:57It's worth a try.
07:01Come to think of it, I don't have a sister.
07:03But if I did, this is the last place I'd want her to be.
07:09General, I know how to stop the Picaros from drinking.
07:12But first you have to promise that the revolution will be peaceful.
07:15No executions.
07:17A revolution without executions?
07:19I would be the laughingstock of the country.
07:22But...
07:24Surely...
07:26We can make another deal.
07:29How about a feast of gold reserves in El Banco de la Nacion?
07:33I'm not interested in money.
07:36I want a peaceful revolution.
07:38Forget it.
07:39I'll get the Picaros under control myself.
07:44Huh?
07:45Grenade!
07:49Tear gas!
07:56Tin-tin!
07:58I have changed my mind.
08:00I will accept your conditions.
08:10Now, my friends...
08:12You must watch the ridiculous justice of General Tapioca.
08:15TV coverage?
08:17Even in a remote jungle camp?
08:19Before you...
08:21Sit two evil brutal men.
08:24So cunning are these would-be assassins.
08:27They have even grown mustaches to better fit in and gain our trust.
08:33We object.
08:35We will bone with our mustaches.
08:37Silence!
08:38I find you guilty.
08:41Death!
08:42It's not fair.
08:43I told you, amigo.
08:45As for you, Bianca Castafiore, you will spend the rest of your life in prison.
08:50Ah, you are making a joke, no?
08:52A silly joke made by a silly little soldier.
08:55It's no joke.
08:56Here is proof.
08:57You make me laugh.
09:03Was I ever Marguerite?
09:07Oh my!
09:08Gentlemen, please.
09:10Kill him.
09:11Hang the traitor.
09:12What's going on?
09:14The spy.
09:15I caught him dropping pills into the chili.
09:17He was trying to poison us.
09:20General?
09:25It's okay, amigos.
09:27Those pills were only vitamins.
09:31I don't trust this food.
09:33The dog must eat it first.
09:35Doggy-woggy, come.
09:37Good stuff.
09:38Yum.
09:39Yum.
09:40Eat it.
09:43Amigos.
09:44Who wants to eat this stuff?
09:45Back.
09:46Snowy, eat.
09:50Eat.
09:51Come on, boy.
09:55You see?
09:56Totally safe.
10:14What?
10:36I say, how far to Capriacopolis?
10:41We aren't sure.
10:45Bless my buttons.
10:47Look who it is.
10:48It's Tintin and the captain.
10:50Jolly on wag.
10:52You've got it, old friend.
10:54Oopsie-daisy.
10:56Me and my troop, the Jolly Follies,
10:59have been invited to perform at the big carnival.
11:02I designed those costumes myself.
11:04Nice, eh?
11:05Don't you think?
11:06Very interesting.
11:10What's going on, amigo?
11:12Ah, the chef in charge.
11:14Mind if my gang spends the night in your camp?
11:17Forget it.
11:18Uh, general?
11:23Perhaps I spoke a little easterly, my friend.
11:27You may stay here as long as you like.
11:43Woo-hoo!
11:56Morning, professor.
11:58Sleep well?
11:59Alcazar!
12:02Where is that lazy?
12:07Peggy, my dove.
12:09At dawn, we left to overthrow the tyrant Tapioca.
12:13Love, Alcazar.
12:15P.S. Due to the revolution,
12:17I will not be home in time to cook dinner.
12:20Alcazar!
12:28Alcazar!
12:35I feel bad sneaking off with Wag's bus like this.
12:38What's more important?
12:40Some silly tourists?
12:42Or winning the revolution
12:44and saving your friends from the firing squad?
12:47If you put it that way.
12:49But will we make it in time?
12:51Another hour and we will be there in time
12:53for part two of your plan.
12:59Long live the revolution!
13:08Woo-hoo!
13:26A carnival and an execution on the same day.
13:31Isn't life grand, Colonel Alvarez?
13:34It is with you as our leader, Your Excellency.
13:37Look at those people.
13:39All of them love me.
13:41Is it really safe to stand on this balcony?
13:44What if a few treacherous Picaros have sneaked into town?
13:48The Picaros? Nonsense.
13:51Colonel Ponce has taken care of them.
13:53Haven't you, Colonel?
13:55You worry too much.
13:56The Picaros are far away
13:58and too drunk to be of any danger.
14:00You see, Colonel Alvarez?
14:02You worry too much.
14:08And what is this?
14:16Remember your promise, General.
14:18No bloodshed.
14:20Si, I remember.
14:37Woo-hoo!
14:50You ready with the chloroform?
14:52Ready.
14:57Woo-hoo!
15:07Woo-hoo!
15:15They are hilarious.
15:17Alvarez, I would like to meet some of them.
15:21The show's over, Tapioca.
15:24Is this a joke?
15:26Si, the biggest joke ever.
15:30Alcazar?
15:32That's General Alcazar to you.
15:36Captain, look who's at the window.
15:41Colonel Ponce.
15:43We meet again.
15:45Pintin!
15:46I heard you were behind this, Ponce.
15:48Nonsense.
15:50The Bordurian government has sent me here
15:52as an official representative
15:53to advise General Tapioca's military.
15:56He's lying.
15:57Be quiet.
15:59No, let's hear it, Alvarez.
16:01He wanted revenge for when you humiliated him
16:03in his homeland.
16:05He planted false documents on Madame Casofiori
16:07and had her arrested.
16:09Knowing I would come to help them.
16:11Nice try, Ponce.
16:13Read it. Read it!
16:16No.
16:17I said, read it!
16:22Citizens of Santiodoro, rejoice.
16:26I, General Tapioca,
16:29surrender all my power to General Alcazar.
16:36Get this tape to the radio station.
16:38Have them play it right away.
16:41As for your execution...
16:44Uh, General?
16:49There will be no execution.
16:51No execution?
16:53Are you crazy?
16:54It's not my idea.
16:56It's his.
16:58But, senor, he has to execute me.
17:01Tradition demands it.
17:03Sorry, Tapioca.
17:05You'll be exiled to Borduria with your pal, Ponce.
17:08Exiled?
17:10You can't!
17:11The shame!
17:12The humiliation!
17:17Alvarez, unless you want to join Ponce in Borduria,
17:20you'd better get on the phone
17:22and stop the Thompson's execution.
17:24Yes, sir.
17:34The phone is dead.
17:36The Picaros must have cut the lines.
17:38We have to get to the prison at once.
17:41Colonel Alvarez!
17:43Take Tintin and the captain to the prison.
17:46Si, El General.
17:48Hurry, amigos.
17:49We have only five minutes to stop the firing squad.
18:04I am sorry, senores,
18:06but it is time.
18:08We must go.
18:09Right then.
18:11One must be on time.
18:13Precisely, Thompson.
18:15One must always be on time for one's execution.
18:19Citizens of Santiodoro, rejoice.
18:22I, General Tapioca,
18:25surrender all my power to General Alcazar.
18:34If only we had a car.
18:36A car would never make it through this crowd.
18:39No, but that big float will.
18:45To the prison! Quickly!
18:51Clear the road!
19:03Look out!
19:05Coming through!
19:09A final cigarette?
19:11Aid for our health.
19:13Blindfolds?
19:15A Thompson likes to look death right in the eye.
19:19Right, Thompson.
19:21Right.
19:22Squad!
19:24Squad!
19:26Squad!
19:28Squad!
19:30Squad!
19:33Ready!
19:35There is the prison!
19:39Well, Thompson,
19:41any last words?
19:43How about...
19:45Good boy.
19:46Aim!
19:48Hold your fire!
19:52Hands up!
19:54By order of His Excellency General Alcazar,
19:58this execution is cancelled.
20:03Sorry we couldn't get here sooner.
20:05Quite all right, Tintin.
20:07We're policemen.
20:08All in the line of duty.
20:10Now, what about Madame Castafiore?
20:13You fool!
20:14Oh, tell that chef of yours.
20:16I said, al dente!
20:20Mamma mia!
20:22My rescuing prince!
20:26I knew you'd come to save me.
20:29Oh, my dear Irma,
20:31Mr. Wagner, what a pleasure to see you together again.
20:35I must sing something.
20:40As President,
20:42I award you the Sacred Order of San Teodoro.
20:46Glad to have been of service.
20:48Right.
20:49A big hurrah for the General!
20:51Hurrah for the General!
20:57Well dodged.
20:59Now, please, go out and enjoy the carnival!
21:08As for you, Professor,
21:10without your peels,
21:12the revolution could never have been launched.
21:15Beans for lunch?
21:17Oh, no, thank you.
21:20What about you, Tintin?
21:22Are you sure you will not accept a reward?
21:25Freeing my friends was reward enough for me.
21:28Thanks for keeping your promise.
21:32The revolution is a success.
21:35The Air Force and Navy have rejoined us.
21:41You've got some nerve,
21:43leaving me in the stinking bug-infested jungle
21:46while you laze about this palace.
21:48Bring my bags upstairs
21:50and get dinner started.
21:53Yes, my dove.
22:05Ah, it'll be nice to get back home to Marlinspike.
22:09You said it, Captain.