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00:00Berk! Berk! He's ignoring me. Berk, hurry up and finish that cooking, Berk. I'm bored.
00:11Ah, lovely.
00:12...right for you, enjoying yourself in the kitchen.
00:15Cor, old bony don't half go on sometimes. Oi!
00:19Berk! Berk! How about a little trip into the swamp?
00:23Oh, shut up, bony!
00:25Perhaps. Oh, I do wish something exciting would happen.
00:30Oh, I say, it's that big pink thing again. What was his name?
00:36Rog, is it? Rog. Hello, Rog, and how are things with you, old chap? I must say it's...
00:42Hello, bony. Let's go out and play.
00:47Huh?
00:52Darn quiet. He must have dozed off. Well, at least now I can finish my cooking in peace.
00:58Right, what I need now is some old utensil to bash me pancake flat with.
01:05I know! I'll use bony while he's asleep.
01:10Oh, here we are, bony.
01:16I say, I haven't been up here before.
01:20Oh, my word, we're very high up.
01:24I like it up here.
01:26Well, it makes a pleasant change.
01:29Oh, a bit chilly, though.
01:32We can hide from Berk up here.
01:35Why do you want to hide from Berk? He's quite a nice chap, really.
01:40He's very fond of me.
01:42Where's that stupid skull gone? Useless lump of bone.
01:47I wonder where he's got to, then.
01:57Bony's been kidnapped!
02:01Oh, yes. I've rescued Berk from all sorts of monsters in my time.
02:06Poor old bony. I expect he's been terrorized by some hideous monster.
02:10Better go and get him back of his abode.
02:13I think...
02:14There was one monster. So disgusting.
02:17Frightful big thing with green lumps.
02:20It was terrifying. I don't know where that daft old bone monster would be without me.
02:25Bony?
02:27I can't see him, drut.
02:30Hey, Bony, what are you doing up there?
02:33Bony?
02:34Very nasty. Hello, Berk.
02:37Anyway, where was I? Oh, yes.
02:39Stop your jabbering and come down off there.
02:42A new thing came out of the trap door.
02:44It had the biggest teeth I've ever seen.
02:47Anyway, I soon sorted that thing out.
02:50Oh, I've seen all sorts.
02:52Nasty, slimy, dribbly things.
02:55Horrible.
02:57I say, he's dropped off.
03:01Come on, Bony. I haven't got time to stand on...
03:06Oh.
03:08Hello, Berk.
03:12Doesn't Bony talk a lot?
03:15You don't say much, though, do you?
03:19Are you all right?
03:21It was entirely due to my superior intellect and sharpness of mind
03:26that Berk was spared from the same ugly fate.
03:29The creature was about to sink his several rows of teeth into my fat blue friend, but...
03:38Oh, I haven't been in here for a long time, Bony.
03:41Look at all this amazing junk.
03:44Yes, it could do with a thorough dusting.
03:47Bet there's some fascinating stuff in that lock.
03:50You hang on here while I have a rummage.
03:53Oh, who knows what I might find?
03:58Hmm, that looks useful.
04:04Here, Bony, what do you reckon this is?
04:07That, Berk, is a book.
04:10I know it's a book, Bonebots, but what's it a book about?
04:14Oh, dear, it's a book of spells.
04:17You don't want to fool with that sort of thing.
04:20Spells, eh? Go on, read one.
04:22No, I certainly won't.
04:25I bet you can't read, really.
04:27Of course I can.
04:28Go on, then, read one.
04:30Ha!
04:32This looks like a nice one.
04:34No, no, no!
04:36I'll read it myself, then.
04:38To summon up the ghostly ghoulies, odoreaters, gobbies, snacks,
04:42shout out, ghoulie thousand trouser, then just sit back and relax.
04:56Berk! Stop that noise!
04:59We'd better go and have a look-see.
05:02What's making all that noise, then?
05:08Ooh, what's it doing that for?
05:11It was your spell, Berk.
05:14That's odd.
05:22Happy, then, Drat?
05:28What's that noise, then?
05:31I say...
05:33Oh!
05:36Oh, dear!
05:43Oh, globbits.
05:47I think you'd better get that book, Berk.
05:54And be quick about it.
06:00Get the book, Berk.
06:02Be quick, Berk.
06:06Oh, dear, it's vanishified.
06:11Ah, here it is.
06:14I got the boney, Berk.
06:16Old book got the Berky.
06:18I got the...
06:20Hello.
06:23Hey, what are you doing up there?
06:26Read the spell backwards.
06:28What, the spell?
06:30Oh, yeah.
06:33Hmm, where was it?
06:38Ah, here it is.
06:41Still are no cap to studge this.
06:45We trace out into the sun.
06:48We are the brightness of the star.
06:50We are the...
07:02Ouch.
07:06That seemed to work quite well.
07:11Oh.
07:18Hello?
07:19Hey, Drat.
07:22Stop chasing those worms.
07:24These are greedy little object.
07:27Oh, no, you don't.
07:29Don't want anything coming out of there today.
07:31We got too much to do without anything horrible creeping out of that trap door.
07:35Right. Better cook old flabby ghastly upstairs some dinner, I suppose.
07:42Look! The rubbish needs chucking out!
07:49Old globbits. It's one thing after another round here.
07:53Send it down then, sire!
07:55What a way to earn a living.
07:59Old globbits.
08:01Oh, dear. I hope he isn't going to chuck it down the trapdoor.
08:10I know. I'll chuck it down the trapdoor.
08:15Oh, it's him again.
08:17Oh, hello, Burke.
08:20Oh, no.
08:23Not that stupid pink thing again.
08:26Stupid pink thing again.
08:28His name's Rog.
08:36Hello, doggy.
08:41Food.
08:44He's eating all the garbage.
08:47Well, it'll save me a job.
08:57Oi! You can't go in there!
09:01I can't go in there.
09:04I can't go in there.
09:07I can't go in there.
09:09I can't go in there.
09:12I can.
09:17Old globbits and further globbits. He's gone upstairs.
09:21Him upstairs will throw a wobbler when that Rog pops out in his bedroom.
09:25Burke! What's this? It's not even cooked properly.
09:28Get up here and remove this thing from my boudoir.
09:32Oh, that's done it now. I think I'm in trouble.
09:36Don't worry, sire. I'm coming.
09:42Oh, no!
09:45Hello. You all angry?
09:48Get out! Get out!
09:51Hmm. Don't like him.
09:58Oh, you stupid creature.
10:01Burke! Here am I, trying to get...
10:03Won't happen again, oh, wondrous and immensely wobbly one.
10:07And as for you, turnip box.
10:09Hello?
10:11Landed me right in the worm stew.
10:13You and me are going back downstairs.
10:16Come on! Back down the trap door!
10:21That... hurt.
10:26Oof!
10:34You who?
10:37I like Burke. He's my friend.
10:46Right. Where's that drat gone?
10:48Ah, there you are. Now, stay still there while I...
10:51Lovely. Stay still...
10:53Now, where's he gone?
10:55Oi! Will you stop mucking about?
11:01How am I supposed to take your photograph?
11:04How am I supposed to take your photograph if you keep running about all the time?
11:08Perhaps she doesn't want to have his photograph taken, Burke.
11:12I don't care. I want to take a picture.
11:16So behave yourselves.
11:18Now, right, let's try again.
11:21This is very boring.
11:23Drat! Stop laughing!
11:25Do hurry, Burke.
11:26Drat! Get out of Boney's way!
11:28I don't think he... Whoa!
11:29What's that?
11:30What?
11:32Did you see that?
11:34It was a small green thing with wings.
11:38Was it? Well, if it comes back out again, I'll give it what for.
11:42Look!
11:43There it goes!
11:44Oh, it's a flying what's-it-thingy!
11:47Just like that.
11:48Well, fancy that.
11:50Oh, him upstairs hates flying things.
11:54Why is that, then, Burke?
11:57It comes out in big purple pimples, and I've got to pop them.
12:02Where did it go?
12:03Oh, I hope it hasn't gone upstairs.
12:06No, it's up there, Burke.
12:08Huh? Oh, globbits.
12:11Oi, you come down off there.
12:13If him upstairs starts coming out in big horrible purple pimples,
12:15and I've got to spend all day popping them,
12:17well, how can I get him down from up there?
12:21Ah, drat!
12:28Oh, globbits. Nowhere's he going.
12:32There he is, Burke. Have another crack at him.
12:36Get him, drat!
12:38Drat, stop mucking about!
12:40Drat!
12:51Quite a flighty little fellow, isn't he?
12:56Nowhere's he going.
12:59Hey, you can't go in there.
13:02He's gone in the cupboard.
13:04You come out of there, you little breeze.
13:07It'll take me half a lifetime to tidy up in here, and if you...
13:09Come here!
13:11Aw, look. Aw, me weevils have fallen in me sludge.
13:15Hey, come... Mind me utensils!
13:18My word, I ain't never fickled a flying gherkin,
13:21but it's always a first time.
13:23Creative puffery, that's what I'm into,
13:25and I'm going to create a little puffery with you.
13:27Burke's enjoying himself.
13:30Come here, you ingredient!
13:32Come here, you little pest!
13:34Where is he? Where is he?
13:37I'm going to sort you out once and for...
13:40Oh!
13:44Burke? Burke?
13:46It's perched on me.
13:48Don't you worry, bony. I'll get him.
13:51Whoa!
13:54Well, I think it's quite a nice photo, really.
13:57It's a bit higgledy-piggledy.
13:59Ah, that's because you got no taste.
14:01It's artistic.
14:03I've seen better.
14:05Oh, look at that.
14:07Whatever did happen to that flying thing, Burke?
14:10I don't know.
14:12Burke! There's a flying thing in my bedroom!
14:16Well, it looks like it's time for purple pimple popping.
14:25Grunt!
14:27Grunt!
14:29Stay off my trolley.
14:31You get far too excited.
14:33Right, stop your squabbling, you two.
14:35Well, I must say,
14:37I'm looking forward to our little picnic out in the swamp.
14:40Yes, Burke.
14:42We haven't been out for a long time,
14:44so I think the fresh air will do us all good.
14:46Right, then.
14:48I'll just get the slug sandwiches, and we can be on our way.
14:51Burke! I've got an itch.
14:54Oh, globbits.
14:56I better go and give them a good scratching, then.
14:58Won't be long.
15:00It'll make a nice change to go out.
15:03It can get a trifle boring around here sometimes.
15:07Grunt!
15:09Grunt!
15:11Grunt!
15:13Grunt!
15:15Oh, dear.
15:17I'm down the trapdoor.
15:19Something pulled me down the trapdoor.
15:21Oh, dear.
15:23Oh, dear.
15:25I could be lost down here forever.
15:27Oh, dear.
15:29What's this?
15:31Grunt!
15:33Grunt!
15:35Grunt!
15:37Grunt!
15:39Grunt!
15:41Where am I going to get out of here?
15:43I don't know.
15:45Oh, this is quite differently,
15:47but I'm going in the wrong direction.
15:49Oh!
15:51Grunt!
15:53Grunt!
15:55Oh, coming down!
15:57Oh, no!
15:59Coming down!
16:01Grunt!
16:03Grunt!
16:05Now what?
16:07Whatever happened to the quiet life?
16:09I'm far too old for all this getting about.
16:17I can feel a headache coming on.
16:21Oh, no, no.
16:23I feel very queasy.
16:25Very queasy indeed.
16:29Release me this instant.
16:31Here you go.
16:33Now go away and leave me alone.
16:35Now what?
16:37Reptile!
16:39If you don't put me down this instant,
16:41I may well lose my temper.
16:43Ah!
16:45Oh!
16:47Oh, dear.
16:49Now where am I?
16:51It looks as though I'm never going to get home again
16:53to see my friends, dear old Berk
16:55and dear little Drat.
16:57Away you go.
16:59Go away. Leave me alone.
17:01I've got a headache.
17:03I am not a well person.
17:05Where are you taking me?
17:07Let me go!
17:09No, don't! Let me go!
17:21Oh, dear.
17:23What a frightful experience.
17:31Hello, little Drat.
17:33Well, then, that's him upstairs sorted out.
17:35Ready for our picnic, then?
17:37Oh, I don't feel like
17:39going out anymore, Berk.
17:41Oh, you're not exactly
17:43action man, are you, Boney?
17:45What?
17:47You're boring.
17:49Boring old Boney.
17:51He never goes anywhere.
17:53What?
17:57Berk!
17:59Free me!
18:01Hello, sire!
18:03Great giant carbuncle.
18:05Overgrown fat sacks in one of his hungry moods.
18:09Oh, old Berk.
18:11Berk! Berk! Where's my food?
18:13Come in right up,
18:15old cold and sweaty one.
18:21He's been stuffing himself all day.
18:23If he don't stop soon,
18:25he's going to burst.
18:31Ha! He's done it now.
18:33My goodness.
18:35That sounded quite awful.
18:39Berk! Berk!
18:41I've split my pajamas.
18:43Oh, dear.
18:45I suppose I'd better go
18:47and get my sewing stuff.
18:49Serves him right for eating so much.
18:51Poor old Berk works very hard.
19:01Hmm.
19:03Yes.
19:05This looks like
19:07a nice place.
19:09Oh.
19:11Oh, my gosh.
19:13Hmm.
19:15And who might
19:17you be,
19:19you horrible little things?
19:21Well, I'm
19:23Boney, and here are
19:25his nuts and his
19:27apples.
19:29Boney and nut.
19:33Boney
19:35and nut.
19:39Tell me.
19:43Tell me.
19:45What do you taste
19:47like?
19:49Ha!
19:51Ha!
19:53Ha!
19:55Hmm.
19:57Yes.
19:59I think I'll
20:01like it here.
20:03Huh.
20:05Now where's he gone?
20:07You who?
20:09Hmm.
20:11Who lives in this
20:13lovely, lovely
20:15place?
20:17Apart from your
20:19delightful selves,
20:21what else is?
20:23Well, there's my good friend Berk.
20:25Berk?
20:27Berk?
20:29Berk?
20:31Berk?
20:33Berk?
20:35Berk?
20:37Berk?
20:39Berk?
20:41Berk?
20:43I left a boogie
20:45with me head in the bog.
20:47Well, that's him upstairs sorted then.
20:49Oi! What's going on here?
20:53Oh!
20:55So
20:57you are
20:59Berk.
21:01Oh, where did he
21:03go then?
21:05Oh!
21:07Just call me
21:09the Splend.
21:11Oh, ah. The Splend.
21:13Well, call me
21:15the Splend
21:17Popper.
21:19Oh, well done, Berk.
21:21Ha! He was
21:23nothing but a big bag of wind,
21:25Boney.
21:39Bye now. See you next time.
21:45Bye now. See you next time.