2024.02.01 Rúrik Gíslason @ 'Eine Million Minuten' (promo)
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00:00Starting today, 1 million minutes will be shown in the cinemas.
00:02Köln, Berg am Meer.
00:03Get your tickets now!
00:14What would I do with 1 million minutes?
00:171 million minutes are many, many days.
00:20That's almost two years.
00:21Travel the world.
00:22Probably make a movie.
00:24I would maybe shoot a TV-series.
00:27I would like to go to Canada.
00:28I would like to go to Japan.
00:30I would do an intensive riding course.
00:32A lot of gym.
00:33Do a lot of sports in two years.
00:35Maybe with a bully through Europe.
00:37I always wanted to learn to dance.
00:39I always have to read a lot for my job.
00:41And then I would read the books I really want to read.
00:44Oh, oh God.
00:45The green belt in kickboxing.
00:46I would like to climb Mount Everest.
00:51I hope I can.
00:52Certainly not.
00:53But I would try.
00:55That's great.
00:59Rusynan i pilsu endanu.
01:01What?
01:02Rusyans.
01:04I pilsu endanu.
01:05No, pilsuna nu.
01:08No.
01:09Rusyna.
01:10Rusyna, Rusyna.
01:11Yes.
01:12I india.
01:13Dødnan.
01:15The racing at the end of the hotdog.
01:20It means the best comes last.
01:25Lekkerhøvet i bleite.
01:27That's messed up.
01:28We can't say that.
01:29It is messed up.
01:30I think I have a problem here.
01:31Lekkerhøvet i bleite means
01:33put your hair in something wet.
01:38Then we'll find a solution.
01:39I knew it.
01:44This is so stupid.
01:48To guess, yes.
01:51It's in Asia.
01:52Yes.
01:54Your country is in Europe?
01:56Yes.
01:57And you pay with Euro?
01:58No.
01:59And you're not in the European Union?
02:00Yes.
02:01I'm totally lost.
02:03There are a lot of people.
02:05It's relative.
02:08They have a queen.
02:11In Scandinavia?
02:14Yes.
02:15There's a lot of water around.
02:17Yes.
02:18It would somehow bring me closer.
02:20Norway.
02:21No.
02:22No.
02:23It's so embarrassing.
02:24I'm going to blame myself so hard.
02:25I don't know.
02:26Really?
02:27Yes, tell me.
02:28Denmark.
02:29Yes, of course.
02:31Denmark.
02:32Is it Japan?
02:33Yes.
02:41Ah, another colleague.
02:43Guys.
02:44I think it's that way.
02:47That way?
02:48I think it's that way.
02:51Asia or South America?
02:53That's Latin America.
02:54No, I don't know that one at all.
02:56I would say it's Thailand.
02:58No.
02:59Oh God.
03:02I'm a real noob in geography.
03:04That's Cancun, Tulum.
03:06Mexico?
03:08Mexico.
03:10Mexico, baby.
03:14My parents were cartographers.
03:17We're going to play the five-second game.
03:20That was unfair.
03:22Passport.
03:23It's over, it's over.
03:26Passport, cell phone, sleeping bag.
03:30Who travels with a sleeping bag?
03:32Me.
03:36Barefoot, person flying barefoot,
03:38stinking and stinking.
03:43What do people do without shoes,
03:45i.e. with flip-flops?
03:48Flip-flops?
03:49Yes.
03:50I don't know.
03:51That's the worst thing,
03:52flying with flip-flops.
03:58Sleeping in your own bed,
03:59finally reading new books,
04:01watching TV.
04:03That's so boring,
04:04I don't like watching TV at all.
04:05Reading new books.
04:10It's all a lie.