I Parry Everything - EP 1 English Subbed
I Parry Everything - EP 1 English Subbed
Transcript
00:00The Next Day
00:18Thank you for everything, Knorr-chan.
00:21You too, thanks for always asking, Sera-obo-san.
00:25You're welcome to come again, Noru-chan!
00:48Good work, Noru.
00:51Thanks to you, I was able to relax a lot later in the season.
00:54I see. That's good.
00:58What's that?
01:00Someone, help me!
01:05Hey, Noru!
01:17A huge... insect?!
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03:21Here, Mom.
03:23It's hot.
03:24Take your time.
03:27It's perfect.
03:28Thank you.
03:31It's time for the goats to eat.
03:33We have to take them to the hill.
03:35Noll.
03:36I know.
03:38I won't go beyond that rock.
03:40I promise.
03:41I'll go get some rabbit and mushrooms later.
03:44Let's make soup.
03:50Wait.
03:51I'll make some more soup.
03:53Noll.
03:56What is it?
04:06I'm sorry I can't do anything for you.
04:10At least live the way you want.
04:20I made the soup.
04:25Mom.
04:30Mom?
04:33Mom!
04:50Okay.
05:20Mom!
05:47Noll.
05:48It's time for bed.
05:49What are we talking about today?
05:51We're talking about adventurers.
05:53Adventurers?
05:55That's right.
05:57One day, you'll defeat a huge dragon with your friends.
06:00You'll learn magic from a Roman magician.
06:03You'll remove the curse from the forest.
06:06And you'll get a cure from the King of Spirits.
06:11No matter how difficult it is,
06:13you'll use your sword to defeat evil for your friends.
06:16That's what adventurers are.
06:18I want to hear it!
06:20Okay.
06:21What should we start with?
06:25Adventurers.
06:27At least live the way you want.
06:39Don't eat it all at once.
06:45Dad.
06:46Mom.
06:48I'm going to the city for the first time in my life.
06:52I'm going to be an adventurer.
06:57See you later.
07:18Dad.
07:49Have a safe trip.
07:52Thank you.
08:18Dad!
08:24This is it.
08:31This isn't a place for kids.
08:33Go home.
08:36The gatekeeper said I could become an adventurer if I came here.
08:39Don't be stupid.
08:41Your parents are worried about you.
08:44They're both dead.
08:48They're both dead.
08:51It can't be helped.
08:53What's your name?
08:54Knoll.
08:55Knoll, huh?
08:56Then,
08:57do you want to go to the class fair?
08:59There's no precedent for a kid like you to go there.
09:03What's that?
09:05Listen.
09:06If you want to become an adventurer,
09:09you can receive training in the class fair.
09:14If you want to become an adventurer,
09:16you need to learn some skills first.
09:18Skills?
09:19Things like swordsmanship and magic.
09:24Here I go!
09:27Swordman.
09:30The hero of the story defeated a huge dragon with a single blow.
09:47I did it!
10:00That's as far as you go, Knoll.
10:02Too bad.
10:03Wait.
10:04Just a little more.
10:05No.
10:06I can't waste any more of your time.
10:09All I've learned so far is how to parry.
10:13Only how to parry.
10:16I think you should take a different path.
10:19You might be able to show your talent to other fairies.
10:27Warrior.
10:28You fight with all kinds of weapons,
10:30but your body becomes a shield for your friends.
10:33You're like an adventurer.
10:44I appreciate your effort,
10:46but all you've learned is how to increase your physical strength.
10:50If you keep pushing yourself, you'll soon lose your life.
10:56You...
10:58You have no sense of using delicate tools.
11:04Chief.
11:05You can't unlock the treasure chest's trap,
11:08and you can't use magic that can't be detected.
11:12Magician!
11:14I didn't expect you to be able to use the Puchifire.
11:18It's rare to find someone as unlucky as you when it comes to magic.
11:25Cleric.
11:34Even if it's just a scratch,
11:37it's amazing that you were able to use the Lawheel
11:41without the blessing of your childhood.
11:49You didn't learn any decent skills?
11:52You trained for three months at all the fairies,
11:56and you didn't learn anything?
12:01Noru.
12:02I'm sorry, but...
12:05I can't register you as an adventurer.
12:10I didn't have any talent.
12:20I'm home, Mom and Dad.
12:23I really don't have any talent.
12:26That's clear now.
12:28Then I have no choice but to train harder and harder!
12:36Swordman's teacher once said,
12:39if you train one skill,
12:41you might be able to learn a new skill.
12:45Parry!
12:49I learned this skill at Swordman's fairies.
12:55Train hard,
12:56morning,
12:57noon,
12:58and night!
13:06Parry!
13:10I've learned how to parry ten times in one go.
13:14I don't have any new skills yet,
13:16but I'm improving.
13:28100 times in one go.
13:30But I still haven't learned a new skill.
13:35At this rate,
13:37I'll never be an adventurer again!
14:02I need to train harder.
14:04I need to train harder!
14:20For the past 14 years,
14:22I've been training every day
14:24and now I can parry a thousand swords.
14:30But still,
14:31I don't have any new skills.
14:39One last time.
14:45Parry,
14:46body strengthening,
14:47throwing stones,
14:48ninja stance,
14:49butch fire,
14:51low heel...
14:53Um,
14:54is this really all I need to know?
14:56That's all.
14:58Then,
14:59do you know how to get to the fairies in Ohto?
15:02Here in Ohto,
15:03the best teachers...
15:05I know.
15:06I've taken all of them.
15:07All of them?
15:09If that's the case...
15:11I guess I can't register.
15:14I'm really sorry.
15:16No,
15:17I'm not apologizing.
15:23I really can't.
15:26Hey, hey.
15:27Don't bully our newcomer.
15:30Master.
15:31Uncle,
15:32it's been a while.
15:34Huh?
15:35I don't know you.
15:38No,
15:39wait a minute.
15:41Don't tell me,
15:42you're Noel?
15:46So,
15:47you've been training alone all this time?
15:50Yeah,
15:51but in the end,
15:53I just improved my parry a little.
15:56Listen, Noel.
15:58Adventurers have ranks.
16:01From the highest S rank,
16:03to the lowest E rank.
16:05The E rank requires
16:07at least one useful skill.
16:10But,
16:11you don't have that.
16:13I guess I have no choice but to give up.
16:18But,
16:19there's no way to do that.
16:21Really?
16:22Actually,
16:23it's lower than the E rank.
16:25Lower?
16:26It's the F rank,
16:28which is rarely known to the people involved.
16:30Then,
16:31can I register?
16:32But,
16:33I have a condition.
16:35You're not allowed to do
16:37the final quest,
16:38which requires you to subdue,
16:40or go outside the city.
16:41You're only allowed to do
16:42the miscellaneous quests in the city.
16:44There's no fool
16:46who would become an adventurer
16:47to receive such a request, right?
16:49I'll take the money
16:50for your work.
16:52Well,
16:54that's fine.
16:56Hey,
16:57did you hear what he said?
16:59I don't care.
17:00Just register.
17:07Here's your F rank
17:08as an adventurer.
17:14Thank you!
17:15I owe you one, old man!
17:17I'm sorry.
17:22Physical training.
17:29Ninja skills.
17:37Rohiru.
17:48Butchfire.
17:54Jewelry.
18:08My dream
18:09to become an adventurer
18:10and help people
18:11has come true.
18:17I might be
18:18a luxury to you.
18:35Nice to meet you again,
18:36Noru-chan!
18:48Good work!
18:49Noru,
18:50thanks to you,
18:51I was able to afford
18:52a lot of luxury.
18:54I see.
18:55That's great.
18:58What?
19:00Someone,
19:01please help me!
19:04Hey, Noru!
19:17It's huge!
19:18A cow?
19:21I've only seen it in books,
19:23but it's actually this big?
19:38Surround it and block its movement!
19:40Make sure to protect it!
19:48Huh?
19:51I told you to stay away!
19:54Are you okay?
19:56I'm fine.
20:06You're not getting away with this!
20:18No!
20:28Douseki!
20:39That was...
20:45He's fast!
20:47He's fast!
20:51Buddy!
21:00Buddy!
21:04It's so heavy!
21:06I'll die if I get hit!
21:09There's always a chance for a counterattack!
21:12No, even if there is,
21:13I don't have any attack skills!
21:18That thing...
21:20It's still there!
21:31It's so easy to dodge!
21:42Even if...
21:44Even if I don't become the hero of the adventure team,
21:47I want to protect at least the girl in front of me!
21:51No matter how difficult it is,
21:52for the sake of your friends,
21:54for the sake of the weak,
21:56I'll swing my sword and defeat evil!
21:59That's what an adventurer is!
22:05Buddy!
22:17Buddy!
22:25That was close.
22:27It wasn't much more than that,
22:29but I didn't last long.
22:32At this rate,
22:34I don't want to travel the world and go on an adventure.
22:38Um...
22:41Thank you.
22:42Thanks to you, I was saved.
22:45I'm glad.
22:46Too bad for them.
22:50Um, if you don't mind, may I have your name?
22:53No, I don't have much to say.
22:55Please wait!
22:59Are you all right?
23:01Yes, I'm...
23:16I'm not even a monster.
23:18I'm just a bug in the middle of the city.
23:21I can't believe...
23:22I'm so weak.
23:26I still need more training.
23:46I'm proud.
23:47I believed in my miracle.
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