MILF Manor Season 2 Episode 11
MILF Manor S2 Episode 11 - MILF Actually
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00:00Look at this place.
00:04You ready to cause some trouble?
00:05Oh!
00:06Hey, I hear there's a party going on here.
00:07How you doing? I'm Rob.
00:08Oh.
00:09Now that Connor is dead to me,
00:11I'm definitely ready to mingle.
00:14I don't do bullshit relationships.
00:18If I'm gonna settle down with somebody,
00:20that's that game. That's it.
00:22Billy's opening up a lot.
00:23He's giving me life.
00:25We should be able to have a conversation
00:27and not be all hostile.
00:28I was a little hurt.
00:29But by you talking this out,
00:31that's a good thing.
00:32I think we're making progress.
00:34I just hope he makes a bigger step.
00:37In the perfect world,
00:39you do the chores and I get to spend your money.
00:43I'm a single mom who's provided for everybody.
00:46It's not a bad thing that I want somebody
00:48to take me shopping once in a while.
00:50So you're just gonna shut down like this?
00:52No.
00:53Okay, well, I'll go home tonight too then,
00:55like Lynette.
00:56Good communications is something I've never had
00:58in any relationship in my entire life.
01:00And I can't invest my feelings
01:03in somebody who's being so dismissive.
01:05This is not how I deserve to be treated.
01:09He's emotionally immature.
01:12I don't ice him like that.
01:13I don't ice him like that.
01:16I'm going home.
01:26♪♪♪♪
01:35No, I can't right now.
01:37I'm sorry.
01:38Can we please?
01:39Mm-mm.
01:40Can we please talk?
01:41This is too much for me.
01:42I can't do it.
01:44♪♪♪♪
01:53Yes, I did shut down.
01:54And I apologize for not hearing you out
01:57whenever you came down there,
01:58but I was just too in my own head,
02:01and I was too already worked up
02:03because I felt as though I've been disrespected.
02:06I would've left with my dad if it was not for you.
02:08So after the other night being so f----- perfect,
02:11so perfect.
02:12Then why are we here right now?
02:15Why is this happening?
02:16Because it's scary.
02:17Why?
02:18Because we're both scared.
02:19Why?
02:20We're both scared right now, and...
02:22and it came out the wrong way.
02:25I was not trying to shut you out.
02:27I was just too in my own head.
02:29It makes me not trust you.
02:34It makes me not trust how you feel about me.
02:37It's not consistent.
02:38I would not be up here right now, Barbie,
02:41looking at you.
02:42I can't.
02:43Then don't.
02:44Just listen.
02:45I would not be up here right now
02:46if I didn't want to work on this.
02:48I'm working on becoming a better man,
02:50and that's why I'm trying to communicate that now.
02:52Please don't leave.
02:53Please do not leave.
02:55I don't want you walking around thinking
02:57that I don't care about you.
03:00I mean it.
03:01I've tried so hard the past couple days
03:03to show you that you're the only woman I'm interested in.
03:07I did not mean it.
03:08I was hurt.
03:09I felt terrible.
03:15I'm sorry, dude.
03:17I'm sorry.
03:20The idea of losing you right now is scary,
03:22and I told you I'm not used to putting myself out there.
03:25I'm not used to being intimate.
03:26I'm not used to moments like this.
03:27I know.
03:30And if I didn't want this,
03:31I would not be up here right now.
03:33I need you to know that.
03:36It's obvious.
03:37I have feelings for Chris already,
03:38and it's a lot to take in, you know?
03:41I definitely like Chris,
03:42so the thought of him not being part of my journey,
03:47it's sad.
03:49♪♪♪♪
03:59♪♪♪♪
04:09I would like to ask Crystal
04:10what has been your favorite experience living with me.
04:14Say it, Crystal, say it!
04:16Every day.
04:17Every day.
04:18There's no date at, like, 6 o'clock.
04:20Every day.
04:21It's a new thing?
04:22Yes.
04:23Every day.
04:24Every day.
04:25Have you all thought about marriage, family,
04:28having kids of your own?
04:30Definitely want a wife.
04:31I want two, max three.
04:33I mean, I definitely want to get married,
04:34but I don't know about kids.
04:36I don't really think I've had a chance
04:38to connect with all the women here just yet.
04:41Me and Christina didn't hit off,
04:42and I'm kind of at a crossroads here.
04:45I'm not really certain what my next move is.
04:48I want to get married, and I want seven kids.
04:51Damn.
04:52I mean, you better hurry the...up.
04:55It's a time.
04:58Let's go.
04:59♪♪♪♪♪
05:05What have we got here?
05:07Oh, my...God.
05:09Two new women?
05:12♪♪♪♪♪♪
05:15Aah!
05:18Holy...
05:20Hi!
05:22Happy birthday.
05:23What the...are you doing?
05:26How are you?
05:27I don't know.
05:28I'm losing my mind here.
05:29Okay.
05:30I love you.
05:31So the women start screaming, crying, hugging,
05:33and I'm excited, because we got more women in the house,
05:36and then wondering, why are they here?
05:40David, this is Galen.
05:42Good to meet you.
05:43My best friend.
05:44I call her G.
05:45We're beach girls.
05:46We're the trike girls.
05:47Yeah.
05:48We ride a tricycle around Wrightsville Beach.
05:50Like, if I'm in high heels or whatever,
05:51I'm on the back, and she rides the bike.
05:53It's super fun.
05:54Everybody knows the trike girls.
05:56The trike girls.
05:57And it's red.
05:58Okay.
05:59Well, that's because we can drink.
06:00You know what I mean?
06:01Safety first.
06:02Okay.
06:03Right?
06:04And we wear a helmet.
06:05Oh, no safety first, right?
06:07I've never had a scenario where meeting a family member
06:09has ever made me second-guess their relationship,
06:11but it does give you an idea of where their values lie
06:14and what their day-to-day life is,
06:16and kind of get to pick the brain of them
06:18to figure out, you know, what do they do
06:20on a daily basis outside of this?
06:23I call her G.
06:24It's G.
06:25G.
06:26Got it.
06:27And what is your name, Sam?
06:29Sam, yeah.
06:30Sam.
06:31Christina and David are making connection,
06:33which I'm not gonna lie, it sucks.
06:35I feel like I'm an afterthought.
06:36I came here to find a connection.
06:38It'd be kind of bad to leave without one.
06:40Have an open heart, but don't let it get stomped on.
06:45Hi, I'm Kate.
06:46Give each other a hug.
06:47Nice to meet you.
06:48What's your name?
06:49Chris.
06:50Chris.
06:51Kate is my rock back home.
06:52So, Kate is one of my closest friends.
06:55We've traveled the world together.
06:56Yeah.
06:58Having friends and family here
06:59is definitely gonna put some people on edge.
07:01We know we're about to have to answer a lot of questions.
07:03We know that we're about to get interrogated.
07:05I'm gonna say some dumb shit to a friend
07:06and the friend starts to hate me.
07:09Yeah, that's probably, failed that one.
07:11This has been my hunk of hunk in the house.
07:13Ah, you're a lucky man.
07:15Did you, what do you think?
07:17Yeah, I mean, aesthetically, very pretty.
07:20Same humor.
07:21Okay.
07:22You will see.
07:23Think we look good?
07:24Yeah.
07:26Oh, my God, you guys.
07:28What happened?
07:30Oh, my God.
07:32Oh, my God, it's your daughter.
07:34Oh, my God.
07:36That's my life.
07:39Oh, my God.
07:41Oh, my God.
07:43Oh, my God.
07:46So, this is Michelle and this is, this is Darren.
07:50Hi, Darren.
07:51Hi, Michelle.
07:53This is Darren.
07:54Hi, Darren.
07:55Hello, very nice to meet you.
07:57Sorry, a little emotional.
07:58She's really important in my life, just so you know.
08:00I know, I know.
08:01Michelle, this is my son, Sam.
08:03Oh, hi, hi.
08:04It's nice to be up a hugger.
08:05Yeah.
08:06She's the type of person
08:07that would have been awesome to have here.
08:09It's not gonna happen.
08:11There's no way in the world
08:13Sam could be dating Michelle while I'm dating Kelly.
08:18Too weird.
08:19Then again, doing a strip tease in front of your dad
08:21or eating watermelon like that with your dad is also weird, so.
08:25We're trying out new experiences.
08:26Yeah, not that one.
08:28Oh, that's my auntie.
08:30Oh!
08:32Hey.
08:34Oh.
08:37My aunt Sharon, she's a great judge of character.
08:39She can weed through all the BS,
08:41which I don't think Joy has BS,
08:43but I really want her to talk to Joy
08:45and see what their vibe is.
08:47Hi.
08:48Joy, this is my aunt Sharon.
08:49I'm Joey, it's nice to meet you.
08:51Nice meeting you too.
08:52She's like my mom.
08:54Love meeting you.
08:55Are you living in Chicago too?
08:57I do, I live in the suburbs of Chicago.
08:59Nice, nice.
09:00And this is his dad.
09:01This is my dad, Anthony.
09:02Nice to meet you.
09:03Nice to meet you also.
09:04Thank you.
09:06Ah!
09:08Whoo!
09:10JoJo!
09:12Whoo!
09:13What's up, Jo?
09:16Whoo!
09:18Oh, yeah!
09:21Oh, Lord.
09:23Don't get no makeup on your oysters.
09:25I know, I know.
09:27This is Connor.
09:28Connor, that's my boyfriend.
09:30Nice to meet you.
09:31Nice to meet you, Connor.
09:33Stacey.
09:34That's my other boyfriend.
09:35I'm your other boyfriend.
09:37Nice to meet you.
09:39Me and Stacey over there,
09:41we the one that been connecting.
09:43Okay, I'm going to be watching.
09:45No.
09:46Darren.
09:47Okay, so how old is this baby over here?
09:49Give us a guess.
09:50It's 28.
09:51Ah, of course, of course!
09:53Here we go again.
09:56Ah!
09:58Ah!
10:00Ah!
10:03I'm Joey, the OG, and I'm Kelly's son.
10:06I'm back in the house.
10:08Hey, what are you doing here?
10:11Why are you following me on the retreat, Joey?
10:13I'm here to find love.
10:15Don't get in my way.
10:16Honestly, honestly, older women are very hot,
10:19and I know I got the swag,
10:21and I got the game for them.
10:23Wow, this is like noose to me.
10:25I'm so happy I could make it.
10:27I love you.
10:28I love you, Mom.
10:29It's a lot harder when you're not here.
10:32Family is very important,
10:34because it's not easy to have a relationship with someone
10:36if the kid doesn't like the person you're dating,
10:40so I know if Joey doesn't like me,
10:42I have no chance with his mom.
10:44This is Joey!
10:46Joey, I'm Rob, man, nice to meet you.
10:48Rob, nice to meet you, man.
10:49Connor.
10:50Connor?
10:51Nice to meet you.
10:52Are you the father's son?
10:53No.
10:54Yeah, this is my dad, Joey.
10:56Nice to meet you, Dave.
10:58Oh, I got a text!
11:00We got a text.
11:02Oh, okay.
11:03Welcome, friends and family!
11:05Whoo-hoo!
11:07As we approach the final stretch,
11:09these friends and family have come to support
11:11each of the incredible women
11:12and help them navigate the path that lies ahead.
11:15Ladies, please take this opportunity
11:17to get the wisdom, love, and guidance
11:19that only your friends and family can provide.
11:22And men, this is your chance
11:24to make a lasting first impression,
11:26so use this time wisely.
11:28And let's get this party started.
11:30By the way, I want to say, guys,
11:32it is Barbie's birthday.
11:34Happy birthday, Barbie!
11:36Cheers, cheers, cheers!
11:38A diablo!
11:39A diablo!
11:42I'm not going to say I'm intimidated,
11:45but I'm a little taken aback
11:48because it's a big moment.
11:50Think about it.
11:51You might be just making a new connection,
11:54and a family member or a really close friend
11:58could come in and go, oh, no.
12:00They could just, they could put the quash on it.
12:02Right now is my only chance at a first impression,
12:06and it's huge.
12:08All your mother's been saying.
12:10My son reminds me of your son.
12:12That's why I had to go out with him.
12:14Mm-hmm.
12:15Wait, wait, yo.
12:16We can talk about this another time.
12:18We will.
12:19We will.
12:20I will tell it like it is.
12:22Oh, my God, is she playing with us?
12:24You're over here forcing a connection with this guy
12:26so you stay f-----g relevant.
12:28So go to f----- hell, you f-----!
12:30Family and friends day was supposed to be peaceful,
12:32and now we just got BBQ Barbie and BBQ Kelly f----- up.
12:35Yeah, you can stick a fork in this BBQ.
12:37It's basically wrapped up.
12:39♪♪♪♪♪
12:44We had a conversation about
12:47if my kids didn't like somebody I dated, what would I do?
12:50And I think my kids just love who I love.
12:52Yeah.
12:53Wouldn't you say?
12:54I mean, you're pretty good
12:55at picking and choosing your man, so.
12:57Yeah, your mom's definitely my only choice.
12:59The men have had family here the entire time.
13:02Finally, the women get their family members
13:04to support them.
13:05She's definitely by far the coolest one here.
13:07Hell yeah.
13:08And the most attractive, so.
13:09Why would I make, why would I, why would I, why would I?
13:12I agree with that.
13:13She's beautiful.
13:14Thank you.
13:15Beautiful woman.
13:16That's sweet.
13:17He's like, wait.
13:18Did y'all just kiss on the lips?
13:20No, I kissed him on his cheek.
13:21Okay.
13:22Relax.
13:23You know how bashful I am.
13:24My relationships are very important to me,
13:26so if any of my children don't like who I'm with,
13:29they're gonna tell me,
13:30and that's gonna be the end of it.
13:32If my kids don't like you,
13:33I don't like you.
13:35Aw, that was terrible.
13:36Aw, that was terrible.
13:38Yeah, let me see another one.
13:39I really want to know what happened to your first marriage.
13:42I was raised that the man's primary role
13:45is to provide for his family.
13:47I worked on my career,
13:50got to the point where I was traveling.
13:52I was averaging over 200 hotel nights a year.
13:55But I think we had grown so far apart without noticing it
13:59that she didn't like who I'd become.
14:02Mm.
14:03You're gonna make me cry.
14:05Good.
14:06Let's get to the bottom of this.
14:08My mom and I are best friends,
14:10and she deserves somebody
14:13who not only recognizes all the value that she brings
14:17but really celebrates her
14:19and really allows her to be herself.
14:21Now that you know that a high-value woman
14:25requires a lot of time, a lot of attention,
14:28are you available to provide, like,
14:31that emotional stability and security?
14:34Um, work is insane.
14:39It really is.
14:40But I do believe I've learned how to have a work-life balance.
14:44And my point is that I want to focus on,
14:48this will sound selfish,
14:50on me and what's important to me.
14:52And fortunately, your mom happens to be important to me,
14:55so that's what I want to focus on.
14:57My mom wears her heart on her sleeve,
14:59and because of this, I don't care about what his job is.
15:03I want to know about his heart.
15:05And Zarem is handling my questions
15:08with such vulnerability,
15:10so I'm really excited about this for her.
15:13It's all, like, a blur to me,
15:14because I've done so much,
15:15and it feels like I've been here a month.
15:19Hey, guys. What's happening?
15:20Hello, Anthony.
15:21You want to sit and talk?
15:22I love you. Yeah.
15:23He's so cool.
15:24Like, I told him...
15:25So, I think I told you.
15:27We go to, like, Tony D's on Friday nights in Rochester.
15:30Yeah, she said, she's like,
15:32she goes, you're going to fit so in.
15:34You'll fit right in.
15:35Yeah, you have no idea how much fun we're having, right?
15:38Come on.
15:39We're having so much fun.
15:40Anthony's so cool.
15:41Silly things.
15:42First guy she goes for is, you know, her son's age.
15:44I think I seen your son over there, I say.
15:47Definitely Connor has his work cut out.
15:49You know, he's a little younger,
15:50he doesn't have the gift of the gab.
15:52He has a lot of kissing up to do to compete with me.
15:56You're looking at Anthony.
15:57Like, he's the GOAT.
15:59It's hard to level up to that with anybody.
16:01Connor, best of luck to you, I guess.
16:04So, do you like young guys too, like her?
16:06Oh, Lord Jesus.
16:08I know.
16:09Not as bad as Rebecca.
16:10Not as bad as Rebecca.
16:11I love that.
16:12What up?
16:13What up?
16:14What up, papa?
16:15What's up, baby?
16:16Oh, you're going with the red.
16:17You want to tag me?
16:18Oh, I'm going to...
16:19I know she likes the red.
16:20I like the doubles.
16:21I'm going to go like this, we tag team out.
16:22Tag team.
16:23I'm in here.
16:24All right, you guys.
16:25All right, Connor's turn.
16:26Nice meeting you.
16:27Connor's turn.
16:28Cheers.
16:29All right, ciao.
16:30Ciao.
16:31All right, Connor, see you later.
16:32See you later, brother.
16:33The shirt stays intact.
16:34I know.
16:35See you up there in a bit.
16:36All right, see you later.
16:37How are you?
16:38Good, how are you?
16:39Good.
16:40Jojo.
16:41Hello.
16:42Four times cheers.
16:43Cheers.
16:44Cheers.
16:45You live in Texas?
16:46I do.
16:47I live in Houston.
16:48I've been there for five years.
16:50Really?
16:51Where were you before that?
16:52I lived in Colorado Springs for three years.
16:56I was deployed in Kuwait for eight months.
16:59What branch are you in?
17:00I was Air Force.
17:01Very cool.
17:02Have you ever dated an older girl?
17:04One of my exes was four years older than I was.
17:08That doesn't count.
17:09I know.
17:10And you're in the same decade, it doesn't count.
17:14I would advise her to go with somebody closer with her age
17:16because she has been involved with somebody younger before
17:19and I don't want to see her get her heart broken.
17:22I feel like someone that much younger than her
17:23may not be able to be in it for the long haul.
17:28It's, I mean, it's just not practical.
17:33Okay, so when I first got here, it was the younger guys
17:36and I was like, oh my God, like they're younger than my kids,
17:39you know, and then the next day they brought the fathers in.
17:43So I instantly focused in on Stacy
17:46and it's like he wasn't catching on.
17:48So I'm thinking like, okay, maybe you just ain't answering me.
17:52And he told me, he was like, it's not that I'm not interested in you.
17:55He was like, I am.
17:56He was like, but I went through a lot with my ex-wife.
17:59So it's been slow.
18:01In my past relationships, you have been like one of the best coaches for me
18:06and I would like you to get to know Stacy a little bit better.
18:10Okay.
18:11I want you to just kind of pick his brain and let him know
18:15at the end of the day, don't **** with my sister and that's it.
18:17That's it.
18:18All right.
18:19Let's go.
18:24Look who I got.
18:25Joey!
18:27I thought you just brought my son over.
18:28Joey!
18:29How you doing, Joe?
18:30How you doing?
18:31I'm Anthony.
18:32Anthony, nice to meet you.
18:33This is my son, Joe.
18:34This is Joey.
18:35Joey?
18:36All your mother's been doing since I've been here is saying,
18:37my son reminds me of your son.
18:38My son reminds me of your son.
18:41That's why I had to go out with him.
18:43Did you hear what he said?
18:45Wait, wait, Joe.
18:46It's worse than that.
18:47Come here.
18:48We both did tantric yoga with your mother.
18:49Yeah, tantric yoga.
18:50That's sex yoga, right?
18:51So wait, wait, wait.
18:53So my son and me had to take your mom.
18:56It's the threesome.
18:57Well, she picked us, but it wasn't that bad, right?
19:02Yeah, it did.
19:03We can talk about this at another time.
19:04We will.
19:05We will.
19:06One more thing, Joe.
19:07Just let's get all clear.
19:08Yeah.
19:10All right.
19:11We'll move on.
19:12Yeah.
19:16How many connections you have here?
19:18Right now?
19:19Mm-hmm.
19:20Just me and Shawna.
19:21She is so cool.
19:22Like, she gets it, you know?
19:24She's so sure of herself.
19:25She knows exactly what she wants.
19:27And that's the problem with girls my age,
19:28is that they don't really have that.
19:30I've never had a serious relationship for that reason.
19:32I've never experienced love yet, so.
19:35So how do you feel that, you know, she has two kids?
19:38Yeah, I know.
19:40It's a lot to take in at once, you know,
19:42because I do want my own kids, you know, a mini-me
19:44that I can coach throughout life.
19:46Me, personally, as an older woman,
19:48that would be the first thing I would want you to bring
19:50to my attention,
19:52because that can cut a relationship right away.
19:55You like to date older women.
19:57Mm-hmm.
19:59But, you know, most of them, when they get to age,
20:01they don't want kids.
20:03Shauna's aunt honestly opened my eyes a lot.
20:05Like, I want to have kids.
20:07And Shauna's at a point in her life
20:09where she has two kids already.
20:11This is just stuff that I got to really take into perspective
20:13and understand that after this, you know,
20:15where can we go from there?
20:17And I'm not sure.
20:19It's a lot.
20:21I know Shauna doesn't want to have any more kids.
20:23So you do have a lot to think about.
20:25Oh, yeah.
20:27Okay.
20:29Shauna listens to my advice sometimes,
20:31but we're not always on the same page.
20:33So the only way I can help
20:35is just giving my feedback.
20:37I let her make the decision.
20:41Crystal let me know,
20:43let everybody else know
20:45that she's very interested in me.
20:47You're not ready. You're not ready.
20:49I thought that you would really enjoy
20:51speaking to your son.
20:53My son's opinion means a lot to me.
20:55Hi.
20:57Where's the guy at?
20:59Wow.
21:05Okay, so Galen wants to
21:07ask you a few questions.
21:09Yeah. Okay, so
21:11what would you say your purpose is?
21:13I donate my time
21:15for missionaries to do
21:17drill water wells for communities that don't have
21:19access to clean water.
21:21And then I work in the energy
21:23space to provide people with energy.
21:25What was it about Christina
21:27that drew you to her? And here we go.
21:29It was just the energy level.
21:31It was just like I kind of hit it off.
21:33It was easy to have the conversation with.
21:35Oh, nice.
21:37Very natural, right? Yeah.
21:39You know, you can tell he's so
21:41mission-oriented that he
21:43needs someone to be like,
21:45listen, we're going to party right now.
21:47We're going to laugh. We're going to have fun.
21:49We're going to play.
21:51Like I balance him, he balances me.
21:53Oh, good. I love that.
21:55Yeah, so you're a very
21:57laser-focused
21:59energy of getting it done.
22:01And like she's,
22:03she has the energy of like
22:05she brings you back to like life.
22:07You know what I mean? To like have fun.
22:09Like just to be silly and just to be
22:11crazy. Yeah, live life. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:13Just to like live, you know.
22:15And so I just think that that's
22:17really beautiful.
22:19Galen had a lot to say. It kind of gives me
22:21a perspective into Christina.
22:23You described that perfectly.
22:25Yeah, because I know your heart.
22:27I am concerned that their
22:29normal activities tended to be
22:31partying a lot and being
22:33the girls
22:35that go out and things like that.
22:37So it kind of gave me the impression
22:39that her values were in a different spot than mine.
22:45So what's going on?
22:47Crystal gave me a rundown
22:49about you a little bit.
22:51I want to hear this one.
22:53Well, she told me about the divorce.
22:55And with it being so
22:57recent,
22:59and that was kind of like
23:01concerning for me.
23:03Well, it's concerning for myself
23:05as far as jumping into another relationship
23:07is because I was with one person
23:09for 18 years and married for 15.
23:11And I'm very
23:13cognizant of how I move.
23:15And I don't want to give
23:17all
23:19to someone
23:21until I understand where
23:23I stand with that person.
23:25Because I see now, no matter how long you're
23:27with somebody, they can shift on you.
23:29That's why I said...
23:31That was my thing, from hearing both of you
23:33and then you saying for you
23:35what happened with your wife.
23:37Your ex-wife, I'm sorry.
23:39Even if it wasn't Crystal, I just
23:41don't see anybody
23:43jumping in a relationship
23:45after a divorce.
23:47You're not ready for nothing too serious.
23:49For out of divorce,
23:51I'm kind of like, do I want a relationship?
23:53Yeah, because I'm a family guy.
23:55Crystal has let me know
23:57and let everybody else in this house know
23:59that she's very interested in me.
24:01It has nothing to do with Crystal.
24:03It has a lot to do with me, where I'm at.
24:05I don't think Stacy is a love match
24:07for Crystal because I think
24:09he does need some time. And knowing
24:11where my sister is and what she wants,
24:13I don't know if he's ready for that.
24:19So what do you think of
24:21Joy?
24:23Dating a young guy,
24:25I know a lot of people might look at his age,
24:27but he's very mature for his age.
24:29So I think Joy
24:31would be good for you once he gets past
24:33what a decision he wanted to make
24:35as far as having a baby.
24:37Which is way down the line.
24:39But I'm just saying,
24:41how do you feel
24:43about having another child?
24:47Joy tells my aunt he wants kids.
24:49And me and him hadn't
24:51even had that conversation.
24:53That's not
24:55an option for me.
24:57And I didn't even think about that.
24:59But once my aunt said it,
25:01I was like, yeah.
25:03No.
25:05Don't limit yourself.
25:07You know, even though Joy seems like
25:09he's the one you have to keep your eyes open
25:11and see what's out there for you,
25:13the first person that come across you
25:15that seems like they could be the person you want to be with
25:17might not be that one.
25:21So being with David,
25:23what do you want to happen with him?
25:25I know you haven't known him that long.
25:27So David did not
25:29pursue anyone else.
25:31Okay, okay.
25:33Which to me says a lot.
25:35I was married for 20 years and I was like,
25:37I'm never getting married again.
25:39But as crazy as this is gonna sound,
25:41I don't know, girl.
25:43I might be living in Texas.
25:47When you know what you don't want, you know what you want.
25:49So right now, Christina's heart
25:51is completely
25:53with David, 100% non-negotiable.
25:55With David
25:57being more traditional
25:59and Christina being so modern,
26:01I have concerns,
26:03but I definitely believe that this could work.
26:05I love it!
26:09When I talked to Stacy,
26:11y'all definitely connected,
26:13but I think that,
26:15you know, he's not ready.
26:17Mm-hmm.
26:21You know, I was really thinking about
26:23making a move
26:25to get him to kiss me.
26:27I just feel like, you know, you gotta make them earn
26:29what you give, because you come with so much.
26:31I think it's more so recognizing
26:33if this is it,
26:35right out the gate, and if it's not,
26:37move along.
26:39If you ain't feeling it, it's not there.
26:41Yeah.
26:43You deserve it more than anybody.
26:45My sister can read people better than I can,
26:47but deep inside,
26:49I feel like Stacy is finally coming around.
26:51He did express to me
26:53that he's open to a relationship
26:55and that he's a family man.
26:57I would like him to explore those options with me.
26:59It's true that good things
27:01are worth waiting for,
27:03but I won't wait forever.
27:05So I gotta do what I gotta do.
27:07I love you, and, you know,
27:09I'm here for you.
27:11Thank you, poo-poo.
27:13Love you, too.
27:15Yes.
27:17I wanted to surprise you.
27:19It's your birthday.
27:21I know it's been a long few weeks,
27:23and I thought that
27:25you would really enjoy
27:27speaking to your son.
27:29Your son.
27:35Hi.
27:37Hello.
27:39I love you.
27:41Did you know it's my birthday today?
27:43Yes, I was gonna ask
27:45how old you are now.
27:47I'm nervous.
27:49Really nervous,
27:51because my son's opinion
27:53means a lot to me,
27:55and the last time I brought a younger guy home,
27:57and he said,
27:59date somebody your own age,
28:01so he's not gonna like it.
28:03This has been really wild.
28:05The first guys
28:07that came into the scene
28:09were younger guys,
28:11and then as the experience progressed,
28:13they brought in their dads.
28:15I came here thinking
28:17hopefully I would meet somebody,
28:19but I wasn't relying on it,
28:21and then that's, like, exactly what happened.
28:23So with that being said,
28:25young guys.
28:3527.
28:43How are you feeling right now?
28:45Because I can see it in your face.
28:47I know you.
28:49Wow.
28:51Are you feeling
28:53a type of way right now?
28:55Just be honest with me.
28:57I'll go get him.
28:59EJ's reaction
29:01to Chris
29:03is very hesitant.
29:05So you're gonna meet EJ,
29:07Barbie's son.
29:09He cares deeply about his mother,
29:11and Chris needs to
29:13win EJ over in his trust.
29:15I hope that
29:17EJ can give him a chance,
29:19and also I hope that Chris can
29:21also not
29:23up.
29:25Just be yourself.
29:27Just be yourself.
29:29Her son is the most important person in her life.
29:31I'm 27, he's 26.
29:33I hope it isn't much of an ordeal,
29:35but I know if the shoes were on the other foot,
29:37I'd be raising hell,
29:39but I hope he's not me.
29:43I laugh and joke
29:45with everyone here.
29:47I'm fake.
29:49You can't even look at me
29:51when I talk to you.
29:53I'm weird?
29:55Because I don't wear crop tops?
29:57Because I don't have bad extensions?
29:59Right, I got it.
30:03Yo.
30:05What's up, boss? How you doing?
30:07Just...
30:09I don't know.
30:11I've always felt weird about
30:13meeting people my mom's dating, but...
30:15As you should, man.
30:17From what I've heard from your mom,
30:19I'll say you're very respectful, you care about her a lot.
30:21What are your, like, intentions
30:23with my mom?
30:25I do have pretty strong feelings for your mom,
30:27and I am fully aware, like,
30:29in order for this to go any further,
30:31I have to meet you, I have to make sure
30:33I get your approval.
30:35I'm also very protective of my mother,
30:37and anytime she brings a guy around,
30:39I'm also very...
30:41Bro, what the hell you doing here?
30:43Yeah, which is what he's feeling right now.
30:45I know the look in his face right now,
30:47and he's having a real moment.
30:49I want Barbie's son to know that
30:51I have nothing but the best intentions for her.
30:53Since I've been talking to Barbie,
30:55I've realized that she has spent
30:57a lot of her time and a lot of her life
30:59caring for others, and at times putting her
31:01wants and needs aside for her son,
31:03and so now I believe it's time that somebody
31:05should step up to the plate and take care of her.
31:07I'm a passionate guy,
31:09and I just want to try to make your mom's life
31:11just a little bit easier in any way I can.
31:16I don't think Elijah was happy,
31:18and I don't blame him.
31:20It's not every day that your mom gets to call you
31:22and say I hooked up with somebody your age.
31:24It's uncomfortable,
31:26and I don't blame him for not liking it.
31:31I care about my son.
31:33I care about his feelings, so that's a lot.
31:35Thank you for doing this with me.
31:37I know...
31:39Thank you, thank you, brother. Hopefully we can all be happy.
31:41Yeah, good to hear you say that.
31:43I appreciate it.
31:45Thank you, thank you, brother. See you, see you.
31:49I learned so much here.
31:51I'm glad we did this, Joe.
31:53We were always close, listen.
31:55I don't know if there's even a possibility
31:57that we could be closer than this.
31:59Hey, Kelly. Hi.
32:01We're talking about how this place,
32:03it changed us a little bit, you know?
32:05Yeah. It changed me for sure.
32:07And even how I look at Joe, I look at him more like a...
32:09Man. Yeah.
32:11The only thing I hope Joey gets out of it
32:13is to see what a beautiful relationship we actually have.
32:17And it's a beautiful thing
32:19that even other families cherish what we have, yeah.
32:21I love you, Joey.
32:23I love you.
32:27Hey, Barbie. Hi.
32:29How's your birthday going?
32:31Pretty good.
32:33I just got off the phone with my son,
32:35so that was intense.
32:37Right? Yeah.
32:39How is that? Did he like him?
32:41I mean, I think initially he's just concerned for me.
32:43You know, we're very close.
32:45He's my only child, so...
32:47Chris held his own pretty well, though.
32:49Very confident.
32:51So he didn't say nothing bad, so that's a good sign.
32:53No, but I saw it.
32:55I saw that it's gonna take him a minute.
32:57Initially, when Elijah and I talked about the show,
32:59we were very honest with each other
33:01about how it could very well be, like, cringey.
33:03And obviously, no offense to season one,
33:05but season one was a little tacky.
33:07What part?
33:09Anyway.
33:11So I kind of already had that in mind.
33:13Is that how they got another season out of it?
33:15Because season one was a fail?
33:17Different vibe.
33:19Anyway.
33:21Anyway, more about Barbie.
33:23Yeah, I know.
33:25You don't like the spotlight not on you.
33:27That was very generic. Your answers were so generic.
33:29You're just rude.
33:31She asked you some specific questions,
33:33and you generically answered them to insult her.
33:35How? I just told her what I thought of season one.
33:37No, you said all your answers were very generic.
33:39How? I thought it was tacky.
33:41How is that generic?
33:43How? Give the one instance.
33:45Rob, you were out here for five seconds,
33:47and you weren't here for half the conversation.
33:49You can't get in on this.
33:51If they're gonna argue, let them argue,
33:53but you don't have to get involved.
33:55But as a man, he's trying to protect me,
33:57just like Chris would with her.
33:59I'm not gonna do this on my birthday
34:01because I wouldn't give you the time of day
34:03I don't even know why you don't like me.
34:05She's a big personality, and I think she was kind of
34:07the personality of the first season.
34:09Oh, yeah?
34:11She's gonna give us a run for our money.
34:13I laugh and joke with everyone here.
34:15Yeah, because you're fake as...
34:17I'm fake.
34:19Chill, chill, chill.
34:21No, I will tell it like it is.
34:23No, because you are.
34:25Oh, my God, is she fighting with us?
34:27She called me fake as...
34:29You can't even look at me when I talk to you.
34:31Is it weird because I don't wear crop tops
34:33because I don't have bad extensions?
34:35Right, I got it.
34:37They're feisty.
34:39Why are you attacking me? What is going on with you?
34:41What happened?
34:43Because you're so two-faced.
34:45How am I two-faced?
34:47You're so two-faced.
34:49She's called me every name in the book, Chris.
34:51She called me two-faced, bad extension.
34:53We were out here in a pleasant conversation.
34:55Don't act all innocent.
34:57You're over here forcing a connection with this guy
34:59and what the... is wrong with her?
35:01Chris, she's doing this.
35:03She's doing that.
35:05Like, what are you, my... dad?
35:07What is going on?
35:09Family and Friends Day was supposed to be peaceful,
35:11and now we just got BBQ Barbie and BBQ Kelly
35:13and... up, honestly, for everybody.
35:15And it's not ideal for a day like this, you know?
35:17Stick a fork in it.
35:19Yeah, you can stick a fork in this barbecue.
35:21It's basically wrapped up.
35:23Oh, Crystal, you don't even know what just happened.
35:25Barbie just attacked me, said I was fake as...
35:27She always like that, because, why?
35:29It's her... birthday, and nobody's paying her
35:31no... attention.
35:33Why would I? I'm not singing happy birthday to her.
35:35That's how she was with me when we had the... bar fight.
35:37Like, bitch, you didn't think nobody was gonna come in here
35:39and be better than you?
35:41You think you was gonna be top, hoe?
35:43No, you're not.
35:45Listen.
35:47I'm just trying to calm... I promise, I swear to God.
35:49That's not... please.
35:51Please?
35:53I'm not trying to... I'm not trying to have a crazy night.
35:55No, we're not. Like, I'm disengaging.
35:57Thank you.
35:59So if I see you going off, I'm gonna pick you up
36:01and I'm gonna carry you into the room,
36:03and I'm gonna lock you there.
36:05You're laughing, I'm dead serious.
36:07Okay.
36:09Swear to... God, she's... toxic.
36:11I know.
36:13Happy... birthday, psycho.
36:19Happy... birthday, psycho.
36:21I know it's not your day.
36:23I know it's hard for you. Process.
36:25Process!
36:27So go to... hell, you...
36:31You're... bitch.
36:33I... hate you.
36:35Why didn't you say, I'm sorry? I don't speak...
36:37I had just come out of a conversation
36:39with my son that... that was hard.
36:41Wanting to tell my friends
36:43from the house what had just happened.
36:45And, of course, Kelly has to make it about her
36:47and throw her little temper tantrum
36:49in her crop top.
36:51Why would you want to ruin somebody's birthday
36:53in front of other people
36:55and their family members and friends?
36:57Go to your room.
37:05It was really lovely to meet you.
37:07It was lovely to meet you.
37:09My baby.
37:11My baby!
37:13You got some good brownie points for me,
37:15so don't f*** it up.
37:17I have no intentions to.
37:19You got this, Mom.
37:21Have you stay and I leave.
37:23You got this, Mom. Come on.
37:25Okay, bye. I love you.
37:33I don't get it.
37:37I literally did nothing wrong.
37:39I was just sitting there.
37:41When people...
37:43I'm sorry.
37:45Say certain things that aren't true.
37:47Give a specific example.
37:49I want to hear that.
37:51I appreciate you defending me.
37:53Nobody ever defends me.
37:55Not even my own f***ing father.
37:57That's my number one thing as a masculine man
37:59is I take care of my woman, right?
38:01I'm not going to let my woman get f***ing hurt.
38:03I really didn't know that this had you
38:05that beat up on the inside.
38:07I really did not know that.
38:11I knew you were a little upset,
38:13but I didn't realize it still had you that bothered.
38:17You portray yourself as so hard
38:19that I didn't think you that deep inside.
38:21You were that soft.
38:27When someone pierces me to the core like that,
38:29feeling him console me
38:31just makes me feel loved.
38:37Take as much time as you need.
38:39I'm here for you, okay, babe?
38:47I love you.
38:55Today was very emotional
38:57between the conversation
38:59that I had with my son
39:01and all of the drama with Kelly.
39:03I think I'm having a moment of clarity.
39:05Chris and I found
39:07a common dynamic.
39:09Our connection is pretty solid
39:11so we don't have to stay in the house with Kelly.
39:13We don't need to be in that mix
39:15and whatever bullsh-t
39:17I have going on.
39:19I'm ready to go home. I'm done.
39:25Let's go.
39:27I'm here for that.
39:45You okay, Chris?
39:47Yeah, I'm good, Pop.
39:49It would mean the world to me right now
39:51if it could just be me and Barbie.
39:53Focus on just me and Barbie right now.
39:55If I tell you this, you can't tell anybody else.
39:57All the little bickering,
39:59all the little fights,
40:01that's not gonna help us getting to know each other.
40:03It's actually taking away time.
40:05The last couple days that we have left together.
40:07After tonight, we're gonna be in good spirits.
40:09Everything's gonna be smooth.
40:11Thank you again, Pop.
40:13Thank you again, Pop.
40:15I know my dad would really appreciate that.
40:21About to grab it real quick.
40:23I just know I have to get out of here.
40:25The whole point of us being here
40:27is to find love.
40:29Night, night.
40:35If I've already found it, why am I still here?
40:37So with all the bullsh-t going on in the house,
40:39me and Barbie just snuck out.
40:41We came here for one reason.
40:43We found that reason.
40:45I'm happy.
40:47I'm good.
40:51Chris and I decided that we're gonna leave.
40:53We're gonna spend some time
40:55together outside of the house,
40:57and we're really looking forward to it.
41:01Chris and Barbie have left the journey together.
41:03They have decided to take their love
41:05out into the real world.
41:07Came in the middle of the night,
41:09me and Barbie, like two lovebirds.
41:11It was hell living with them.
41:13Bye, bitch.
41:15I had to get out of there.
41:17I just want to get away from all these other people,
41:19all these other factors, and just focus on what I found.
41:21And as crazy as it sounds,
41:23Barbie, I love you.
41:25In order for me to allow a man into my life,
41:27he would have to make my life better, not harder.
41:31Your journey here is rapidly coming to a close.
41:33I can't take another heartbreak.
41:35The next man's the one that I'm gonna be with
41:37for the rest of my life.
41:39Tomorrow, you will make your final choice.
41:41Me and Sean are compatible.
41:43Even though we have some obstacles to get over,
41:45I'm gonna deal with things as they come.
41:47I'm nervous
41:49because I'm very concerned about
41:51the person I'm gonna let down.
41:53I'm torn. I am torn.
41:55What's this happening?
41:57I did have a connection
41:59last year, but my search
42:01for love is completely
42:03different. We have to make a huge decision.
42:05I could be heartbroken.
42:07I'm nervous because
42:09there's always that sliver of a chance
42:11that, you know, people do change their mind.
42:13This journey
42:15has definitely changed what I want
42:17in life. You know, I was like,
42:19I'm done. I'm never marrying again.
42:21But I believe in love, and
42:23that's something I want long-term.
42:25I'm required.