Miya Biwi & Mafiya Hindi 04मिया बीवी और माफिया 04
Watch & Joy movie, short Hindi movie, Life & Love movie, Comedy movie, Fun & Masti movie, Entertainment movie, Music movie, Story telling movie, Young age movie, Celebrity movie, Think good movie, Life care movie, fashion movie, Filmy movie.
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00:00What kind of a film is this?
00:03The one with RGV had a murder.
00:06And the one with Varun, it was an accident.
00:11Then, which film is it?
00:16Maybe it was a South Indian film.
00:22Was there a murder in that too?
00:25That's the speciality of our story.
00:31But it is very original.
00:33Our story.
00:35Isn't it?
00:39Excuse me.
00:42Oh, God!
00:45Jai! Jai! Wake up! Get up!
00:48Jai! Jai, get up!
00:50What the fuck, man? Why is everyone dying?
00:52Get up! Get up!
00:54Oh, God!
01:01Jai!
01:19Jai, Sipsambhu!
01:22Sambhu.
01:31That's it.
01:32No, no.
01:34That's it.
01:37Jai, Bholenath.
01:39You want some sweets?
01:40I'll get some water.
01:41Oh, wait.
01:47I was thinking.
01:50I'll put Pankaj Udas's song on my mobile.
01:55You know, his songs.
01:58Rona, Dhona, Opina.
02:01What a combination!
02:03Why, Chacha? Why?
02:05Why Rona, Dhona?
02:07It's such a good mood.
02:10Something exciting.
02:12Some item number type.
02:15Meena Kumari was made a while ago.
02:18How did Mandakini come?
02:20What happened?
02:22Chacha, I have something.
02:24If you look at it, you'll feel giddy.
02:26Tell me.
02:29Look here.
02:31Wait a minute.
02:32Look at this.
02:35You son of a bitch!
02:38What?
02:40Look behind you.
02:42What am I looking at?
02:47Jai!
02:48Oh, fuck!
02:54Fuck you!
03:11Fuck you!
03:12Malti!
03:13Malti!
03:14Malti!
03:15Malti!
03:20Hey!
03:22What are you doing?
03:24What are you doing in our room?
03:26Who is he?
03:27Friend.
03:29Friend?
03:31I've never seen him before.
03:34What's his name?
03:36Varun.
03:37Varun?
03:41Yes.
03:43I've heard his name.
03:47Varun?
03:50Hey, Varun.
03:52Get up.
03:55Varun, get up.
03:58Varun, open your eyes.
04:10Oh, fuck! He's dead.
04:13Fuck! He's dead.
04:14Jai.
04:15Fuck!
04:16Priya, what's happening?
04:19Who is he?
04:20Jai, we don't have time for this.
04:22We have to find Malti's body.
04:23His pant zip is open.
04:25Jai, it's not what you think.
04:27I can see his fucking face.
04:29I can explain.
04:31I can explain.
04:32Okay?
04:34Oh.
04:36Oh.
04:37No.
04:38He's that Varun.
04:41I get it, Priya.
04:43You are fucking him.
04:46You are fucking him, you bitch!
04:48You are fucking him!
04:49Is this how you do a sales switch?
04:51You should have been more careful during training.
04:54Is it on Tinder or Shadi.com?
04:56But sir, you told me...
04:58What did I tell you?
04:59What did I tell you?
05:00That you should do a sales switch during emergency calls?
05:03Sorry, sir.
05:04Sorry, sir?
05:05Should I apologize to you?
05:08What are you waiting for?
05:10Get his address from the records.
05:12And send an ambulance on priority basis.
05:14Yes, sir.
05:15The patient must be dead by now.
05:17Do one thing.
05:18You personally go with the ambulance.
05:21And as soon as you reach the hospital...
05:23...do your sales switch in the lobby.
05:26And that's where they have nowhere to run.
05:28Understood?
05:29Understood, sir.
05:30Hmm.
05:36I work day and night.
05:41In the cold.
05:42In the sun.
05:43In the rain.
05:44I run the house.
05:45Your online shopping bills.
05:47Your guide cards bills.
05:48I risk my life to pay all your bills.
05:51And you...
05:52You are in my house.
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05:59Galaxy AI is here.
06:01Watch Galaxy Unpacked Live on July...
06:03On my bed.
06:05With someone else.
06:06Disgusting.
06:08Priya, you didn't even think once before doing all this...
06:12...how I would feel.
06:14How will I feel?
06:18Three things.
06:20Number one.
06:22This house is not yours.
06:24My father gave it to me as a wedding gift.
06:27Number two.
06:28You are pointing fingers at me.
06:30You.
06:31Who unknowingly takes his maid's name first.
06:34Not his wife's.
06:36Huh?
06:37And number three.
06:39How will you feel?
06:41Have you ever thought...
06:42...how I have been feeling for the past seven years?
06:45Sitting alone at home.
06:46In the cold, in the sun, in the rain.
06:49I didn't marry a mobile phone, Jayesh.
06:52I married the man who...
06:54...who used to send me flowers and chocolates...
06:56...on every three month's anniversary.
06:59One day, I used to visit my father's house again.
07:02Priya, that time...
07:04...we were in college.
07:05We were students.
07:07Today, I am the number one cop in Mumbai.
07:09And I love what I do.
07:11My work is my passion.
07:12Passion?
07:14I am not your passion.
07:15Listen.
07:17Don't try and play these games with me.
07:19Don't put words in my mouth.
07:21You know exactly what I am trying to say.
07:23I know exactly what you mean.
07:26Tell me one thing.
07:27When was the last time we had sex?
07:30Tell me.
07:34Last month.
07:35Last month, I was in Delhi.
07:38Last month.
07:39Last month, I was in Delhi.
07:42Okay, forget that.
07:43Just forget that.
07:44Tell me, when was the last time...
07:46...you held my hand with love...
07:47...and you told me that you love me?
07:50When?
07:51When did you say?
07:54I said, I love you, just now.
07:55When we were sitting on the sofa.
07:57When I said, I love you, to Priya and Roy.
08:00When you gave me a brilliant idea about organics.
08:04Jayesh.
08:06I know.
08:07I know, after my marriage, I am being very mean to you.
08:09I know, I am getting old.
08:10But, I don't care.
08:11Okay, I don't care.
08:13I just...
08:14I just want to be appreciated by my man.
08:18I just want you to tell me that...
08:21Priya, it's okay.
08:22It's okay.
08:24I want you to say that, Priya...
08:26Priya, I love you.
08:27Priya.
08:28You are sexy.
08:29You are hot.
08:30The way you used to say before our marriage.
08:33Priya, it's okay.
08:34It's okay.
08:35You are hot.
08:36You are sexy, Priya.
08:59Tell me, am I hot or sexy?
09:01You are hot, you are sexy.
09:03No, say my name.
09:07You are hot and you are sexy, Priya.
09:16You are hot.
09:18You are sexy, Priya.
09:20Priya, you are so sexy.
09:23You are so hot.
09:26If you wear a yellow sari, it will be a disaster.
09:33Oh, my God.
09:37Don't ask me, uncle.
09:39My Jai sir...
09:41...is a big fool.
09:43Yes.
09:44He left such a beautiful wife...
09:46...and went with a maid.
09:48The people of this city have a different kind of trick.
09:52I know a bigger fool than him.
09:56Who?
09:58You and who else?
09:59Why me?
10:00Father-in-law, you have such a big gun.
10:03It's a Ram-Ban.
10:04And instead of firing it, you are stabbing it in the back.
10:09So what should we do with it?
10:12First make a pack of six grapes.
10:15Then tell me.
10:17Uncle, you are creating a lot of suspense.
10:22It's done.
10:26Oh.
10:28So that second drum...
10:31...was for him, right?
10:34You naughty fool.
10:38Okay, tell me.
10:40He was standing a minute ago.
10:43And the second minute, he just fell and died.
10:47I think...
10:48...he must have had a heart attack.
10:51Models are...
10:53...weird and simple people, right?
10:56From the outside, they are like wrestlers.
10:59From the inside, they are like...
11:02And the policemen?
11:04How are the policemen?
11:07The policemen...
11:09You tell me.
11:13The policemen...
11:15...fall unconscious for a second due to low blood pressure.
11:19And the second minute...
11:22I didn't fall unconscious due to low blood pressure.
11:26Then?
11:27I felt as if I had taken so many sleeping pills.
11:32Sleeping pills?
11:33Yeah.
11:35At least drink your drink.
11:37Drink up.
11:42Priya, what happened?
11:45What are you doing?
11:47Will you tell me something?
11:49What are you doing?
11:52Do you have a new hobby of molesting dead bodies?
11:54Which drink did I give you?
11:55The flower one, right?
11:57Yes, I had a flower in my glass. But why?
12:02Because it had rufies in it.
12:07Rofnol?
12:08Right.
12:09Rufies, rofnol, sleeping pills.
12:12The date rape drug.
12:14That means, this rascal...
12:16...had a plan to rape me?
12:18Not rape, we were just...
12:22Fucking bastard!
12:24You mixed sleeping pills in my drink!
12:27Asshole!
12:32Fuck!
12:33Fuck!
12:38This doesn't smell right.
12:41Where is she? What is she doing?
12:43Who is she with?
12:45Why isn't she answering your calls?
12:47Find out.
12:48Yes, boss.
12:49And keep calling her.
12:51Yes, boss.
12:53What about that cop?
12:54We'll find him, boss.
12:55Don't worry.
12:57What about that cop?
12:58We'll find him, boss.
12:59Don't worry.
13:00I have put all my informants to work.
13:03Okay.
13:05Oof!
13:06What was that?
13:07You?
13:09No!
13:10Fuck off!
13:12Not you?
13:13Not even me?
13:14So...
13:15I thought she...
13:17Dead bodies turn into gases...
13:19...which burst out.
13:20How do you know?
13:21I saw it in a documentary.
13:24Yes.
13:25Okay.
13:29Ugh!
13:30Ugh!
13:31We have to do something quickly.
13:33Otherwise, our house will turn into Chernobyl.
13:35Let's pick him up and drop him off with Malti.
13:37Then we'll both...
13:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:39Good idea.
13:40Uncle, you've given me such a great idea.
13:43Tomorrow morning, we'll go...
13:45...and play a band like this.
13:48Why tomorrow?
13:49Why not today?
13:50Right now?
13:52Mr. Jai must be sleeping by now.
13:54It's late.
13:55Why, Mr. Jai?
13:56Huh?
13:58His head is still in your hands.
14:02So...
14:03Hey, you bastard!
14:04Achhelal is here...
14:06...to teach you a lesson!
14:08Don't abuse me, uncle.
14:09Keep talking.
14:10Even your sister should know...
14:14...what Achhelal is.
14:16What is it?
14:17Uncle, where are your feet?
14:19Bless me.
14:21Yeah.
14:22May you live long.
14:23May you be victorious.
14:24Yeah.
14:26And when I come back from there...
14:28...bring me one half...
14:30...and six sips of shampoo.
14:32Understood.
14:39You should keep giving me shocks.
14:41You're like Superman.
14:43What do you mean?
14:44Twice in half an hour.
14:46Three times.
14:48You did it with her too, right?
14:50Once in seven years.
14:52Okay?
14:54And you're comparing her to Malti?
14:56That B.O.B. factory?
14:58Your one is also a bad omen.
15:00An F.I.I.
15:01My Malti is at least as light as her.
15:06Fuck.
15:07Fuck.
15:08Who could it be?
15:09Okay, chill, chill, chill.
15:10It must be Pizza.
15:11Sure?
15:12No.
15:13Oh, fuck.
15:14No.
15:15Oh, fuck.
15:17What's happening to me today?
15:19Oh, fuck.
15:20Fuck, fuck, fuck.
15:22Who did I order pizza for?
15:28Bastard.
15:29You want pizza?
15:31Fuck.
15:44Fuck.
15:50Sawant.
15:52What the fuck?
15:55Sir.
15:56Sawant.
15:58I told you not to come.
16:00But the commissioner told me to go.
16:07I gave you a direct order.
16:08Not to come.
16:10You're right, sir.
16:11But the commissioner also gave me a direct order to go home.
16:14Oh, fuck, man.
16:15Actual, sir.
16:18Sir, where do I take my position?
16:19At home?
16:20Sit on my head.
16:21There's no need here.
16:22Go down.
16:24Go down and take your position.
16:25Okay, sir.
16:26Your life could be in danger, sir.
16:28One of us can take a position outside the door.
16:31You won't have any problems.
16:32My life is not in danger, Supriya.
16:35Abbas doesn't have the goods.
16:37He doesn't even know that.
16:38Okay?
16:39Yes, sir.
16:41Sorry.
16:46Sorry, sir.
16:47Go.
16:48Go down and take your position.
16:49Yes, sir.
16:59Hey, you.
17:01You want to sit on my head?
17:03Go down.
17:04I'll make you sit on my head.
17:06Hey, you.
17:07Be careful.
17:08Don't fall on my face.
17:09Don't fall on my face.
17:11Ali Murti.
17:17Fuck.
17:18Fuck.
17:19What happened, Jai?
17:20I'm fucked.
17:21Jai.
17:22I'm fucked.
17:24Jai, relax.
17:25I'm fucked.
17:27Jai.
17:28All my hard work, my reputation,
17:29everything is going to be ruined.
17:30Relax.
17:31Everything is going to be ruined.
17:32Jai, relax. Nothing will happen.
17:33They'll put me in jail.
17:34Do you know what happens to the police in jail?
17:36Jai.
17:37This is over. I'm finished.
17:38Shut up, Jai.
17:39Jai.
17:41Sink X.
17:42Plastic drum.
17:43Flush.
17:44Sink X.
17:45Plastic drum.
17:46Flush.
17:48Repeat.
17:49Sink X.
17:50Plastic drum.
17:51Flush.
17:53Sink X.
17:54Plastic drum.
17:55Flush.
17:56Yes.
17:57Let's finish the story.
17:58Sink X. Plastic drum.
17:59Flush.
18:00Let's put your girl in our bedroom.
18:01But you said your girl...
18:03Your girl is light.
18:04Your girl can fart.
18:05Are you done?
18:07We have a lot of work to do.
18:08Yeah.
18:16What the fuck?