Miya Biwi & Mafiya Hindi 01 मिया बीवी और माफिया 01
Watch & Joy movie, short Hindi movie, Life & Love movie, Comedy movie, Fun & Masti movie, Entertainment movie, Music movie, Story telling movie, Young age movie, Celebrity movie, Think good movie, Life care movie, fashion movie, Filmy movie.
Transcript
00:00You have such a big building, don't you have a guard?
00:29Everyone has gone on a holiday.
00:35You are laughing a lot.
00:37What's so funny?
00:38That cab guy, didn't you see how he was staring at you?
00:44What's the poor guy's fault?
00:47You are so broken.
00:49He wasn't looking at me, he was looking at you.
00:52What is this?
00:54Nonsense, how do you know?
00:56Because his rear view was facing you, not me.
01:00And my view is towards your rear.
01:06Devil you are.
01:11By the way, you are amazing, you notice everything.
01:14Were you in the police before?
01:16Yes, in a way.
01:25**Dog barking**
01:44Do you know her?
01:45Do you know her?
01:46Relax, don't worry.
01:50Do you have a matchbox?
01:52No.
01:54Look, leave it with someone.
01:56I am very thirsty.
01:57Don't forget once.
02:00Is there anyone inside?
02:02Should I go and check?
02:03Hey, don't forget.
02:04Who are you?
02:05Get out of here.
02:07You are getting angry for no reason.
02:09I asked for a matchbox.
02:11I didn't ask for a matchbox.
02:13Did you find a drug dealer?
02:15Did you find a father?
02:17Who are you?
02:19Idiot.
02:24**Dog barking**
02:34In a way, what do you mean?
02:36I am not a police officer.
02:39But I am no less than a police officer.
02:42I watch all the shows from CID to CSI Miami.
02:46So I know everything about investigation procedure and crime scene analysis.
02:51Really?
02:53If you know everything, then tell me
02:55that why was he looking at me when there was such a sexy girl?
03:00It is an open and shut case.
03:05He was gay.
03:07What could he have done?
03:09You are so...
03:11poor.
03:15Hey,
03:17whoever I am now,
03:19I am only yours.
03:21Your lover.
03:23What?
03:24I thought it was someone else.
03:25Oh, shit.
03:27F**k.
03:28The match has reached the climax.
03:30The audience is very excited.
03:31It is very important for both the teams to win.
03:34Over the record, again and again.
03:35The batsman has turned the ball with all his strength.
03:37And this 7 is a very good shot.
03:40Full line delivery.
03:41He hit it easily.
03:42And he sold it out of the boundary.
03:45The audience is very happy.
03:47You can see what is happening on the ground.
03:49This is a very good shot from the batsman.
03:51The team is moving towards victory.
03:54Lexi, switch on the lights.
04:01This party is loaded.
04:03Huh?
04:05Oh, I was saying that your house is loaded for a party.
04:07Nice.
04:08So, let's get this party started.
04:09Yes, of course.
04:10Lexi, play some music.
04:19What's your poison?
04:21Huh?
04:22Drink.
04:23What would you like to drink?
04:25With the help of the batsman's brilliant shot,
04:27the team is moving towards victory.
04:29In the last over, there were 22 runs.
04:31Now, the pressure is increasing on the batsman's team.
04:34Now, the game is in the hands of the famous batsman.
04:37For his team, this is the last hope.
04:39The batsman has turned the ball with all his strength.
04:41He hit it easily.
04:43The audience is very happy.
04:45He sold it out of the boundary.
04:47He hit it easily.
04:49He reached the boundary and there he had to lay up
04:52an amazing and very important tohricket.
04:55It was the best whole for Walebaar.
04:57With this ticket, he set his hopes
05:01The match can bend anywhere.
05:02This match is very exciting.
05:16Thank you, weman.
05:17To be, ma'am.
05:19To right-swipe my profile.
05:22You're welcome, P-Lady.
05:24I'm lucky that you right-swiped me.
05:28To gender?
05:29To gender.
05:35Your living room is very sexy.
05:36Thanks.
05:38I'm sure your bedroom is also...
05:48Wrong way.
05:49Wrong way.
05:51When you're shy, it's as if...
05:54...you're on fire.
05:59You're so hot.
06:01And sexy.
06:03And on top of that, without ice-cream.
06:07God, so much drama.
06:09If you want ice-cream, say it straight.
06:12I'll get some ice-cream.
06:18What?
06:37Ma'am.
06:40Ma... Ma'am.
06:43I gave you a day off, you didn't go.
06:46I thought you'd have dinner before you leave.
06:49No, I've already had dinner. You go home.
06:52Jaan, where's your toilet?
06:57On the left.
06:59Got it.
07:04My college cousin. I mean, cousin, college.
07:08He's from Calcutta.
07:11You go. I'll take a taxi, okay?
07:14Okay. Do you have money for a taxi?
07:16Okay.
07:44Hey!
07:54Hey!
07:56Hey!
07:58Hey!
08:00Hey!
08:03Hey!
08:11Achilal, come here, Achilal.
08:13Achilal!
08:15Where are you?
08:17Hey! Stop! Stop!
08:23Achilal, you idiot!
08:25Stop!
08:29Achilal, you idiot! Where are you?
08:32Achilal!
08:58Hello, Noori baby. You'll be so, so proud of me.
09:01Hello, darling. What are you doing?
09:03Jackpot, baby, jackpot.
09:05Listen, note down the address quickly.
09:07203, Palmville Apartment, Khar.
09:11Sweetheart, it's not vile, it's ville.
09:13Yes, yes, vile and ville are the same thing.
09:15Listen, the party is a solid load.
09:17You'll get at least 1-2 crores worth of stuff.
09:19And no security guard.
09:21And a handsome guy.
09:23Okay, I'll be there in a little while.
09:25No, no, no. Listen, not now.
09:27Come down the building in an hour or two and wait for me.
09:30Why? Why not now, darling?
09:32Look, it's still 11.30.
09:34And it's Friday night.
09:36If the people of the building see us, it'll be a disaster.
09:38What a silly, silly lie.
09:40Full lie.
09:42Noori, darling, don't be a bitch all the time.
09:44It's just work.
09:46Whatever.
09:48No. Noori,
09:50how will you work if you do this all the time?
09:52Don't you trust your darling?
09:54Are you alright in there?
09:56Do you need anything?
09:58Pizza.
10:00Can I get a pizza?
10:02Pizza?
10:04You just had dinner, didn't you?
10:06Yes. I'm hungry again.
10:08Okay. Anything else?
10:10No, darling. I'm good.
10:18Hello? Noori?
10:20Darling?
10:22Fuck.
10:28Fuck.
10:58It's not allowed to wear this and talk like this.
11:02And it's allowed to do number two on duty.
11:04Asshole.
11:06Sir, you come home for everything.
11:10Sir.
11:14Sir?
11:16Jyotish?
11:18Hello?
11:20Sir, I can't hear you.
11:22If you wanted to do this, how can you do it without a backup?
11:24No, sir. I only went for surveillance.
11:26When I got a chance, I...
11:32Sir?
11:34Sir, your voice is breaking, sir.
11:36I can't hear you.
11:38He'll turn around and attack.
11:40I can't hear you, sir.
11:42He hung up.
11:44Sorry, sir. Bad network.
11:48Get out.
11:50Get out, you idiot.
11:52You lost your job.
11:54Sir.
11:56Sit.
12:12Do you want to hit a line?
12:14It's crazy stuff.
12:16No, I don't do chemicals.
12:18It's organic, not chemical.
12:20Heaven.
12:22The stars are doing this.
12:24Try it. It'll be fun.
12:28At least drink your drink.
12:30Yeah.
12:34What happened?
12:36Tell me.
12:38What happened, P?
12:40You know this is my first time, right?
12:44I've never done this before.
12:48I mean...
12:52It's my first charity.
12:54Do you think I do this every day?
12:58Varun, maybe...
13:00Maybe this is a bad idea.
13:02You're a model.
13:04You're handsome.
13:06You'll find anyone.
13:08Why me?
13:10Oh, shut up, P.
13:14Drink up.
13:18P, you're perfect.
13:20When you were dancing at the dance floor today,
13:22everyone was looking at you.
13:24How do you know?
13:26I was looking at everyone.
13:28Oh.
13:30So you were looking at everyone, not me.
13:34I'll look at you now,
13:36when I'm free.
13:38Hey, Lexi.
13:40Play some sexy music.
13:44You want to dance?
13:46No.
13:48I'll watch.
14:18Wow.
14:40Wow.
14:48Wow.
15:18Wow.
15:26I feel awkward.
15:28Oh.
15:30Oh.
15:32Nuri.
15:34Nuri?
15:36Who's Nuri?
15:38Do you like Nuri?
15:42Can you feel my body?
15:44Oh, fuck. I love Nuri.
15:48Oh.
15:50You're married?
15:54You're married?
15:56Does it make a difference,
15:58Josh? I mean,
16:00model?
16:02No.
16:04Fuck, this feels so good.
16:06You're so lucky.
16:08Such a sexy body.
16:10This sexy house.
16:12Your husband has a house.
16:14He's a magician.
16:16Oh.
16:18You're rich, Sana.
16:20Oh.
16:22This isn't my dad's house.
16:24Josh is a cop.
16:26Oh.
16:28What happened?
16:30Don't stop.
16:32Oh, God. Nothing will happen.
16:34That house won't come before the evening.
16:36Oh.
16:38Oh.
16:40This is enough drama.
16:42Varun.
16:46Varun?
16:54Get up.
16:56Varun.
16:58Oh, God.
17:02Varun.
17:04Get up.
17:06Varun.
17:08Oh, God.
17:10Get up.
17:12Oh, God.
17:14Oh, God.
17:16Oh, God.
17:18Never again.
17:20Please, God.
17:22Get up.
17:26This can't be happening.
17:28Oh, God.
17:42Shut the fuck up.
17:44This is inappropriate behavior.
17:46Stop the music.
17:48Oh, God.
17:54Oh, my God.
17:56Fuck.
18:10Please.
18:12Oh, God.
18:14Oh, God.
18:20Please.
18:22Please help me.
18:26Oh.
18:34Oh.
18:48Oh.
18:56Oh.
19:02Fuck.
19:04Shit.