• 2 months ago
Fur Tv - 01x03 - Ita

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00:00Attention, this program is for adults, strong language, disturbing scenes, sporadic acts of violence, images of sex between human beings and pets, and use in the city of amazing not to be repeated in your home.
00:30Attention, this program is for adults, strong language, disturbing scenes, sporadic acts of violence, images of sex between human beings and pets, and use in the city of amazing not to be repeated in your home.
01:00Cazzo! Questa roba è immorale, violenta e pornografica!
01:04Che figata!
01:09Ragazzi, non osa immaginare le lettere dei fan pervertiti che riceve!
01:14Caro signor Mosta, vuole venire da me per il tè? Io posso preparare il sandwich, lei cantare lì, aha! Con tanto affetto, Mervin, il suo paio nero! Tanti baci!
01:30Interrompiamo il video di Pussy Monsta per darvi una notizia appena arrivata in redazione.
01:35Oh, speriamo non sia morto!
01:37Pussy Monsta è morto.
01:40Era grande, era grosso e fino a questo pomeriggio era vivo, ma ora Pussy Monsta non è più tra noi.
01:46Il re del rap duro, vincitore del disco di Platino, era messo così male che aveva cominciato a fare la guerra a se stesso.
01:52La situazione è precipitata nel pomeriggio, quando Monsta si è sparato. Si è trattato di suicidio.
01:57Con tutte le lettere che gli ho scritto, che giorno triste!
02:00Quante ne spedite?
02:01Solo un centinaio. Al giorno, gli piaceva avere le notizie.
02:08A me basterebbe una lettera al giorno da te per spararvi un colpo, cazzo!
02:12La sorpresa maggiore è che a quanto pare un fan erediterà ogni centesimo del patrimonio del rap.
02:18Il fortunato è un pupazzo di nome Mervin.
02:21Chi è questo Mervin? Nessuno lo sa, ma tra poco questo pupazzo riceverà un'eredità che lo renderà più ricco di quanto possa immaginare.
02:29Il buon vecchio Mervin! Chissà come si sente ora!
02:34Ci vado io!
02:35Tranquillo, ci penso io!
02:36Vado ad aprire la porta per Mervin!
02:38Ha detto a me di andare!
02:39No, ci vado io!
02:40Appoggio la porta!
02:42Sì?
02:44Mervin J. Minky?
02:45Oh, anch'io mi chiamo così, che coincidenza!
02:48Siamo fratelli!
02:49Devo consegnarle l'ingente eredità di Pussy Monster.
02:52Firmi qui!
03:00Ma è una valigetta splendida!
03:02Sì, è una splendida valigetta, Mervin!
03:05E all'interno c'è un simpatico assegno da...
03:07190 cazzo di milioni di dollari!
03:10Mervin, secondo me è il caso di festeggiarsi...
03:13Hai ragione, non ho mai avuto una valigetta così!
03:16Di poco da bene!
03:18Ci penso io!
03:20Anch'io!
03:29Eddie?
03:30Buongiorno, signore!
03:31La sua colazione?
03:34Spero che non le dispiaccia se mi sono preso la libertà...
03:37di commemorare il defunto signor Monster con del ketchup.
03:40Oh, Eddie!
03:41Sto quasi per piangere!
03:44Tenga, signore!
03:46Hey, Mervin!
03:47Ci sei?
03:48Vorrei parlarti riguardo una scelta proposta di affari.
03:52Il signore sta riposando per il momento...
03:54e non vuole essere disturbato.
03:56Va a farti fottere!
04:03Ah, Mervin!
04:04Finalmente sei solo!
04:06Vorrei parlare con te di un'opportunità di investimenti.
04:09Vuoi comprare la mia valigetta?
04:11No, lascia che ti spieghi.
04:13Immagina le donne più sexy che tu abbia mai visto...
04:16pronte a soddisfare i tuoi desideri.
04:20Va a schiettare un massaggio ai becchini...
04:22per il massimo divertimento.
04:24Benvenuto al Mile High Club...
04:26dove ogni tua fantasia può diventare realtà.
04:30Un paradiso di piacere che vola a 35.000 piedi...
04:33da qualsiasi divietto legale.
04:35L'ho chiamato Scopata Volante.
04:37La prima idea è stata Erlengus, ma esiste già.
04:40E io che cosa dovrei fare?
04:42Tu? Devi pagare.
04:43D'accordo, e quanto sarebbe?
04:45Solo 190 milioni di dollari.
04:48Proprio la cifra che ho!
04:49Allora direi che è perfetto.
04:51Domani andiamo insieme in banca.
04:53A una sola condizione, però.
04:55Sì?
04:56Posso sedermi dove voglio?
04:57Ma certo, potrai sederti dove più ti piace.
05:02Wow, non sapete cosa mi perdete!
05:05Vorreste fare il pilota?
05:07Sì, esattamente.
05:10Ottimo, ciccio.
05:11Ti comunico che avrei deciso di passare il resto della mattinata nel mio boudoir.
05:16A farmi sedere.
05:17Molto bene, signore.
05:18Il prossimo, ciccio.
05:19Ecco.
05:20Ho finito, ciccio.
05:21E questa volta è molle.
05:22più veloce, ciccio.
05:23più veloce, più veroce, più veroce!
05:25Così, così, così, così!
05:26Ah, ah, ah!
05:30EFANDI, MOSTAfreakTV.
05:41L'esterly di Monstra.
05:42Faster, faster, faster, faster!
05:44Like this, like this, like this, like this, like this!
05:51And fans of Mosta were shocked
05:53by the fact that not even a hundredth
05:55went to the faithful bodyguard, Melvin.
05:57The immense legacy of the star
05:59remains a matter still much discussed
06:01in the world of rap.
06:06Hi, Melvin.
06:07Melvin, you're a dickhead.
06:12In the meantime, it seems that the dickhead
06:14you inherited, Melvin J. Minky,
06:16makes a life of fable under every point of view.
06:18Son of a bitch!
06:23You know, Ed,
06:24I'm sorry to see you throw away your dignity like this.
06:27I've never lost my dignity.
06:29Hey, you have a piece of Melvin's beans
06:31attached to the belt.
06:33We interrupt the broadcast for a brief update.
06:35The world of rap is still shocked
06:37by the misunderstanding that ended
06:39the entire fortune of Pussy Mosta
06:41with a dickhead named Melvin,
06:43when instead he should have gone
06:45to the faithful bodyguard
06:47who served him for many years, that is, Melvin.
06:49Oh, Ciccio, I have a request.
06:52Guess who's on TV, Melvin.
06:54I don't have the faintest idea.
06:56Ah, Ciccio!
06:58Ugly bastard!
07:00Asshole!
07:01I made you eat!
07:03Now I'll take your guts!
07:05I'll clean your ass!
07:07I also touched that fucking bird!
07:10Melvin, you have a visitor.
07:13Melvin, I'll break your ass now!
07:16Ah, as you wish!
07:17But he's already doing it!
07:20When you have to deal with a man
07:22who has big biceps like two children,
07:24you can't answer.
07:25You have to go.
07:26Negotiate.
07:28A paradise of pleasures that flies in the sky
07:30at 35,000 feet every day,
07:32make love between the clouds with the wings at the feet
07:35and wet wipes as a tribute.
07:37I have to settle accounts with you.
07:40I like it!
07:41I was sure, my friend.
07:43Listen, you'll reserve the best place for me in there.
07:45Did you hear what I said?
07:47Sure, I can sit wherever you want.
07:49Swear!
07:58They don't know what they're missing.
08:00Ah, yes, you can say it loud!
08:04While the lights go out, the room gets dark.
08:07But you might find yourself with a nice barista next to you.
08:11In my case, I'm sitting next to
08:13Ed and Melvin.
08:21Now let's see together what the Shina Club has to offer tonight.
08:25Make yourselves comfortable, friends.
08:27What we'll see is culture in its purest form.
08:31It's a strong story set in the favelas of Tuobrasio.
08:35It's about a boy who tries to escape poverty.
08:38In the first scene, we see young Luis
08:40singing a song to his beloved donkey.
08:49I'm getting emotional. How wonderful!
08:51Any thoughts on the first movie?
08:54Hey, guys, I found a dead rat!
08:57It's a big mess.
08:59All right, let's move on to the second one.
09:01I think it's a choice of Edward.
09:03Yeah!
09:04Look at this shit!
09:05This sure is rock!
09:09Oh, shit!
09:10Who's hiding in the bathroom?
09:12Too late, beautiful!
09:14Edward, it's really horrible!
09:16Where's the moral? Where's the poetry?
09:18For the misery, where's the drama?
09:20Fuck it! This stuff is high!
09:22Oh, yes! Great!
09:24What's the name of this festival of death?
09:26Festival of Death 3!
09:28That's it, you fucking chick!
09:31Let's move on to the last movie of the evening.
09:33Mervyn, do you want to tell us about the movie you've chosen?
09:36It's a love story!
09:38Ah, great! Let's enjoy it then.
09:43From the barely defined shots,
09:44it seems clear to me that realism animates the movie.
09:47Ah, they're real scenes!
09:49Tell me, I think I understand that you have trouble
09:51with the appliances on the couch, and he...
09:54He's got a huge dick!
09:56End of story.
09:57You're my big whore!
10:01For the misery!
10:02Here's the asphalt!
10:05It's interesting, I see you've got a dick too.
10:08And it's even bigger!
10:10Doesn't it have a force?
10:11Like this!
10:12And where did you find this interesting film?
10:14In Eddie's room!
10:16He's got a lot of them!
10:17The war of the Cabinets!
10:19Big dick in the city!
10:20The boys!
10:21They're not mine!
10:22A friend gave them to me!
10:23It was written in private!
10:24Someone flies on the bed's bed!
10:26The cup!
10:27All the shit for Mary!
10:30Well, I'd say the Furry Movie Club
10:32ends here for this episode.
10:34See you next time, dear friends.
10:36Guys, I'm going to watch the movie in my room.
10:51This is the day of my birthday!
10:53Happy birthday to me!
10:55Happy birthday to me!
10:57Happy birthday, dear Mervin!
10:59Happy birthday to me!
11:02Guess what day it is!
11:04We're trying to watch
11:05Playboy's car wash championship.
11:07Go away, you're ruining the show!
11:13No one knows when the lucky day comes.
11:18On the other hand,
11:19no one knows when life invests you
11:21with a shitty storm.
11:23He's looking for Penelope.
11:25And who would look for her?
11:26Bruno.
11:28Bruno de Costa de Silva de Freitas Sotar Marilla de Barbosa
11:33de Cabrera Montenegro de Roca de Oliviera.
11:38I'm Mervin.
11:39Would you like to sit there?
11:43Penelope!
11:44Bad piece of shit!
11:46Where have you been?
11:49Here you are, son of Bruno.
11:51I've been looking for you for two years.
11:53Two!
11:55And now I've found you!
11:58Imagine your worst nightmare.
12:03And add his super sexy girlfriend.
12:06You're not wearing your underwear!
12:09I think you're smiling at me.
12:11And understand that you're in a shitty sea.
12:16Rascal.
12:17Lucia!
12:19It's a great pleasure to see you again.
12:22Lucia!
12:23Go spray your beautiful nose.
12:25I don't need it.
12:26Go spray your ass, then!
12:29I have a little question to ask you.
12:32Shit.
12:36Can I trust you, right?
12:38Are you sure you can trust Bruno?
12:40I have to be sure.
12:42He's a son of a bitch.
12:45You know,
12:46once he betrayed me.
12:48I know!
12:50Really?
12:51Really.
12:53I never found out who that worm
12:55on my Lucia's ass is.
12:58Double shit.
12:59But if I find out, I swear
13:02I'll cut him up
13:04and fry him
13:06in olive oil.
13:08With a little chili sauce?
13:09Yes!
13:11With a little chili sauce.
13:13Triple shit with the addition of shit
13:15to the nth power.
13:17Anyway,
13:18I need a house for a few days.
13:22Lucia!
13:23Behave yourself until I come back!
13:25Ed!
13:26This is a stupid move.
13:27It seems reasonable to me.
13:29I met him for the first time
13:31at Club Indola
13:32in the city of Rio.
13:35I was the DJ.
13:36He was the dealer.
13:37One night I saw the sexiest barista
13:39I had ever dreamed of.
13:41With fabulous legs
13:42and a solid ass
13:43like that of a hot chick.
13:45We got carried away,
13:47but then
13:48I found out she was Brutus' wife.
13:51Oh, Penny!
13:54For this reason
13:55I had to leave Obrasio.
13:57Ed, you have to help me.
13:58If I had to suspect something,
14:00I'd be dead.
14:01You're still convicted.
14:02I'd say you'd better get to work,
14:04asshole.
14:05Oh, Penny.
14:07Remember, asshole.
14:09Thank you, my friend,
14:10for the precious advice.
14:11It's a pleasure to see you.
14:13How's the restaurant industry?
14:15Good.
14:17You're the second Brazilian
14:18I've ever seen, baby.
14:21It's like seeing a friend
14:22with a new haircut.
14:23Honey,
14:25I miss hearing your fur
14:27against my skin
14:29so much.
14:31No, we can't do it.
14:32It would be an unforgivable mistake.
14:34Listen!
14:35If it doesn't blow up now,
14:36it means
14:37I'll be forced to refer to Bruno
14:39every time you hit me,
14:41got it?
14:42It would be stupid
14:43if I found you wearing just a hair.
14:45But it would be worth it.
14:52Someone's coming to the party!
15:00What the fuck are you doing?
15:04Pilates.
15:05Ah,
15:06okay.
15:08Latino,
15:09look here.
15:10$750,000
15:11of the most amazing
15:13chemical substances
15:14known to man
15:15or pupae.
15:16And all you have to do
15:17is keep it there
15:18for a couple of days.
15:20Obviously,
15:21it's not a problem at all,
15:22sure,
15:23but wouldn't it be better if...
15:24Grangy,
15:25I knew you'd wait.
15:26It was a pleasure to find you.
15:28Come on,
15:29let's go party.
15:30Yes,
15:31sure.
15:33Hey,
15:34old fart,
15:35join us for a drink.
15:37Who did you call a fart?
15:39You.
15:41A drink,
15:42you said?
15:44Well,
15:45let's have this fucking drink.
15:53Isn't that a dentist's office?
15:55It is,
15:56every day.
15:57He and Peter
15:58make the best new cocaine
15:59in the whole city.
16:03Not bad.
16:04I like you, Ed.
16:05We are
16:06brothers in skin.
16:08Actually,
16:09in
16:10fur.
16:14Vinnie,
16:15why don't you come with me to the bathroom?
16:17Thank you,
16:18I went there before I left.
16:24So,
16:25what did your little orange friend do?
16:27Hello?
16:29Hello?
16:31Hello?
16:33Oh,
16:34it must be my birthday present.
16:37Oh,
16:38caramel,
16:39icing sugar,
16:40and a very expensive variety
16:41of dehydrated coconut.
16:43Oh,
16:44it must be my birthday present.
16:58Bye-bye.
17:13Lucia,
17:14he's upset.
17:15I mean,
17:16how many men have a knife
17:17just to cut off their penis?
17:19Don't worry, Vinnie.
17:20As they say,
17:21even a guinea pig doesn't die.
17:24Sorry, Angie.
17:29Hey,
17:30who among you fucking pussies
17:31still wants a drink?
17:33I really have to go.
17:34I feel guilty
17:35about leaving Mervyn
17:36alone on his birthday.
17:38Yes,
17:39I think like you,
17:40so I'll go with you.
17:44Listen,
17:46I have a matter to settle,
17:48and I need you to do me a favor.
17:50No problem.
17:51Keep an eye on Lucia for me.
17:53I think she has a weakness
17:55for your strange little orange friend.
17:57Who?
17:58Mervyn?
17:59If he should try,
18:00tell him.
18:02You know,
18:03what if I killed him anyway?
18:05Come on, Penny,
18:06come with me to the barge
18:08and fuck me.
18:09Yeah!
18:10Yeah!
18:11Are you back for the surprise party?
18:13Yeah!
18:14I knew you wouldn't leave me alone.
18:16Of course,
18:17we couldn't forget you.
18:18So,
18:19let's start the party,
18:20yes or no?
18:21Eating cake!
18:22What a great idea!
18:28It's not bad at all, Mervyn.
18:30It's really good.
18:32Yes,
18:33it has a particular taste.
18:35Out of curiosity,
18:36what did you put in this cake?
18:41No.
18:50No!
19:11No!
19:14No!
19:15No!
19:16What are you doing?
19:31Take my arm
19:35Take my hand
19:37Take my hand
19:44What are you looking at?
19:46What are you looking at?
19:48I can trust you, right?
19:50What the fuck are you looking at?
20:07What the fuck are you looking at?
20:37What the fuck are you looking at?
21:00What the fuck are you doing?
21:04Now I've made a mess of clothes and your girlfriend too
21:08You know, sometimes it's better to be direct with people
21:19I thought you wanted the last slice of cake
21:25This is the best birthday of my life
21:33This is crazy
21:35My feet are on fire
21:37Dangerous, I can't avoid it
21:39I'm not looking for trouble, it's not me
21:42Move forward, move forward
21:46Move forward
21:47Oh, you're a big pussy