Comedian Chad Daniels sounds off on dad-shaming, dating someone with allergies and the upside of an empty nest in this e | dG1fNkpVaFJ2bDhJTmc
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00:00I had the thought, I am going to hate being an empty nester.
00:04And then a week later, I got a blow job in my own house.
00:07I did not date my daughter's senior year of high school.
00:11Then I went on my first date with my current girlfriend, Kelsey.
00:14And at the end of dinner, she said something really compelling.
00:17She said, peanuts can kill me. Dairy makes me shit my pants.
00:23Now I know if she accidentally has dairy, I can just give her a peanut to stop the madness.
00:29Have you ever had almond butter? It sucks so hard.
00:33It's like Christmas with just church and no presents.
00:38Kelsey asked me when we started dating, she said, do you want kids? And I said, I have kids.
00:42She said, well, what if I want some kids? I said, well, then you should have brought some kids.
00:46I can't have a baby now. I told you my youngest is 20 years old.
00:50If I had a baby right now, that would be like my last day of prison, going into the yard and stabbing somebody.
00:58Well, here we go again. One more life sentence.
01:06My son is getting married. He's 24. Yeah, sure.
01:11I just think it's funny because when he was 23, he got engaged.
01:13And I go, you think you're a little young to get engaged?
01:15He goes, I don't know. You think you're a little old to be a boyfriend?
01:20We will see you at the wedding, my man.
01:23You know what? We're going to figure this out.
01:27We'll figure this out.