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Kim Congdon fearlessly delves into the chaotic world of dating, navigating the absurdities of being a woman in comedy, t | dG1fc2VZbjRKRU5TcU0
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00:00Don't have kids, but if I did I'd be worried around four or five is scary
00:04They speak full sentences, but they don't know what's embarrassing
00:10You know like your kid was probably at the grocery store like my mom has a bush
00:16Sometimes when the Lakers lose my dad pulls my mom's hair
00:22Stupid bitch, I do have a question. Do you guys think that conjoined twins were annoyed when they them pronouns came out?
00:30You think they shake every time they see a bitch with blue hair
00:38Arming teachers, I don't think that's the solution. Why would we arm teachers if we can't trust them not to fuck the students?
00:51I gotta worry about my son getting shot cuz he didn't take his teacher to prom
01:00Who's a bad bitch

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