Land of the Keyboard Immortal Ep.1 - 10 English Sub
Land of the Keyboard Immortal Ep.1 - 10 English Sub
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00:00This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual people, events, stories, or any other events is purely coincidental.
00:30If you don't put it on, I'll throw a grenade at you!
00:42What are you doing?
00:45I can't just throw it like that!
00:56Where... where am I?
00:59Welcome to the Keyboard Space!
01:05What... what is this thing?
01:12Oh no!
01:14The keyboard has successfully been reset.
01:17The corresponding function has been unlocked.
01:22How do I unlock it?
01:24Collect 12 Unknown Secrets.
01:28Enter the F1 to F12 cards.
01:32Each Secret will trigger a corresponding function and mission.
01:36Wow, advanced!
01:38If the mission fails, the host will die.
01:42Good luck, Keyboard Hero!
01:49Wait, wait!
01:51This teacher is too perfunctory!
01:53I don't know where I am!
01:59The Great Qing Dynasty was struck by lightning.
02:02What sin did they commit?
02:05Isn't this the Chu family's...
02:07noble lord?
02:09I remember he got married yesterday.
02:14What a pity.
02:16The most beautiful woman in Mingyue City, Miss Chu,
02:17is about to become a widow at such a young age.
02:20According to my observation,
02:22she was indeed struck by lightning.
02:25Let's kill her.
02:27Wait!
02:29I think I can still save her.
02:33It's a ghost!
02:35Run!
02:42Hey, bro.
02:44Do you need 12 Unknown Secrets?
02:46What?
02:48You...
02:54Did I just...
02:56time travel?
02:59Zuo An,
03:01what are you doing now?
03:04Oh my god!
03:08I...
03:15I...
03:26Miss,
03:28I have a cat that can fly.
03:31I'd like to invite you to take a look.
03:35Is he out of his mind?
03:37Zuo An,
03:39it's only been a few hours.
03:41I'm your...
03:43wife.
03:46I...
03:48Heaven has been kind to me.
03:51I've been a virtuous man all my life.
03:54This is what I deserve.
03:58Is this the me of this world?
04:01This is too old-fashioned.
04:04Do you have to start it so tragically?
04:08Where's my wife?
04:11Miss Chu is so beautiful.
04:13I want to take another look at her.
04:16Why are you looking at my wife?
04:19Honey, wait for me.
04:24Stop right there.
04:26Have you forgotten who you are?
04:28You're so rude.
04:30Get out of my way.
04:34How can this stupid girl
04:36deserve Miss Chu?
04:38Look at how timid he is in front of his wife.
04:41The flower is stuck on the cow dung.
04:44The cow dung king.
04:46The me of this world is so miserable.
04:52Miss,
04:54your dress has a hole.
05:01You liar!
05:02Honey.
05:05What's wrong?
05:07I can't tell.
05:09How could you do this to me?
05:11Forget it, Xue'er.
05:14What's wrong?
05:16What's wrong?
05:18What's wrong?
05:20What's wrong?
05:22What's wrong?
05:24What's wrong?
05:26What's wrong?
05:28What's wrong?
05:30What's wrong?
05:32What's wrong?
05:33Just leave him here.
05:35After all, he's hurt.
05:41What did you see just now?
05:43I didn't see anything.
05:46But honey,
05:47why did you choose me
05:49to marry me?
05:52Don't you know
05:53why I chose you?
05:56Isn't it because of our
05:58sweet love?
05:59Isn't it?
06:01The reason I chose you
06:03is because
06:05I can't.
06:07Why did God do this to me?
06:11What's wrong with this fool?
06:14He went to the second lady's room
06:16and got retribution.
06:17He was struck by lightning.
06:24It's a pity that I didn't
06:25have a good time last night.
06:26It's a pity that
06:28I didn't have a good time last night.
06:29It's a pity that
06:30I didn't have a good time last night.
06:34It's a pity that
06:36my wife was born
06:37so beautiful.
06:39And the culprit
06:41is you.
06:42You can't do this.
06:47Let's call it a day.
06:52In the next life,
06:54I will grow up with you.
06:56We will fight side by side.
06:59Wait.
07:08Can you be more professional?
07:10You put it so low
07:11to make yourself
07:12exhausted.
07:14Who are you?
07:15Who let you in?
07:17I'm just a flower farmer
07:18in the mansion.
07:20I'm here to tell you
07:22that you were just
07:23restricted by someone
07:25and can't be released.
07:29Thank you for your hard work.
07:30Let's sit down and have a rest.
07:32Please.
07:37The first method
07:39is to use the rare
07:40natural treasure.
07:42But it's up to you
07:44not to consider it.
07:48Then
07:49do you have other methods?
07:51The second method
07:53is that you get
07:54the Grandmaster Mirror
07:56and break the restriction
07:57with your own ability.
07:59Grandmaster?
08:00What kind of mirror is it?
08:01Do you have it?
08:02This useless man
08:03doesn't even know this.
08:05Cultivators of Tuna
08:07are of the same level as the heaven and the earth.
08:09The entrance level is the first level.
08:11Finally, by training the skin,
08:13flesh, bones,
08:14marrow,
08:15internal organs,
08:16blood,
08:17and accumulating vitality,
08:18the level increases step by step
08:19from level 2 to level 8.
08:21Level 9
08:22is the level of the heaven and the earth.
08:24In the world of the clan,
08:26the god is in the heaven and the earth
08:27and begins to destroy souls.
08:29When the god's mind is broken,
08:30he becomes the Grandmaster.
08:32Under the god's mind,
08:33life and death are in his hands.
08:37The god's mind is too good.
08:39The world can really be cultivated.
08:41I can go to heaven and earth.
08:43In the world,
08:44the legend is that
08:45the god is in the Taixu domain
08:46and will never die.
08:50How long does it take
08:51for the god's mind to disappear?
08:53With your ability,
08:55you can't live ten lifetimes.
08:57Why am I so unlucky?
09:02I happen to have a set of strange skills
09:05that suits you very well.
09:08What's so strange about it?
09:10Ordinary people practice
09:12by absorbing the vitality of the heaven and the earth.
09:15And your ability is so bad
09:17that you naturally can't do it.
09:19But my skill
09:21is different from the traditional method.
09:23It relies on the friction between the body and the body
09:24to solve the problem.
09:26It can fully control the process of cultivation.
09:28By absorbing the vitality of the heaven and the earth,
09:29you can change a series of combinations
09:31and increase your cultivation.
09:32Accurately aim at the pain point you know
09:34until you reach the blue sea
09:36in the zone of the West Branch
09:37and complete the close layout.
09:40Have you ever worked on the Internet?
09:43I'm late today.
09:45I don't understand your skill.
09:49To put it bluntly, it's a beating.
09:51The heavier the beating, the easier it is to break through.
09:54This skill is too bad.
09:56My election is coming.
09:58I hope this skill will be passed on to you.
10:00Don't ignore it.
10:02May I ask your name?
10:04Just call me Old Man Mi.
10:08Thank you.
10:14Episode 1
10:23Detecting the secret spot of Qishan,
10:25Phoenix Leaf Sword.
10:27Do you want to try activating the keyboard?
10:45Detecting the secret spot of Qishan,
10:48Phoenix Leaf Sword.
10:49Please wait a moment.
11:15Get the first secret spot.
11:17Activate the anger value system.
11:19Unlock part of the lottery function.
11:21Anger others to collect anger value.
11:23It can be used for lottery and shopping.
11:26If the anger value is not enough,
11:28the host has the risk of extinction.
11:30Is this the protagonist's experience?
11:32You don't need to find the secret book.
11:33Just come to the sky.
11:35This is really cool.
11:38Open the keyboard function for the first time.
11:39Free lottery three times.
11:41The probability of winning the lottery is increased.
11:44Do you want to start the lottery?
11:48The idea of guiding guests is a bit familiar.
11:53But now I feel like I'm on fire.
11:56I feel like I'm on fire.
12:10Let me welcome you to the 999 mountain villa.
12:14Ah!
12:24Do you want to enter the next lottery?
12:27I don't believe it.
12:45Congratulations on winning the Happy Cannonball.
12:48What?
12:56What is this?
13:00Reduce pain.
13:02Lock up.
13:04It looks like a life-saving prop.
13:07What does happiness have to do with function?
13:10Why should I be willing to let others attack me?
13:12Can't you be strict?
13:15Ah!
13:17One more time.
13:29Congratulations on winning the Happy Cannonball.
13:33Not bad.
13:35This is a good place to hide.
13:37I must kill it.
13:38This is a must-have item for me.
13:45Ah!
13:46Please obtain the anger value today as soon as possible.
13:49I really got a lot of things today.
13:56Ah!
13:58The Happy Cannonball is here!
14:01Run!
14:02Run!
14:06Ah!
14:07Ah!
14:08Dog?
14:10Help!
14:11Ah!
14:15Ah!
14:17Ah!
14:18Ah!
14:20Ah!
14:21Ah!
14:23Ah!
14:24Ah!
14:26Wild tiger dog?
14:29You...
14:35Hahaha.
14:36Bad dog.
14:38Humph!
14:39Come back!
14:44Phew.
14:46Fortunately, the dogs here are no different from those on Earth.
15:04Little dog.
15:05If you lose everything, it will only harm you.
15:10Ah!
15:11What did you do to my dog?
15:14You...
15:16You...
15:17You...
15:18You...
15:19You...
15:20You...
15:22You killed my dog!
15:24It's not good.
15:25It's not good.
15:26You'd better die!
15:31Ah!
15:35You really hit hard.
15:38The experience value is increasing fast.
15:41Humph.
15:42Are you stupid?
15:43This is a special whip that my sister found
15:45because she was afraid that I would be bullied.
15:47It can amplify the pain ten times.
15:51Catch me again.
15:56Wait!
15:57Listen to me.
15:59What else do you want to say?
16:00I request a private talk.
16:02What is a private talk?
16:04A private talk is...
16:06Let's have a private talk.
16:08Ah!
16:09No!
16:10Hey!
16:11Let's have a private talk.
16:12It's a deal.
16:14What do you want to do?
16:15Let's make a bet.
16:17If I can hit you ten times without pain,
16:19the matter of the dog
16:21and the matter of me entering your house
16:23will be over.
16:25Humph.
16:26You?
16:27You want to hit me ten times?
16:29Just tell me if you want to make a bet.
16:31Okay.
16:33No anger value?
16:35It seems that the force is not enough.
16:38One stroke.
16:39Wait!
16:40I made a mistake.
16:41Say it again.
16:44Say it!
16:45If I win,
16:47you have to call me brother-in-law
16:49except for the previous matter.
16:53You!
16:55Humph.
16:56That's more like it.
16:58If you lose,
16:59I will make you kneel down
17:01and apologize to me.
17:04It's a deal.
17:06Ready, go!
17:07Humph!
17:08Go to hell!
17:16What's wrong with you?
17:18I'm not ready yet.
17:19Do you want to drink some water first?
17:21I'll beat you to death later.
17:26How can I use this thing?
17:28Do I have to wipe there?
17:32I can only use it five times.
17:36This keyboard is so useless.
17:39Do you want to drink water or go out?
17:41Why are you in such a hurry?
17:44Come on.
17:45Just avoid my handsome face.
17:48This is your sister's favorite thing.
17:50Don't break it.
17:52I won't hit you.
17:54Get ready to beg for mercy.
17:58I said I won't hit you.
18:05I'll break it with a whip.
18:08Hey, are you all right?
18:11It works.
18:12The function of the Happy Cannonball is activated.
18:15No abnormal feeling.
18:16Pure normal phenomenon.
18:18Comfortable.
18:21Five whips.
18:27Comfortable.
18:28So comfortable.
18:33That's great.
18:34Silly girl is really silly.
18:36Yes.
18:40Why don't you continue?
18:41There are still three whips left.
18:42Go on.
18:45Do you have a perverted hobby?
18:50How could it be possible?
18:52I'm just a real man.
18:53I never show off.
18:55Don't pity me because I'm your brother-in-law.
19:00You are really a pervert.
19:02I won't play anymore.
19:04Don't say it.
19:05Call me brother-in-law.
19:09Brother-in-law.
19:17You're really good at making up for the knife.
19:19I almost told you.
19:25This meal is not a loss.
19:28It's really good.
19:29It's good for the body.
19:33Ziwen.
19:34Wait for me to see the master and his wife.
19:37Who is it?
19:38It's a private house.
19:44What are you doing?
19:46Change your clothes.
19:47The master and his wife are waiting for you in the meeting room.
19:50Why are they looking for me?
19:52Why?
19:54Of course, they want to settle accounts with you.
19:59But I was injured by the second lady.
20:01I can't walk anymore.
20:03Why does the second lady like such a rascal?
20:07Get up quickly.
20:08Don't let the master and his wife wait for a long time.
20:11I don't care.
20:12If you want to leave, you carry me away.
20:15I'm still injured.
20:16Respect me.
20:17I'm the son-in-law of the Chu family.
20:32The Master and His Wife
20:35So beautiful.
20:37What a beautiful house.
20:41Ziwen.
20:42What's wrong with you?
20:44I know I have ruined the reputation of the second lady.
20:46I deserve to die.
20:48So just now the second lady asked me to settle accounts with her.
20:50I didn't resist at all.
20:51Her love for me is deep in my body.
20:53It's in my heart.
20:55Until I was hit eight times.
20:56I finally got her forgiveness.
20:59Ridiculous.
21:01Don't be angry.
21:03I think she regretted it sincerely.
21:05I was punished.
21:07It's better to let it go.
21:10Brother, you are wrong.
21:12Our family is the head of the four families in Mingyue City.
21:15We have always been well-known.
21:17There has never been such a scandal.
21:19If we let it go,
21:20where will our family face?
21:23Uncle.
21:24She really didn't do anything to me.
21:25Who let you out?
21:26Go back quickly.
21:27But...
21:28Daughter, you are still too naive.
21:31As the saying goes,
21:32if you are not afraid of thieves, you are afraid of thieves.
21:34Our family is big.
21:36What if she not only steals people,
21:38but also steals money in the future?
21:40Yue Po, don't talk nonsense.
21:42Third brother,
21:43words are not enough.
21:44Zuo An must be punished today.
21:47In order to maintain the dignity of our Chu family.
21:49That's right.
21:50Brother,
21:51you can't be too kind.
21:53Report.
21:54Report.
21:56Master, Madam.
21:57There is a woman outside.
21:58She wants to see you.
22:00She has attracted a lot of people.
22:02She said she came from Yihong Courtyard.
22:06Bring her here.
22:09You have no conscience.
22:11You said you would marry me
22:13and be my sister.
22:15I agreed to marry you.
22:17How can you be so ungrateful?
22:21Zuo An,
22:22what's going on?
22:25This...
22:27Sister,
22:28who are you?
22:30You have no conscience.
22:32Don't pretend you don't know me.
22:34You used to call me Chun Hua so affectionately.
22:40I remember.
22:41My good Chun Hua,
22:42how much money do I owe you?
22:44Zuo An,
22:45you...
22:46Chun Hua,
22:47how much money?
22:48Just tell me.
22:49Why do I have to have twenty...
22:52thirty taels of silver?
22:54How about this?
22:55I'll give you three hundred taels.
22:57The rest will be your betrothal gifts.
22:59My dear,
23:00I don't have much money now.
23:02Lend me three hundred taels first.
23:04Someone,
23:05go get three hundred taels.
23:07Chu Yan,
23:08what do you mean?
23:10Let me see.
23:11Let me see.
23:12Chun Hua,
23:13this is your settlement fee.
23:15A woman like you
23:17is in the back yard of the Chu family
23:19and can't stand it.
23:21You can take her job.
23:23Settlement fee?
23:25Back yard?
23:26What do you mean?
23:28Look.
23:29The servants of the Chu family
23:30are all in good health.
23:32Besides,
23:33we have two rooms and three rooms.
23:35So when you get married,
23:36you have to work harder.
23:40Bastard.
23:41Let's remarry.
23:42I don't want to.
23:43What I just said is all fake.
23:44Someone instigated me.
23:46You finally tell the truth.
23:48It seems that
23:49he is not as bad as it is said.
23:51Your taste is not so bad.
23:53Who instigated you?
23:54I...
23:55I don't know.
23:57That man gave me twenty taels of silver
23:59and let me frame the son-in-law of the Chu family.
24:01I was confused.
24:03Please let me go.
24:05Someone,
24:06take her down and deal with her.
24:07Don't dirty everyone's eyes.
24:09Let me go.
24:10I'm really a bad person.
24:12You deserve to be a bad person.
24:13Rui Xiang.
24:14Father-in-law, mother-in-law,
24:15I know I was wrong.
24:17I also regretted it.
24:18But I don't know who did this to me.
24:20If I wasn't smart,
24:21my wife and I were of the same mind.
24:23I'm afraid I can't change my words today.
24:27Since Zuo An was wronged,
24:29he has been punished by Huan Zhao.
24:32Let's not mention
24:33what happened before.
24:35What do you think?
24:36Do we just let him go?
24:38In my opinion,
24:39we should strictly discipline Zuo An in the future.
24:44Thank you, father-in-law.
24:48Hurry up.
24:49Take Zuo An back to recuperate.
24:54Who is targeting me?
24:58What?
24:59Did you miss your brother-in-law
25:00as soon as you broke up?
25:03You didn't receive your anger value?
25:05You failed.
25:06I just want to say sorry.
25:08No one listens to me today.
25:10Anyway,
25:11I will protect you in the future.
25:14Silly girl.
25:18It hurts.
25:20Are you crazy?
25:21Happy Bubble Ball
25:22is out of service now.
25:31Warning.
25:32Happy Bubble Ball
25:33is out of service for one hour.
25:35No complaints or compensation will be accepted.
25:39You reminded me in time.
25:48Ghost!
25:52Mr. Mi.
25:55You look different today.
26:03What are you doing?
26:04I don't have that kind of hobby.
26:10You are level 2 and level 3.
26:13You are level 3 and level 3.
26:14You are level 2 and level 3.
26:16No wonder your weak body
26:19can withstand the power of your hobby.
26:22What do you mean by level 2 and level 3?
26:24Normal people
26:26need months or even years
26:28to get their vitality back.
26:30But you are a low level.
26:32You broke through
26:34to level 2 and level 3 in such a short time.
26:37That's amazing.
26:40But you didn't improve so fast.
26:44It seems that this book
26:46helped me get through
26:47the most difficult level of vitality.
26:49I went straight to level 2.
26:51In the end,
26:52my hobby
26:53was defeated by the gods.
26:55So I became level 2 and level 3.
26:57It seems that
26:58your hobby is really amazing.
27:00In addition, you have been enduring pain
27:02and your body has reached its limit.
27:04With Mi's skill,
27:06you have such an exaggerated training speed.
27:09Take this medicine.
27:11Take it.
27:12Take good care of yourself these days.
27:14Don't lose your life.
27:17Master,
27:18I don't know how to thank you.
27:21Don't worry.
27:22You will know
27:24soon.
27:28No one will come tonight, right?
27:30Ah.
27:39Chu Huan Zhao is good.
27:41She has the potential to be a money-collecting machine.
27:43I can draw 14 times.
27:47Shall we start?
27:49Yes.
27:50Let's start.
27:53Eh?
27:54Why does it only turn to the digital area
27:56without turning to the letter area?
27:58The lottery system is currently only partially open.
28:01The rest of the functions have not yet been unlocked.
28:03It seems that the first three times of lottery
28:05are not limited
28:07because the winner gets a reward.
28:09Wait a minute.
28:10It seems that the probability of winning the lottery has been mentioned.
28:12So now the normal probability of winning the lottery
28:14is not...
28:17So now the normal probability of winning the lottery is not...
28:31Shall we draw next time?
28:34It's okay.
28:35I have enough anger.
28:36Again.
28:37Start drawing.
28:43Thank you for your participation.
28:45This position is not good.
28:47Amitabha.
28:49Hallelujah.
28:56Thank you for your participation.
28:58I'm so angry.
28:59What kind of African system is this?
29:01Ah?
29:04Ah?
29:05Lord Yama.
29:06I would like to exchange the next meal for a chance to win the lottery.
29:12Yes.
29:15Ah?
29:20Congratulations on winning the recovery medicine.
29:22Brother Xinchun.
29:23Brother Xinchun is too old.
29:26It looks like the blood replenishment bottle in the game.
29:35The effect is so good.
29:38Woohoo.
29:43Why do my eyes feel spicy?
29:46Shall we continue to draw?
29:48Of course.
29:49Let me move the gold fruit.
29:50Get ready.
29:53I feel full of power at this moment.
29:57This guy must have been struck by lightning.
30:08The game is over.
30:15You are awake.
30:16Miss Chu is still in a coma.
30:18Please rest assured.
30:19After observation,
30:20Zuoan's condition is critical.
30:22It is only possible to eliminate him.
30:24After the task is completed,
30:25I hope you will keep your promise
30:27and let the people of the tribe go.
30:29The game is over.
30:31The game is over.
30:34In fact,
30:36I haven't had time to tell you.
30:39On the night of Yan'er's wedding,
30:41Lingquan was polluted.
30:44This is the lifeblood of the Chu's weapon industry.
30:47Why didn't you say it now?
30:50You were pissed off by Zuoan that night.
30:53I didn't dare to tell you.
30:55It should be that someone deliberately used Zuoan to create chaos
30:57to attract everyone's attention
30:59and polluted Lingquan secretly.
31:02I think so, too.
31:04No matter how messy Zuoan is,
31:06he won't go to Huan Zhao's room
31:08on his wedding night.
31:10He is not so bold.
31:12Today in the meeting hall,
31:15he was not so bold.
31:18Huan Zhao was knocked out that night.
31:21You don't think he has the ability, do you?
31:24If he really had the ability,
31:26maybe he wouldn't be so annoying.
31:28The criminal who polluted Lingquan has been hidden.
31:30Now I want to know
31:32who is secretly targeting Zuoan.
31:34That's right.
31:36From the wedding night to Zao Lei Pi
31:38to the meeting hall,
31:40there must be a plot
31:42to target Zuoan.
31:44Yes.
31:46I didn't believe it at first.
31:48But what happened in the meeting hall today
31:50was indeed targeted by someone.
31:52Maybe we can figure out
31:54the mastermind behind all this.
31:56You are right.
31:58But we can't ignore
32:00Zuoan's safety.
32:02We don't need to be so careful.
32:04Just send him a bodyguard or something.
32:06Don't worry, dad and mom.
32:08I will handle it.
32:10Such a waste.
32:12My miserable son.
32:14You...
32:16You...
32:18You...
32:20You...
32:22You...
32:24You...
32:26God will punish me.
32:30Where did I offend my mother-in-law again?
32:32Forget it.
32:34Let the anger be stronger.
32:36Let's see if my mother-in-law's anger
32:38can bring good luck.
32:40You...
32:42I got it.
32:54My treasure.
32:56I really need to thank my mother-in-law.
33:10So powerful.
33:12I feel so warm.
33:16Why is it so smelly?
33:24It's good to have someone to serve me.
33:26I can take a bath in the middle of the night.
33:30I'm so angry these days.
33:40Let's go.
33:46The new clothes you gave me
33:48are so suitable.
33:50I heard that your injury yesterday
33:52has already healed.
33:54It seems to be true.
33:56I have to thank the Chu family's medicine.
33:58The medicine really cures the disease.
34:00Besides, the second young lady
34:02didn't do anything bad.
34:04It's just that the wound looks scary.
34:06I have something for you.
34:08What is this?
34:10The Kunxian lock.
34:12The Kunxian lock?
34:14It sounds very advanced.
34:16Huh?
34:18Weird.
34:20Are the people here so playful?
34:22In broad daylight,
34:24I'm a little shy.
34:26Why don't we find another time...
34:28What are you talking about?
34:30This Kunxian lock is specially treated
34:32to deal with low-level cultivators.
34:34Keep it for self-defense.
34:36I see.
34:38You care about my safety.
34:40You are the son-in-law of the Chu family.
34:42Of course I have to protect you.
34:44It's your kindness.
34:46Of course I have to keep it.
34:48The Kunxian lock is not a perfect solution.
34:50You have to be careful in the future.
34:52Xue'er, let's go.
35:02She likes me.
35:04Of course she likes me.
35:06She is smart,
35:08humorous,
35:10and brave.
35:12Of course she likes me.
35:14What should our child's name be?
35:16For a girl,
35:18Zu...
35:20Oh, no.
35:22Chu...
35:24Chu Chu.
35:26For a boy,
35:28Chu Aotian.
35:30Chu Tianba.
35:34Chu Tianba.
35:36Chu Tianba.
35:46It's true that boys should take care of themselves.
35:48I feel that the spirit of today
35:50has reached the peak.
35:54Since she likes me,
35:56as a man, I must take the initiative.
36:00Why don't I have a meal with her first
36:02I don't know
36:04what kind of girl she likes.
36:06A mature girl should be fine.
36:12Madam, I would like to invite you
36:14to have dinner together.
36:16Would you like to come?
36:18What if she likes
36:20a more overbearing girl?
36:22Woman,
36:24you have successfully
36:26attracted my attention.
36:28For this, I have prepared a fish pond
36:30and a candlelight dinner.
36:34Wait a minute.
36:36What if she likes a cuter girl?
36:38Madam,
36:40would you like to have dinner with me?
36:42Disgusting.
36:44No more acting.
36:46Let's get down to business.
36:50Wife.
36:52Are you here?
36:54No one is here?
37:08Why are you here?
37:14Why are you in my wife's room?
37:16I just wanted to come here
37:18to get some fresh air.
37:20But I accidentally wet my clothes
37:22and was changing my clothes.
37:24I didn't expect you to come in.
37:38Where is it?
37:40Wife.
37:42Are you here?
37:44No one is here?
37:52Have you seen enough?
37:54Changing clothes?
37:56You didn't make a sound when I came in.
37:58I'm afraid there is a problem.
38:00Let's blow it up first.
38:02It's nothing to see.
38:04For me,
38:06it's hard to find a three-legged toad.
38:08Two-legged people can run all over the street.
38:10You compare me with a toad.
38:223.45926
38:243.45926
38:263.45926
38:283.45926
38:303.45926
38:323.45926
38:34What's the matter?
38:36Have you never seen a leg?
38:38In front of my wife,
38:40I have another set.
38:42I'll see what you're up to.
38:52It's not that I haven't seen a leg.
38:54I just didn't expect to see you
38:56in Chu Yan's room.
38:58Get out of the way.
39:00I said it was just an accident.
39:04I don't believe it.
39:06You...
39:08Get out of the way.
39:10Be careful.
39:14Are you threatening me?
39:16But it doesn't matter.
39:18You're so nervous.
39:20Do you have a ghost in your heart?
39:24What are you doing?
39:30If I say
39:32I'm acting,
39:34will you believe me?
39:36Come here.
39:38Wait. Let go.
39:40Wife, listen to me.
39:44Wife.
39:46Wife.
39:48He offended you today.
39:50I'm sorry.
39:52I apologize to you.
39:54You made a mistake.
39:56How dare you eavesdrop?
40:00A woman's face
40:02changes every day.
40:04She likes me at the first second.
40:06She doesn't listen to my explanation
40:08and rejects me.
40:10Don't talk nonsense.
40:12My wife doesn't like you.
40:16You're too young
40:18and don't know the way of a man and a woman.
40:20The so-called deep love
40:22and official affection.
40:24She's just jealous.
40:26I don't want to argue with you.
40:28I'm leaving.
40:30Oh, no.
40:32Is it really a misunderstanding?
40:34I'd better come back at night
40:36to make it clear to her.
40:46Miss.
40:56Miss.
40:58Do you want to eat melon seeds?
41:00Don't eat too much blood.
41:02I heard that if you eat too much melon seeds,
41:04your eyebrows will be damaged.
41:06Let's see if they speak ill of me.
41:10Miss, you scared me again.
41:12By the way,
41:14he's getting more and more outrageous.
41:16He not only touched Miss's room,
41:18but also molested Miss Pei.
41:20I always feel that
41:22he's different
41:24from before.
41:28Is he found out?
41:30Is he cheated by Lei Pi?
41:34Fortunately, I can use Lei Pi to explain
41:36and thank God Lei.
41:38He did such a thing today.
41:40Miss, you just kicked him out
41:42without any shame.
41:44In my opinion,
41:46why didn't that Lei kill him?
41:48In this case,
41:50you don't have to be so wronged.
41:58Come in.
42:02Good evening, Miss.
42:04Why do you
42:06like to listen to others?
42:08It's not that I want to eavesdrop.
42:10You talk too loudly.
42:12Nonsense.
42:14What are you doing here?
42:16Do you know the rules?
42:18What do you think I'm doing here?
42:20I'm looking for my wife.
42:22There are still a lot of misunderstandings
42:24to be solved in the afternoon.
42:26I want to pull up the curtains
42:28and explain to my wife at night.
42:34Although hitting is anger,
42:36scolding is love,
42:38it's a little too much.
42:40Your last name is Zu.
42:42You should know your place.
42:44It's okay to make trouble.
42:46But you still want to get close to my wife.
42:48No need to say more.
42:50Zu'an,
42:52go back to where you should go.
42:54Madam, are you really jealous?
42:56Between me and Pei Nianman,
42:58nothing really happened.
43:00She wants to compete with me.
43:02I deliberately hit her.
43:04Don't think too much.
43:06My lady won't be jealous
43:08because of you.
43:10Because you don't deserve it.
43:12Jealous?
43:14It seems that this is not jealousy.
43:16I can't come in vain.
43:18Let's talk about anger first.
43:20Oh,
43:22in this case,
43:24since my wife is not jealous,
43:26why did she let the dog out
43:28to bark?
43:30Do you know
43:32who you are?
43:36Ah,
43:38the world is changing.
43:40People's hearts are unstable.
43:42It's difficult for a couple to communicate.
43:44Is there any reason?
43:48Shut up!
43:52Since you don't talk to me,
43:54why are you still in love with me?
43:56Believe it or not,
43:58I will go to the city tomorrow
44:00to beat the drums and tell the truth about the fake couple.
44:02Do you dare?
44:06Why not?
44:08Anyway, my reputation is ruined.
44:10At worst,
44:12I will break the jar.
44:18Do you really want to stay?
44:22Then let Xue'er accompany you tonight.
44:24My lady, don't!
44:26As a maid,
44:28I have this obligation.
44:30Why don't you follow the rules?
44:36But he, he is not a man.
44:40You know that?
44:42Otherwise, why do you think
44:44my lady chose you?
44:46But I was instructed by a master.
44:48I was restricted
44:50but not without a solution.
44:54What?
44:56There is a solution?
44:58You don't need to know.
45:00Xue'er.
45:02Xue'er.
45:04Come to serve the master and have a rest.
45:06What do you want me to do?
45:20Forget it.
45:22I have thought about it.
45:24I still want to
45:26stay with my lady.
45:28Don't be a toad.
45:34My lady, have a rest.
45:36If you miss me, just tell me.
45:42Xue'er, did I see it wrong?
45:44Episode 1
45:54Did my lady ask you
45:56to meet me here?
45:58That's right.
46:00Wait a moment.
46:02My lady will be here soon.
46:08We just met last night.
46:10Why do you want to see me so early in the morning?
46:12You must miss me.
46:14Go down.
46:20Come on.
46:24Xue'er.
46:28Help me.
46:30Help me.
46:32Help me.
46:36I feel like I saw a fire last night.
46:42Where is he?
46:46He died so soon.
46:48It's a piece of cake.
46:56He is really dead.
47:02Come down.
47:08You like water monsters, right?
47:10Monster?
47:26Oh, no.
47:40Help me.
47:46I'm sorry.
47:48I didn't mean to eat your tofu.
47:50I'm sorry.
47:58He is so good at eating.
48:00Why is he still so thin?
48:02Go away.
48:04Even if you want to take revenge on me,
48:06you don't have to be so cruel.
48:08Now it's good.
48:10I can turn back the clock.
48:18In order to save you,
48:20I have to sacrifice myself.
48:34I'm finally awake.
48:38What are you doing?
48:42Xia Liu.
48:48What are you doing?
48:54I said I was saving him.
48:56Do you believe me?
48:58Okay.
49:00This time I really can't wash my face
49:02even if I jump into the Yellow River.
49:04Xue'er, what happened?
49:06I just fell into the lake.
49:08Xue'er came to save me.
49:10But I slipped and fell into the lake.
49:14Fortunately, I know how to swim.
49:16So I dragged her ashore.
49:18Really?
49:20You saved me.
49:22Why did you take off my clothes and touch my chest?
49:24I did that for your recovery.
49:26Do you understand?
49:28Forget it.
49:30Besides,
49:32I don't care about this.
49:36Enough.
49:38Anyway, without me,
49:40you would have been dead.
49:42Xue'er,
49:44you are all wet.
49:46Go back to your room and change your clothes.
49:50Madam, don't go.
49:52What else?
49:54Let's have a discussion.
49:56You see,
49:58since I got married,
50:00I have been thundered and my face fell into the lake.
50:02There are a lot of big and small changes.
50:04I deeply believe
50:06I need a personal bodyguard.
50:08You are right.
50:10But
50:12we can't ignore Zuo'an's safety.
50:14You don't have to be careful.
50:16Just send him a bodyguard.
50:18Don't worry.
50:20I will handle it.
50:22Don't you want me to be in trouble again?
50:24You are old and lonely.
50:26I see.
50:28I will send someone for you.
50:30Yeah!
50:32Now,
50:34I need to send a personal bodyguard to serve Zuo'an.
50:36Do you want to
50:38take a step forward?
50:46OK.
50:48I choose you.