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00:00The newlywed game, tomorrow at 6, only on GSN.
00:03Gotcha!
00:05♪♪
00:15And now, it's Million Dollar Password,
00:18with your host, Bridget Spielberg.
00:20Thank you.
00:23And actress, Aisha Tyler.
00:25And Emmy award-winning television legend,
00:27William Shatner.
00:29Thank you.
00:31Thank you very much, everybody.
00:34Oh.
00:36We all want to thank you for joining us.
00:38Welcome to Million Dollar Password.
00:40We have two contestants, two fantastic celebrities,
00:43all searching for the password to unlock the $1 million.
00:47-♪♪
00:54Well, we all know him as a police officer,
00:57a lawyer, a starship captain.
01:00Yes, he's a TV legend, everybody,
01:04and it's William Shatner!
01:06-♪♪
01:10Thank you very much, everybody.
01:12-♪♪
01:15Thank you.
01:16You're welcome.
01:18Actually, I was looking over your biography this morning,
01:21and a 50-year career actually began in 1958.
01:26I'm trying to match you year for year.
01:30As a matter of fact, we're pretty close, aren't we?
01:32Yeah, really.
01:33Yeah, but you've had a wonderful career, Bill,
01:34and it's a delight to see you again.
01:36So who are you playing with today?
01:37Her name...
01:38Yes.
01:39...is Lauren Bauer.
01:40Lauren Bauer, how are you?
01:44Lauren, it's nice to see you.
01:45What do you do for a living?
01:47Right now, I am a cocktail waitress.
01:49At any particular bar or...?
01:51Yes, I work at a bar
01:53that has a little bit of a dungeon
01:55kind of cavernous theme.
01:58Really?
01:59What do you wear in the dungeon?
02:01I'm kidding.
02:04You know, we wear black skirts and corsets.
02:09It's sexy, but it's not inappropriate.
02:12Well, we're very sorry to hear that.
02:19But I'm sure you do a wonderful job.
02:21And over here, we have a comedian, actress,
02:25and author, Boy, is she hot right now, Ayesha Tyler-Wright.
02:28Thank you.
02:32Ayesha went to Dartmouth College.
02:35Yes, I did.
02:36Yes, indeed.
02:37Startled out in the advertising business?
02:39Yes.
02:40Well, and now I'm a comedian,
02:41which is a great call to make to your parents.
02:43You're like, you know, yeah,
02:44I just graduated from an Ivy League school,
02:46and now I'm going to go tell jokes for you, man.
02:48You know, your mom's like, I'm sorry, I don't...
02:50Who is this?
02:51I don't understand.
02:52Click.
02:53So, they're happy now.
02:54Who are you playing with over here?
02:55I am playing with Valerie Thatcher
02:57of San Diego, California.
03:01Tell us about your life, Valerie.
03:04I am a marketing coordinator for a financial office,
03:06but I am also a pastor.
03:08A pastor?
03:09Yes.
03:10That's amazing.
03:11Well, I'm sure you do a lot of good for a lot of people.
03:12Of course I do.
03:14Okay, everybody, let's get started.
03:17The game is all about guessing passwords
03:19with one-word clues.
03:21No hyphenated words, no two-word clues.
03:24If you do, you'll hear this sound.
03:27That's a bad sound to hear.
03:28Now, as you know,
03:29only one contestant can play with a million dollars,
03:31and so we start with an elimination round.
03:34Everybody gets a turn giving and receiving clues.
03:37In each game, you'll have 30 seconds
03:40to get five passwords right.
03:42The contestant who ends up with the most passwords
03:45goes on to play for one million dollars.
03:48Everybody ready?
03:51Let's play Password.
03:57All right, Lauren, you're up first.
03:59Bill, you're going to start out giving the clues.
04:01You guys ready? I think you are.
04:02Oh, yes, so ready.
04:03Here we go, 30 seconds to get five passwords,
04:06and your time, William Shatner, starts now.
04:11Old.
04:12Young.
04:13Fresh.
04:15New.
04:18Milk.
04:19Dairy.
04:20Field.
04:22Corn.
04:23Giver.
04:25Clue.
04:28Ugh.
04:29Cow.
04:30Doesn't count. You said two words.
04:32Uh, support.
04:34Give.
04:35Chest.
04:37Bra.
04:41Words.
04:42Hey, Bill, it's over.
04:44And just when you were getting hot.
04:46I was just starting.
04:48What is that?
04:50We got two.
04:51We got two, Lauren.
04:52Two?
04:53That's not bad.
04:54That's terrible.
04:55All right, Patsy, you're up right now.
04:57Ayesha's going to give the clues.
04:59We're all set over there.
05:00We're ready.
05:0130 seconds on the clock.
05:02Time starts now.
05:05Slow.
05:06Fast.
05:07Tuesday.
05:08Wednesday.
05:09Good.
05:1016.
05:12Good.
05:1360.
05:1470.
05:15Hour.
05:16Uh, day.
05:18Part.
05:19Minute.
05:22Blue.
05:23Green.
05:24Pants.
05:25Trousers.
05:26Similar.
05:27Uh, clue.
05:31Uh, uh, dungarees.
05:36It's over.
05:37I'm sorry about that.
05:38It was so good.
05:39Uh, jeans.
05:40You were so close.
05:41You were so close.
05:42You were really close.
05:43All right, Valerie, you've got three passwords.
05:45We're going back over to Lauren and Bill.
05:47That's round one.
05:48Lauren has two.
05:49Valerie has three.
05:50Back over here to William Shatner.
05:52This time, the contestants are going to give the clues.
05:55Lauren, you'll go first.
05:56Ready, everybody?
05:57There's 30 seconds.
05:59Time starts now.
06:02Wheel.
06:03Round.
06:04Rubber.
06:05Tire.
06:06Good.
06:07Purple.
06:08Color.
06:09Girl.
06:10Girly.
06:11Purple.
06:13Color.
06:15Pass.
06:18Shirt.
06:20Uh, blouse.
06:22Mine.
06:26Pass.
06:28Hat.
06:29Head.
06:30Trick.
06:32Green.
06:35It was pink.
06:38I was trying to get it to say pink.
06:40Looking for the color pink.
06:42Pink.
06:43That's not pink.
06:44That's purple.
06:45I know.
06:46You kept saying purple.
06:47Purple.
06:48Pink is what she wanted you to say.
06:50Your fault, not hers.
06:51Okay.
06:52But you wound up with three,
06:54and now we've got a tie going over here.
06:57We're back with Valerie and Ayesha.
07:00All right, Valerie,
07:01you're going to give the clues in this one.
07:0330 seconds on the clock.
07:04You go now.
07:07Nephew.
07:08Niece.
07:09Taco.
07:11Burrito.
07:14Judo.
07:15Karate.
07:16Yes!
07:17Wedding.
07:18Funeral.
07:19Dress.
07:20Bride.
07:21Synonym.
07:26Clue.
07:27Pass.
07:30Drink.
07:31Beverage.
07:32Citrus.
07:33Orange.
07:34Sour.
07:35Lemon.
07:36Ace.
07:37You got it.
07:38You got it in right on time.
07:40You've got seven now.
07:42Good for you.
07:44So, what are we going to do right now?
07:46Hey, good news for you, Lauren.
07:48We're switching celebrities.
07:50Come on, everybody.
07:51Let's go.
07:52Keep everything fair and square.
07:54Oh, my God!
07:58I'm sorry.
07:59He's slowing down.
08:05Okay.
08:07Valerie has seven.
08:08Lauren Bauer, you've got three.
08:10Lauren, okay.
08:11Let's see how you get on now with Ayesha Tyler, okay?
08:13Ayesha, you're going to give the clues here.
08:15Excellent.
08:1630 seconds on the clock.
08:17Time starts now.
08:20November.
08:21December.
08:23Question.
08:24Mark.
08:26Response.
08:27Answer.
08:28Good job.
08:29Hit.
08:30Ball.
08:31Bottom.
08:33Fall.
08:34Punishment.
08:35Spank.
08:36Yes.
08:38Hook.
08:39Chain.
08:40Bait.
08:41Fish.
08:42Bird.
08:43Worm.
08:45Plane.
08:47Crash.
08:48Company.
08:50Jet.
08:51Oh, almost got it.
08:52Airline.
08:53Airline was what you was looking for.
08:55But, boy, you were very smooth, Ayesha.
08:57A pleasure.
08:58Thank you.
08:59A pleasure.
09:01Lauren Bauer wound up with seven points,
09:03and we're all tied right now, 7-7.
09:06Pastor Valerie, give him a little blessing,
09:08say a prayer, something.
09:10It wouldn't help.
09:13Okay, Bill, you're going to give the clues here.
09:15You've got 30 seconds.
09:16All right.
09:17We go now.
09:18Yes.
09:20Bat.
09:21Good.
09:24Garment.
09:25Dress.
09:26Under.
09:28Bra.
09:29Lacy.
09:30Lingerie.
09:33Cut.
09:34Scissors.
09:36Swing.
09:38Uh, clue.
09:40Wood.
09:42Oh, uh, saw.
09:44Swing.
09:46Oh, ax.
09:48Got it.
09:50Valerie, you've got three more points,
09:51you've got a total of ten right now.
09:54So, Valerie Hatcher has ten, Lauren here has seven.
09:59And how do you feel, Lauren?
10:00I'm a little nervous.
10:01But it's still like a breath of fresh air, isn't it?
10:03Yeah.
10:05I'm just having a little fun with Bill Shatner,
10:07but it is sad to see.
10:08But anyway, look.
10:10Okay.
10:12Last round coming up right now.
10:14The trailing contestant goes first at this point,
10:16and that's you, Lauren, okay?
10:17You need at least three to stay in the game.
10:19Okay?
10:20Okay.
10:2130 seconds on the clock.
10:22Here we go.
10:23We start now.
10:25Shirt.
10:27Pants.
10:28Men's.
10:30Uh, jacket?
10:31Jacket.
10:32Stiff.
10:33Starch.
10:34Pass.
10:37Together.
10:38Apart.
10:39Sing.
10:40Chorus.
10:41Two.
10:42Duet.
10:43That's one.
10:44Climb.
10:46Mountain.
10:47Up.
10:48Ladder.
10:49House.
10:50Stairs.
10:51Got it.
10:52One more.
10:53Lawn.
10:54Grass.
10:55Cut.
10:56Mow.
10:57Got it.
10:58Boy, that was good.
10:59You got it.
11:01You beat it.
11:02Totally wound up with a tie.
11:03You've got ten points.
11:04Valerie, you've got ten.
11:05You need one to win.
11:06You're giving the clues now.
11:07And, Valerie, you're going for a million dollars
11:09if you get one point, okay?
11:10Okay.
11:1130 seconds on the clock.
11:12It starts now.
11:16Soup.
11:17What?
11:20Soup.
11:22Bin.
11:23Container.
11:25Barrel.
11:27Pass.
11:28Frog.
11:29Amphibian.
11:30Muppet.
11:31Hermit.
11:32No, that's incorrect.
11:33Keep going.
11:34Pass.
11:35Breakfast.
11:36Lunch.
11:37Link.
11:38Sausage.
11:39Got it.
11:40Got it with three seconds left.
11:41Boy, oh, boy.
11:42Good show.
11:43Shopping.
11:44It was Kermit, not Hermit.
11:45Oh, my gosh.
11:46Valerie, you're going to play for it.
11:47Oh, my gosh.
11:48Oh, my gosh.
11:49Oh, my gosh.
11:50Oh, my gosh.
11:51Oh, my gosh.
11:52Oh, my gosh.
11:53Oh, my gosh.
11:54Oh, my gosh.
11:55Oh, my gosh.
11:56Oh, my gosh.
11:57Oh, my gosh.
11:58Oh, my gosh.
11:59Oh, my gosh.
12:00Oh, my gosh.
12:01Oh, my gosh.
12:02Oh, my gosh.
12:03Oh, my gosh.
12:04Oh, my gosh.
12:05Oh, my gosh.
12:06Oh, my gosh.
12:07Oh, my gosh.
12:08Oh, my gosh.
12:09Oh, my gosh.
12:10We are going to play for $1 million.
12:11And who's he going to play with?
12:12Going to be Chapa or Isa.
12:13We'll find out when we come back.
12:14Meet the Liars, William A. Mummy.
12:15Welcome back, everybody.
12:16You know, before the break, Valerie Thatcher won the chance to play for $1 million, everybody.
12:19That's a lot of money.
12:24What would you do with all this money?
12:27Well, the first thing I would probably do
12:30is pay off our remodel,
12:31and then I would tie it to our church
12:33so we can give it to the missionaries,
12:35and I'd love to help out my parents
12:36who are in a lot of debt.
12:38Interesting.
12:39That's a lot on your plate.
12:42You know, in the elimination round,
12:44you played with William Shatner and Ayesha Tyler,
12:47but in this round, you're playing with the celebrity
12:49you scored the most points with.
12:51That celebrity is Ayesha Tyler.
12:54Nice job, Ayesha.
13:00All right, so now you've got a choice to make, Valerie.
13:02Do you want to receive the clues from Ayesha,
13:04or do you want to give them?
13:05I would like to give.
13:06You want to give? All right, fine, okay.
13:11Here is the road, then, to $1 million.
13:13You're going to start off playing for $10,000,
13:15up to $25,000, on to $50,000,
13:19going for $100,000, all the way to $250,000,
13:23and then $1 million.
13:24And remember this,
13:30you can walk away with your money after every level,
13:34but if you reach $25,000,
13:35you get to keep that no matter what happens.
13:38And if you get up to $250,000,
13:40you get to keep a quarter million dollars,
13:42no matter what happens, okay?
13:44So are we all ready? Okay, we're set here.
13:47Here's how the game works.
13:48Each step of the money ladder,
13:50you'll have a total of one minute and 30 seconds.
13:52To get five passwords correct,
13:54but you're limited to using just three clues here
13:57for each password.
13:58You can pass on a word in this round,
14:00but once you pass, that word is gone,
14:02and it's really gone forever.
14:03As you climb the money ladder,
14:05remember that at every level,
14:07the game is going to get hard.
14:09So for $10,000, you need five out of ten passwords correct,
14:13at $25,000, five out of nine,
14:15$50,000, five out of a possible eight, and so on.
14:19For $1 million, you need to be perfect.
14:21You need to get five out of five,
14:23no passes, no wrong answers.
14:26Got it all straight? Got it?
14:27Okay, finalists, here we go.
14:29Let's play for a million dollars.
14:31Yeah.
14:32Whoo!
14:33Whoo!
14:35Whoo!
14:38All right, Molly.
14:40You need five passwords out of ten.
14:42Val, there's a minute 30 on the clock.
14:45We start now.
14:49Spiny.
14:50Urchin.
14:52Crab.
14:54Claws.
14:55Lobster.
14:56Got it.
14:58Priest.
15:01A church.
15:02Woman.
15:06Pass.
15:10Ten.
15:12Dime.
15:14Decade.
15:16Fireplace.
15:18Log.
15:19Output.
15:20Chimney.
15:22Cubicle.
15:24Church.
15:25Steeple.
15:26Money.
15:27Tithe.
15:28Collector.
15:30Uh, dish?
15:32Dish.
15:33Oh.
15:35Locomotive.
15:36Train.
15:37One more.
15:38Haircut.
15:40Scissors.
15:41Man.
15:42Barber.
15:43Got it.
15:44Got it.
15:46All right, Val, we just won $10,000.
15:49Congratulations.
15:50There you go.
15:51That easy, my friend.
15:52All right, Val, we're off to a good start.
15:54How do you two feel playing together?
15:56Good.
15:57I think we're getting a rhythm going.
15:58Yeah?
15:59Yes.
16:00We're gonna go out for drinks later.
16:01Yeah.
16:02Gonna have a good time.
16:03Thank you.
16:04All right, Valerie Thatcher, $10,000 to you.
16:05But, you know, you can leave with the $10,000 if you'd like.
16:07Oh, no.
16:08Oh, we're going for it.
16:09Or you could risk it all.
16:10And if you win the $25,000,
16:11you know that's yours to keep.
16:12So you want to keep going?
16:13We're going for it.
16:14Let's do it.
16:16The minute 30 on the clock.
16:18Starting now, five out of nine.
16:22Multiply.
16:23Divide.
16:26Popcorn.
16:27Popper.
16:29Seed.
16:30Kernel.
16:34Laster.
16:36Jiggling.
16:38Comedy.
16:42Clue.
16:44Clown.
16:46Joker.
16:50Eyes.
16:51Pupils.
16:52Block.
16:54Sunglasses.
16:56Very good.
16:57Normal.
16:59Odd.
17:03Odd.
17:04Strange.
17:05Yes.
17:08Razor.
17:09Cut.
17:10Action.
17:11Slice.
17:13Man.
17:14Chase.
17:15Get it.
17:16Get it.
17:19Get it again.
17:21$25,000, so you got that no matter what happens
17:25for the rest of the show.
17:26Covered up, Valerie Thatcher goes for $50,000.
17:30Is she going to make it?
17:31Find out after this.
17:34I sleep with rats.
17:36Wow.
17:37Beg.
17:40Welcome back, everybody.
17:41We're here with Valerie Thatcher,
17:43a pastor from San Diego about to play for $50,000,
17:47and she's won $25,000.
17:49That's hers to keep no matter what happens,
17:51so you've got nothing to lose now by going for $50,000.
17:54Ready for this?
17:55I am.
17:56Here she is.
17:57Five words down out of eight.
17:59Minute 30 on the clock.
18:01Valerie, your time starts now.
18:06Triplets.
18:07Twins.
18:11Woman.
18:12Man.
18:13Woman.
18:17Wonder.
18:18Runway.
18:19Model.
18:20Done.
18:24Politics.
18:25Government.
18:26Election.
18:29Vote.
18:30Two more for $50,000.
18:32Meal.
18:33Ticket.
18:35Tupperware.
18:36Leftovers.
18:37Thank you.
18:41Teeth.
18:42Brush.
18:43Mouth.
18:44Oh!
18:46$50,000.
18:47Oh, my God.
18:48Oh, my God.
18:49Oh, my God.
18:50Oh, my God.
18:51Oh, my God.
18:52$50,000 right here.
18:57You guys are getting better and better as we go along.
18:59I see how you are.
19:00I see how you are.
19:01You're like BFFs already.
19:02But now that you won all this money,
19:03you're buying the drinks.
19:04Okay.
19:05I'll say that.
19:06All right.
19:07It's decision time, though, Valerie.
19:08You can leave with the money, $50,000 now,
19:10or you can play for $100,000.
19:13But if you play and lose, you go back down to the $25,000.
19:16But if you win, then you're just two steps away
19:19from the big prize, $1 million.
19:22What do you want to do?
19:23You want to play?
19:30I'm going for it.
19:31She's going for it.
19:32Here we go.
19:36Valerie, it's five out of seven.
19:40Okay, a minute 30 at the clock.
19:42For $100,000, we go now.
19:46Beach.
19:47Sand.
19:50Savior.
19:51Lifeguard.
19:52Good.
19:55Gavel.
19:56Judge.
19:57Buy.
20:01Clue.
20:03Bid.
20:04Auction.
20:05Great.
20:07Video.
20:08Game.
20:10Rental.
20:12Name.
20:13Blockbuster.
20:14That's it.
20:15Hook.
20:16Draw.
20:17One more for $100,000.
20:20Pin-up.
20:21Centerfold.
20:22Yes.
20:23$100,000.
20:24$100,000.
20:25$100,000.
20:26$100,000.
20:27$100,000.
20:28$100,000.
20:29$100,000.
20:30$100,000.
20:31$100,000.
20:32$100,000.
20:33$100,000.
20:35$100,000.
20:36$100,000.
20:37$100,000.
20:38$100,000.
20:39$100,000 right here.
20:52You know, I hate to tell you this, Valerie,
20:54but now you've got to do the rest of the game
20:56with William Shatner.
20:57Oh!
20:58Just having a little fun, that's all.
21:01No, the next stop is a quarter million dollars.
21:03I mean, I'm talking about $250,000.
21:09Howie, you've got a big decision to make here, and we want to help you with your decision.
21:16So we're going to show you the six passwords that are coming up.
21:20And then you're going to make the decision whether you want to play for a quarter million
21:23or walk home with $100,000.
21:25Take a look at these and make a decision for us.
21:48All right.
21:49Those are the passwords.
21:50Now you have to make up your mind.
21:51Leave with $100,000 or go for it and try to win $250,000.
21:58All right.
22:00All right, you crazy.
22:06Okay.
22:08Well, Regis, I love Aisha, and we are doing so good.
22:14We are.
22:15We are awesome.
22:16We're like a team.
22:17And I also have a husband going like this.
22:19So I think I'm going to dig the money and run.
22:22All right, Regis, you've taken $100,000.
22:25Let's hear it for Valerie Thatcher.
22:37Valerie, you did a great job.
22:39Really.
22:40Congratulations.
22:41Coming up next, William Shatner and Aisha Tyler.
22:44Two brand-new contestants playing for a million.
22:51Money, money.
22:5215% or more.
22:56Welcome back, everybody.
22:58Now, before the break, Valerie Thatcher from San Diego, California, won $100,000.
23:03And now we're back again with William Shatner, Aisha Tyler,
23:07and two brand-new contestants hoping they can win the big money, too.
23:12Bill Shatner, this man has a book on the New York Times bestseller list.
23:20Up till now.
23:22You're a major character in that book.
23:25I hope so.
23:26And what else?
23:27Oh, your own talk show coming up?
23:28Called Rawner on A&E.
23:30And what does that mean?
23:31Anything that annoys you you're going to talk about?
23:33Anything that's of interest, like this show.
23:36All right, well, good luck on all of your ventures.
23:39There's no doubt about it.
23:40Who have you got over there with you?
23:41I've got Josh Latzer.
23:43Josh Latzer.
23:46Where are you from, Josh?
23:47Cleveland, California, Regis.
23:49What do you do?
23:50I am a construction supply salesman.
23:52Good to have you here.
23:53All right, and Aisha, how are you doing?
23:55I'm fantastic. I'm feeling great.
23:56Incidentally, did I tell you she is a brewer?
24:00Brews her own beer at home.
24:02Yes, my husband and I make our own beer at home.
24:05Good for you.
24:06Yeah, you know, we're crafty.
24:08Maybe you'll put a lot there on the market?
24:10I don't know.
24:12We tend to drink it a lot pretty quickly.
24:15All right.
24:17Aisha, who have you got there?
24:19I am here with Mark Coyle from my hometown of San Francisco, California.
24:29Golden Gators.
24:30They tell me that you are a golfing instructor.
24:32I am a golf instructor, Regis, that's correct.
24:34How old are you?
24:35I'm 30 years old.
24:36How long have you been an instructor?
24:37I've been instructing for about, professionally about four years,
24:41and unprofessionally about 14 years.
24:43Well, we could use some luck.
24:44Do you play golf, Mr. Shatner?
24:45I instruct, too.
24:46You instruct golf, too?
24:47I don't make that known very well.
24:50But we appreciate you sharing it with us.
24:52Yes, absolutely.
24:53Little Putts.
24:54Little Putts is a good nickname for you.
25:01All right.
25:03Once again, only one of you are going to play for the big dollars here.
25:07To find out who that's going to be, we have our elimination round,
25:1030 seconds, five passwords.
25:12So let's play Password, everybody.
25:14Come on, let's do it.
25:19Okay, Josh, you're up first.
25:24Bill Shatner is going to start out giving you the clues.
25:26You ready for this?
25:27Yes, Regis.
25:28Here we go, 30 seconds to get five passwords.
25:30Your time starts now.
25:35Drink.
25:36Soda.
25:37Cup.
25:38Mug.
25:39Brew.
25:40Beer.
25:43Other drink.
25:44Two words.
25:46Hand.
25:47Foot.
25:48Finger.
25:49Knuckle.
25:51Other...
25:52Fingernail.
25:53Ten seconds.
25:54Digit.
25:55Thumb.
25:57Past.
25:59Future.
26:04He was looking for over.
26:06Over there.
26:07You couldn't have gotten it from past, but I was going to get there.
26:10Well, anyway, we got one.
26:11That's good.
26:19All right, don't give up, Josh.
26:20I'm not.
26:21I'm not.
26:22We're in it to win it.
26:23Ayesha's going to give the clues here.
26:24You ready, Mark?
26:25I'm ready.
26:26You ready?
26:27All right, here we go.
26:2830 seconds on the clock.
26:29We start now.
26:31Toad.
26:33Frog.
26:34Good job.
26:35Olympics.
26:37Games.
26:38Post.
26:39Beijing.
26:40Country.
26:41China.
26:42Beard.
26:45Hair.
26:46Upper.
26:47Mustache.
26:49Bubbly.
26:50Champagne.
26:52One to go.
26:53Crafts.
26:54Roulette.
26:55Tool.
26:57Face.
27:08Five in a row.
27:10Five in a row you got.
27:11You see how easy it is?
27:15She's got it up here.
27:18Okay, Josh has one, and Mark has five.
27:22All right, this time the contestants are going to give the clues.
27:25Let's see if that works.
27:26All right.
27:28Josh, you're up first.
27:30Are you ready?
27:31Let's see if that works.
27:3230 seconds on the clock.
27:33Go ahead, Josh, right now.
27:36Spin.
27:37A fat.
27:40Snow.
27:42Snow.
27:43Sport.
27:45Hockey.
27:48Alps.
27:49Skiing.
27:50Well taken.
27:52Pork.
27:53Pig.
27:54Sausage.
27:59Pass.
28:01Control.
28:04Opposite.
28:05Television.
28:08It's all right.
28:09It's all right.
28:11We got two.
28:12You're getting better.
28:13I'm twice as good as I was before.
28:15Twice as good.
28:17Okay, Josh, that gives you a total of three.
28:21And Mark has five.
28:23Okay.
28:24Now we're back with Mark and Ayesha.
28:27And Mark, you're going to be giving the clues this time.
28:29Ayesha, you'll be receiving.
28:3030 seconds on the clock.
28:32Your time starts now.
28:35Taxi.
28:36Cab.
28:38Coffee.
28:39Tea.
28:41Ingredients.
28:42Beans.
28:46Upper.
28:47Caffeine.
28:50Quarter house.
28:51Steak.
28:54Preschool.
28:55Kindergarten.
28:59Pass.
29:00You can't pass.
29:01That's your last password.
29:05All right.
29:06Speedo.
29:07Speedo is the word.
29:08Mark has got a total of nine.
29:10Josh, total of three.
29:13Now, at this point, I imagine, Josh, you're feeling pretty low.
29:16No, no.
29:17I'm positive.
29:18You know why you should feel better?
29:20Because you're going to get Ayesha right now.
29:22There you go.
29:23Come on.
29:29Yeah, we do this just to keep everybody fair and square.
29:34Okay?
29:35So let's see, Josh.
29:36Let's see how you get along with Ayesha.
29:38So far, everybody is, you know.
29:41Ayesha, you're going to give the clues in this one.
29:43Put 30 seconds on the clock again, and we start right now.
29:49Christ.
29:50Cross.
29:51Name.
29:52Jesus.
29:53Way to go.
29:54Wrinkles.
29:55Skin.
29:56Shoot.
29:57Clue.
29:58Injection.
29:59Botox.
30:00Good job.
30:03Apparition.
30:04Surgery.
30:05Similar.
30:07Pass.
30:08Pass.
30:10Foot.
30:11Toe.
30:12Smaller.
30:13Nail.
30:14Measurement.
30:15Looking for inch.
30:16I'm sorry.
30:17How many did she get?
30:18Two.
30:19Right.
30:20Two.
30:21Excuse me.
30:22She got four and five with him.
30:23Two with him.
30:24Okay.
30:25I'm sorry.
30:26I'm sorry.
30:27I'm sorry.
30:28I'm sorry.
30:29I'm sorry.
30:30I'm sorry.
30:31I'm sorry.
30:32I'm sorry.
30:33I'm sorry.
30:34I'm sorry.
30:35I'm sorry.
30:36I'm sorry.
30:37I'm sorry.
30:38I'm sorry.
30:40Let's see what you do with Hank.
30:42Okay.
30:45Here we go.
30:46Josh has got five.
30:47Mark has got nine.
30:48And right now you're playing with Bill Shatner.
30:51God bless you.
30:52Bill, you're giving the clues.
30:53Let's have 30 seconds on the clock and let's start now.
30:58Horse.
30:59Buggy.
31:00Ride.
31:03Cowboy.
31:04Sit.
31:05Saddle.
31:06Good.
31:07Ship.
31:09Dip.
31:10Iceberg.
31:11Glacier.
31:14Ocean.
31:18Pass.
31:19Pass.
31:21House.
31:23Home.
31:24Top.
31:25Roof.
31:26Inside.
31:27Ceiling.
31:30She got five with him.
31:32She got four with him.
31:34One with you.
31:36That's all I'm going to say.
31:38Oh, my gosh.
31:39William Shatner.
31:40Here's the score right now.
31:41Mark, you've got ten.
31:43Josh, you've got five.
31:44And this is the last round coming up.
31:46Josh, you have to get all these right or else Mark's going to play for $1 million.
31:53Okay.
31:54Let's do it.
31:55All right.
31:56You're going to get the clues here, Josh.
31:5730 seconds on the clock.
31:58Good luck.
31:59And we start now.
32:00Burial.
32:01Funeral.
32:02Place.
32:03Cemetery.
32:04You got it.
32:05Pass.
32:08Lumber.
32:09Wood.
32:10You got two right.
32:13Pass.
32:15Woodstock.
32:17Festival.
32:18People.
32:19Hippies.
32:20Two more.
32:21Leave.
32:22Drop.
32:23Drop.
32:26Uh.
32:27Uh.
32:31Drift.
32:32Looking for drift.
32:33Josh, I'm sorry.
32:34Mark Coyle is the winner right there.
32:41He's going to play Million Dollar Password.
32:43But who's he going to play with?
32:45Shatner or Tyler?
32:47Pressure is on when we come back.
33:04Followed by another episode.
33:06Stay tuned.
33:12Welcome back, everybody.
33:14Before the break, Mark Coyle here won the chance to play for $1 million.
33:19Very, very exciting, huh?
33:21Wow.
33:22A lot of money, Marky.
33:23Yes.
33:24Took a long time as a golfing pro to make that.
33:25You know what I mean?
33:26Yeah.
33:27Many a lesson.
33:28All right.
33:29So in the elimination round, you played with William Shatner and Aisha Tyler.
33:31But in this round, you played with the celebrity who helped you the most.
33:34Yes.
33:35And that goes without saying.
33:36It's Aisha Tyler.
33:41Aisha, you're very good.
33:43Thank you.
33:44You're very good at this game.
33:45Thank you very much.
33:46You've got a hot career going, you know.
33:47She's done a lot so far.
33:48But now you've got a new movie coming out.
33:50I do.
33:51I have a movie I did with Adam Sandler, a good friend of mine.
33:53We've known each other for a long time from stand-up.
33:54We just did a movie called Bedtime Stories that is coming out this fall.
33:57That's fun.
33:58Good for you.
33:59Yeah.
34:00All right.
34:01So now we've got a choice to make here.
34:02Do you want to give Aisha the clues or do you want to receive the clues?
34:06I'm going to give the clues to Aisha.
34:08You want to give them?
34:09Yeah.
34:10All right.
34:11He's given the clues.
34:12You're receiving.
34:13Let's go for it, okay?
34:14Let's play Million Dollar Password.
34:25You're going to need five passwords out of ten, Mark, to submit a 30 on the clock.
34:29It starts now.
35:00Samsonite.
35:01Luggage.
35:02Other.
35:03Suitcase.
35:04Correct.
35:05$10,000.
35:06Just like that.
35:07Very, very good.
35:08We're both from the Bay Area, so we're just...
35:09That's right.
35:10Yes, we're repping the Bay right now.
35:11Right.
35:12Two San Franciscans playing it out.
35:13Okay, Mark.
35:14So you won $10,000.
35:15You're going to play for $25,000 next.
35:16But you can always leave here now with the $10,000.
35:17So it's a decision.
35:18You're going to play for $25,000.
35:19You're going to play for $25,000.
35:20You're going to play for $25,000.
35:21You're going to play for $25,000.
35:22You're going to play for $25,000.
35:24You're going to play for $25,000.
35:25You're going to play for $25,000.
35:26You're going to play for $25,000.
35:27You're going to play for $25,000.
35:28You're going to play for $25,000.
35:29You're going to play for $25,000.
35:30You're going to play for $25,000.
35:31You're going to play for $25,000.
35:32You're going to play for $25,000.
35:33You're going to play for $25,000.
35:34You're going to play for $25,000.
35:35You're going to play for $25,000.
35:36You're going to play for $25,000.
35:37You're going to play for $25,000.
35:38You're going to play for $25,000.
35:39You're going to play for $25,000.
35:40You're going to play for $25,000.
35:41You're going to play for $25,000.
35:42You're going to play for $25,000.
35:43You're going to play for $25,000.
35:44You're going to play for $25,000.
35:45You're going to play for $25,000.
35:46You're going to play for $25,000.
35:47You're going to play for $25,000.
35:48You're going to play for $25,000.
35:49You're going to play for $25,000.
35:50You're going to play for $25,000.
35:51You're going to play for $25,000.
35:52You're going to play for $25,000.
35:53You're going to play for $25,000.
35:54You're going to play for $25,000.
35:55You're going to play for $25,000.
35:56You're going to play for $25,000.
35:57You're going to play for $25,000.
35:58October.
35:59November.
36:00Before.
36:01September.
36:02Two more.
36:03Reading.
36:04Writing.
36:05Blind.
36:06Braille.
36:07One more for $25,000.
36:08Scuba.
36:09Diving.
36:10You won it, baby.
36:11You got it.
36:12Just won $25,000.
36:13You're going to play for $25,000.
36:14You're going to play for $25,000.
36:15You're going to play for $25,000.
36:16You're going to play for $25,000.
36:17You're going to play for $25,000.
36:18You're going to play for $25,000.
36:19You're going to play for $25,000.
36:20You're going to play for $25,000.
36:21You're going to play for $25,000.
36:22You're going to play for $25,000.
36:23You're going to play for $25,000.
36:24You're going to play for $25,000.
36:25You're going to play for $25,000.
36:26You're going to play for $25,000.
36:27You're going to play for $25,000.
36:28You're going to play for $25,000.
36:29You're going to play for $25,000.
36:30You're going to play for $25,000.
36:31You're going to play for $25,000.
36:32You're going to play for $25,000.
36:33You're going to play for $25,000.
36:34You're going to play for $25,000.
36:35You're going to play for $25,000.
36:36You're going to play for $25,000.
36:37You're going to play for $25,000.
36:38You're going to play for $25,000.
36:39You're going to play for $25,000.
36:40You're going to play for $25,000.
36:41You're going to play for $25,000.
36:42You're going to play for $25,000.
36:43You're going to play for $25,000.
36:44You're going to play for $25,000.
36:45You're going to play for $25,000.
36:46You're going to play for $25,000.
36:47You're going to play for $25,000.
36:48You're going to play for $25,000.
36:49You're going to play for $25,000.
36:50You're going to play for $25,000.
36:51You're going to play for $25,000.
36:52You're going to play for $25,000.
36:53You're going to play for $25,000.
36:54You're going to play for $25,000.
36:55You're going to play for $25,000.
36:56You're going to play for $25,000.
36:57I feel amazing.
36:58You've got nothing to lose by going for this $50,000.
36:59You want to go for it?
37:00Don't show her.
37:01He's going for it.
37:02Okay, Mark.
37:03Five passwords out of eight, okay?
37:04Okay.
37:05We're going to put him in at 30 on the clock.
37:06Good luck.
37:07$50,000.
37:08You start now.
37:09Typing.
37:10Keyboard.
37:11Keyboard.
37:12Keyboard.
37:13Keyboard.
37:14Keyboard.
37:15Keyboard.
37:16Keyboard.
37:17Keyboard.
37:18Keyboard.
37:19Keyboard.
37:20Keyboard.
37:21Keyboard.
37:22Keyboard.
37:23Keyboard.
37:24Keyboard.
37:25Keyboard.
37:26Keyboard.
37:27Indenting.
37:28Tab.
37:31Phrases.
37:34Sentences?
37:39Car.
37:40Automobile.
37:41Storage.
37:42Garage.
37:43You've got it.
37:47Payment.
37:49Check.
37:50Paper.
37:52Bill.
37:53Bill.
37:57Credit.
37:58Money.
37:59Keep going.
38:02Edison.
38:03Electricity.
38:04Job.
38:06Electrician.
38:09Creator.
38:10Inventor.
38:11That's it.
38:12There you go.
38:13Snake.
38:14Serpent.
38:15Motion.
38:16Slither.
38:17Yes.
38:19Two more.
38:20Brady.
38:21Bunch.
38:23One to go.
38:25Illumination.
38:26Light.
38:27Device.
38:28Bulb.
38:33Handheld.
38:34Flashlight.
38:36Oh, you've got it.
38:39Very, very nice.
38:40You've got this.
38:45Just won $50,000.
38:54You know, as we said, the words are getting a little tough.
38:58Yeah.
38:59What was the one that we missed?
39:00Receipt and paragraph was the first one.
39:02Receipt and paragraph.
39:03Those were hard.
39:04Yeah.
39:05All right, Mark, again, another decision.
39:07You can leave with the $50,000 or you can play for $100,000.
39:10What did you miss?
39:11$125,000.
39:21He wants it.
39:22He wants to go.
39:28Okay, he's going to go for the $100,000 right now.
39:31Again, we put a minute 30 on the clock.
39:34Five from seven now for the $100,000.
39:37It starts right now, Mark.
39:41Washing.
39:42Drying.
39:43Detergent.
39:45Soap.
39:46Yes.
39:47Yes.
39:51Sunken.
39:52Treasure.
39:53Great game.
39:57October.
39:58November.
40:01Plowing.
40:02Harvest.
40:03Good job.
40:07Two more.
40:08Color.
40:12Draw.
40:13Purple-ish.
40:14Violet.
40:16Spice.
40:17Lavender.
40:20One more for $100,000.
40:23Monologue.
40:24Dialogue.
40:32Party room.
40:33$1,000 right here.
40:35Yes.
40:40Yes.
40:41Very nice.
40:42Very nice to go.
40:43You did that in 45 seconds.
40:45I mean, you guys are great together.
40:47You know, what I'm discovering about Mark and myself
40:50is that we're badass.
40:53Okay.
40:54That's one way to describe it.
40:55I mean, it's true.
40:59Listen, big guy, the next stop is $250,000.
41:02We're not fooling around here.
41:03That's a quarter million dollars.
41:04And again, you've got a decision to make.
41:06And we want to help you with your decision.
41:08We're going to show you the six passwords
41:10that are going to come up.
41:11You'll need to get five right.
41:13So take a look at these
41:14and then make up your mind what you want to do.
41:34What?
41:39There they are.
41:40Those are the passwords, Mark.
41:42Now you have to make up your mind.
41:53What would you like to do?
41:59I'm going to take $100,000 home.
42:02All right, he's leaving with $100,000.
42:06Mark Coyle, everybody.
42:08And that's it for tonight, everybody.
42:10Thanks to Ayesha and Tomlin.
42:12And of course, a big thanks to the one and only...
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