Pokémon Red-Harder Than I Remember
Rival whooped me. Also checkout https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNVkGUmOpgOLOVr_P_XmMnQ/videos and https://www.twitch.tv/tmangaming91 and https://rumble.com/c/c-600175 and https://www.bitchute.com/channel/t5CTeORUE6v6/ and https://ugetube.com/@Tman%20Gaming and https://odysee.com/@Tman:a929ae69bbea30df9a5ef7a4902889eb7eea1227
Transcript
00:00All right, let's play some Pokémon
00:30Ooh, where's lowercase? What? Oh, no!
00:57How does my brain work? Oh, whoops.
01:08My first real Pokémon game was Silver, so I always use that name.
01:22He's been a little shit forever.
01:29He can be blue.
01:49They shrunk me.
02:19Now, I apologize if I'm terrible at these games.
02:37It's been a hundred years since I've played Pokémon.
03:37I want it, just let me pick.
03:55Gotta go with it.
04:09Heck no.
04:13Oh, uh, Squirtle.
04:23All right, oh no.
04:52Oh, no.
05:11Little turtle hits hard.
05:19I can't remember, does that make them weaker?
05:24Oh, no.
05:32Jesus, I need this win.
05:35Back off, Squirtle.
05:37Critical hit. Oh, thank God.
05:40Jesus.
06:08Jesus, that was bad.
06:10Give me my Pokédex.
06:23Wait.
06:31I can't believe, man, I'm terrible at this.
06:41Mother, I am leaving. Can you heal me?
07:01Wait, does Gary, er, Blue have a sister?
07:18That palette switch.
07:22Jesus.
07:24Who are you?
07:34A little free hit of potion.
07:37I should have checked my computer.
07:40Where are all the Pokémon?
07:55Man, I remember when this game was so popular.
08:00There was a classmate of mine who brought it in.
08:03I was hooked.
08:33Shoot, dude, I don't know anything about this one anymore.
08:42I'm going to miss a lot of items.
09:03No, I didn't want to talk to you twice.
09:08He's fancy.
09:20Sure.
09:42Ah, fuck this.
09:47Oh, no.
09:53Damn it.
10:10Sure are, bud.
10:15Oh, you son of a bitch.
10:31Do they have a Pokémon? Did I miss that?
10:36Yep.
10:41No, I don't.
10:45Bro, I'm from the future. I know all of your caterpillars.
10:52Oh, yep. Is this the parcel?
11:14The joys of being a delivery boy.
11:28Is there any items in here? Nope.
11:33Bummer.
11:38You can almost not even tell where the grass is.
12:07Nope.
12:37Nope.
12:58Yes, sir.
13:11He's such a douche.
13:15I'm going to bang his sister.
13:36Do I have anything? I do.
13:48Goodbye, mother.
13:51Oh, yeah. I guess so.
14:19Do I have Pokeballs?
14:43I don't. Can I use the time map on it?
14:47No.
14:49Scratch the shit out of it.
15:19A battle, come on.
15:48Come on.
16:00Five.
16:11Do I have to go this way because of the little butt head?
16:16Oh, yeah.
16:21A tree to be cut.
16:28Damn it.
16:38Is there any rare Pokemons here? I don't know.
16:58Oh, no.
17:01Is he about to steamroll me?
17:06He already has a second Pokemon?
17:09Oh, my. What?
17:23He just won the battle.
17:29That was so bad.
17:33No way, dude. He's going to take my money.
17:44Stop with the sand.
17:48There it is.
17:50This guy's a prick, dude.
17:59Why?
18:07Jesus.
18:09Blue, you dickhead.
18:13Oh, of course he had to say that. Did he take my money?
18:22Jesus Christ, Blue.
18:42My pride is hurt.
19:10They'll call me the rat killer.
19:38Do I level up? No. What?
19:57Damn.
20:08There. I'm going to go heal.
20:10I'm going to check the grass up here.
20:40Okay.
21:01Bratattas again?
21:05No way.
21:21That's what I want.
21:43You bitch.
21:56Yes.
22:08Alright, now I get my Charmander level 10.
22:30Man, Gary leveled up so fast.
22:59Okay.
23:29Easy peasy.
23:57Okay.
24:26Dang.
24:56I don't know if I can even redo that battle.
25:24Okay.
25:49I never catch him.
25:53Big Pharaoh fan.
25:56There's my bird.
26:12I always go with Pidgey, but I love both.
26:41Okay.
27:01Yes.
27:12Alright.
27:40Alright, let's see if we get a rematch.
28:09Okay.
28:19We'll see this time, buddy.
28:38You know what?
28:40It hit. No.
28:44Can I burn him? Okay.
28:47Good start.
28:54Let's go, Squirtle.
29:03Bitch, dude.
29:12No.
29:17All of my training was for this.
29:32You son of a turtle.
29:36Come on.
29:48Come on, Sparrow.
29:52That was probably the best thing I could have had happen.
30:02Yes.
30:03Screw you, blue.
30:27You know, you're just mad because I whooped you.
30:37What they got in here?
30:48Rotata.
31:05Yes.
31:08You know what?
31:11Alright, we're gonna swap.
31:16Gotta level him up.
31:18No.
31:21Son of a... gosh darn.
31:51I'm gonna have to do a lot of grinding.
32:20No way.
32:30Maybe he'll use a Leer.
32:51That was good.
33:00Alright, I guess I'm gonna run back and heal.
33:30Alright, let's see this.
34:00Not what I wanted to see.
34:06Honestly, I should get them all to, like, level 10, which...
34:10Oh, wait. Oh, wrong button. Whoops.
34:13Which is a pain in the butt, but...
34:18Probably the best idea.
34:47Whoa.
35:14I want them to push me away.
35:34Wow.
35:42Butt hole.
35:46Wow, no battle.
36:12Oh.
36:30There.
36:34Come on. Fight me.
36:49Wrong one.
37:16I feel like there's gotta be a better way to train.
37:47Yes.
37:52Alright, screw it. We're going.
38:02Although I don't know where to go.
38:20Alright.
38:23How do I... okay.
38:28I gotta figure out how to go up, right?
38:37Shit, how do I get up there? Or is he safe now?
38:46Is he in here?
38:50Old man just left?
39:05No.
39:09I know that.
39:12Oh, you're stupid.
39:2550 Pokeballs, dude.
39:31Command's loaded.
39:42The gym's shut down, right?
39:49Yep.
40:20Yes, I am.
40:32Oh no, no, no.
40:36Then do one battle, then I think I'll call it quits for the night.
40:41Battle me, Bugs, battle me.
40:46Really?
40:49Am I not worthy?
40:56What?
41:00Where are the encounters?
41:09Thank you.
41:12Jeez.
41:37Watch him actually poison me.
41:51Oh, let me save.
41:59Until next time. I think that's pretty good.