• 4 months ago
Haven't played a traditional Pokémon game in many years.
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00:00Alright, let's play some Pokemon!
00:30Ooh, where's lower case?
00:48What?
00:51Ooh, no!
00:54Brain, where?
00:57Brain, where?
00:59Oh, whoops!
01:08My first real Pokemon game was Silver, so I always use that name.
01:22He's been a little shit forever.
01:30He can be blue.
01:50Drunk me!
02:20No, I apologize if I'm terrible at these games.
02:38It's been a hundred years since I've played Pokemon.
03:38I want it, just let me pick!
03:55Gotta go with it.
04:09Heck no!
04:13Oh, uh, Squirtle.
04:23Alright, oh no!
04:53Little turtle hits hard.
05:19I can't remember, does that make him weaker?
05:24Oh no.
05:32Jesus, I need this win.
05:35Back off, Squirtle!
05:37Critical hit, oh thank god.
05:40Jesus.
06:08Jesus, that was bad.
06:10Give me my Pokedex.
06:23Wait.
06:31I can't believe, man, I'm terrible at this.
06:41Mother, I am leaving.
06:43Can you heal me?
07:02Okay, does Gary, er, Blue have a sister?
07:19That pallet switch.
07:23Jesus.
07:25Who are you?
07:35Little free hit of potion.
07:38I should have checked my computer.
07:41Where are all the Pokemon?
07:55Man, I remember when this game was so popular.
08:00There was a classmate of mine who brought it in.
08:04Oh, it's hard.
08:34Shoot, dude, I don't know anything about this one anymore.
08:43I'm going to miss a lot of items.
09:04No, I didn't want to talk to you twice.
09:08He's fancy.
09:20Sure.
09:42Ah, fuck this.
09:47Oh no.
09:53Damn it.
10:10Sure are, bud.
10:15Oh, you son of a bitch.
10:31Did they have a PokeMart?
10:33Did I miss that?
10:36Yep.
10:42No, I don't.
10:46Bro, I'm from the future.
10:48I know all of your caterpillars.
10:52Oh, yep. Is this the parcel?
11:14The joys of being a delivery boy.