Dead Water HD ( Horror, Mystery )
Dead HD ( Horror, Mystery )
Transcript
00:00I want you so bad, baby.
00:10Mmm, I can see that.
00:12Who's there?
00:16No one's here, baby.
00:18No one's here.
00:20No reason to stop what you're doing.
00:22No, I don't like it. I feel weird.
00:24Alright.
00:26I got a super idea.
00:28Don't freak out. Come on.
00:30Okay.
00:52I've been saving this baby for you, baby.
00:56Double trouble lover.
01:07No, please, no!
01:26Hey, lovers.
01:32I thought I told you not to fuck up my weekend
01:34with your ugly-ass faces.
01:36Dude, we're not going to miss our own ride
01:38because you say so.
01:40Nice guitar, man.
01:42I can't believe this.
01:44Our last weekend together and I have to listen to this shit?
01:46You guys know you suck, right?
01:48Put the guitar down, Phil.
01:50Or what, man?
01:52Or nothing, man.
01:54What'd you call me, Chip?
01:56It's Chad.
01:58God, what did we ever do to you?
02:00Music sucks.
02:02Kick his ass, Phil.
02:04Kick his ass, Phil.
02:06Kick his ass.
02:08Pick up someone your own size, Phil.
02:12There's nobody my size, princess.
02:14Let him go, Phil.
02:16Or I'll tell everyone about your ugly,
02:18tiny, malformed,
02:20wart-infested limp dick.
02:22Oh, shit.
02:24Is this thing on?
02:28We did it, bitches!
02:30Valley Hills fucking high, class of 2018!
02:36All right, everyone.
02:38Listen up.
02:40The grad committee, headed by none other than moi,
02:42have worked hard to make this a weekend to die for.
02:44Head right to the sides or check out the motel.
02:46But don't forget,
02:48the bonfire starts at sundown
02:50and we're getting live music by The Blades.
02:5280s style, fuck yeah!
02:58Remember, partying here is a tradition
03:00since 1988.
03:02Can we not fuck it up for the future alumni?
03:04It's all about the three Cs, people.
03:06Courtesy,
03:08control,
03:10and consent.
03:12All right, people, let's get lit!
03:20Let's get lit!
03:50Let's get lit!
04:20Let's get lit!
04:38This is our big stage.
04:44Better than the stage at your high school, I bet.
04:46Holy shit, you scared me, dude.
04:48Just trying to be friendly.
04:50Welcome to Wet Valley Water Park.
04:52I'm Conrad Carter.
04:54I'll make everything work here.
04:56All by yourself? How old are you, man?
04:58You want to find out, kid?
05:02Hey, I hope you guys aren't going to be playing
05:04any of that electronic dance shit tonight.
05:06Nah, we're going to be playing
05:08hits from the 1980s.
05:10Probably your favorite.
05:12Really? The 80s?
05:14I was here opening day summer of 84.
05:16This park used to be something back then.
05:46It was alive.
05:48Really?
05:50That's not what I heard.
05:52Didn't people die here at Wet Valley Murders?
05:54Murder?
05:56Come on, kid.
05:58Accidents happen.
06:00Okay, so you're saying
06:02nobody died.
06:04Dying and being murdered
06:06are not the same thing, is all I'm saying.
06:08Dark, dude.
06:10Don't get me wrong.
06:12I'm riding high.
06:14I'm riding high.
06:16This is the best weekend of the year.
06:18Listen, you guys need anything else,
06:20just give me a holler.
06:22Power's over there by the machine room.
06:24And have a good show tonight.
06:26Keep your head on straight.
06:28Why?
06:30Well, once in a while,
06:32things can get a little bent around here.
06:44Good morning, ladies.
06:46For the past 12 years,
06:48Wet Valley's Water Park
06:50annual car wash has become a tradition.
06:52Each year,
06:54we raise thousands of dollars
06:56and send two lucky graduates
06:58to Europe.
07:00Who wants to go to Paris?
07:02Ooh!
07:04This car is so dirty.
07:06Let's go washing, ladies.
07:14Kim?
07:16Kim?
07:18Where's Kimberly?
07:20Tommy, you should be at the slides.
07:22There's only one to do. Kim!
07:24Stop!
07:26Where is she, Priscilla?
07:28Who knows? Who cares?
07:30Get out.
07:32Whatever.
07:44Kim!
07:46Wow!
07:48Wow.
07:50So you did it.
07:52Did what?
07:54Graduate, moron.
07:56Oh, yeah. Yeah, barely.
07:58You still play?
08:00Yep. Yep, still do.
08:04Obviously.
08:10So, uh,
08:12so what you doing here?
08:14I mean, is your school
08:16partying here, too?
08:18Oh, no, I work here.
08:20Yeah, I didn't go to another school
08:22when I ditched Valley Hills.
08:24It's just not really my thing right now, you know?
08:26Good school.
08:28I'm really glad to see you.
08:30I missed the time.
08:32Missed what?
08:34Oh, Tommy, hey, this is Josh.
08:36He's an old friend from school.
08:38Tommy, I managed this place.
08:40You must be proud.
08:44Babe, I'm hungry.
08:50Dude.
08:52It's hot as fuck.
08:54Shut up, son.
08:56I think I'm hungry, too.
08:58You guys in?
09:00Hey, Michael, it's me, your son.
09:02You know I'm graduating today, right?
09:04Well, if you care to,
09:06you can show up at school at 1.
09:08Otherwise, I'll be at the Old West Valley Park
09:10for the weekend.
09:12I'm also playing music tonight with the Blades.
09:14It'd be cool if maybe you'd show up.
09:16Fuck you, Baywatch!
09:36Fuck you, Baywatch!
09:40Kim, I'm shutting it down.
09:42Two fuckers are coming down with a bottle.
09:44What?
10:14Okay.
10:16You have to wear my glasses.
10:18Oh.
10:34Who wouldn't want a piece of that?
10:36Damn, hot as fuck.
10:38Who is she?
10:40Priscilla Wilkinson.
10:42Class of Highly Heroes 92.
10:44So you guys went to school together?
10:46Yo, shut the hell up, man.
10:48No, seriously, Phil, how many years now
10:50have you been trying to graduate?
10:52You can't count that high.
10:54Yo.
10:56There are no more teachers to protect you, dick.
10:58When you least expect it, I'll be right behind you.
11:00Right where you like to be.
11:02You wanna die?
11:06Fuck.
11:08Oh, my God.
11:10You have to die every year.
11:12Die? To do what?
11:14To fuck.
11:18Have sex, you idiot.
11:20What, you live under a rock?
11:22She's the end.
11:24The end?
11:26The tag in the second floor bathroom, that's her?
11:28Yeah.
11:30The road to virginity ends in the end.
11:32Oh, my God, no way, you're still a virgin?
11:34Me? No way.
11:36Oh, dude.
11:38Would a virgin do this?
11:46Hello?
11:50Hi, Michael.
11:52Just making sure you're dying to see me.
11:548 o'clock still good?
11:56Yeah, definitely.
11:58Okay. Bye now.
12:00Bye.
12:08Oh, my God.
12:32Hello?
12:34Hey, it's me.
12:36I'm almost done. I can't wait to see you.
12:38Come play with me.
12:40I miss you.
12:42Anyway, I'm running late. Some idiot
12:44cracked his skull open. There's blood everywhere.
12:46Shut up, guys. I'm on the phone.
12:50I'm sorry, baby.
12:52I'm still busy, honey.
12:54But I wanna be with you.
12:56It's gonna have to wait a bit. I gotta run, baby.
12:58Love you, baby.
13:00Bye.
13:02Let's go!
13:06Let's go!
13:12Every fucking year, Wilkinson.
13:14Yeah, yeah. Thank you, doctor.
13:16Okay, can you just get them out of here, please?
13:18Oh, and I got some free passes
13:20for Wet Valley.
13:26Brad, can you get back up there, please?
13:28Hurry up, man.
13:30How long is this gonna take?
13:33Hey, Paul?
13:35You think we should drain the pool?
13:37No, no, no. Fuck no. Do not drain the pool.
13:39Okay? Just get it done.
13:41Party on.
13:43Party on?
14:03Hey, Thomas.
14:05It's just Tommy.
14:07What do you want?
14:09What was it? Chit?
14:11It's Chad.
14:13We can't figure out the mixing board
14:15and speakers by the stage.
14:17I'm busy. Conrad will help you, Diggs.
14:19He said you would?
14:21Something about the breakers or... I don't know.
14:23Yeah, we need to do a soundtrack, like, now.
14:25Come on, man.
14:27Just help us out.
14:30You have five minutes, assholes.
14:34I'll see you at the office.
14:48Josh.
14:50Tommy sees you.
14:52He's gonna kill you.
14:54He's gonna kill me.
14:56He's gonna kill me.
14:58If Tommy sees you, he'll kill us.
15:00Not if I kill him first.
15:02God, I missed you.
15:08Come. Come.
15:10I'm sorry
15:12about everything.
15:14It's not your fault.
15:16You know that, right?
15:18I'm sorry I scared you.
15:20I didn't know where you were.
15:22God.
15:24What did you see in him?
15:29I just want to be with you.
15:40Finally.
15:42Ah.
15:44This looks absolutely
15:46mediocre.
15:48Mm-hmm.
15:50Don't hover.
15:52Thank you.
15:54Thanks.
15:56No way.
16:00You okay?
16:02Yeah.
16:04It's just, um...
16:06the eyes.
16:08Oh. Don't be grossed out.
16:10I don't believe in waste.
16:16Mm.
16:26I have to take this.
16:28Yeah. Go ahead.
16:34Yeah.
16:36I'm in the middle of dinner.
16:38Oh, sure.
16:40Okay. Later.
16:42I've got a 35-year-old
16:44lobster waiting for me.
16:50Your husband
16:52doesn't know when he's got
16:54something good sitting right in front of him.
16:58No.
17:04But I do.
17:16I'd love to see
17:18all these kids drown.
17:20Don't you hate this
17:22fucking weekend, working overtime
17:24for these dipshits?
17:26Are you getting paid overtime?
17:28None of your business, old man.
17:34Hey, Tommy.
17:36You seen Kim around?
17:38I always know where she is.
17:42Yeah, sure you do.
17:44What?
17:46Come here.
17:52So?
17:54I have a room.
17:56This is not the reunion I was thinking about.
17:58No?
18:00Your room's the first place Tommy would look.
18:02Besides,
18:04I kind of like it here.
18:06It's creepy.
18:08I missed you, Kim.
18:10Did you miss me?
18:12Did you miss me?
18:38Something good is coming.
18:40Something good is coming.
18:42I can feel it.
18:44Something's coming down tonight.
18:50I found it.
18:52Okay, so what are we celebrating?
18:54I don't know. Just look at him.
18:56I missed that.
18:58I won't be that age again.
19:00I am that age, Tommy.
19:02Yeah?
19:04Yeah.
19:10Grab this stuff.
19:18Come and get it, boys.
19:20But first, we gotta hunt for it.
19:22All right, you pill-popping,
19:24dick-sucking, punch-drunk graduates
19:26of 2018.
19:28Before you head down to your bonfire,
19:30I've got a little surprise for y'all.
19:34Hello, Mr. Wilkinson!
20:00See you later.
20:02He's fucked, man.
20:04Just look how slim he's gotten.
20:06Yo.
20:08You were sliding with those assholes?
20:10No, man. I was going for that wet look.
20:12Totally 80s, right?
20:14Radical.
20:16Dude, you tap that,
20:18Tommy's gonna fucking kill you, man.
20:20He's not gonna know,
20:22right, Slim?
20:24No.
20:26All right, lovers
20:28and fucking losers,
20:30give it up for the Blades.
20:32Totally fucking 80s!
20:34♪♪♪
21:00Stay down!
21:04Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight.
21:16Any of you fuckers want to do something?
21:17Tommy, what's the matter with you?
21:18He's just a kid.
21:19Go, go, go, go.
21:20Okay, that's it.
21:21You're fired.
21:22Get out of here.
21:23You're all dead.
21:24Get up.
21:25What the hell is wrong with your people, Dave?
21:31Listen, did you see babysitter on my forehead tonight?
21:42Okay, this is your party.
21:43You got to take care of it, baby.
21:44Okay?
21:45I'm going to be busy the whole night.
21:46Yeah.
21:47I can see that.
21:48Chris, baby.
21:49Go to hell.
21:50What?
21:51Come on.
21:52What's your problem?
21:53Okay, come on.
21:54It's not like you're not having a good time tonight.
21:55Fuck you all.
21:56Fuck all of you.
21:57I am so sorry about everything.
21:58Can I help you with anything?
21:59No.
22:00No.
22:01No.
22:02No.
22:03No.
22:04No.
22:05No.
22:06No.
22:07No.
22:08No.
22:09No.
22:10No.
22:11No.
22:12No.
22:13No.
22:14No.
22:15No.
22:16No.
22:17No.
22:18No.
22:19No.
22:21No.
22:22No.
22:23No.
22:24No.
22:25No.
22:26No.
22:34Hot night, huh?
22:36You want to tell me what the fuck you were thinking?
22:39That I needed a shower?
22:42You know, there's rules, eh?
22:44Like, if a girl has a psycho
22:45boyfriend, you shouldn't beucking around with her.
22:47I can take them.
22:49You're built like a Swiffer.
22:53Hello, Chaz?
22:55It's Chad.
22:57Dude, I got your back, eh?
22:59No, it's good. You can go. I'll see you.
23:01Yeah? Yeah.
23:07I have nothing to say to you.
23:09I'm sorry. I just couldn't watch the shit
23:11get kicked out of you like that.
23:13Oh, yeah? So you just leave it high in the bushes?
23:15Wow. Please. I lay one finger
23:17on one of these freaks and bang.
23:19Lawsuit. You know how expensive
23:21these things can get? Look, not everything's
23:23about your money. Oh, Josh,
23:25you are so wrong.
23:27Everything is about
23:29my money. Not for me.
23:31You hurt?
23:33Are you blind?
23:35I'm just trying to be a... To be a dad.
23:37Yeah, not happening. Why are you here anyway?
23:39I got your message.
23:41I wanted to see you perform.
23:43That's bullshit.
23:45You like this place?
23:49Yeah. Why?
23:51You want it?
23:53How'd you like to own it?
23:55Fuck you.
23:57You can't buy me off like everyone else.
23:59I've already started negotiations.
24:01That Wilkinson prick is dumber than he looks
24:03and that squeeze of his...
24:05Mm-mm. Very tasty, Josh.
24:11Nosy bitches.
24:13Are we done? Go home, Michael.
24:15I don't need you.
24:17Get off of me.
24:27Paul?
24:29Something's going on. You're high, baby.
24:31Okay, just forget about Priscilla.
24:33She's just jealous that
24:35my piece of ass is younger and hotter
24:37than her piece of ass. Are you selling
24:39the park? Hmm?
24:41No. Why?
24:43Oh, my God. You're lying to me.
24:45You're a bad fucking liar, Paul.
24:47No, no, no. I am a good liar.
24:49I swear. I mean, why
24:51would I sell the park?
24:53I mean, maybe I could cash in
24:55if it burned down or something.
24:57But you're fucking selling and cutting me out.
24:59Fuck, is that it?
25:01That's what you were talking about in the van.
25:03Come on. Cutting you out?
25:05You're not even in.
25:07Look, I just met you, okay?
25:09I'm not selling the park.
25:11The park's all I got. Just met?
25:13We've been seeing each other once a week
25:15for three fucking months, you asshole.
25:17Just, you know what? Come here, have a shot.
25:19You're just tripping way too hard.
25:23Fucking good.
25:25Get so drunk, you vomit. I hope you choke on it.
25:27I'm sorry.
25:29Okay, let's just start a family.
25:39What the fuck?
25:41Oh, fuck.
25:43Fuck.
25:45Yeah?
25:51Hey.
25:59You're Joshua's friend, right?
26:01Chubb?
26:03I'm not memorable, huh?
26:05You're not.
26:07I'm not memorable, huh?
26:09We went to school together?
26:13I blocked out most of my time there.
26:15After what happened.
26:17Oh, yeah.
26:19I forgot about that.
26:21I'm...
26:23I'm happy you're still here.
26:25Where's Josh?
26:27I thought he was with you.
26:37Fuck.
26:39Thank God you're okay.
26:41What's going on?
26:43Nothing. I was looking everywhere for you.
26:45Yeah, me too.
26:47Scared he was about to hurt you.
26:49I fucking want to kill this guy.
26:51What happened with your dad?
26:53What the fuck is he doing here?
26:55He wants something, and I don't know what or why.
27:01You guys are so fucked.
27:07Hey, guys.
27:09Get your own room.
27:13Come on.
27:15Let's go for a walk.
27:37Fuck.
27:39Fuck.
27:41Fuck.
28:07Fuck.
28:15God.
28:17You scared me.
28:19Hey, what are you doing?
28:21This isn't funny.
28:23Stop it.
28:25You crazy?
28:27Okay, okay.
28:29I'll do whatever you want. Anything you want.
28:31I'll give you whatever you want. What do you want?
28:33What do you want?
28:37What do you want?
29:07Fuck.
29:25Hey, I don't know why you're not picking up,
29:27but I swear to God, if you're fucking them,
29:29please...
29:37I'm sorry, man.
29:39It's just that...
29:41I don't know why I get this way.
29:43It's...
29:45I just want to talk.
29:47Just please call me back.
29:49Just...
29:51Just call me back, Tim.
29:53I just want to talk.
29:55What the fuck?
29:57Rise and shine, sweetheart.
30:07What are you doing?
30:13Get the fuck out of my car.
30:15You know you're only hurting yourself, Tommy.
30:17Are you a psychiatrist now?
30:19She doesn't love you.
30:21Let her go.
30:23What do you know about anything?
30:25Forget her.
30:27She's just a distraction.
30:31Everything was fine.
30:33I hate those fucking schoolboys.
30:35Yeah, well, they aren't the problem.
30:37Dude, you make no sense.
30:39Don't I?
30:41You're such a fucking creep.
30:43I'm not the creep.
30:47Get the hell out of my car.
30:49Leave me alone.
30:51Well, you're already alone, Tommy.
30:55Have a good one.
31:05Whistling
31:27Mom, it hurts.
31:29I paid for a full date.
31:31We're getting that full date.
31:35Mom, it's gonna get soaked.
31:39Here.
31:41Cover it up.
31:49Okay, now go for a ride.
31:51The more slides you come down,
31:53the cheaper it is for a run.
31:55Let's go.
32:05Whistling
32:21Mom, look!
32:25Whistling
32:35Whistling
32:45Priscilla!
32:47I don't want to talk to you.
32:49Come on.
32:51Where'd you sleep anyway?
32:53I missed you.
32:55You missed me?
32:57Yeah, it's a little late for that, Paul.
32:59You have to care about somebody to miss them.
33:01I love you.
33:03Paul, I'm busy.
33:19Hey.
33:21Ready to get your ass kicked at Sea Snake?
33:23I need that money.
33:25You wish. Where's your crew?
33:27You and the fucking Blades are gonna get slaughtered.
33:29That's right, baby!
33:31I'm gonna be attached to your sexy ass tonight.
33:33Ew, no. You're just gonna weigh us down.
33:35More weight, more speed.
33:37Ew. Pass.
33:39Or...
33:41More speed?
33:43Fuck off.
33:45It's your loss.
33:47You guys are dead in the fucking water.
33:49Still hate those guys.
33:51A lot.
33:53Same.
34:19Fuck!
34:49Fuck.
35:19Fuck.
35:29Thanks for giving me a second chance.
35:31I was so messed up last night.
35:33Yeah, you were.
35:37Oh, I'm slim, by the way.
35:39Yes.
35:41Yes, you are.
35:43Are you fucking kidding me?
35:45Getting an eyeful, asshole?
35:47Hey, kid! Get out of here!
35:49I'm so sorry, Dan.
35:51Don't speak to me.
35:53What are you doing?
35:55I'm doing whatever I want, Paul.
35:57Why don't you go cry to your little student?
35:59I don't think I like you anymore.
36:01Really? So why are you spying on me?
36:03Spying? You think I'm spying?
36:05I can't find Brad or Cindy anywhere.
36:07They're missing!
36:09I need my staff now!
36:11God, you're messed up.
36:13They're smart, Paul.
36:15And they probably high-tailed it out of here to get away from you.
36:17And I'm next.
36:19Thanks for nothing.
36:21What were you doing with that business guy, anyway?
36:23What business is that of yours?
36:25He got in touch with me.
36:27Good for you.
36:29Okay, you know what?
36:31Just finish with your little boy toy, put your pants back on,
36:33and please get back to the slides.
36:35You still work here.
36:37Loser!
36:39Cunt!
36:45Hey, wait a minute.
36:47Want some coke?
36:53This is soap, man.
36:55Fifty bucks. Only two left.
36:57What?
36:59Fuck you.
37:01There you are, babe.
37:03Little boat.
37:05Whatever.
37:07Three?
37:09Two?
37:11One.
37:13Thanks.
37:15That's the spirit.
37:17So, uh, see you later for round two?
37:19All right.
37:31Okay, bitches!
37:33Where's my fucking team?
37:35Fuck!
37:37Fuck!
37:39Fuck!
37:41Where's my fucking team?
37:45Okay.
37:47Valley Hills High, how we doing this morning?
37:49We good?
37:51Give me some noise.
37:53All right, you guys ready for the sea snake?
37:55You guys ready for the sea snake?
37:57Yes!
37:59All right, good, good.
38:01We gotta get you signed up, so come on down.
38:03Hey, fucktard.
38:07We've been practicing our moves.
38:09You wanna see what you've been missing?
38:11Yeah, show us what you can do.
38:21Is that all you can do?
38:23You look like a worm.
38:25What are your dicks laughing at?
38:27Think you can do better?
38:29Yeah, we can.
38:31Yeah, okay, guys.
38:33That's good, but just, please,
38:35keep it for the slides, okay?
38:37Has anyone seen Brad and Cindy?
38:39Anyone?
38:41Has anyone seen Brad and Cindy?
38:43No one has seen your fucking lifeguards, dude.
38:45Get over it.
38:47I don't know.
38:49Burt Cocaine is here.
38:51That's quite the shiner, kid.
38:53If I see your bass player here again,
38:55I'm gonna chop his fucking head off.
38:57You sure about that?
38:59Are we ready for Team Blade?
39:01You're in the next heat.
39:03Let's get this show on the road, guys.
39:17Hey, Kim.
39:19You wanna join our team?
39:21I can't. I'm working.
39:23Actually, maybe I should.
39:25I'm all alone.
39:27Do you wanna join my team?
39:31Josh! Finally!
39:33Have you seen Slim?
39:35No, but we can't miss you, dude.
39:37What you up to exactly?
39:39Put these on, and the 500 bucks is ours.
39:41What? Do you want me to get beat up again?
39:43What's wrong with you? Fuck this.
39:45Come on.
39:47These are Olympic-grade. Fast as fuck.
39:49Whoo!
39:51All right, guys.
39:53Let's go.
39:55I'll register you
39:57to go to the top of the slide
39:59right now.
40:01Wait, what are you doing here?
40:03You said you were fired.
40:05I'm not here as your employee, bitch.
40:07Oh, shit.
40:09I'm here as your customer.
40:11And I wanna race now.
40:15You need to be here.
40:17Okay, this is for the graduates.
40:19Show me the fucking rule book.
40:21If you don't leave, I'm gonna call the cops.
40:23No one's calling the cops, okay?
40:25Just be cool.
40:27You're dead.
40:29No, you're dead.
40:35Nobody wants you here.
40:41You get out of my park.
40:43Hey, uh,
40:45Miss Wilkinson?
40:47Where's Slim?
40:49It's Priscilla.
40:51And...
40:53I haven't seen him in a while,
40:55but he's telling me he had a great time.
40:57Really?
40:59No way.
41:01That's awesome.
41:03Oh, my God.
41:05Come on, Pris.
41:07Come on.
41:09Come on.
41:11Come on, Pris.
41:13Pris, you gotta go up now.
41:15You really thought this through, Paul?
41:17You, me, together up there?
41:19Great.
41:21Kim, hold the fort.
41:29Fuck the fort.
41:31We need you.
41:33Let's do this.
41:35Oh, I don't think that's a good idea.
41:37No, he's right.
41:39Let's go fuck him up.
41:41Come on.
41:43Let's go.
41:45Let's go fuck him up.
42:09Shit.
42:25I forgot how high it is up here.
42:27I have no intention of making small talk.
42:31Stop the race!
42:33We got this, man.
42:35No, we got this for sure.
42:37Let me through.
42:39Hey, we told you to get out of here, asshole.
42:41Don't worry, babe. I got you.
42:43Let me through.
42:45You've had enough one weekend.
42:47That's fucking crazy.
42:49Are you high?
42:51Oh, yes.
42:53Don't go up.
42:55Let's go.
43:05All right, ladies and gentlemen,
43:07since Brian and Cindy
43:09are nowhere to be found,
43:11my wife Priscilla and I
43:13have decided to put aside our differences
43:15to emcee and lifeguard
43:17your favorite event.
43:19We don't care.
43:21Let me remind you
43:23of the rules.
43:25On three identical slides,
43:27teams of three members
43:29race against the clock.
43:31Fastest team wins $500.
43:33But remember,
43:35this is the sea snake race,
43:37which means you have to hold on
43:39to your teammates.
43:41Keep your arms and legs
43:43inside the slides at all times.
43:45Anyone seen trying to pull themselves
43:47to the edge of the slide
43:49will be disqualified.
43:51And our charming Conrad
43:53has agreed to come out
43:55of lifeguard retirement
43:57and will keep track of the teams below.
43:59Are we ready to do this, guys?
44:01All right.
44:03It is my pleasure to announce
44:05that the 15th annual
44:07sea snake competition is now open.
44:13Good luck,
44:15snake racers!
44:17Wet Valley rocks!
44:19Yeah!
44:33All right, girls. Let's go down this slide.
44:37You know what?
44:39Let's go down this one. It looks faster.
44:41Actually, I think that one's
44:43shorter, Alice.
44:45Okay. You guys can go there.
44:49Hey.
44:51Slow down, girl, okay?
44:53Who's the boss here?
44:55Shut up, Paul. We could have had two races by now.
44:57Come on, girls.
44:59All right, Blades.
45:01Line up here.
45:03Hey.
45:05Where's your bass player?
45:07I don't know.
45:09All right.
45:11Emos, Goths, or whatever the fuck
45:13they call you, before you kill yourselves,
45:15please, can you just line up over there?
45:19Okay.
45:21Kim?
45:23You're not supposed to be up here.
45:25I'll go back to the table as soon as I'm down there.
45:27I just want to help out the team.
45:35Okay, Conrad.
45:37We're finally ready up here.
45:39Are you ready down there?
45:41All good.
45:43Good luck, everybody!
45:45All right. Let's do this.
45:47Three, two, one!
45:49Stop! Stop the race!
45:51Stop the race! There's a hole in the slides.
45:53Look what I found. Look at this.
45:55Tommy, what are you doing? Get back to your team.
45:57I don't want a team. Look, don't go down.
45:59The slides are gonna collapse.
46:01Yeah, it looks real dangerous.
46:03Guys, let's get into positions, please.
46:05Kimberly, please don't go down.
46:07Stop trying to control me.
46:09Get the fuck away from us.
46:11Look, Paul, you need to listen to me.
46:13People are gonna die.
46:15The top is going down.
46:17Get off the platform.
46:19Look, don't you realize?
46:21It's 35 years this weekend.
46:2335 years since what?
46:25The murders.
46:27Fuck that. We just want to slide.
46:33Come on.
46:41Don't go!
46:45Don't go!
47:07Okay, you guys are next.
47:09Don't listen to the psycho.
47:11You're gonna be sorry. I promise you.
47:16No!
47:25Jeez.
47:27I want to be on your team.
47:29Yeah, you suck, bro.
47:31What's your name?
47:33Get off the platform. Don't go down.
47:35Hey, fuck you, dude.
47:45Woo!
47:53Conrad, we all good down there?
47:55Houston, we have no problem.
47:57Because I'm in charge.
47:59I'm Conrad.
48:01Conrad's in charge.
48:03Large and in charge.
48:07Tell me when.
48:09We've got three more teams ready to come down.
48:15No!
48:25Woo!
48:27Woo!
48:29Woo!
48:31Woo!
48:33Woo!
48:35Woo!
48:37Woo!
48:45Woo!
48:51Woo!
49:07Woo!
49:09Woo!
49:11Woo!
49:13Woo!
49:15Woo!
49:17Woo!
49:19Woo!
49:21Woo!
49:23Woo!
49:25Woo!
49:27Woo!
49:29Woo!
49:31Woo!
49:33Woo!
49:35Woo!
49:37Woo!
49:39Woo!
49:41Conrad, can we send the next ones down?
49:48Conrad?
49:49Conrad, come in.
49:50Conrad, can we send the next ones in?
49:51Conrad?
49:52Conrad?
49:53Conrad?
49:54Conrad?
49:56Conrad, come in.
50:02Conrad, can we send the next ones in?
50:16Oh, shit.
50:25Whoa!
50:26Whoa!
50:28Shit!
50:29Whoa!
50:30Whoa!
50:33Conrad?
50:34Translator's Note
50:36Hello? Hello? Hi. I'm calling from Wind Valley. It's happening again. Oh my God! Oh my God!
51:03There's blood everywhere! You need to come now!
51:08Paul! Stop everything! Pull the plug!
51:19Oh no. No, no, this is too high. I'm not going.
51:25Why don't we complete the teens file? You're against me.
51:29Uh, no, no. I think we should stay here.
51:33We'll go down and come back up. Come on, let's do it.
51:38We're ready, Paul. Let's go. Come on.
51:41Okay, fine. If that's what you want. Let's fucking do this!
51:52Hey, mamacita. Your name is Big Phil.
51:55Oh my, you are big.
51:56Okay, ready boys? Five hundred bucks.
52:01Enjoy the ride with your little sluts, Paul.
52:18Don't let go! Don't let go!
52:20What the fuck's going on?
52:22Hey, I'm going to try to pull you up, okay?
52:24There's bodies everywhere! There's something wrong in the tunnel!
52:44Hey! Drummer boy! Turn off the water!
52:49Chuck! Turn it off!
52:51It's Chad!
52:55Tim! Over there! Shut the water off!
53:22Help!
53:34I can't make it up again! Just get me out of here!
53:37Try to pull yourself over the slide!
53:39Yeah, and fall to my death!
53:41Just go! I can't!
53:43Yes, you can! I got you!
53:46Tell your dad to go fuck himself!
53:50I'm sorry, kid!
54:01Hey!
54:04Stop it!
54:07Hey! No! Don't go down the slide! No! Get off me!
54:12Why? I've only waited twenty minutes, man! Fuck this!
54:15No, no! It's a bloodbath down there! Don't go!
54:17Dude! You got issues, man! You need help!
54:21No, dude! No! No!
54:29Stop!
54:33Tim, go down!
54:35It's too dangerous!
54:37Stop!
54:39Hey!
54:41Hey!
54:47Hey!
55:06History repeats itself at Wet Valley Amusement Park
55:09as nine are confirmed dead in an apparent murder-suicide.
55:12Why is the question on everyone's mind
55:13as authorities unveil chilling details
55:16on the tragedy that took the lives of several graduates
55:19of Valley Hill High School.
55:33Joshua,
55:35you have to understand
55:37your father left you his entire estate.
55:41Oh, my God.
55:43Before the trust is transferred,
55:46you have to authorize the last real estate transaction
55:49that was left.
55:51Well, that was left incomplete.
55:53Your father's...
55:55well, your company
55:57is building a shopping complex
55:59right over the Wet Valley Water Park.
56:01It is a sizable amount.
56:32I'm so sorry.
56:40This is not your fault.
56:43Okay? You don't ever forget that.
57:01Everything is about my money.
57:31No!
57:34Dad!
57:36Please!
57:38Help my dad!
57:40Please!
57:43Dad!
57:54Dad!
58:01Dad!
58:03Please!
58:05Dad!
58:07Please!
58:12You crazy?
58:14Okay! Okay! I'll do whatever you want!
58:16Anything you want!
58:18I'll give you whatever you want!
58:20Anything you want!
58:31Dad!