Video.Guru_20240622_234230304
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00:00Wafaa bhi hai, Wafaa bhi hai
00:30Wafaa bhi hai
01:00Bada acha samjh rahe the na aap usse
01:02Usse milne ke liye gaye the
01:03Haan, toh mujhe pata hai
01:04Zara ne mujhe phone karke bata diya
01:08Aapko pata tha?
01:09Aapne mujhe kyun nahi bataya?
01:12Haan, toh mein tumhe kab batati diye di
01:14Tum saara saara din toh apne kamra mein band rahe thi ho
01:17Acha, kal na uske saath naashte pe chale jaao
01:21Naashte par chale jaao, college na jaao?
01:23Sunday ko kaunsa college hota hai?
01:25Phool gayi beta?
01:31Yeh baba ko do
01:33Haan, haan
01:34Chalo
01:35Chalo
02:00Assalamwalekum
02:10Walekumassalam
02:11Bete hain?
02:13Haan, yahan aaja hai
02:26Haan, khaana order kar hai?
02:28Nahi, mujhe bhook nahi hai
02:31Bhook toh mujhe bhi nahi hai
02:33Shaadi insan ko thoda nervous kar deti hai na
02:38Aapne wo dress pehna?
02:41Jaise ki shaadi ho gayi toh pehnungi
02:44Yeh bhi sahi
02:45Wo dress basand aaya hai?
02:48Aapne mujhe kya baat karne ke liye bulaya hai?
02:52Dekhe, Mandali, main aapko parashaan nahi karna chahata
02:56Lekin
02:58Yeh zindagi aapne guzaar nahi hai
02:59Toh faisla bhi aapko karna chahiye
03:00Ke aap
03:03Jis tariqah se
03:04Main aapne zindagi guzaarta hu
03:06Aap uss tariqah se
03:07Mere saath rehna chahayenge hi ya nahi?
03:09Matlab?
03:13Matlab yeh ke main
03:16Mere zindagi ka
03:18Bahot saara waqt
03:19Hospital mein guzaarta hu
03:21Cancer patients ke saath
03:23Hmm
03:24In short
03:26Mere paas waqt nahi hoon
03:28Aur yeh baat
03:29Main aapko bahot openly bata rahe hoon
03:36Aap yeh baatein apne gharwalon se bhi kah sakte hain?
03:38Sekhro baat kah chuka hoon
03:40Unko lagta hai
03:41Shahdi jaadon ki chhani hai
03:42Ek dekha ho gayi
03:43Toh sab theek ho jayega
03:48Frankly, main
03:50Bachhe bhi nahi chahata
03:51Jee?
03:54Mere
03:55Zindagi ka ek asool hai
03:58Ke
03:59Agar main koi commitment
04:00Poori nahi kar sukhoon
04:01Toh main nahi karta hain
04:02Mohot achcha karte hain
04:06Agar inn sab baaton ke baawajood bhi
04:10Aap ready hai toh theek
04:11Khar lete hain shahdi
04:16Kya hua?
04:19Kuch nahi
04:20Main kuch soch rahi the
04:23Aapke baaton se toh lag raha hai
04:24Ke aap shahdi karna hi nahi chahate hain
04:26To be honest
04:27Karna chahata bhi hoon
04:28Aur nahi bhi
04:29It's weird
04:31Mere liye bohot aasaan hai
04:32Main haan keh doon
04:33Aur mahari shahdi ho jaye
04:37Shuru ke chand din
04:38Bohot achche guzrin hoon
04:39Uske baad
04:40Aapki complaints
04:41Shuru ho jayengi
04:42Waqt nahi der rahe
04:44Baahar nahi leke ja rahe
04:46Hmm
04:47Yeh toh hai
04:48Wo jo aapka dress hai
04:49Wo bhi
04:50Bada bada zaya ho jayega
04:52Sad
04:54Unless
04:55Aap aap
04:56Apne family ke
04:57Functions pe
04:58Akela jana shuru karne so
05:09Lagta hai
05:10Maine aapko zyada parishan kar diya
05:11Kuch
05:12Humbaon khaane ko
05:13Paani
05:14Food
05:15Nahi peet bharke hai mera
05:19Chalein
05:20Main aapko ghar chhod de toh
05:21Iske zarurat nahi hai
05:22Kyun
05:27Dil saath rehne hi nahi hai toh phir
05:28Saath chalne ka kya bhaid
05:31Aap kaafi samjhdaar hai
05:33Ijazat
05:34Iske bhi zarurat nahi hai
05:37Alright
05:40Khuda hafiz
05:41Khuda hafiz
05:52Khuda hafiz
05:57Andaleeb
05:58Tumne mujhe bilaya kyun nahi
05:59Tumne toh usko batana tha
06:00Humare baare mein
06:01Badal toh nahi gayi yaar
06:04Kya matlab
06:06Wo paagal hai
06:07Kya matlab paagal
06:08Matlab yeh ke he is mad
06:10Wo poora maagal
06:11Usse shaadi nahi karni hai
06:12Shaadi nahi karni
06:14Aap aur mila aur jab
06:15Parishan ho rte
06:16Pata wo bahane dhoond raha tha
06:17Inkaar karne ke
06:18Aur
06:19Maine suncha ke
06:20Main buri kyu karun
06:21Shaadi nahi karni hai
06:22Kisa hi pata
06:23Aur matlab game saari set
06:24Aapne kuch mungaan hai
06:27Golgappa hai aapke paas
06:28Nahi hai
06:29Main item toh aapne rakha wahi nahi hai
06:30Kahin aur jalta
06:46Hum mera matlab
06:47Tum kahi jaa rahi hai
06:48Kahi jaa rahi hai
06:49Hmm
06:50Okay
06:53Puchenge nahi
06:54Kahan jaa rahi hai
06:57Wahi tumne decide kar liya
06:58Tumhe kahi jaa raha hai
06:59Tum jaa ho
07:01Yeh hi toh baat hai aapki
07:02Jo mujhe bahut pasand hai
07:04Yeh bas maine decide kar liya
07:05Toh kaafi hai
07:06Toh bas get ready
07:08Main?
07:09Main kahin nahi jaa raha hai
07:10Gaadi kadhe bhi hai
07:11Aap jaa hai nalana
07:12Main akeli jaa ho
07:13Dinner pe
07:15Dinner?
07:16Dinner kaun se aa gaya
07:18Abhi toh kaha
07:19Ke main jo bhi decide karo
07:20Woh theek hoga
07:21Toh phir itne zawaal kyun
07:23Tumhe zyada se zyada kahan jaana hoga
07:25Mama kya jaana hoga
07:26Jao
07:27Kehte hain
07:28Toh chali jaate hain
07:29I'm confused hogaya hu
07:30Mujhe samajh nahi aata
07:31Tum kaha jaa rahi hai
07:34Hum jaa rahe hain
07:35Dinner pe
07:36I've booked a table
07:38Seriously?
07:39Haan
07:40Aapne karl mujhe kaha na
07:41Ke main decide karo
07:43Toh mera decision yeh hai
07:45Ke main tumhare sath
07:46Khush rehna chahiye
07:48Aur ek bhi tumhare khushi aisi mein hai
07:49Ke main duniya mein
07:50Kisi se na milu
07:51Toh bas ab main
07:52Kisi se nahi milungi
07:57Nahi
07:58I'm sorry
08:01I think
08:03I think ya
08:04Main harsh ho jaata hun
08:05Aau dekho dekho
08:07Main
08:08Main kya karungi
08:09Main jaata hun
08:10Har wag tum mere saamne ro
08:11Tumhe dekhta hun mujhe
08:12Mere toh mujhe kuch achha nahi likhta
08:13Tumhare bhar
08:15Mere toh mujhe kuch achha nahi likhta
08:18I love you
08:19I love you too
08:24Rahe bhi ho jaata hu
08:26Aap aisi baatein karoge
08:27Toh phir 2 minute me ready hun
08:282 minute nahi
08:29Take your time
08:30Mujhe aadha ghanta lagega
08:31Okay
08:40Usse toh shaadi hi nahi karni hai
08:41Bila wajah aap logon ne
08:42Mujhe itni tension de
08:43Yeh usse toh khud kaha hai tum se
08:44Haan aap phone karke pooch le
08:47Usne kaha hai ya
08:48Tumne kuch kaha hai
08:50Maine kuch nahi kaha hai
08:51Balke main toh raazi ho gayi thi
08:53Ke chal ho theek hai
08:54Shaadi ke baad pad lungi
08:56Agar wo toh kehne lage
08:57Ke unke paas itna waqt nahi hai
08:58Ke wo bachon ke baare mein soch
09:00Ab aap khud bataya
09:01Aise aadmi se kaun karega shaadi
09:02Main matlab usse bache hi nahi chahiye
09:04Nahi na
09:05Keh rahe the ke main bohot busy insaan ho
09:07Toh main time nahi de skoonga
09:09Saaf lag raha tha
09:10Ke apne ammi ke pressure mein aake
09:11Usse shaadi karne ke liye raazi hoye
09:12Warna unhe shaadi waadi nahi karni hai
09:14Aur aap log bhi uske chakkar mein
09:15Mera college chhudwa rahe the
09:16Ab pata chal gaya na
09:17Aaye bhi
09:19Sadia tum
09:21Uske maa se baat karo zara
09:22Haan, karne baat
09:24Dubara inkaar kar wahi
09:35Wow
09:37Your favourite steak
09:39Thank you
09:41Beautiful evening
09:42And my beautiful wife
09:44Mainne socha shaadi ke baad
09:45Humari pehli date hai
09:46Special honi chahiye
09:48Tumhara gila bilkul jais tha
09:50Jab se shaadi hui hai
09:51Humne kuch special hi nahi kiya
09:53Toh mujhe embarrass kar rahi hai
09:54Not at all
09:56Humara yeh rishta
09:57Naya naya shuru hua hai
09:58Main nahi chahati ke
09:59Wrong footing pe start ho